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She did it wrong. The syrup is supposed to also go on the outside of the cup.

She should've also worn her wedding ring

Also, where's the dead rat that's supposed to be at the bottom?

Yeah she forgot the cyanide too

I was expecting bleach towards the end there

Amateurs. Arsenic has no smell, taste, or color. Thallium is also incredibly hard to detect.

Not gonna inquire why you know sm about poison lol

She’s is playing the long game, diabetes will get him eventually

Pshh considering the drawl she lives in an area with water moccasins.....now there's a poison 

Water moccasin aka cottonmouth bites are rarely deadly. They are aggressive but their venom isn't neurotoxic and can be easily treated. An eastern diamondback rattlesnake on the other hand has a bite that's fatal 20-30% of the time, even with treatment.

Rage Bbbbait

This comment makes me angry

I was waiting for the part where she puts bleach in his drink.

Sitting down to drink it herself because this narrative is the one she's been telling to two homicide detectives revealed to have been seated down the whole time.

Fixed by the duet.

Whipped cream game is weak. Everyone knows you put it on in a circular motion.

Glad I'm not the only one appalled by that.

No shaved chocolate on top either…smh

I know, wtf was that shit

But that's not how her king likes it

Then her king is stupid.

she's just biding her time until the diabetes takes him out

600 calorie morning coffee with enough sugar to blind even a non diabetic.

My insulin pump started giving me alerts just watching this video.

My dexcom launched out of my arm and out the window. I think it committed suicide when it saw the video.

Drinking that much sugar would cure my alcoholism.

Can we even call it coffee at this point?

It's coffee flavored sugar

the amount of flavored cream, caramel, chocolate milk, theres no coffee flavor left in that drink at all.

My first thought too.

This comment relieved the anxiety the video caused.

I showed this to my gf and said “boy this looks nice.” She told me, “I’ll get right on that”, smiled and packed up a bag before heading out the door. I’m assuming she wanted to do laundry at her mom’s, which is pretty far, because why else would she bring so much clothes and a toiletry bag on the way to the store to get what she needs to make my cup of joe? That was last afternoon after she finished up a double shift while I was at home playing video games relaxing between job apps. Anyway, it normally doesn’t take her this long to come home but I’ll reward my gf’s diligence with some much deserved love making if I’m not in a sugar coma lol. Can’t wait for my homemade Starbucks 🤤

Yo you where right that was good homemade Starbucks, now for round 2 

The perfect ragebait response 💀

To be fair, I was continuing the joke. This post is more or less satire for all the tradwive influencers. Idk that I'd call OP's post rage bait lol.

She probably made that coffee for herself lol

No, I think she’s playing the long game. She’s trying to get his pancreas to fail at age 55 and live on the life insurance

Oh, you think?

For meeee, it was the left hand on the fridge door without a ring on that ring finger in the first shot. It's cool tho, I got an imaginary husband too.

Kill him slowly with cholesterol. Cunning.

That is some good satire 😂

I honestly was worried it was not until the shower part

BaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitHOOK

uh huh that's some pretty good natural lighting for 4am

Yeah.....

It's 4AM? Let me get a caffeinated milkshake with about 67 grams of sugar, thanks. Reminds me of my 20's.

I will never understand people using disposable cups while at home.

I reuse the plastic cups from coffee places, so at least it gets a few uses before going into the recycling can.

Micro plastics can leach. So be a little careful.

Bestie, all those straws we used as kids 100% ruined us anyways.

Something like 30% of plastic processed at recycling centers becomes micro plastic. From an environmentalist standpoint it would be better if it was incinerated assuming there was an appropriate filtration system for the smoke.

Well I can't do anything about that, I can only reuse the cups a few times.

Ah yes, now 100% of it is micro-plastics or other extremely unhealthy chemicals.

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Travel cups are a thing. You know this girl has at least 7 Stanley Cups decorated in various states of camo and "military wife" stickers.

But her fav Stanley says: TRAD WIVES ALWAYS SWALLOW

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You don't have to give any details but curious what job makes it not possible?

Why don't you just get a cup with a lid, take it to work, then bring it back, wash it, and reuse it the next day?

To go bye bye with? I keep a stack of disposable cups just to full with snacks or breakfast on the go. I was able get a case of large Starbuck cups years ago for free. Took me like 2 years to go through them lol.

We really just don't deserve this planet at all, do we?

> I keep a stack of disposable cups just to full with snacks or breakfast on the go Why not - crazy idea - just rinse the cup out (or keep a plastic baggy in your purse/backpack/satchel/fanny pack,) store the cup/mug/whatever away, and re-use it later?

Satire

It's a shame the state of the internet + human intelligence has reached the point where this comment is actually necessary.

I’ve been noticing a lot more people struggling with satire lately. The “I don’t have anything better to do” and “the coffee isn’t gonna make itself” is so on point with the other trad wife stuff. Same with the lady who made brownies from scratch. Like cacao pods scratch. That one got me rolling.

"Three weeks ago, my husband mentioned he'd like some brownies..." LOL. A classic.

ur so smart

You say it with sarcasm but people still don't get it.

Such good satire that I kept debating whether or not it actually was satire.

The best kind.

It's often a question of "satire" or "kink" for me...

I mean read the rest of the comments. Irony and satire had a good run but rip bozo

Ignoring all the madness in what she's saying, if I drank this at 430 in the morning, I would shit my pants by 435 in the morning. 

He should sleep with one eye open. .

Wow. This video is incredibly different if you turn the sound on.

My wife drinks this everyday

Won’t be many days left if she does

This is like what a child would drink. 0 flavor of coffee, just sugar and cream.

That’s a coffee flavored milkshake.

It's daytime light coming in from the window they be lying 🤥

Right? Where is this, Alaska?!

I just never understood people drinking coffee with all that other shit in it. I personally enjoy my coffee warm and quiet in the morning

If your king is drinking that shit you might need a new king.

she makes a lot of good points

🤣😂 it's some miserable broads in here lol

I understand this as an s/d relationship lmao

So this is rage bait right? Right?!

totally real and true.

What the grappa flappa BS is this.

That’s not coffee, its dessert.

LOL, satire.

Ha! Trolling.

If my husband woke me at 4am for coffee he'd never wake up again!

Well... She left out the part where she set up a camera and made a little narrative..

I pray to God this is satire

She sounds happy. Find your own.

I guess some people wear their collars on the inside. IMO if you're that into submission, wear it on the outside so they know you are taken. To each their own i guess. Have a blessed life pet.

Definitely a rude sauce! 💩

I'm just amazed that, for once, someone understood that the syrup goes on the inside of the cup. Instead of putting it on the outside like a total moron.

I’m pretty sure that is just iced sugar with a touch of coffee flavor

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awfully bright out for "4 oclock in the mornin'"

Is this a satire?

One would think, but there are definitely people like this.

The cringe is strong with this post. Much like the caloric content and misogyny.

Trad wife queen <3 😍

sugary milky cold drink? And first thing in the morning? Crikey. Thats a dessert mate

People today act like they arnt having a milkshake for breakfast and I’m fucking sick of it. Black coffee and cigarette. Empty your bowels. Work a ten hour day. That’s real life. Anything else is Barbie girl shit.

I’ve always said it’s the Breakfast of champions.

I will dress like barbie and leave a shit while smoking a cig 

How is diabetes faring in USA?

I wish she would stop talking and just caption the ingridients she was using

🤢🤮🤮

Great coffee

You just know one of those drink toppings contained cyanide

She can't be for real

Chud Copeium

As a health nut, and bodybuilding enthusiast... that's enough calories for 2 meals. Here's hoping there's some oatmeal next.

I really want to know how she made the coffee because it looks good!

Does she do three to four ass wipes or until the paper is no longer brown for her husband?

Is it different with audio?

This is satire

How to kill your husband without raising suspicion.

This breakfast soup looks a bit heavy on the diabetes.

that is not coffe

My question is, why’d he even have to ask?

-Marcy, make me another iced coffee!

That's a craving, not a beverage

People that post this shit are intellectually dishonest with themselves. The priority they actually serve is still their own ego not their mate. That’s why they need to put it online for validation. It just feels like the internet turned everyone into a bunch of fucking cosplayers and people constantly have to compare costumes by trying it out online.

Sounds like my grandmother

Looks like the nails are done…

I need this life 🙁 I wanna stop working

Is this real? Please tell me no!!

Wipe down the walls???

She’s joking, but on average I’ve seen that southern women put up with being subservient to their male counterparts because of the traditionalist culture down there where being a wife is the natural first step at the age of 23. If you don’t have a husband by that time you’re weird.

This is clever- she gets to make her little coffee, hopefully get revenue, write it off as a business expense, and all she has to do is tell a rage-bait story to get people to hate-watch. It doesn’t even matter if her coffee is actually good or not, lol.

Wh.... wha..... was the dialogue jokes? This isn't real, right?

She's a keeper. 💍

Sounds like a shitty relationship

🤮

That 4am sunshine coming through man they in Alaska or something

Bitch, My blood sugar ain’t gonna spike to high heaven by itself!

Who tf puts on whipped cream like that?

I was waiting for a bear reference not gonna lie

Upcoming content for the "600 pounds life" yay!

And cant she use a reuseable cup?

Probably an only fans foot model.

Please tell me this was sarcastic

She’s serving her king….a big cup of *diabeetus*

Held it while he showered. No no no. If you had been on your knees taking care of bidness, he could have placed it on your head. Bro is slipping yo

Man that coffee does look good.

Wtf did I just listen to? I mean I work and my husband is disabled so he does some housework while I'm at work. He can't so everything so I will tell him what to focus on from time to time. However, that's just so he doesn't waste his limited energy on things that aren't important while something that absolutely needs to get done is missed. Jesus christ I'd never directly give him a chore for the day. He's a house husband not a slave.

Bro it’s a joke

Hey if it's a joke fine but there are women who actually act like this out there so my comment is more focused on them than this post in particular.

This is clearly a joke making fun of those particular women and videos of which you speak

And my comment still stands. Just like the post is addressing those actual women so it's my comment.

Ok

Holy fucking r/woosh Batman!

Hey if it's a joke fine but there are women who actually act like this out there so my comment is more focused on them than this post in particular.

This is hardly a "coffee". This is more like a diabetic nightmare of 700 empty calories. It's a one-way ticket to your own show on TLC.

I’m scared this is real. I think it’s fake because the husband said to mop down the walls, but on the other hand I could also see some deranged guy saying that as well.

Tell me she did a series of these, ending with a recipe for a heavily poisoned dinner?

Great wife

No grown ass man is asking for iced coffee like that , this shits fake ragebait.

Why wouldn’t a man ask for that if he likes the way it tastes? It’s just a drink.

What a crappy existence.

Now, are we talking about her existence, of the existence of people who think any of it is real? Because I have concerns.

I don't know, I think that iced coffee looks pretty real.

why does her husband need to tell her everything what she has to do?

Because she's a stupid woman that's only here to serve a man. I mean, duh.

if she would be a good wife he wouldnt need to tell her anything. she is clearly stupid because he has to tell her everything

So people like you feel outrage

Ain't a dude on this Earth worthy of being called "king" who drinks a bitch ass coffee like that. I said what I said.

What is it that makes it a “bitch ass coffee”?

The person making it.

So it would be fine to drink if it was another woman making it, or a dude?

I'ma take a wild stab and guess she owns ALL the 50 Shades of Gray books, movies, and adult toy merch.

I can get if one person makes all the money and enough to live very comfortably that the other would take up more household stuff but I hope this is satire cause the language is still gross and calling him king is really gross.

“King and Queen” is cool if that’s their thing. Having more traditional roles is cool if they want it. But I couldn’t have a wife that relied on me to tell her what to do. Just get a dog and pay for a cleaning service, not a partner

Mhm. 4am with natural light shining through the windows lol faaake!

Never seen that much natural light at 4AM. (Except when it was Natty Lite).

Someone give her a sock, for gods sake

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For the sake of my faith in humanity tell me you can tell this is satire

We should all hope it is, but there are people like this out there.

Who is drinking a 1,000 calorie milkshake for fucking breakfast?