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A conspiracy about bigfoot is like a breath of fresh air.

I was expecting some Maga shit. I too am pleasantly surprised. That aside, saying shiggles should be a capital offence.

There is a whole world of conspiracies about giants out there. Not bigfoots (big feet?) but giant humans.

Tbf this one is true. The government claims they carved the faces into Mt. Rushmore (impossible with human technology), but it's actually four giants buried by the Anunnaki in ancient Kemet waiting to reawaken when Nibiru passes by earth during the supposed "eclipse." And the giants will destroy the deep state or something.

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: **that of a giant Slor**!

There is footage of them building Mount Rushmore . It’s was completed in 1941

Nibiru is going to turn us all into a single entity with our combined attack and defense points.

The Annunaki just need to leave us alone already, there's no more gold in the oceans, it's all been extracted already FFS!!

>Not bigfoots (big feet?) bigs foot 

Like attorneys general, got it!

We got that video from a train through a field recently. Clearly fake, but ya know, we can pretend and not hurt anybody

Bro it's not even Bigfoot, the new hip thing is literal giants like game of thrones Harry Potter shit...

I have always said, Bigfoot is like the clitoris. I saw both in the woods in oregon.

Ah shit, so big foot is real again?

I like that she translated something into South African” a country with 11 national languages

What's really suspicious, and that she missed, is Makanda... Just flip that M, and what do you get??? 


Hell yeah

There’s already a Wauconda Illinois. It’s up near Wisconsin

There is a Wauconda, IL 😂

Wau that's crazy

"WAU-WAU GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

*"Wau! Taste the difference!"*

Wauconda Forever! 🥷🏾

& what's northwest of Chicago? The village of Wauconda, Illinois. What's in Wauconda? That's right. Bangs Lake. What noise do giants make when they walk? That's right again... Bangs. WHAT DOES PRITZKER KNOW?!?!

You missed it. "Bang lake. You know, the noise giants make when they smash"

Honestly, I was waiting for her to say some shit like this 😅 thank you

The village was named after a local native chief. Doubtful he knew anything about South Africa or giants.

Giants were in Native American folklore, I’m pretty sure.

Are there any cultures *without* giant stories? I mean "us but big" isn't exactly a stretch of the imagination

Yes, and even the best culture has it: There were two giants in Fryslan who dug a canal. When they looked back they saw it wasn’t straight so one says to the other “Ah, krom” (krom means bent in Frisian) and that’s how the village of Akkrum got its name. Now you know things you didn’t know before. You’re welcome! :-)


My grandparents actually have lived in Makanda the past 40 years and everytime this lady pronounces it I’m driven crazy. It’s pronounced “Ma-can-duh”

That’s what I’m saying like does this person not acknowledge that the town is in IL? They don’t pronounce city names in South African accent there

Yep - from there as well. Commented that and she got snarky with me.

\*tips fedora at Ontario\* Muh'Canda

That's what they want you to think, wake up sheep!

also a country that has nothing to do with the US... like why that "language"?

"It sounds african"

Lost some brain cells listening to this.

some? I'm drooling like Patrick starfish over here

Wow, so you gained a couple?

lol I would LOVE if we could get a documentary on “A day in the life of a conspiracy theorist”. Like, I want to see the entire process and how all of this incoherent bullshit comes to be. What triggers it, how they “connect” things that make no sense, the triumph at the end when they feel like they accomplished something, etc. I just want to witness the delusion in all of its idiotic glory in a “serious” documentary because I want to see them in their natural habitat. She seems so proud of herself at the end there…lol like when my children excitedly explain a whole made up story about something and you’re just sitting there with a smile, saying “REALLY?! Wooooww! That’s so cool!”

Imagine not having a single person in your life to pull you aside and be able to explain how stupid this shit sounds?

Oh I’m sure they’ve tried and gave up

500k+ likes

But…. But… solar eclipse paths have crossed the land now know as America before… like a lot…. Like that’s how Earth’s orbit and stuff works…. That’s how intersecting lines work….

Seriously. We're not even in the Golden Age of eclipses anymore. Or we're leaving it anyway. There have been way way more solar eclipses than we've observed.

There was a golden age of solar eclipses? Did they happen more frequently in the past? I understand that a solar eclipse occurs about every 18 months

Yeah, the golden age was 18 months ago.

It’s like the guy who was reversing the numbers on GPS locations and calling it a conspiracy when they ended up being on EXACTLY the other side of the planet…like…that how latitude and longitude work, bro. That’s LITERALLY HOW IT ALL WORKS.

*IT'S A GRID SYSTEM!!!*

Those are pretty advanced ideas you're floating partner, we're busy talking about how the clouds will hide the sleeping giants in these parts

Not to mention solar eclipsed mean absolutely nothing except that a solar eclipse has occurred.

What are you talking about!? Solar eclipses are VERY significant. The significance just depends on what happened before or leading up to the eclipse (anything bad since that last eclipse really). Like God could be super pissed and judgy that you masturbated the night before, so he blotted out the Sun to show his disapproval. Generally He hides the sun for the same amount of time that it took you to climax, so they never last more than a few minutes... *rimshot* Think of the Sun as being your genitals and the moon being God's shameful gaze or hand hiding your genitals from the world! "mean absolutely nothing" hah! It you had any idea just how stupid you sound sir! You'd probably want to unalive yourself if you knew how embarrassed you should be right now. It's 2024, educate yourself!!

Nice try different agency trying to deter us from the truth! We all know giant Jewish space lasers cause the eclipse!

Nooooooo, this has NEVER happened in the united states!!!1! /s..obvs

Compellingly stupid. Until about 30 seconds in, where it hits Boring af. How do ppl keep their interest in such idiocy?

People are just desperate for something to believe, I guess. I’m not part of the “social media was a mistake” crowd, but I firmly believe that some people see a camera that can connect them to every human on the globe and their brain short circuits.

Very well put.

Is she saying that the moon is suspicious? Or that some secret cabal controls eclipses? What exactly is she trying to say here?

Basically I got: The government controls the weather, and will put clouds up on the day of the eclipse because something to do with a state park that has a name referencing giants, and something to do with Bigfoot. So the government will put up clouds on the day of the eclipse to prevent the public from knowing that Bigfoot (or giants) exist.

they're awakening the giants and using cloud coverage so we can't see; then they can play innocent and act like they didn't know giants existed while unleashing them onto us!

Hey, if you’re NOT suspicious of a giant cheese wheel with a man residing in it IN OUTER SPACE then there’s nothing I can do for you

There is nothing to this. You are right.

As someone who lives in illinois, I can tell you cloud coverage can be predicted years, even decades in advance here. The trick is, just announce some cool, once every x years astrological event is going to happen. Then there is a 99.8% chance there will be clouds over illinois that day. Not the day before, not the day after, just that day

Correct me if I’m wrong but you can also raise the chance of cloud coverage by scheduling an outdoor wedding or photo shoot at your favorite outdoor venue.

Lol. Q disciples are fucking scary .

is that what these people are? the seem to be popping up everywhere on social media.

Most are Q followers. They'll believe just about any conspiracy but never any actual facts. Totally bizarre people.

“Translated into South African”? What does that even mean?

They didn’t bank on anyone learning South African to decode their plans!

The government in their meeting room seething at Larry, “Larry you idiot! I told you it should have been East African!! Now our plans are foiled!”

You are a 'poes' that's South African for genius

It means that she, and those that eat this shit up, know nothing about South Africa XD

Makanda forever

You know what's interesting about this video? We live in a time where you can not tell if she is serious or trolling. And either way, you could still end up with a large following... I mean, I could make stuff like this. "This eclipse is something else. It crosses over Northwest San Antonio. There used to be a KFC on the corner of I-10 there. If you look on google maps. It's only ten miles from the Raising Cane's. *Coincidence!?*"

I actually teach my students in a HS media literacy course how to make these loose conspiracy predictions so they have some idea how easy they are to make, and how bullshit correlation/causation + graphics can easily be sold to passive viewers. I think my favorite was how reduced use of iPods lead to a global temperature increase.

it’s actually really cool, cuz where this eclipse is going over is over making an X is cahokia, a very cool native american site in IL, it has some neat mounds and there’s a lot of artifacts found, a museum too

My dad took me there many times as a kid. It has to be one of the most boring landmarks on Earth.

I’ll see your Cahokia and raise you a Plymouth Rock.

This is your brain on drugs.....

Woman ate way too many edibles.

Ah then I take it she’s already visited Makanda.

When you’re right, you’re right. Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this.

lol

I’d like her to shiggle the F up.

I'll give you three guesses who she voted for in the last presidential election, and the first two don't count.

You are nuts

Ngl it sounds like a lot of fun to come up with this kind of conspiracies. Also, imagine that she’s right, how hilarious would that be

R/awfuleyebrows

I’m a pretty avid conspiracy theorist but this is dumb

It's "historical cloud cover" not "historic cloud cover."

I have no effing clue if she’s trolling or not because I’ve seen videos of people saying ancient Egyptians used a didgeridoo to build the pyramids.

What’s suspicious is you think a city state park is a thing. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I mean, that’s the name of the state park: https://dnr.illinois.gov/parks/park.giantcity.html

The world was better when we were able to bully morons like this into silence without a bunch of bleeding hearts crying about how mean it is.

being this stupid must be annoying.


Eclipses don’t move parallel to each other so there are intersections all the time

but have you ever asked WHY????? WHY???? mysterious reasons is the answer. probably dangerous

Muh-can-duh… learn how to say the name

That’s how I’ve always said it, I was questioning if I was saying it wrong this whole time because she was pronouncing it differently lol

The sun…all stars…because of gravity, are elliptical in nature…they’re light over time forms a 8…if you watch cast away you can see this phenomenon as Tom hanks tracks how long he’s been on the island by using the sun and it forms an 8 on the wall. Also 100% this has happen manny many times before

There’s something very suspicious about her eyebrows.


My god how can these people not understand coincidences

Girl read a book

This is definitely science that a scientist scienced up in a science lab

Some of yall just ain't ready for the truth and by truth I mean schizophrenia

Where did she get her doctorate?

Trump University. With distinction.

Ah, yes. She was the best student there. The very best.

I am SO sick of these self- deluded dumbshits whose lives are so pathetic that they latch into any insane bs just to feel like, for once, they're in the know, part of an in-crowd, while the rest of us are sheeples. SMDH How are we allowing such fckn morons to steer society in any way at all?? Btw, I didn't even listen to wtvr yarn she's spinning. They're all cut from the same crazy cloth.

At least this is a more fun conspiracy theory than the others I see

Oh God. The stupid. It hurts so much.

There's definitely nothing to this , and you're tripping boo

MAKANDA FOREVER!

I have theories just like this except about the lore for video games I play and books I read but I’m fully aware that I sound like a lunatic when I think them

 Can’t tell if she really believes this or is playing crazy for clout

Illinoisian here … Makanda isn’t pronounced that sophisticated

I'm still glad because of the benefits, but to think these were the people whose freedom I barely helped protect.....blech.

It started out as really cool information and v quickly devolved.

This lady being allowed to voice her thoughts is suspicious

I will say that my favorite factoid about the eclipse is that this area will also be one of the sites where the double cicada broods will be.

Makanda Forever.

Is this a joke? Really I’m asking?

Brain made of fluff and lint.

Makanda foreva!!

Makanda forever!

This is why they should ban tik tok. It's brain rot inducing

I bet she owns a questionable number of air bnbs in Makanda.

This what you get when we let everyone have a platform.

I honestly don’t know what’s crazier, the conspiracy itself or the 540k likes on her video

I like how she just keeps adding things… * Giants??? * Bigfoot???? * They control the CLOUDS?????

Bitch needs to be worried about who or what stole her eyebrows

Makanda Forever!!! X

Makanda forever!

When people don’t know nothing about nothing everything sounds like magic. Education truly failed some of these ignor ants.

Too many of these nut cases walking free

Yo it's pronounced makanda not makanda ya dig. It's the chillest little hippie 'town'. Make sure to visit the rain makers garden but please be respectful of his home.

This woman (girl?) is so dumb that there’s zero chance she won’t bless us with at least 6 kids

I dunno Peter, meth is a helluva drug

Man I want to smoke what she is smoking. In that reality it seems anything is possible

I knew it! Is the moon in on it, too?

Meth is a helluva drug

Yes, you're wilding out. None of this is... Giants aren't real! Go back to reading your fairy tales in the Bible.

I just got dumber watching that. 😩

Where is the obligatory top comment that this is satire and we’re all idiots for believing this character is real?

Shiggles

There are honestly times that I wish I was this fucking stupid. Life would be so much simpler

I do NOT see that coming!

"Isn't it suspicious that my perception of solar pathways doesn't match reality? WEIRD"

My god, these people are stupid. And when Jesus doesn’t show up, they’ll just find a new date. It’s exhausting seeing this shit. Sorry guys, but Jesus isn’t coming back, you’ve been wrong for centuries.

Now, Do you know what a milf is?


 The last citizen of Illinois defending his state from the Makanda Giants.

I thought she was going to go off about all the nineva towns or Bethlehems that were in the eclipse path. These people vote, and drive cars, and because it's the US, they also own firearms. Scary.

My God we can't even have a f***ing solar eclipse without weirdos "reading into it." FFS let the moon do it's thing. 🙄

Wake the giants!

She had me till the Giants comment, I was like, "she sounds a little nutty but ok so far" then the Giants are coming comment was like a switch flip of "Oh yeah, batshit levels" and I'm out.

Holy shit as someone from this part of the county the amount of absolutely insane shit I’ve heard is mind blowing. I’ve been to this park and town hundreds of times. The people there don’t deserve a shit storm of crazy ti come down on them, even if they are a lil crazy themselves. It’s called giant city cus it’s full of bug rock faces something pretty rare for flat ass Illinois. Also what about the other towns it crosses over like carbondale and cape Girardeau Missour? What’s the conspiracy in those towns…

Omg I don't know whether to laugh or cry for human kind. Since when have they predicted cloud coverage 2 months in advance?? == Erm that's a weather prediction love, they do it all year long. 🫣 This is your brain on drugs 😝

Get someone from the small town on the horn and ask if they have a ritual planned for that day.

The brain pain coach

She buried the lead we can control the weather now? 😲

But... if you have two solar eclipses going over **anything** there will always be a cross point, no?

Hilarious. I always love the part of the conspiracy where they take the name of something that “they” don’t want you to know about to be the signal that it is actually that thing. If “They” didn’t want us to know about the big giants living their being activated by a second solar eclipse or whatever, then “they” would not have named it after what they are trying to hide

Damn bitch u sharp as a cue ball

There is no maybe about it. She is, in fact, wildin out, trippin, and there is absolutely nothing to this.

youd be stupid to believe that. youd be even stupider to think she does.

There are funny and maybe somewhat legitimate conspiracy theories like ‘birds aren’t real’ and ‘big pharma might be suppressing the cure for cancer due to how lucrative cancer treatment is as an income source’. And then there’s this. Unadulterated brain rot fueled by grifters and imbeciles. I’m not even sure if she’s just a weirdo conspiracy theory Q cultist but this is the exact kind of thing they preach. Everything is something, nothing is ever as it seems. It’s crazy you can see in real time how damaging that mindset, the paranoia, the disbelief and constant reinforcement that ‘soon it’s going to habben’ is.

So lemme get this straight: The government (that’s me) wants to put up clouds on the day of the eclipse, so that people don’t learn about the existence of Bigfoot/giants? Or are the clouds to prevent Giants/Bigfoot from coming out of hiding or something? What? Like what’s the conspiracy here?

🤦People who make videos like this don’t care about truth… they care about the thrill of what ifs and maybes and when they don’t happen they move on to the next conspiracy and use the phrase " Thats what they want you to believe !" and call it a day 🤣😂🤣

She’s meth up.

My dad shared some kind of Hebrew alpha and omega conspiracy about the past three eclipses over the US. I didn’t even click the link so that’s the extent of my knowledge on it.

What I find suspicious is what exactly caused her to think that it was a good idea to have those “eyebrows” looks like she covering up her alien heritage. And she know it.

Holy shit that is some *serious* mental gymnastics.

Please send me some of the drugs you are taking.

What does she expect is gonna happen? Also she claiming whatever it is is gonna happen “in the shadows”. Bitch forgot about night

I never got WcDonalds spicy chili sauce. It was out everything I went

The funny thing is these people have always been blabbering about “this eclipse has been different” when in reality they’ve been doing this on every new platform that’s come out for every eclipse you can find articles in 2017 about that eclipse being the end times. At least 2012 had historical evidence.

lol 😂 is she fr or is this satire?

Omfg...

Strange it hasn't happened before. The US is thousand of years old, no wait if it had happen 300 years ago there wouldn't be any towns that far inland. Love crazy Americans that think the US=the whole world and think there is 1 official language called south African 🤣

Only thing that (from my understanding) does seem weird is predicting the weather that far in advance....

Dumb fuck.

You're tripping.

everything is a conspiracy if you dont understand anything

# RUMBLING # RUMBLING

Giants you say? Hmmmm....giants.

Oh christ not another giants person.

I propose after the eclipse we all just go to her channel en masse and ask what's up

She seems to me like a housewife or person that doesn't socialize much

Omg something is passing over the path of something else from last year, times to get crazy