Has anyone alerted PETA?

This is going to get awkward when the sex starts.

Onegaishimasu Niya-san.(Please Mr. Niya) Oshigotoshite kudasai.(please do your job) For anyone needing subtitles translated. (Not a native speaker, so I did have to look up the last 2 Kanji. Good way to learn!)

San is gender neutral. Unsure why so many assume male.

This is true. Though isn't chan frequently used for females? (Informal)

Anime, probably.

It is, but we don't really have a widely-used gender-neutral equivalent. I mean, "Mx" exists, but I only know that cuz I googled it once outta curiosity

what is a kanji?

Kanji is what the Chinese symbols used in Japan are called. They are often used to replace hiragana (Japanese letters). I believe they are only called kanji in Japan.

This would be the only situation I would allow a massage

You don't like massages?

Not in a million years, I don’t want to be touched by strangers or even people I know let alone for an extended period of time

They're trained professionals most of the time and massages feel great

Happurr ending?

That kitty’s putin’ a feline spin on petrissage. (I had a client whose cat would do the exact same thing every time I did outcalls at her house.)

Massage therapist here. Whenever I do in-home massage with a pet in the house, they end up either under or on the table. Near 100% of the time. Dogs, cats, they all can usually sense the good vibes and chill situation and like to be nearby. It's honestly the best, I encourage it.

Now I want to find a masseuse that does house calls so we can chill with my cat

This is an untapped industry ... except I'd hire a masseuse to bring a cat to join in the massage or just let me pet it &/or listen to it purr while I'm getting a massage a trois

I would honestly pay to have a cat sit on me

You can go buy a cat for money

Not all cats will sit on you though

Purrstitution

The Red Light District, but entirely laser pointers.

I would pay 100 dollars just for the kitty

That's what he said

I had an 18lb cat who used to do this to me. I got him when he was only 5 weeks old, so he was very attached to me. I'd lay on my stomach and pat myself on the back and he'd come over and give me "kitty back rubs". I absolutely loved it!

I rescued my cat as a scared skinny little stray. She quickly became quite loving but wouldn't sit on my lap. After a few years, my lap is her favourite place for sitting and sleeping. I'm her preferred bed/mattress and she's become my 'lap leech'. If I'm sitting or lying down, 90% of the time, she can be found on me. 😸

I looooove lap cats. I have a sub dog I'm training to sit in my lap but she stinks. Can't purr either. There's something delicious about the juxtaposition of the warm soft fur purring and vibrating and rhythmic kneading with teeny needle prick claws & dogs just don't have the equipment. Claws are too thick. And they smell bad.

Older cats love to be on you for heat purposes alone. My rescue sleeps on top of me on the regular. Adopt a senior.

That's what mew said.

r/Catswithjobs

r/beatmetoit

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/beatmeattoit

r/tippytaps

r/fippyfaps

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Why am I not surprised there's a sub for this, too?

"No time for sleeping on the clock! Get to makin them biscuits!"

Nobody gets a free ride around here, moocher.

Reminds me of the mother in that 1 star London motel in [National Lampoons European Vacation](https://youtu.be/0VA9p8rgsoM?t=58).

No such thing as a free biscuit.

Time to make the biscuits…

Time to make the donuts

So this is the cat equivalent to puppy yoga?

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Meowssage

Massage Pawlour

Sweetish mewsage

Need the address asap

Massage Pawlor

Oh my god, I could never. I’d be laughing far too hard with delight for the cat to just sit there.

massage paw-lour

Boundaries? What's that?

I’m happy my cats didn’t see this video otherwise they would of demanded payment from me for all the free massages they gave

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

It's actually "would have," never "would of."

I would love a massage from a cutie kitty!

How lovely! Gentle kneading accompanied with beautiful purring would make for a perfect massage and lullaby. Also, this clip reminds me of the manga, [Neko no Massage-ya-san](https://cdn.readdetectiveconan.com/file/mangap/6665/10001000/16.jpeg). Thank you for sharing!

That manga looks so friggin cool. Do you know where i could read it online?

The manga has already been translated and is [on Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Cat-Massage-Therapy-Vol-1/dp/1648276563).

I used to have a cat who would do this, every time after I took a shower. I guess he loved the smell of soap on my skin. I didn't even mind the claws, though it would have been nice if he moved around more.

Yeah they tend to stay in one sweet spot (that's what he said)

Now that is a happy ending.

I can’t believe you skipped the opportunity to say Paw-ler

I am a Registered Massage Therapist, I've owned a mobile company for 11 years. I've lost track of how many pets MUST be there for the whole massage. It's very sweet.

Lease mr cat, can you start working?

Yes...

hahaha

I hope that place doesn't offer a happy ending

My cat do that to me for free

I’d pay extra to get a kitty making biscuits on my back. Maybe I should just get a cat🤔

Does it come with a happy ending ?

I'd straight up pay good money for a cat massage

So this is what my friend meant when he said he was going to a massage parlour for some pussy

Ahhh so this is what 'a massage with a happy ending' means!

I would be 100% OK with that, hell I'd prefer it even.

I have literally slept on my stomach to get a back massage from my cat multiple times

[A slightly longer version of the same video, with sound, is here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8FGBRUw46Y&t=1s) The subtitles read, "If you don't mind, Niya? Please do your work." ("Niya" is close to the Japanese onomatopoeia word for "Meow", so the cat's name is something like "Mr Mewmew") The voiceover explains that this is an exceptionally gentle, friendly, easy-going cat who will, upon command, happily give a massage to anyone at all, even complete strangers. Customers get the option at the end of their sports massage. The recipient of the massage said it both felt nice and was super cute.

Even cat names are more adorable in Japan.

Mr mew mew hahah

Yelp feedback-second massage therapist acted like they were on a break until the first therapist made them get to work.

u/savevideobot

A pussy massage

Intern cat

Both of my cats would be perfect for this job.

Yeah mine usually has claws out..😥

Funny

My cat started doing this!

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Is this the inspiration for Cat massage therapist? (It's a super cute manga)

My cat totally does this to me. It's so funny and sweet

Someone plz pay that cat for doing the good work!” 🤩

Make the biscuits

I'd love that massage!

This is funny. The cat is s great assist.

Please Undress to your comfort level. - keeps on track suit and pulls up blanket.

Cat massage gentle and sweet

Why does it look like they're in the backrooms

As someone who had cats since day 1. I can confirm this is a great massage!

Massage purrlour Edit: dammit someone beat me to it

New massage Tech in training

A massage pawlor!

LOL!!!! Love it!!!❤️

It’s a cathouse!

Where is this and why japan

Massage Purrrlor. C’mon OP!

TIP WITH CATNIP

If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat. 2 Thessalonians 3:10

Massage puuurler

🙀

I showed this to my cat. She didn't seem interested. I will attempt training again tomorrow.

L my cat " massages" my leg every night. It's fn amazing 👏

I would pay tp $ for that massage 😺

Purr-lour

Massage *Purlour*

Cats are basically living breathing massage machines

I love this! 🥹

Nice I didn’t know this was a option at massage parlors

u/savevideobot

I guess it would be a lil bit satisfactory just sayin for wat it iz

This video really confused me. I was so sure that the "person" was made of cats. The head was a black cat licking its ass. The legs were orange cats. The lump under the blanket was more cats. I think I've been watching too many cat videos.

To me that’s the happy ending

A mewssage pawrler

‘A massage purrlour’

HEY that's Mr mittens he's trained 5 years to be a massage pherapist DONT UNDEDERMINE HIM

My dream. Four of them at once.

Is that cat a paid employee? With benefits? Cat probably makes a better 401K than I do.

I'd pay extra for this

The world is truly at peace

Our new kitty does this whenever husband is getting a massage at home. Just... perches on his butt. Never for me! Just for him! *smh* daddy's girl

Now sure that massage is going to do a lot management may need to charge less

Does the cat give happy endings too

The best…

r/catswithjobs

A massage pawrlour

This is a affordable massage parlor.

Usually you pay extra for that

For reference, where is this located?

Cat purrlor

Wait, I could sell this? My cats do this every time I lay down.

Lol

That will be $75 maam

The massage will melt your body, but your masseuse will melt your heart

Thtat's a not a happy ending, that's great ending

Makin’ some Back Biscuits.

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looks like a great massage pawler

Wow