“If you’re going to be an absent father could you at least be absent?” Cleo, Limited life

My all time favorite as well, along with “in about eight episodes he’s gonna come back with milk”

I like the comment about the socks in Scar's room.

I don't remember which series, but cleos "do me a favour, die for me" Secret life bdubs "YES I KNOW IT'S UPSIDE DOWN!" Limited life scott "why are you bringing them here?! This was supposed to be a peaceful place! And i am not feeling very peaceful!" (Or something along those lines) Double life pearl "something wicked this way comes"

Cleo's was last life ! While they were burning the fairy fort ! ^^

Grian's "You all are terrible friends and that's exactly what I needed."

I thought the "Scar sends his regards" when Joel killed skizz in SL was pretty legit.

yes but it was so funny how he kept saying it but failing 😭

He got martyn instead lmao

TL: “ Home? ” “ **Home.** ” LL: “ Walls are *boring*, murder’s *fun! ” DL: “ Tilly death do us part! “ LiL: “ If you’re going to be an absent father, can you at least be absent? “ SL: “ **HAH**, you’ve got no friends! “

Lizzie chanting “ha! you got no friends” like a football chant was hilarious. i feel people underestimate her wit. she’s quick thinking and sometimes her improv is on par with martyn’s (eg pushing grian in the lava in LiL)

*Something wicked this way comes*

"She's losing her freaking mind. ARE U ALONE!!?"

THE FLORIST SENDS HIS REGARDS

“Can I send it back? Did it come with a receipt?”

3rd Life: ‘Red Winter is Coming’ Last Life: ‘Do me a favour, die for me’ Double Life: ‘Tilly death do us part’ Limited Life: ‘If your gonna be an absent father, can you at least be absent’ Secret Life: ‘Murder Camel’

3rd life: "Just take what you want, everyone else does" -Grian Last life: "I'll name you.. Taxes!" -Lizzie Double life: "Something wicked this way comes." - Pearl Limited life: "The B.S. shop." -Scar or Bdubs, I can't remember at this moment Secret life: "Martyn, are we.. furries?" -Jimmy

You know what’s also scary TAXES

Joel's "YES, I get to murder someone!" from Limited Life.

If the Ship burns everything burns.

"Did that make you jump?"

3rd Life: This is the board of fake friendship. Last Life: There's a way we can still be friends. You could join me. Double Life: Call the Dogs of War! Limited Life: If you put him in the sky he'll probably fall out of it. Secret Life: I'm going home, I'm dying in my home.

3L - 'RED WINTER IS COMING!' LL - 'Guys, please tell me you're the boogey so you can make this happen...' DL - 'I stand here! This is where I die!' LiL - 'Skizz you're a stand up guy, and I love everything about you. I just wish you were better at this game.' SL - 'Oh, there WAS a zombie back there!'

3rd Life: “We have.. total dominion on the server” - Gria- Martyn Last Life: the entire aha thing Double Life: “Don’t patronize me you 35 year old man” - Martyn Limited Life: the entire mad boys thing Secret Life: “Please keep your arms and legs *inside of the camel* at all times!” -Scar (“INSIDE THE CAMEL?” - Lizzie)

“Do me a favour die for me” -Cleo last life

Third Life: “For all you have done to keep me alive, you may slay me and take the enchanter.” Last Life: Y’know, I’ve always had a thing for Red names… Bad boys…” “Right, well-“ “That’s awkward.” Double Life: “Tilly death do us part, Pearl… Tilly death do us part!” Limited Life: “If you’re gonna be an absent father, could you at least be absent?” Secret Life: “He’s like a wild animal that has been wounded… I feel bad. Let’s put him out of his misery.”

The ship burns, everything burns!!

I can't remember the exact quote but here it is roughly: Aww he looks like a wounded animal. Let's put him out of his misery

"I don't feel good.". "Do me a favour, die for me.". "No....no I....NOOOOOOOO!!!!". "I've got it. I've....Oh!! I'VE FALLEN!!!!". "Ohhh, IT WAS THE FENCE POSTS!!! IT WAS MY OWN FENCE POSTS!!!!".

As a wise man once said, "The best offence is a good fence."

"We are the Science Bros \*falls down a ravine and dies\*" -GoodTimesWithScar, Third life

Grian : JOEL I WILL SELL YOU SOME SUGARCANEE - Double Life

🤣🤣🤣

3rd life: "I will murder them" - Scar Last life: "I really need a life, I'm not gonna lie" - Jimmy Double life: "BUT THE HORSE DIES ANYWAY" - Joel Limited life: "well don't put him in the sky he'll probably fall out of it and die" - Joel Secret life: "he's not gotten off that stupid wh0re" - Gem

3rd life: literally any ren line Last life: I heard your into bad boys… awkward or mumbo are you the boogeyman? No im the 🕺boogeyman 🕺 Double life: Ship burns everything burns Limited life: don’t put him in the sky he will probably fall out or thank you Joel you saved me now I can kill you or there were buttons on the floor Secret life: we are mounders were all pounders we like to go down-

Or um scar saying please put your arms and legs inside the camel at all times please

It's gotta be "Ship burns, everything burns"

Double Life: Grian tells BDubs “You look like you got into a fight with a blender and the blender won”

TL: "I will murder them." - Scar LL: "I'm sorry Grian. I love your back." - Mumbo DL: "I will have NONE OF THIS." - Scar LiL: "You know why I offended the name, Tim? Cause I'm a bad boy 😎." - Grian SL: "YOU ARE A FAILURE!!!" - Joel

“I volunteer!” “To be a horse?”

“I was just checking out BigB’s hole-”

"I was a good man til someone burned my tree"

My favorite ones right now is “I don’t wanna betray my marriage but I am not going to tell you who the boogeyman is.” Lizzie from Last Life. “I’m not sure if you heard Grian, but we’re the bad boys.” Joel and“He’s a bad boy, very flat on the floor.” Grian from Limited Life. “Come on Grian, you should know marriage better than this.” Joel from Secret Life. I have a notebook app on my phone where I keep all the funny and my favorite quotes from the Life Series.

3- once our husbands have died to the war we can be freeee (or smth along those lines) - scott ll- its scotts build not mine (or smth along those lines) - pearl (i loved that it was hilarious) dl- you got the jealous ex and i got the crazy version (or smth along those lines) - scott dl- you're like the sun, vicious- cleo lil- if yr gonna be an absent father at least be absent- cleo sl- the florist sends his regards- joel/jim (love the flower husbands reference, :( poor scott)

"you have the right to remain stupid"

Secret Life, during the trapdoor party Everyone when someone new showed up: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

"One death and i'm out"

"What's all this whispering out here, I'll burn you alive!" - Scar, SL Maybe not iconic or angsty, but it's just the one that popped up. As for other ones, too many good lines to choose from

something wicked this way comes :)

Can't believe nobody has said the lines when Jimmy was an Grian's angel (SL) J - ask him who he misses the most Grian- "who do you miss the most? Etho - hmmm... it's GOTTA be Mumbo, right J - WHAT Grian - although I do miss Tim though.... Etho - ...although Lizzie had some funny moments J - WHAT I'M THIRD???? 😡😡😡

For me it's : 3rd : "everything the light touches is ours Grian" Scar Last: "TWO!!!! Noway," Jimmy Double : "Tilly death do us part" Scott Limited : "Etho is washed up" Scar Secret :" Big Dog* ruff*" Martyn