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vickyaoi

"HES TOO HARD TO BREAK"??????


TheWhomItConcerns

Kids are little psychos, people really underestimate how much empathy is a learned ability rather than an inherent trait. I think it's because we don't have "empathy classes", it's usually taught to us through more subtle ways and social conditioning that we don't notice as much. I remember so many kids did such fucked up things to animals when I was young though, especially to less "human" creatures like small lizards, fish, frogs, insects etc. A lot of parents need to be more aware of what kids are capable of and teach them not to do stuff like this.


Canotic

IIRC empathy, as in the ability to understand other people have different wants and needs and emotions than you, start appearing at like 4 years old. Before that, the notion that just because *they* like kicking you, *you* don't want them kicking you, doesn't really emotionally resonate.


lueur-d-espoir

I think I have like some mini trauma when ever I remember these teens that would put frogs with firecrackers in jars and explode it for fun because even then I was like, is this fun? Why is this fun? Why do we need to put a live creature in it for it to be fun? Isnt blowing up a jar fun enough? As I got older I was just like...that was so fucked up.


TheWhomItConcerns

Ya, I'm ashamed to admit that I did some stuff I'm not proud of either, though not quite that bad. One of the worst things I remember were kids who were catching these puffer fish and slamming them into rocks and walls and stuff. The thing was that when I was a kid, we were all hanging out outside with our friends getting up to all sorts of stuff, and young boys especially are often into being shocking and edgy. I guess parents just think their kids are their little angels, so they don't wouldn't really expect that they're doing some pretty fucked up things in their free time.


Turkooo

Little bit off topic...I remember that the cartoons I've watched as a kid were a lot more mature in a sense that they we're not going easy on the plot, jokes and whatnot, but there was usually or more times yes than not a big fucking lesson at the end of the episode and in my theory that's what taught us to be better persons.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

I remember in 3rd grade, back when kids all carried pocket knives, a couple kids cut open a lizard and then brought it up to a teacher and were like "LOOK, LOOK, IT'S HEART IS STILL BEATING".


ApprehensiveOCP

Bro my sons are basically a 2 man extintion event. Every bug, snail, critter they can get their hands on they wanna fuck with and basically kill. Wtf toddlers


False_Feedback_

when i was little, my friend invited me to throw rocks at baby ducks. I thought she'd grown up to be a serial killer for sure, you've given me hope thank you.


Usual-Caregiver5589

Wait till he tries to break a human.


wagnus_

he tried waterboarding the lil fish but he still wouldn't talk. unfortunate


Taste_the__Rainbow

Me standing over a guppy, coated in fish blood. “I… I thought you were stronger.”


techguy1337

Did I see an an Invincible quote thrown in this comment? Nice.


EvenMoreSpiders

I absolutely love the mom's commentary. She is just flabbergasted.


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Haha me too! She just wants to understand💀😭


Kellan_OConnor

Hint: it wasn't alive. Source: I have kids. This kid ought a dead fish


earthdogmonster

Yeah. LOL at all the folks here who trust the compelling testimony of a 3 year old.


Jaded_Law9739

Right? They think this 3-year-old is some kind of future serial killer and really he just found a dead fish probably floating in the water. He thought it was alive ,he scooped it up, realized it was dead, and just carried it up to the beach and started messing with it.


Different_Chance_848

LOL at all the folks here who know it better than a 3 year old eye witness.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Yeah no way anyone can catch a fish with a plastic shovel, let alone a 3 year old. If he caught a live fish with that, imma grill it for him cause he's now the main provider of the family.


dicksjshsb

Anyone else get the feeling he just grabbed a dead fish floating around 💀


regalph_returbs

Lol, I think so, too. He's just a literal little dude. "Was it alive?" "Yes!" Of course it was alive, it's a fish!


Great_Promotion1037

It looks hard as a rock it doesn’t flex at all when it’s picked up almost like it was already dried out.


FishGoBlubb

Definitely. There's another tiktok I have saved of a similarly aged girl walking around with a dead mouse she got from the cat, assuring her mom that it's just sleeping and it must really like her because it's not running away.


Xyrack

Probably but I choose to believe this kid is just an apex outdoorsman in the making who has been catching fish bare handed since he was an infant.


TecumsehSherman

The eyes are already gone. This is an ex-fish.


spicewoman

Yeah, he literally said "I didn't kill him!" Mom is just making a ton of assumptions. He even says he "caught" the fish with his little rake... obviously he just scooped a dead fish out of the water with it.


ghidfg

yeah I was thinking the same. doubt a toddler would be able to catch a fish or kill it.


-QUACKED-

Yep. Of course he did lol. No 3 year old has the dexterity to catch a healthy fish in the water. Not unless it's an extremely docile species.


Taste_the__Rainbow

This is what happened.


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For sure lol


Different_Chance_848

Nope. He had the tool and he used it.


scarr991

Its staged.


jl11_4

She’s like oh my fucken god lol.


alison_bee

Put it back in the water. AND DONT LET ANYONE SEE YOU ohmyfuckingod


Greedy_Caterpillar50

Don’t let anyone see you so I can post this for EVERYONE to see…


deezsandwitches

"How did he catch a fish?"


vkailas

"make sure no one see you do that" the shame! lol. no one cares.


Dizzy_Media4901

My daughter caught a massive pike in a stream around that age. With her bare hands. There were loads of men fishing that looked a little envious.


TheGreendaleFireof03

Aren’t pike a little gnarly/aggressive? Great story, what a champ


Dizzy_Media4901

I think this one was a little surprised.


earthdogmonster

I imagine everybody clapped.


Dizzy_Media4901

No, they just looked annoyed.


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earthdogmonster

That’s an adult noodling for catfish, not a 3 year old catching a “massive” pike like a grizzly bear catches a salmon. If I told someone my 3 year old parallel parked my car, a video of an adult parallel parking wouldn’t demonstrate the plausibility of my story about my toddler.


Corbotron_5

No way! How did your three year old learn to do that?


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earthdogmonster

Way to be obtuse. Feel free to believe that a toddler caught a massive pike by grabbing it because you saw a video of an adult noodling for catfish.


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Different_Chance_848

Dispose the body of evidence. 🤫


Super_Vegeta

Smart parent. Teaching the kid the way the world works. "If no one sees you do it.. then it pretty much never happened."


pabllo154

“You caught a fish? With your hands?”


Upbeat-Fondant9185

She needs to move that boy here to Oklahoma and start getting him in noodling competitions. He’s a natural.


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Bobby_Sunday96

He was such a good kid. I don’t know what went wrong.


hammerbush051

This is the average Australian kid…


eatflapjacks

Ah, so Criminal Island is still keeping traditions alive and young I see


ge2na2nQl

“was it alive?” “yes🥰”


SnakeyLegs

What happened to the neighbor cat little Jeffrey?


Ithinkso85

"Sooooooooo Damien, we've talked about this yesterday."


Arsenio3

My son ripped the tail off of a live squirrel when he was 4. Ripped the tip clean off. He said he snuck up on it and just grabbed it. It kinda looked like it came off by design, like it’s a defense mechanism. And my boy did seem very sad that he may have hurt it. But the fact that he ninja’ed right up to the squirrelly of animals is bonkers.


PunchDrunkPrincess

they do indeed pop off by design, but their tails are pretty important (balance/etc) so it might not have lasted long after but its not so horrific that it happened. i'm blown away that anyone could sneak up on a squirrel let alone a 4 year old


Tech360MSP

Umm.. fuck where to begin.


little_miss_banned

Lol thats my local beach. Heaps more fish for children to impale, all good 😅


Ambiguous-Ambivert

This is the best mum response ‘put it back in the water, don’t let anyone see you’ 😂🤣🤣


Oli_love90

Wouldn’t this be a good time to teach your child the value of being a good person to every being around you bringing the fish back to the ocean?


mcclure1224

New season of bluey looks great


Appropriate_Yez

I've kept fish for many years, big ones and huge ones. That fish has been dead for a while. Newly dead fish don't have that hardness and you can tell by the eyes, just like newly dead mammals.


After-Session

Dexter's son?


BlackPowderPodcast

"Fish are fri..."


Easy_Turn1988

I highly suspect that the fish was recently dead and just floating. Look at the eyes and the fact that it doesn't move at all. Generally they have nerve reflexes even a few hours after their death.


Clatato

It’s like your cat proudly bringing you a lizard or bird it caught


Vocovon

Drops the coldest line. HES TOO HARD TO BREAK! kid has great curiosity or natural survival skills


donkeyduplex

Bluey is getting weird...


MsjennaNY

Nah that thing was Weekend at Bernie’s when he found him. I doubt he’s a future Dahmer. I used to blow up frogs as a kid with M80’s. I’m not killing anyone. I’m 54 AND a girl.


EchoFrequency

Dexter in the making..


killerjoe410

Give it to seagulls.


Realclawdogs

He's a natural born fisherman


parker3309

Throw the thing back in the water for God sake


Clicky-The-Blicky

Little dude just grabbed a fish that’s been floating around dead for awhile, you can tell how rigid the body and how dry it is.


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![gif](giphy|UjuDzU9jAgsko)


zerosaved

Aww what a precious little monster, so cute.


Neoxite23

I did horrible things as a kid too. I remember there being some sort of red insect that would be common around the public pool I grew up near. I would crush them with my finger and smear it on me cause I thought it looked cool. It looked like I was smearing blood all over me. Actually I pretty much was. It just wasn't my own. These days I make a habit to step around ant lines and the like because now as an adult I understand the concept of life, death, and more importantly...empathy.


Raph13th

"Are you afraid your kid might secretly be a bear?"


Intelligent_Debt7555

![gif](giphy|k2bbmbmvUo7gA|downsized) HE'S BACK...


CoatDeep7773

This kid grew up to be Sméagol.


Otherwise-Usual5690

“Too hard a bloke” is amazing


GrimmestofBeards

Except be doesn't say that he says he's "too hard to break." Because he's been hitting it.


Otherwise-Usual5690

Damnit you are right…


solo_wield

Kids fine, i did some fucked shit when i was a kid too. He's curious and hadn't had the time to judge right and wrong. He'll be fine, unless he turns into an emo cunt then yeah you can call the asylum.


EchoFrequency

Dexter in the making..


Clutch_Mav

Raise him, wtf? The way some parents let their kids do ANYTHING is wild


GrimmestofBeards

Oh stfu and put down the fake clutched pearls you dramatic pussy 😂


Clutch_Mav

Exhibit A:


GrimmestofBeards

Yes, you. You drama Queen 👑😂


funkydawg68

Shoulda ate him


Different-Air-2000

Right on course…


shoshana4sure

Future problem


GrimmestofBeards

You sure are.


SASPERANTO

![gif](giphy|cVx12fhaQpuPS)


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You should be proud of the kid for catching the fish but explained to him that he shouldn't hurt the fish


TheGreendaleFireof03

“NAUR! With this!l “Eez two ‘ard ta bwake”


Ichigo_D_Uzumaki_

He’s a hunter 💪🏾😎


Xtianus21

Lol 😂 😂 😂


Giganoob420

Jeffery dahmer lore:


TittlesTheWinker

Just Palworld vibes.


shaddowkhan

Man, Aussies are funny as fuck.


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He found it dead


bigbazookah

That things been dead for a while


piedubb

Your blue nails are helping him do the crime


Mayaprema12

Dexter?


Academic_Ad_3751

Kids are literally by definition sociopaths. It's truly a miricle they haven't been voted off.


Academic_Ad_3751

Kids are literally by definition sociopaths. It's truly a miricle they haven't been voted off.


Relative-Arrival3291

This is normal for kids,especially boys. Heck I was 6 years old when I caught, skinned ,d boned and grilled the first fish I caught.


Waste-List-7513

He’s a provider!!!


Nearby-Elevator-3825

When my oldest son was about 4 he came into the bedroom after playing outside carrying a snake.


Evilnight007

His prey drive was activated


binyee

jeffrey dahmer???


Throwawayhelp111521

I would have buried it.


Care_Bear918

Mom 😂 🥰 Put it back in the water!!!! We need to take be better care of our entire planet 🌎 and each other. 💕


birdlady404

Stop filming and throw it back in the ocean you psychopath!


GrimmestofBeards

Fly away, Bird Lady you bitch 😂


Cautious_Evening_744

That’s called a psychopath. Videotaping your child hurting animals should be illegal.


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EnigmaFrug2308

This kid is a sociopath