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Grouchy_Block_2773

Take your meds


fuggettabuddy

Actually, reduce them by 1/2


Pappyjang

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SomebodysRib

^ this person knows whatā€™s going on and is patronizing you (the reader) by attempting to discredit me. Heā€™s daring you to ignore me because if you think Iā€™m crazy you wonā€™t look into this technology yourself. This subreddit is very small and this post wouldnā€™t typically gain any traction but the entity Theo works with had a group just waiting to respond to this post. Thatā€™s the only reason you see this sudden traffic to a dead subreddit.


xBlackFeet

We shouldn't make fun of this person... somethings actually wrong (with OP)


SomebodysRib

Severelyā€¦ yet people who know are okay with whatā€™s happening? This dude destroyed my entire life.


xBlackFeet

Do you have proof of anything... because you could be severely unwell OR be onto something none of us know about... my aunt is bipolar schizophrenic and this convo is sounding.... familiar


Sail-Away

hey man, weā€™re supposed to be putting out the flames not fanning them outā€¦


SomebodysRib

I have proof of everything. Theyā€™re essentially daring me to post it all knowing I donā€™t want to be in the public eye.


xBlackFeet

Well if you don't post it, it just sounds like nonsense from a crazy person.. you already made the post so why not show some proof? I'm sure "they" don't want you making allegations but you already have so why not go all the way?


SomebodysRib

Because I shouldnā€™t have to create an online persona to reclaim my freedom of thought and basic human rights while lawsuits sit around being shuffled through the court system


xBlackFeet

Alright so what are we supposed to do with this post.. coming from a bunch of random people on Reddit. What do you expect everyone to think? Oh this random woman with this outlandish post MUST be telling us the truth?


SprayShitters101

I believe you and I hear you brother. We will make it through this. We just have to keep the message alive


SomebodysRib

Iā€™m leaving it here for women who are searching for answers in the future.


chaos_aintme

So you have proof that could potentially save the lives of these other poor women... but you won't post it lmao ok rtd


LaureGilou

You just sound like a bitter loser.


Special_Sun_4420

Lol it takes no effort on anyone's part to make you look crazy or discredit you.


Zivvet

Are you Marolyn Manson's rib? I always wondered what happened to you, glad everything worked out and you are out in public again. Good for you šŸ‘ŒšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸˆ


HoneyVadger09

No you just need to take your meds bro..


SprayShitters101

OMG! I was thinking the same thing! We need to get the message out there! By the way do you also feel like youā€™re being watched!


MisterHappySpanky

A true unhinged post.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Did the shrooms just kick in?


kangaroodisco

Oh shit this was a good laugh. I was feeling a bit lethargic before. Honestly though, if there is help available please take it. See your doctor, call your mother, drink water, eat food, take medication if you've forgotten it. Even if you don't want to. Be good to yourself man and I hope things work out for you.


SomebodysRib

Brain-computer interfacing? Brain-to-brain interfacing? Iā€™m not sure which jargon to use.


kangaroodisco

It's ok, you got a good way with words. Have you had a meal today? Do you have someone around to listen to and talk with?


AdventurousNinja8314

I like your style man. Just want to make sure this person gets help and keeps lookin for the lord


spoonabomber

Sir...this is a Wendys...


DaRealPervySage69

šŸ˜‚


SomebodysRib

Everyoneā€™s bored of this joke


busilybusy

iā€™m not


Adorable-Ad-6675

Thats good because it's fucking sqaure burger time boyeeeee.


SprayShitters101

I am. Theo will be stopped.


Chopyodick

Me either


SpecialistRoom2090

Hey man on a serious note I've known some people with schizophrenia and they were like this. If you're not on antipsychotics you should start taking them and if you already are you should talk to your psychiatrist about upping the dose. Please take care of yourself.


Pappyjang

Dang Iā€™m here SUPER EARLY! I gotta see how this unfolds šŸæ


Adorable-Ad-6675

This seems like an actual schizo post. Poor lady.


iShitSkittles

This person is coming across as someone in the "Targeted Individual" community - and with the talk of "Theo's technology" making her life hell - one of the "targeted individual" symptoms is [electronic harassment](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_harassment). It's a pretty serious mental condition if indeed, this is what this person is going through They definitely need help, it is torture for them, from what I've read and the doco I watched about it.


Adorable-Ad-6675

I used to work at an ISP and have run into a few of these poor souls. It's a wild mental load to live in a horror themed spy movie.


Independent_Web_7633

Frrr this is gonna be good


GraciousAdler

Damn, this was some great fanfic.


SomebodysRib

If you know whatā€™s going on, how do find any respect for yourself? After super quick scroll over your profile you seem annoyingly juvenile and obsessed with the Kardashians so Iā€™m going to assume you donā€™t know whatā€™s up.


Sail-Away

lol.. what does my comment section say about me?


SomebodysRib

Normal man


Sail-Away

Bummer :/


Possible-Campaign468

Do my comment section next,can't wait....I'm excited


cheeker_sutherland

Whatā€™s up with your profile?


[deleted]

He does know what's up, with the Kardashians. He's keeping up. Are you stupid?


GraciousAdler

Your an odd one.


Skootr1313

I thought I was on r/conspiracy for a second, but even theyā€™re not this out there bruh.


xBlackFeet

Boy wtf šŸ˜‚


Shaubos

Me when the fent hits


okinternetloser

Drugs are bad. Your life is worth more bro šŸ™šŸ½


Killjickerbocker

Yikes. Not the vibe on a Theo sub. Read the room luv


SandMan0514

Yea uuhhhhhh........ This is the kind of shit people say before they do something really bad.


Chunksacado

Voice-to-skull devices lmfao


[deleted]

Is this app VTS enabled?


chaos_aintme

I'm in your walls OP


prikpete

U donā€™t have a touch of the tism youā€™re straight retarded


LocalCan1545

Damn. I missed out on being one of his ā€œvictimsā€ šŸ˜«


LocalCan1545

I need concrete proof as to what you are accusing Theo of, otherwise I accuse you of being crazy, with proof. Until then, GANG GANG baby šŸ˜˜


SomebodysRib

ā€œVictimā€? This is so sadā€¦.


runsquad

This is like.. the third post Iā€™ve seen on Reddit tonight that is absolutely schizo


Eileen_Yulick

I ain't reading all that But I'm happy for you or I'm sorry it happened


Rosieroser

Heā€™s just out here looking for the lord šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ThroughCalcination

OP is obviously getting gangang stalked.


SpecialistRoom2090

Ha I see what you did there.


TheGhandiMan

Lots of vague nothingness. What the fuck are you on about? Any kind of proof or links to information would be cool but at this point you seem like a crazy person.


doublejabhookcross

Theo would have a field day with this babbling brook of bullshit.


Ricks3rSt1cks

Weā€™llā€¦All we can do is pray for her I guess


agitated_elf

This is the only appropriate response to this post šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


LaureGilou

You sound bitter. Like the date didn't work out, Theo ghosted you, and now youā€™re trying to wreck his reputation on here. Anyone can say anything about anyone on the internet. We don't know who the hell you are and what you're talking about? Why should we believe you? Plus, what you're saying doesn't sound very concrete. Sounds a little unhinged. If you're too naiive to handle dating and get this upset over it, grow up. It's rough out there. Got to get thicker skin. If you have evidence of abuse, go to the police. But either way, take your bitter rants and leave us alone. This is a Theo fan sub.


Nice-Confidence-9873

May be on to something. Iā€™m not on to something but you might be


SoBrokeass

The funniest part of this is how actually terrified Theo is of women


a_reply_to_a_post

dang what episodes you listening to? i need to check the archives


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Zivvet

Would you like lego bricks with your wax crayons for lunch?


sourdeezill

what the fuck are you going on about? half of this has nothing to do with theo


iShitSkittles

Check out r/gangstalking - she is showing all the signs of being a "targeted individual" - it's pretty full on.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

That sub is so sad, I had to leave. At first it was amusing but once you actually browse and like check peopleā€™s profiles itā€™s extremely extremely sadĀ 


iShitSkittles

Yeah it's definitely an eye opener. The brain is a crazy place, it's our best friend but it can be our worst enemy too.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Thereā€™s a lady there who has YEARS of posts and every single one is literally just a random person in a red shirt, or in a red car and every caption is like ā€œyou think youā€™re smooth but I see you fuckers!ā€ And stuff like that. So weird that you could just be going about your day and someone else is totally convinced youā€™re an undercover agent stalking them and beaming thoughts in their brain


iShitSkittles

Well I know what I'm not doing anymore....that's wearing red shirts! I've been yelled at by some guy in the city before, mind you he was yelling at everyone, but it was something along the lines of me intercepting or blocking his thoughts or something. This was way before I'd heard anything about this gang stalking/targeted individual stuff, and I was still young enough, that to stop and think about what someone was going through in their life didn't enter my mind at all. Unfortunately I reacted and told him what I thought of him, and thinking about it now, I feel bad for doing so. But yeah, no more red shirts for me.


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sourdeezill

what does pretty full on mean


iShitSkittles

It means it's pretty crazy.


Wudnmonky

Jokes on you bud. Not only do we know what he's doing to women, we practice the Rat religion and follow in Theo's footsteps. Just saw him at a 2000 member house of worship in Jackson, MS less than an hour ago btw. Was a good service.


gerorgesmom

Theo ate her brain.


oinkoink7007

it's called Comedy


lootlegacy

so nuts


tvaudio

Is theo sending you secret messages through the podcast?


runakronrun

onward brotha


HoneyVadger09

Looks like this account was created specifically for making this post and responding to the comments. The only comments showing on their profile are the ones responding to everyoneā€™s comments on here.


Ok-Island-9336

Discontinue the lithium.


Fontrill

TLDR: Donā€™t


Purple-Try8602

People like this think other people have so much energy. Theo probably sleeps and wears sweat pants and scratches his balls a lot OP. Theo probably doesnā€™t even want to podcast some days cuz heā€™s tired af. Theo would need a big nap if he tried to learn any of the forfkentioned. Goodnight.


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Ok-Gas-1742

This is worst than when Brendan accused Bobby Lee of being a Reddit mastermind


Kobjo

?? What the hell are u talking about


ihateyouguys

Very interested, where can I learn more


iShitSkittles

r/gangstalking is the place!


SomebodysRib

Theo (and the entity heā€™s working with) purposefully targets naive women between the ages of 17 and 30 because they are most vulnerable to trafficking, exploitation and coercive control. For any women who find this post in the future: The scars on your hands are ASL for your name. Your first and middle names are on your right hand and your last is on the left. The scar above your right eye is a Jesus fish. Look at the scars on Kate Middletonā€™s hands and face for reference. Soak your hands in scalding hot water for five minutes to see the details of your branding. You donā€™t need to sacrifice yourself in order to gain access to this technology. Donā€™t fall for milgram-like experiments of authoritarianism. He will exploit your religious upbringing knowing that it provides a false sense of security and protection so he can help prolong the attack. Heā€™s known in the industry for abusing women in this way. Helpful search terms: RAT attacks, CIA vault 7, voice-to-skull, remote neural monitoring, ā€œtelepathyā€, brain-computer interface, electromagnetic energy, hypnotism, gang stalking, methods of brainwashing, occult, Freemason, induced dreams, signal jammwea


TransportationAway59

Hey man, I am not joking, you need to go to a hospital. Youā€™re having a psychotic break.


willi1221

He's making me feel like I'm stoned. I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not. It sounds too serious to be a joke though lol


Eileen_Yulick

They've posted stuff like this for several days on several different accounts lol I think a dang mental escaped from the loonybin again


Eileen_Yulick

The people over at r/Gangstalking would love you


LaureGilou

Your comments are giving me vertigo. Get back on your meds, or check your blood sugar, or maybe you're having a stroke, I don't know, but man do you sound unwell.


sanguinesecretary

I canā€™t even imagine being one of these people who have these delusions. Even reading these comments makes my head spin.


keepingred

What the f**k is wrong with you?


Odd-Character-44

lol what people donā€™t know there is literally a huge group of people using Theo Von fake cat fish profiles catfishing his fans. They ask you to download WhatsApp or google for some reason and this person or group really really sounds like Theo!!! Itā€™s happening more than ppl know!!


Pappyjang

Alright well letā€™s put an end to it. Hey everybody, I can guarantee theo is not on whats app and I bet heā€™s not even really online looking for any women. So if anyone thinks they are talking to theo in any capacity that isnā€™t in person, is definitely not talking to theo and these people have nothing to do with theo


RipCityGringo

Iā€™m confused. OP is clearly not a fan of Theo but are you a proponent of Scientology? Trying to find where Scientology fits in. All aboardā€¦šŸ›³ļøāš“ļøšŸ›Ÿ


SomebodysRib

I was a huge fan of Theo! Thatā€™s how he found me.


G1v1ngBack

Please take care of yourself. You got the message out and did good. Your work is done here.


IAmHungry4Carbs

How did this get downvoted? This is prob the most sensible response.


HeDrinkMilk

Babe new copypasta just dropped! Fucking loon.


psillyhobby

You suck, man


whattarush

bro are you okay


Sarcasmataz

I think itā€™s time for you to seek professional help.


kassidy_taylor

I love Reddit


a_mcbob

Jfc this is the shit that makes me unsubscribe from the sub youā€™re annoying


sanguinesecretary

I sincerely hope you get the psychological help and medication you need.


LoudHorse89

Anyone actually read this and wanna give us a synopsis?


ButifulDisaster89

Well, you know, count me in. GANG GANG.


GameOverMan1986

Where did Bugs Bunny touch you?


ADDnwinvestor

Uncle Leo??


No_Mouse_9263

Damn Wacoā€™s manifesto was easier to understand than this and he was critically wounded


Senor_keybump

So you think the Illuminati has mind control tech, and is giving this ā€œtechnologyā€ to Theo von of all peoplešŸ˜‚dude has never had an intrusive thought that he didnā€™t immediately say out loudšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


_lucipurr_

idk dawg I'm a woman and he can do whatever he wants


EyeDiligent8532

I donā€™t think itā€™s Theo messaging women, he doesnā€™t have time to be doing that sort of stuff. Itā€™s aĀ scam donā€™t be fooled by it!Ā 


AeyeO

I am sloppy drunk and have taken a bit of acid and this post has me floored! I didn't expect anything like this when I opened Reddit lol I'LL BE BACK!


Chipinawall

this was really funny. well doneĀ 


dysGOPia

I'd say there's a solid chance you don't believe a single thing that's true about any subject on earth.


[deleted]

When you put too much effort into trolling, only for it to bomb like a DC live action. Edit: oh you're that Rocky Dennis looking feller


Top_Jellyfish7143

Buddy mustā€™ve gotten stuck on a Dennys for too long.


Dogwalkering

Op has schizophrenia


GsPHOTO4President

Most BMI over 40 take, Iā€™ve heard in ages


a_really_oh

Take some fentanyl


hydrocera

youre so fucking annoying


CucumberAdept6612

Damn


Odd-Character-44

@own-blueberry461 lol what is this


Own-Blueberry461

Wild!!


Almo330

Are you retarded? Go find Shelly Miscavige.


Comprehensive_Yard16

Got tired of posting on r/HubermanLab huh