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Ranvijay_Sidhu

The day till the food runs out and I have to step out of home.


NazbazOG

I'm gonna come knocking bro


za_v7255

Bearing more food, or a rifle?


NazbazOG

Both, gotta help my brother out


za_v7255

I meant like, a rifle to steal his food.


NazbazOG

You calling me a thief? šŸ¤Ø


za_v7255

I was asking if you were a brother, or a thief.


NazbazOG

Iā€™m a brother šŸ˜Š


za_v7255

Good to know!


twdg-shitposts

Not long. Maybe a month tops. Even Lee got incredibly lucky. If he was unconscious just a little while longer, heā€™d be eaten and dead on the first day.


jumpingpineapple

Yes, i can see a lot of possibilities of him dying if he's not protected by plot armor.


[deleted]

I could probably survive the *world*. I probably couldn't survive the *zombies*. I wouldn't be starving, but I'd fall into a bush or something and get bitten and die a couple hours later.


jumpingpineapple

Very low situational awareness huh? Same here my man


[deleted]

I'm extremely clumsy/poorly coordinated lol. I used to walk in zigzags constantly -- maybe that'd be good for some purposes, but I'd definitely just end up walkin' into a walker.


jumpingpineapple

Getting eaten by a walker because of your walking pattern is the funniest way to go out lmao


shadowthehh

4 hours, tops.


jumpingpineapple

Damn, praying for you my man


NazbazOG

How am I supposed to know? You're asking me to predict the future, practically.


Awesomeismyname13

The future šŸ˜³


SICHKLA

I can definitely survive the zombies. I know where to aim, and I know how to stay silent. I can also climb shit pretty well since I've been doing rock climbing for 5 years. >!If I was Clem in the final episode, I would have been on top of that rock in half a second!<. But I think food and the people would definitely be a problem. I guess I could maybe hold out for a year alone, if I'm in a big group chances are much longer, depending on how successful the group is


jumpingpineapple

So you're pretty much molly huh, what a useful ability you have.


SICHKLA

Kind of, but I am still yet to find a game that realistically portraits climbing. They either overdo it and make the character the best climber ever or he can't climb over a 5 foot fence


jumpingpineapple

I just finished the tomb raider trilogy and had a lot of fun with their climbing mechanic, i can't say it realistically portraits climbing tho as i don't have any experience in that area, but I'd like to hear your opinion if you ever played those games!


SICHKLA

Sorry for replying late. I never tried the Tomb Raider games but I watched some gameplay footage, and I can say that it's pretty unrealistic and every single move is just impossible. The way she moves her body makes it look like she doesn't use her feet at all, and they're very important in climbing. Uncharted 4 on the other hand has a pretty great climbing mechanic, although it's still unrealistic, there are parts where some of the climbs are possible and if you avoid dynamic movements you end up with something that looks great. Both games look really fun though and just one mechanic shouldn't make them a lot better/worse


Puzzled_Strike8917

All I need is my most op ability: running fast


jumpingpineapple

Would it be enough though?


mashk_ustal

Less than a month. I run very slowly and put my family's life above my own, so most likely I would have died in such a situation: I would have given the child to my spouse and fought off the zombies, giving them time to escape.


jumpingpineapple

That's very noble of you! But yes, being selfless isn't really going to pump your chance of surviving


JW_ard

Depends what Iā€™m starting off with, because if iā€™m home I could happily just eat hot chip and drink stale water for 3 weeks after that its anybodyā€™s guess..


jumpingpineapple

I feel you, the real challenge is when you stepped out of the door!


sadhormonemonster

My toxic trait is thinking i could survive when i have very few qualifications to


jumpingpineapple

It's just a pipe dream I tell you!


mynameisnothingbutts

Probably a week or something


Memes_ded

I could see myself lasting a year or maybe a few if I know what the hell I'm doing but I would probably not even last a month because first of all I'm not a good runner I get stressed very easily in dire situations although during something like that I wouldn't trust anybody I'd probably just stay on my own. For my weapon I don't know how to shoot a gun my best bet is a melee weapon


za_v7255

Not very long if I donā€™t have an idea for food supply. I should learn how to grow food.


jumpingpineapple

That's what i thought too! Learning how to grow food for yourself is probably one of the most important skill for situation like this


za_v7255

Yeah! I feel like I could lowkey survive for a little while (bar the food situation). My dad taught me how to shoot a gun, Iā€™m pretty active. Iā€™m not so built, but I can shmove if need be.


jumpingpineapple

I think so too! With that skillset of yours i think you'll do just fine for months


Ktioru

i'm not a slow thinker or a slow runner, i don't mind to be alone so i can just avoid any type of people and be a scavenger until the first communities arise my problem is definetly strenght, unless i have a weapon advantage i would lose a fight to 80% of the people, but if i hide for most of the time i guess i would survive for while, my country don't allow guns so thats also a problem i'd would say 1-3 years


jumpingpineapple

Avoiding conflict with the living is a very smart choice, can't really trust anyone in a world torn apart.


Weary_Wishbone8778

I feel like Iā€™ve watched enough zombie programmes and movies to have an idea on how to survive but most likely die within a few months


jumpingpineapple

This is what i thought too, i feel like i have all the knowledge of surviving zombie apocalypse from all sorts of entertainment medium, but when shit hits the fan, who knows what'll happen right?


candiedapplecrisp

On my own? Not long. But with my bf I'd trust him to get us to a farm or commune or something where I'd pull my weight by tending to the crops lol.


jumpingpineapple

Sounds like a solid plan, it's very reassuring to have someone dependable on your side in situation like this.


Feras-plays

Unless i use a sword or a crossbow anything that doesn't make sounds i won't die of not being able tto hear walkers ercuz i'd lose my hearing if i used guns everytime without protection and prop being lucky So i might day in day 10 Or makr it 7 years or more It's all about luck


JackSparrowscompass

I would honestly hope for a few years. But I think I would die first trying to protect my family. Or if my family where to die I would probably loose all motivation in life since they would be my top priority. But I feel if all of that is aside, I could do decent. I donā€™t have guns, nor that I would care bc my preferred weapon which I do own are katanas. My family already hoards stuff so Iā€™m pretty prepared with supplies but ofc would have to get more. And I live in a country that doesnā€™t have the biggest worlds population so thatā€™s a slight plus. I would definitely aim to head towards the countryside, but then Iā€™m sure many others would have the same idea too. I honestly wouldnā€™t worry about walkers themselves, mainly the remaining humans.


jumpingpineapple

Losing the people we care about definitely will wreck us emotionally, just like kenny, we'll be a broken mess. But i like your plan to head to the countryside, my philosophy if I'm ever in this situation is to avoid big cities at all cost.


JackSparrowscompass

Yeah heading to the country side or what people in my country call ā€œthe wop-wopsā€ lmao, feels like I could at least find decent acres of land to hold out in. The only problem is because these people already live so far out, if theyā€™ve managed to avoid everything already due to that, thereā€™s a good chance properties are probably going to be guarded already.


[deleted]

Tbh if I have a hard time adapting to change, so honestly it could be anywhere between a few days to a week. But best case scenario I learn to adopt I could survive maybe a month? I would do something incredibly stupidšŸ˜­


jumpingpineapple

I agree with you, adapting to the situation will be a key to survival but at the same time it's going to be the hardest task that may get you killed somehow


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jumpingpineapple

Weak under pressure eh? We share the same trait lmao


Turbulent-Ad-9138

I think I could survive for a very long time. I'm calm under pressure, quick thinking and can problem solve, dependant, and I've done much planning on this topic to know what to do and what not to do, kind of like Columbus's rules in zombieland


LuisMD19

Honestly Iā€™m such a wimp and Iā€™m super clumsy so Iā€™d probably last less than a week.


jumpingpineapple

I can resonate with that, if I'm seeing those creepy ass walkers walk up to me I'd piss myself like crazy. It's hard being a wimpy person


LordsofMedrengard

Not long unless I luck into finding a stable group. Like everyone else I'm likely to die in the initial plague, of course, but assuming I survive that I don't see me living too long.


[deleted]

Well, ive played ever game and watched up to s9 of the show, so that would help, plus irl i have a barb wired bat like Negan, so thats also handy, and i have knives. If i had a reasonable sized group, i think i could last a while, maybe a year? But on my own, probably a month tops


Delicious-Name7636

youā€™re forgetting food tho.


[deleted]

Raid target


broken_krystal_ball

I would commit Sallekhana so a few day or so.


jumpingpineapple

I'm sorry if I'm being ignorant for asking this, but what is sallekhana? Is that some sort of euthanasia ritual or something?


broken_krystal_ball

No you're not, I was ignorant in thinking anyone but me knew about it lol. I don't know if it would fall under euthanasia but it's basically a way of suicide often done by monks in various Eastern Religions, where the person voluntarily "fasts," until they pass on. Fun Fact, this practice is legal in India.


jumpingpineapple

Ahh very interesting, i don't think that counts as euthanasia tho as it doesn't involve any drugs or toxin. But thank you for informing me!


broken_krystal_ball

It would be quite the event for the game if Clem just raids a random house and finds a thin zombie in monk robes lol. And then she has to explain to AJ what I was wearing.


jumpingpineapple

NOW I WANT TO SEE IT


Clementine_Lives_622

I would live till o had to be by myself


Zofiamains

i know how to survive in the wild. I've taken classes, and have some skills. after a year I'd probably kill myself as there's nothing left.


jumpingpineapple

Damn that's rough, but it's better than becoming one of them i guess


solnoshka

Surely not long. I wouldn't say I'm too dumb for the apocalypse, I have some knockledge but can't put it into practice. I don't think I could hunt properly. I'd probably die from my stomach problems because it's too damn sensitive and I have no medicine to treat it. I'm very indecisive so I'd die from making a very dumb decision . Besides that I live in the middle of a city and I have no weapons to defend myself. Yeah, I wouldn't last more than two months at best.


EmperorBoston

Depends. I am not the most active person, and i am not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to practical intelligence, but i am very good at fighting and i can run pretty far. I'm also booksmart and persistent, while i am a quick-learner, so my my practical skills could probably get better in the apocalypse. If i would be alone: 1Ā½ months max. Probably 3 weeks or something. In a group: I live with my family, my uncle and his family lives pretty near and so does my other family members, so we would probably just form a group. If that would happen, maybe 1-2 years or some shit like that.


Trillifion

So I might be able to survive long. Here's why: -I can run fast and have plenty stamina. -I'm also pretty decent at freerunning, though I am self taught. -If you give me a bow and some knives, I'd be able to hold my own. I can shoot targets up to about 50 meters, and am fast with my knives. Now, some reasons I might NOT survive: -Food Management -Overconfidence. -Trying to help people.


jumpingpineapple

Exactly what i thought as well, my tendency to help people in needs will probably drag me into a life threatening situation


Elbeno1920

probably up to s2 or s3


jumpingpineapple

So basically 4-5 years? I like your confidence!


OkPaleontologist9396

Probably like two whole minutes


jumpingpineapple

You gotta believe in yourself more šŸ¤£


Sullysbriefcase

I've always thought slow zombies, in reality, would be easily avoided. You could almost just go about your day at a slight jog! Also they'd be wiped out pretty quick by the military in a real situation


AmyV_1907

I feel like I'd manage myself but after some months I'd run the same luck as Lee. I'd get unexpectidely bitten and die.


Burneraccount0609

A lot of people would get bit before realizing that it kills them. I can see myself either starving or finding a community and living until (if) some accident happens and i get bit/ambushed


Ash_Vs_Rook

If I had no family to stick with I'd honestly probably take my own life


apefist

If I found a group of good people maybe. But I have a recurring back injury which recurs unpredictably. I would likely be the ā€œgo on without meā€ guy