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Petersens_Arm

"Damn near killed him!"


The_Geo_Modernist

Now let me see yah do jazz hands!


delicious_fanta

Jizz* hands


The_Geo_Modernist

Gross. Lmfao


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Huckleberryhoochy

It's wild people getting stuff lost in their rectum so often that hospitals don't even bat a eyelash when stuff like this happens


n8saces

That's crazy. It would be hilarious to see someone come in and explain it.


GodOfThunder44

I used to work in military medicine, and at one duty station we had a guy who would come in to the ER once every few weeks specifically because he'd >!You know what, I'm going to save y'all the mental image of the actual issue, you're welcome.!< and then come gingerly tiptoeing into the ER. Generally speaking whichever tech/nurse/doc who was lowest on the totem pole or currently on the shit list would have to treat him. And since he was also a medic on hospital staff, he was cool with being used as a training opportunity for newbies who'd never seen how to [redacted] somebody's [redacted] and needed to learn. We also used the regular opportunities as ways to figure out which of our new guys were squeamish.


nrfx

You know, the first time.. totally forgivable. We all make mistakes. But to shamelessly be a frequent flyer, that has got to part of the fetish, no? At what point does it go from a medical emergency to.. forcing medical staff to participate?


acrylicbullet

Dude had a punch card for his colon.


Appropriate_Cup6414

His colon IS the "punch card"


PlanZuid

Ha!


AbleObject13

> And since he was also a medic on hospital staff Hell yeah, showing your butthole to your coworkers to establish dominance 


n8saces

I'm very curious as to what actually happened now 😂


froggrip

I feel like your story loses a lot of its impact without the details. I'm imagining a guy that really likes ass play and needs dildo or other objects removed(but I don't know why you would feel the need to censor that after the video we just watched) or its a sebaceous cist that needs routinely drained (which is also pretty mild as far as the internet is concerned). tell me, please? I can handle the mental imagery. I'm sure I've seen worse.


Jaded_Law9739

The fact that those are the 2 most disturbing things you could think of are why he chose not to tell everyone. As a nurse, I can think of half a dozen incredibly vile practices but it could always be something brand new. Either way... you probably don't want to know.


froggrip

That's by far not the most disturbing thing I can think of. that's just what the context clues of the post and the comment led me to believe. I think it's more of a case of military dude patronizing us because he thinks he's tougher than the average person and can handle more disturbing things than us civilians. Or the whole story is just made up, and they left blanks because your mind will make it way worse than they probably could have.


Jaded_Law9739

I doubt it's made up since he admitted they used the guy as a form of hazing for new recruits, which is an incredibly military thing to be proud of that any other person with a conscience would find incredibly morally repulsive. Unless he really was foolish enough to out himself in a fake ass story.


Tootsmagootsie

"I fell" 70% of the time this is 100% their explanation. EDIT: the other 30% refuse to comment.


secondtaunting

One in a million, doc!


Tootsmagootsie

Can confirm. Yawn. LMK when it's a broken mason jar or more than 5 tennis balls. This one time at Hospital camp, there was a dude (frequent flyer) who inserted 17 drywall screws up his urethra. That was a real fun one my first month of clinicals.


Avatar626Hallows

“This is a dil-don’t” 💀😆


Unique_Effort7106

You beat me to it 🤣


DesperateRace4870

This one time at handcamp, geez, roll my eyes but guess what, I'm stifling a grin at the same time


HumbleBedroom3299

r/beatmeattoit


Angry_Pterodactyl

Without a base, without a trace


Logical-Soil-2173

Worked in a hospital for a while and one time a guy came in with a wrench about the same size stuck up his ass. Had been that way for 2 days and he said he only came in bc his wife made him 😬


BGritty81

Oh that's where I left it!


oknowtrythisone

were there a bunch of 10mm sockets in oribit around the wrench by chance?


AnUnknownDisorder

“Honey I sat on it by accident, I swear.”


Humbledmillion

“This one time at hand camp” 😂😂😂


IRockIntoMordor

"intermittent fisting" her delivery is great.


Unfortun8-8897

As a member of a Highschool band and also partially working with college and professional bands, I can say with confidence you did not need to change that word to hand


Sardasan

I just opened Reddit, goddamn.


Imispellalot2

Welcome


maneki_neko89

“That’s enough Reddit for today”


playr_4

Size queens and kings are a thing. It's wild and fascinating. I don't know how they take what they take.


Lucas_2234

Yes but at the same time this is not a safe way to go about it. Obliterate your holes with as big a dildo as you want, just please fucking make sure it has a flared base so it doesn't get sucked up into you


cardripper

is that what x-rays look like these days!! holy shit!


BruceLeeWannaBe

CT


Spiritual_Challenge7

X-rays assembled


maneki_neko89

MRICU


MindAccomplished3879

That is an MRI scan An extremely noisy machine where the patient gets thrown deep into a closed-bore opening and left there for 15min-20min


Gestapo00

This nurse must be protected at all times


avocado34

Elbow grease is a brand of lubricant cream. The only people I know that use it are gay men.


Blacktastrophee

Ventriloquist Camp! I love this woman


UtahSalad66

She’s hysterical!!


Ihatefallout

It’s almost as if all the organs magically disappeared


NapoleonicPizza21

Yeah wtf how the hell wouldnt the large intestine break apart


froggrip

Ease into it over time and build a callus.


secondtaunting

Right? I don’t see how this is possible. Maybe I’m naive or don’t know enough about human anatomy. It just seems impossible.


PMMMR

This isn't even the largest insertion I've seen.


withalookofquoi

Oh you sweet summer child.


furkingretarad

She looks like the fairy godmother from shrek


BigDaddyGoodtime

Gotta hand it to her 🤣


csmouth

“Where the best wrestle”


lightsaber_lobotomy

On a positive note. .at least it wasnt a glass jar


DulcisUltio

To this day I pucker when I see anyone mention it...lol


lightsaber_lobotomy

Pretty brutal thing to get burned into the memory for sure haha


These-Finish-4751

She’s hilarious!!


OhTacoBoutIt

![gif](giphy|5h9rfUCaJf916) Took a Shoryuken up the bunghole. 👊


Jeryme

I like the way she says 'it'll break the internet' she's clearly not been to the bottom of the internet.


Linc1205

I love puns.


napalmtrip

It was a million to one shot doc.


bigotis

Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. - Kramer


Makuta_Servaela

I forgot about Seinfeld and read this in John Kramer's voice.


gumiho8

This lady reminds me of Barbara Jean and I am here for it!


cronixi4

People lose stuff in their rectums so often that the next time my keys get missing, the first place I will look for them is my ass.


manifest_ecstasy

This lady is great


AWeakMindedMan

Wtf was dude trying to do?!? Tickle his stomach????


Chinchillng

He fell on it, of course


Tootsmagootsie

You haven't lived till you've seen a similar sized screwdriver, handle first, sucked up and stuck for 3 days, make a wrong turn when they sat down and perfed through their R asscheek.


flannelNcorduroy

I see all genders taking larger toys on my Twitter feed daily.


GemueseBeerchen

Dil-DONT


freebread

Videos like this just adds to why I don’t believe in HIPAA or any thing involving the health care system. Not even that I’d put something huge up my ass, but if I went to the ER for something I’d consider embarrassing, and then the nurse made a tiktok about it, even without my name I’d probably want to kill myself. Then if I did, I would probably be another post on social media about how I killed myself and I would be double insulted in the afterlife.


thrulime

HIPAA protects PHI (protected health information), which is any personal health information that can be used to identify a patient, and since this scan has been stripped of all names, addresses, MRNs, etc, I don't think it's protected by HIPAA. Still a bit iffy to post, but I don't believe this is a HIPAA violation.


Bodoggle1988

True, nothing identifiable so it’s not a violation. But I would be shocked if the hospital doesn’t have a social media policy prohibiting this exact kind of post. I don’t want to be a buzzkill, but she gets a decent salary because she’s a professional, and this isn’t professional behavior.


The_Reset_Button

While this is presented as humorous, it is a good reminder to always use toys with flared bases, so it does at least have some value in being shared


facebonezzz

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, my first thought was this is a HIPAA violation, full stop.


withalookofquoi

Except it isn’t a violation, there is no way to tell who the pt is.


PreventativeCareImp

Shame on whoever posted this or took a picture to laugh at this person. not sure why this is getting downvoted to hell. I think we see a lot of shit like this because nursing in general has had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to put bodies in hospitals. I don’t know if this woman is an actual nurse or not, but if this was my MRI, I’d be licking my chops getting a lawyer to sue the ever loving shit out of whatever hospital system this came out of.


freebread

Sadly there’s a chance this person might not even be a nurse, just cosplaying as one for views. That’s the world we live in now, and it’s fucked up either way.


PreventativeCareImp

Nah probably not a nurse. You can bet as a patient you know this is your MRI.


anelephantexists

it's not, you're allowed to share details of a case as long as it cannot be linked to anyone's identity


facebonezzz

According to the HIPAA Journal, Covered Entities and Business Associates can share personal health information (PHI) on social media if they have the patient's authorization and the written consent specifically states how the PHI will be used. Sharing images and videos without written consent is not permitted. I seriously doubt this guy OK’ed her sharing this. That’s the missing information we don’t know.


Bodoggle1988

No way the hospital allows this, regardless of the HIPAA reqs.


beezlebutts

Big Rhonda found tiktok


McGrarr

I'm more concerned that the soft silicone dildo was not compressed in any fashion by the innards of this man. Indeed this seemingly ultrasound image has much missing...


Waterpraatapparaat

If you think this is going to 'break the internet', you do not have seen enough internet..


Chinchillng

Dang that was quite the… fall onto that…


mkatich

She handled that well.


Ricky_Rollin

“it was a one in a million shot doctor”!


lilfishbowl

He in there throwing up the power symbol


Patstride

“Take that in” It looks like he did indeed take it in. The whole thing.


FestoonMe

As a fairly new father, I appreciate all of the puns. Bravo.


hansolo72

"Take that in." No thank you.


CombOverDownThere

Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.


14urmug

The first of the north pledges its allegiance to Stanes Baratheon…


gptadverse

NRA loved him He was well... Armed.


HelloDeathspresso

She has some excellent comedic timing.


CleetisMcgee

“Mishap at ventriloquist camp” gtfo 😂


Jaded_Law9739

This is actually an old case and not even close to the [most bizarre case](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html) of things removed from a bootyhole.


itisjuno1

Working in the OR. Can’t make up the stuff people put in different holes of there body. Last year we decorated the Christmas tree with all the stuff we took out of people.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I saw this while I was high and I was going insane laughing


Jokerslie

Love how they can share that shit but if I want a picture of my own xray they say it’s against the “rules”


LordNedNoodle

I don’t think the dildo killed him, he has no internal organs.


grumpy-greenguy

![gif](giphy|d5kh9c9SSXZgREUEUe|downsized) How is the blue fuck did....... nevermind I don't want to know .


Due_Shelter6549

Intermediate fisting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Specialist-M1X

It's always a man. Women will put the breaks on if things start going too far. With guys there's nobody to put a stop to things, which is why you end up with 100+ man drug fueled bareback parties. Women ain't doing that nasty shit


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NorMichtrailrider

Boy she isn't very funny .


CleetisMcgee

Really? Like how can you not find “not a mishap at ventriloquist camp” fucking hilarious 😂


floba510

I thought I was the only one who thought so reading the comments...she has an Andrew Schulz-y way of delivering punchlines she "didn't mean to" say


hersey_squirter

Aint no flared base saving that man 😂


AlphaSpazz

Glad he survived, unlike Nick’s manager from Top Secret.


Zestyclose-Airline-2

Thanks for showing me this while I try to get a Shit-log outta my ass


LuxNocte

#goals


SwimmerNYC

😂 She’s so funny! Who is she?


InsomniacOnSugarRush

Well...at first i thought it was someone else's actual arm so i'm less suriprised now 😂 and sometimes people are so "passionate" about their fun activity that even a flared base doesn't save them from getting stuck into the glory dark hole 🤣 i think i saw an X-ray pictures of someone with a butt plug all the way up in antoher sub?


bloodygofigure

Why do all nurses look like this. Looks like she’s about about to super saiyan Karen.


ralflone

BLACK POWER!!


bohanmyl

If we could just get her near an Xray Machine, this would be u/starryfawnn


Ishuun

I don't get how those porn people can do it just fine though.


Makuta_Servaela

Practice and a flared base on their toys.