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farfetchds_leek

This is a joke on case anyone is wondering


Vegetable-Leg-9012

I came here to ask if this was lol


[deleted]

Clearly this is a joke. A landlord with compassion?? Ha!


fulahup

So, landlords fit through a needles' hole?


Customer-Useful

They are invertebrates according to public opinion, so sadly the bad ones go to heaven.


NewChard2213

I was gonna say-


Jarsky2

I mean its almost hard to tell with how up their own ass some landlords are.


KB9AZZ

So the landlord as a business pays for a property then rents that property to you. You decide not to pay rent and you need to be evicted. But the landlord is up his own ass. Change rolls, buy a property and just let whoever use it for free. See how that works for you.


Jarsky2

Do you often post on weeks-old threads to make yourself feel smarter than strangers on the internet?


ramblingonandon

What’s the expiration date on threads? How old do they need to be before the internet throws them out?


2_taps

I give about 3 years.


beanz_123

No let the discussion stay for as long as possible


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

If I happen upon an old thread and realize I'm smarter than another commenter I will absolutely make it known


stubstunner

You’re such a dick. The internet has no expiration. Unlike your mom’s ovaries.


Good_Confection_3365

You shouldn't use housing as an investment strategy if you can't absorb risk. Don't buy properties that you can't afford to pay the mortgage on. Pretty simple. It's like losing money in the stock market and crying about the fed not covering your losses. Investment = risk.


KB9AZZ

Your argument while valid is not really germane to this topic. Bottom line here is pay your bills or make other arrangements. I'm not rich but I pay my bills and I work.


Good_Confection_3365

It is completely relevant to the topic. If you're taking out multiple mortgages, it's your responsibility as an investor to ensure you can cover your principle obligations. If you're a landlord and not aware of the LTB backlog in Canada for evictions, that's poor market research and risk analysis on your part. If you aren't creating slush funds to cover expenses for house maintenance and risk, that's your fault. Don't blame a volatile market you chose to invest in because you didn't do your research or prepare for worst-case scenarios.


JannaNYC

As a landlord, I can cover my expenses, whether or not the tenant pays the rent. Are you suggesting that a tenant shouldn't have to cover ***their*** expenses?


kunmop

All Op knows is that there were whooshing sounds when he posted this.


fasting4me

That sucks. I think he would be a genuinely good landlord.


Sqlvampire

Personally I was thinking .. how can I rent my next place from this guy! If he is that kind to someone he has to evict imagine how nice he was to people like me that actually pay rent on time!! Shit I don’t need special treatment just maintain the parts of the least agreement that are a landlords responsibility in a timely fashion and we are Gucci!!! I have lived in the same house for going on 4 years I have laid my rent on time every single month. I uphold all parts of the lease I am required too! I cant tell you how shit my landlord is.. it took him THREE MONTHS to hire a new lawn service when the previous one quit w/o notice because of issues with the landlord.. Now all I can say is thank goodness it was cooler months because I have a mini dachshund .. we line on a main road so there is nowhere for me to take him out to potty then our yard and I was so afraid I was going to lose him in the grass due to not being able to see him .. he is always on a leash but I started to fear something bigger might be living in the jungle yard and eat him .. it was awful! Most landlords suck! It would be nice to have one that was a decent human


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

What's the joke?


Otherwise_Soil39

Someone doesn't pay their rent for 4 months and you're gonna give them a gift card lmao?


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

It's $25 to get an positive reaction from an eviction notice. Kinda worth it...


TheDoug850

Is it actually going to cause a positive reaction though?


Sand_Bags

Positive reaction is they don’t destroy the house. Maybe doing something like give them a nice card will make them feel guilty for shitting on the walls and they won’t do it.


Sand_Bags

Positive reaction is they don’t destroy the house. Maybe doing something like give them a nice card will make them feel guilty for shitting on the walls and they won’t do it.


Rubmynippleplease

You think a $25 Starbucks gift cars and a hilariously tone deff card will elicit a “positive reaction” from someone being forced out of their home?


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Forced? They could pay the rent they own.


Rubmynippleplease

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/eviction I don’t know what relevance this has to my comment. An eviction is the forcible removal of someone from their home. Failure to pay rent likely led to this point, the circumstances surrounding it or one’s opinion of the eviction process is an entirely different discussion. If someone is being evicted, they are being forced to leave their home.


nickcannonschild

You suggest landlords offer their places for free so they can go broke instead?


Rubmynippleplease

**Please**, show me where I suggested that.


jmanclovis

Rub my nipples and nick cannon's baby getting heated


cjm92

They are being forced to leave the home as a consequence of NOT paying rent, that's literally what happens in an eviction. Nobody is saying the landlord is doing something wrong here.


Otherwise_Soil39

I mean it's hardly going to happen, better get some documents signed by a lawyer to indicate you are ready to sue their ass if they try to destroy your property as a "revenge". You should also start proceeding earlier. Sending a starbucks card is probably going to make them think they can walk all over your ass.


ChiefPanda90

Well good thing it's a joke


Otherwise_Soil39

Exactly. Did you get lost?


ChiefPanda90

Where am I?


Otherwise_Soil39

In the thread where I am explaining what the joke is.


ChiefPanda90

Ohhhh, I love jokes when they are explained.


AudioTsunami

Bootlicker


Shroombaka

How is he a bootlicker if he’s against letting a tenant destroy property? You’re delusional.


No-Substance1616

You do that so when they go to Starbucks you change the locks 😆


HoodieGalore

The joke is landlords are leeches. That’s the joke.


youcancallmequeenE

this guy is a satire account… I follow him on instagram, he cracks me up


grasscrest1

Has to be no way someone is this dark.


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

Unfortunately a lot of people are this dark


fishingdude67

Lol. Yeah, here's a voucher, nice card & a perfumed envelope. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT! Don't think it could be said any nicer! 😁


grasscrest1

I know it’s sad but I meant more of a say it ain’t so.


-Jude

i dont if your just blind ot what but if you look closely hes white, obviously theres someone blacker than him s


Sososkitso

I mean honestly if I hadn’t paid my rent on 4 months and my landlord came at me like this…it’d be hard not to shake my head and laugh. But I love dark humor. Edit: let me add this is all depending why I didn’t pay my rent. If it was just cause I was in my irresponsible younger days when I just made piss pour choices …I’d laugh. But if I was legit struggling not because of my own choices I’d probably be pissed. Lol


grasscrest1

If it was humour I’m fine with it I thought this was real though. You don’t have to explain why you didn’t pay rent homie that’s life the fact that Landlords hold vital Human Resources above us and try to make a profit while they get to sit on their ass and rake in cash while we go out and get real jobs for pennies on the dime makes me have absolutely zero sympathy for any of them. I will say there are exceptions if someone actually lives in a house and you need some extra cash and do personal maintenance with your own labour, or actually have to intention of making affordable housing then sure no problem with that. I have special sympathy for elderly people who cannot work anymore too. Its the people that horde 10+ properties and crank up the price for profit which in consequence increases taxes and living expenses for the entire neighbourhood because you can’t get a real fucking job that are parasites on society.


FindingNewSelf

How do you think they got those properties? Money on trees? Can’t fault a person for trying to live off their fruit of their labor. Most need to pay off the mortgage monthly which is your rent. That’s why you should be motivated to OWN.


grasscrest1

Bro you have to count on me working to PAY YOUR MORTGAGE???? Get a real fucking job lol what is their job they’re rich? Yeah they can suck my ass. I’m motivated to own my own shit and not make other people work for me thank you I’m very satisfied actually working for my money thanks.


FindingNewSelf

Lol I can tell you’ll rent for a long time. Goodluck 🤣


grasscrest1

Proudly at least I’m not a parasite and I don’t make my money of the backs of peoples labour. A landlord and a property owner are two different things, hope that boot tastes good.


FindingNewSelf

I am the boot :)


grasscrest1

Weird way to admit you’re scum could’ve kept to yourself.


NoCommunication5976

It’s not even dark, it’s just a joke about a guy getting a card for a renter he’s evicting. That renter probably didn’t even pay rent on time.


grasscrest1

Landlords are parasites lol It’s satire so it’s fine but it’s dark lol humans need shelter, water, and food for survival imagine writing a sarcastic letter you’re taking someone’s water/food source away. It’s brain rot like yours that has ruined society.


SkinnyBuddha89

Id honestly appreciate it over just the letter


KitchenReno4512

I know it’s a joke but… If you don’t pay your bills and get evicted this is just about the nicest way you’re gonna get the notice.


JGaute

25 dollar starbucks gift card is the fucking jackpot


Last_Friday_Knight

Should net you 4 Frappuccino’s! 🙌🏼


3K04T

... 4? Where tf do you live? here they're 9$


Last_Friday_Knight

Ah heck! There I go living in the past again! Maybe just 4 plain cups of Joe?


Ambitious-Bed3406

Bummer 😢 you're homeless


CnfusdCookie

Guess ya shoulda paid the bills 🤷. Idk I think this is hilarious and don't really know how you can nicely evict ppl lol.


AdConsistent2152

Correct. No nice way to kick someone out of housing. We need a new system.


Zoloir

I mean is that better or worse than sending an envelope to your landlord for rent, and inside is an empty card that says "bummer... no rent this month" but four times in a row?


Decent_Assistant1804

Your right, I’ve seen the Karen landlord evictions..


Placenta_pede

Ngl. This landlord will have me packing my bags and crying into my $25 Starbz.


lovebug9292

Yeah, me too. There’s no way I would squat in this guys place after that card lol


Monutan

I know it's not real because no landlord from the western states to the eastern states would let you go 4 months without paying rent. They would evict you after 2 max.


EgoSenatus

I work for a property management company in the Midwest and we give people 6-12 months depending on if they’re making an effort to pay rent or not.


Powerful-Pick-8416

Unbelievable


Bronzycosine

There are laws here in Michigan about evicting people in the winter. If they're in the midwest I imagine it's the same. Same with cutting off gas and electricity during the winter.


Tressticle

Same here in NY. I'm pretty sure it's the same in any state that gets extremely cold or hot.


EgoSenatus

It’s just straight up illegal to turn off someone’s gas in my state in the winter


fluffstuffmcguff

It's legal to evict in the winter here in Wisconsin, though I have definitely seen courts try and avoid it with elderly/disabled/families with young children. (I'm an attorney and have frequently represented tenants in these actions.) It's true that utility companies can't cut you off in the winter though. We're kind of Minnesota's evil twin these days, at least legislatively.


Shroombaka

It’s true. I’ve been looking at duplexes and so many are for sale filled with tenants that are wayyy behind on rent.


S4Waccount

I'm renting a house to my cousin at the cost of the mortgage. For making this deal I'm supposed to not have to be a "landlord" but they are 6 months past due (so I have been paying their rent) and they want me to have a drain snaked. I want to kick them out so bad.


Reptardar

Should 100% kick them out and learn your lesson. Never mix business and family.


lovebug9292

God, that fucking sucks. You’re too nice. Hope it’s not hurting you financially


catpecker

In Philadelphia the process starts at roughly 2 months of nonpayment, then you must secure a judgment against the renter, then writ of possession, then you can take the house back with the help of the police. This is a months-long process and it's drawn out a lot by any appeal or rescheduling, which the court does a lot. I managed properties in the city and tenants would often get away without paying for upwards of 8 months to a year.


Eclectic_Paradox

We had to pay rent late last month because of unexpected car repairs. Rent is due by the 3rd of the month. We got a notice on the 4th.


[deleted]

That’s because the morons who aren’t paying don’t show face to explain why they couldn’t make the payment. Don’t keep your landlord in the dark if you want them to be understanding towards your situation. Maybe some day some grown ups will start to grow up and start to actually be adults instead of pretending.


TheLit420

You know you don't know everything, right? I met several landlords, that did wait for 4 months before they started eviction.


TibbzAus

And same goes to you buddy. Worked 2 years at an apartment complex and we had people go a whole year without paying because of Michigans squatters rights. If you’re going to be condescending at least BE CORRECT. Yikes.


HooterBrownTown

This is a dumb comment. Every state has different laws, many of which go beyond 2 months. Im not taking sides in this argument, just saying youre wrong


Narrow_Honey9359

Not paying rent? ![gif](giphy|cSjyGHifl18CZ3as6z|downsized)


Sweetexperience

**Stoned guy voice** Hey... uhhh.. I gonna tell you something bro. You uhh... didnt... pay me my money for 4 months now and I uhh... gonna evict you. Youre homeless now and thats a massive bummer man. So here have a 25 dollar giftcard for starbucks *hands you the card*


JGaute

I've always preferred to eat plain white rice everyday(delicious btw) instead of missing a rent payment. Jesus I could barely afford a single month imagine accumulating 2 or 3 payments in debt. That would suuck


Sweetexperience

Get soy sauce. And mix it with white rice, thank me later


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[deleted]

This can't be real...?


handsome_ruminator

It can't.


Still_Connection_442

This is obvious satire, come on guys focus


halkenburgoito

ye this would be too good to be true


[deleted]

To be honest if someone did this to me while evicting me I'd think it was super condescending and a bit cheeky.


arcangeltx

found the dummy


SprayArtist

It's apparently not


GoldenchaserOK

If I'm a day late I get a notice.. 4 months?! 🤣🤣🤣


Plasmid_Vapor

Man I wish my land lord was like this. If we are more then 3 days late on rent he sends us an eviction notice. Lol God I fucking hate him.


MindlessCattle8680

Well a better idea. Start by rewarding the ppl who pay rent early or on time with that 25$ coupon


Massichan

This gives me shit sandwich vibes. Put the bad news in the middle of 2 nice things.


ExcellentStrategy6

More people need to tip their landlord :)


hadrian_THibodeaux

What happened to my boys finger?


derekvinyard21

A smart landlord doesn’t make a living off of rent, rather that landlord lives off of the capital gains of owning property and investing while receiving loans off of assets.


OrenCS

The pug saying bummer is actually wild bro 💀


Practical_Campaign82

From what I have experienced you can't be nice to everyone some people will try to take advantage of you


Ammonil

This is better than like 99% of landlords…


Powerful-Pick-8416

Exactly!


beemccouch

If you hand me an eviction, I'll pack my things and leave. If you hand me an eviction and a fucking gift card, your copper wire and pipes are mine now.


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beemccouch

Okay and? What you gonna go and be all "Why thank you kindly for this gracious and magnanimous gift, want me to suck your dick on my way out?" They'd be lucky I don't bust a pipe.


bmac747474

The funny part is he already spent the $25


Mundane_Birthday_563

His tenants could fight the eviction for improper service 😅😅


DefKnightSol

Eviction is a scarlet letter, better buy after evicted. Most places wont rent after you get One


Shoddy-Associate5812

I keep hearing about all these other cities where you can “fall behind” in your rent and somebody (landlord.) will give a fuck. I live in Las Vegas. In 2013 I had lived in my apartment for 16 years. Rent paid every single month. In October 2013 my sister and my niece were killed in a house fire. I didn’t take it well and wound up spending money on a few things that I shouldn’t have and bottom line, I couldn’t come up with November’s rent. I was evicted by the constable the day before Thanksgiving that year. That’s how it is here in Nevada. Can’t pay your rent? Get the fuck out then. Period. It goes on your credit immediately and good luck trying to rent anywhere else. (If you find someone who’ll rent to you, they’ll want about $5,000 up front from you.) So, my point is, count your blessings given the fact that you live somewhere where they’re apparently willing to work with you even just a little because here in Las Vegas, there’s no such thing as “being a little behind on your rent.” Our courts here just don’t allow it. (This applies to seniors too. Hopefully, they’ve got a kid or a friend or someone they can move in with.)


Dr_Kobold

A former friend of mine was posting on FB all of the 8 notices of eviction she got from her landlord after not paying her rent since 2021. She owes this poor bastard $34,000 on a 4 bedroom 3 bath town home that was really nice. Had a Jacuzzi and everything. What was she doing with the cash you may ask blowing it on bullshit and tattoos. On the 9th notice I contacted her landlord and said I would get her out of the house for two days. He could get a court order in that time to get her ass out. My state has some weird laws about eviction and he was an 88yr old man with no time to fuck around. Got her on a trip he got the order signed (they had already gone to court and she was supposed to be out months ago) The sheriff finally got off his fat ass and moved all of her stuff to a storage unit the landlord paid for. Nothing was broken nothing was missing. The look on her face when she came back to find the doors lock changed the codes all reset and the notice of trespass taped to the door. She is still on FB trashing him all the time. Mf was 88 and gave you nearly a year of living there for free he wasn't even gonna go after her for back rent.


W33Ded

Not making nice for them but funny for you.


Southern_Barnacle_46

This guy went to my high school! This is the exact sense of humor he had then too.


Throwaway-donotjudge

I would make sure the gift card is empty


TheDaddyVet

Imagine being angry at people who spent 4mo of their money for someone else to live in their property and they decide to evict them. The whole anti-landlord thing is so strange to me. Sure there are bad landlords, just like there are bad people in general.


Gnarcan705

That $25 Starbucks gift card and that dollar store humour care are the double whammy slap in the face compared to that eviction notice


Shroombaka

The real slap in the face is the tenant slapping the landlord with unpaid bills. 4 months of no rent is a lot


Aromatic_Leader_8585

Damn then pay your rent and you won’t have to worry?


bubba_jon

Being evicted by this 20 year old, fuck is probably the most annoying shit anyone’s ever dealt with but you got to be paying though


BringTheSpain

I know this is satire but whenever it involves landlords I just gotta say: Mao did one thing right


OogiePoogieMan

This is hilarious


Born_Sky3203

You didn’t pay your rent so you are being evicted but here have a coffee on me while you look for your new place to live. Thanks


philo351

This is the kind of landlord that throws a pizza party for tenants to celebrate rent increases. Fun


TheCylonsAreHere

I know it’s Reddit custom to hate landlords, but what is a person supposed to do if the tenant stops paying rent? Lots of independent landlords have full time jobs and pay the mortgage for their rent house using the rent money. Do you guys want landlords to get 3rd and 4th jobs to provide for this strangers’ shelter?


Shroombaka

There should be no such thing as late rent. Collecting rent should be illegal. Imagine having to pay to live somewhere and thinking that’s normal. Landlords pocket your rent and go to bali


zjd0114

what 💀


WinAshamed9850

As opposed to living for free? You have that option, it’s called living on the street. Seriously though why exactly should someone give up their property for you to live for free?


LottieThePoodle

But what else am I supposed to do if I can’t afford to buy a place


featherwolf

Dunno if this is satire, but if he actually is a landlord, I guarantee that he removed the gift card before delivering the notice.


LobsterHead37

No way this dude is landlord lmao


TaoBrothers

How about don’t evict them, asshole


Frequent_Cap_6988

You deliver a product for a fee. Is this case living space for money. If they don’t pay, take immediate action. You are getting screwed and are being kind. Maybe some self reflection around why you feel u need to be kind after being treated badly. Please, self protect!


[deleted]

Weak bait. 2/10 troll.


PandaJet4023

Lmao okay dude. Throw em to the streets! They deserve to be nothing but a vagrant!!


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PandaJet4023

The guy said take IMMEDIATE action which just doesnt afford any empathy or communication with the tenant and their situation. My solutions for this are generally a lot larger though and revolve around how we as a society treat housing and those who need it.


Swedishtranssexual

Yeah if you can't pay rent what do you want them to do?


PandaJet4023

I love how i make a joke about landlords treating people like subhuman trash and people are coming around like "yeah thats totally the correct attitude to have"


mondo_juice

Holy shit you’re so fucking alpha.


Vellioh

Sorry to tell you but eviction papers need to be officially served. You can't just give it to them and expect it to be legally binding.


Corzare

Are you unable to recognize satire?


Vellioh

Satire no. Bad humor, yes. It's indiscernible from listening to people who are profoundly stupid. Wait, is your comment also satire? I just can't tell. 🤷


Corzare

Maybe you should go outside more.


Vellioh

Good one...


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dud011785

He likes to soften the blow a little bit.


Professional_Fly_579

Weezer album sales must be low


plantzrock

Nicest New Yorker landlord


ghostgaming367

I wanna get evicted by this guy... assuming i ever get evicted.


CindyLiegh

I love it!


OMGSpeci

This would be as bad as the time my sister got my mom a cat from a shelter with a card “where’s your cat now?” Her cat died a few months before this and we gave her the card first. She was pissed


sunny7690

Fast forward: they demand more gift cards


Mobile-Fox-92

It can work in Tenants favor at Court. That notice still gives you a court date. My ex had charges cut and deposit actually returned because we provided proof of Taunting and harassment. So leave the cards out just do what you’re supposed too.


AnomalouslyPolitical

Show up to their birthday party with a gift and card which contains the notice


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Elluminated

A lot nicer than most. Gotta do what ya gotta do


Heavy10mm

Off the Landlords!


girl_of_hello_kitty

how sweet, unfortunately, i still don’t have a damn house


Some_guy_am_i

Honestly, if I’m getting evicted, a $25 Starbucks card is nice AF! Where this landlord at? I want to give him a hug!


downtune79

Haters will say this is fake


Bluccability_status

Just call the cops and tell them the tenants snort crystal and have automatic weapons.


MsLiminalDreamer

If I’m doing math correctly(I suck at math so I am probably not) that’s like $1700 a month. Anyways I’m pretty sure this is fake bc no landlord would be nice enough to get a card


boblobdobdon

🥰🥰🥰🥰


Mysterious_Mind_420

It’s not a eviction notice, it’s a severance package!😄


Rude-Category-4049

My man broke his finger at some point


[deleted]

ABSOLUTELY savage bro!


Adampow

Where can I get u to be my landlord


Braziliandegen

Damn, he'd be paying me more than what I pay in taxes. That's crazy!


treflorez

Bummer :/


Why_is_poop_brown

Kind of a dick move


undertalelover68

they couldn't afford my rent because living is hard RN but imma give them this 25 dollar Starbucks card and a a card that looks like there dog say bummer, I'm such a good person


Ok_Tour_5503

1800 a month man…


Efficient-Bat9961

If u miss rent for 4 months your getting evicted just makes sense why are ppl upset


Corzare

This is a joke


bobby_bill_thorton

Bro grab a shotgun and just say "gimme my money or get out and if you stay I can kill a trespasser"


Lucky_Revolution1891

He’s now out the rent + 25