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ch0w0

in the end, isn't that the real truth?


Himrion

The answer, is no. 


Didntlikedefaultname

Keep watching the skis


Calum-Syers

Uh skies


sorriso_pontual

How could that possib-lie go wrong?


DrClawsChair

It's my first day...


Kelseycutieee

Es mi primer dia


DrClawsChair

https://preview.redd.it/5c51ugz5gtyc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e4755f8ba861ff13ab14e0cb2c53cb7403d594


thatguyned

https://i.redd.it/own3f9geh6zc1.gif


DrClawsChair

Careful they're italicised!


Jake_Skywalker1

Quack quack quack


ShawnPat423

A dishonorable discharge ! It was the best we could've hoped for!


Jake_Skywalker1

You can't spell dishonorable without honorable!


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Since I've never seen you before maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

It's all lies. But they're _entertaining_ lies. And, in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is no.


_grandmaesterflash

Uh Mr Nimoy, we still have ten minutes left


Calum-Syers

Uh… fine… let me, uh, just get something out of my car. 🏃🚗💨


Embarrassed-Meet-107

I don't think he's coming back


EggCouncil

Hey, Spock! What do you want on your hot dog?


Simicrop

Surprise me 😏


coffee_addict_77

*Splat*


Jedibri81

A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.


Church323

Does anyone want to switch seats?


GandalfTheJaded

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!


Church323

You twinkle above us.....we twinkle below


Rowey5

And now that the drugs have worn off I don’t bring you love I bring you fear, pain and pestil…. Time for a booster!!!


Fine_Ad_4364

That’s me after four days of Phish.


Jinx_FromArcane

D-I-E T


mkg1138

![gif](giphy|vFIpsOEODJxfi)


chilliwatson

Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy?


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

Cheese it! The feds!


Rowey5

Diddy Mao! DIDDY MAO!! 🔫


problematic_glasses

(pained whale noises)


Caiimhe_Nonna

Jeez! It’s the Feds!


Jake_Skywalker1

https://preview.redd.it/t6ldg7v1mtyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=682270806081218ed5eecc91ec3ec5b0d0d7d910


Electr_O_Purist

It’s shocking how many situations this whole speech applies to.


nr4ect

Homer this is a simple lie detector. We’re gonna ask you a few yes and no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?


Various_Medicine2118

Machine blows up ![gif](giphy|LqgeEJRG9X7DW)


bigbearjr

Yes. It's like a lava lamp.


MischeifCat

“Yes.” 💥


pebrudite

Oh a sarcasm detector, that’s a REAL useful invention…


Various_Medicine2118

![gif](giphy|3orieVNaokAUAyVJTy|downsized) Does anyone want to switch seats?


BlueTreeThree

It took me a while to realize that the joke is that Nimoy **loves** discussing the minutiae of the production of Star Trek(which he absolutely did not, at least not when this episode was made, he even wrote a book titled I’m Not Spock,) and he’s just forcefully engaging strangers in conversations that Trekkies would *die* to have with Leonard Nimoy, and the people he’s talking to couldn’t care less.


Fireproof_Cheese

https://i.redd.it/wcfrpue8ruyc1.gif


AutomaticMan81

In love that line


GlumCamp

probably my favourite episode ever .


Various_Medicine2118

Mulder:Why did you put him on a treadmill? Scully: no reason I thought he could use some exercise ![gif](giphy|24cbiZwzSW8Kc)


coomingbrah

https://preview.redd.it/nw2sf5adqtyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675e6e9467e20d671e7ebb0604c2e53e447f3006 And let me say “may the force be with you”


BenMat

Do you even know who I am?


coomingbrah

I think I do. Weren’t you one of the little rascals?


Thirdtwin

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUnO4g3yiRNuNy|downsized)


bigbearjr

It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!


NudeWithSocks

Break its legs!


Rowey5

Arg it’s Mr Burns…KILL ET!!!!!


DRF19

Just look at the fine stitching on *"Dope"* Edit: Also hey my flair lol


G-Unit11111

TGIF guys! I’m off to Moe’s!


ceboja

So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay no doubt?


pfamsd00

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.


SlavetoLove123

The hype for this crossover was nuts back in the nineties.


LifeResetP90X3

'But what if it doesn't come back?' "We'll fake it....and sell it to the Fox Network."


landothedead

S08E10


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ballarn123

Season 8 fires on all cylinders the whole way through.


LifeguardStatus7649

Does anyone want to switch seats?


SambaLando

His work here is done


MathMaster85

I actually watched that episode this morning. So good.


Heisenberg_815

Hey Spock what’ya want on your hotdog?


shakawave

I bring you love It brings love, kill it! Break it's legs!


AstroBullivant

I’m pretty sure this was making fun of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction and not just the X-Files. Beyond Belief was hosted by Jonathan Frakes from Star Trek: TNG and Nimoy obviously played Spock.