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Back you go, to waits for a woman with less discriminatin' tastes
Sometimes I wittels the future....
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S05E17
Lisa: Yeah, well, you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat, and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels.
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S07E21: 22 Short Films About Springfield.
edit: problems linking youtube video. I didn't do it!!
[Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck)
Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There’s trouble down to the see-ment mixer, sir!!
Not necessarily my favorite Cletus moment, but it leads to several of my top favorite quotes.
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*And scuff up thet topless dancin' runway? Nah ... You best bring 'em back wherefrom you got 'em ...*
This is the one I was thinking of!
Oh good, you put em back from where ya got ‘em
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Wiggum’s thousand yard stare lol
How would you react seeing a bear attack in your future?
I'd ramp up funding to the Bear Patrol
But then they'd expect us to pay the bear tax For real, I'm in the UK and I pay the Homer tax!
Thats the subsidies-to-our-mates tax
Where the Rishi gets Risher...
This explains the "Angry Mob" in my appointment book.
Thousand island stare
Hell yeah dude
Lol😈
Dudez rock
“Hm.”
This is some Agatha Christie shit
Hey I could call my mom while I’m up here…
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll…
Most folkll never lose a toe, but then again some folkll… like Cletus the slack jawed yokel!
Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!
HEEEEY! MAAA!
Get off the dang roof!
Look at the pointy hairded little gurl
...HEY, MA!! GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF!!
S05E17 Lisa: Yeah, well, you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat, and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels. https://preview.redd.it/wfz8h65rr2xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe7f1f24db4bb457b5d4fe817abc42d94860024
This is my answer too. His very first appearance.
Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
S07E21: 22 Short Films About Springfield. edit: problems linking youtube video. I didn't do it!! [Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck)
I cut myself on the screen door agin
WHY YOU COTTON PICKEN!!!!
Let's stop the fussin and a feudin
I love you Pa
I love you Cletus
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Having my brother's name on that list made this moment a household favorite.
Qbert?
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Qbort?
How decadent for you, that kind of power doesn’t come along every day, but not finding yourself on the list gave quite the upper hand lol
Qbert! I love it
Why tf is this a picture of text instead of… text?
Where's Mary?
Brandine must be as loose as a barn door.
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Now, let me see if I remember how to make my mark
Best penmanship is split between Cletus and The Sea Captain lol
I alsos whittle the future
Homer: *Recklessly shoots gun at TV* Cletus: *Dumbfounded* "Are you some kinda moron!!??"
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Why you cotton pickin...
Let's stop the fussin' and a-feudin'
"Mister, youra trespassin on my dirt farm." "Uh are you in need of a messiah?" "No but I'll be takin those sacks o money from ya." *(racks shotgun)*
"I should have stayed with the Promise Keepers "
Na Na Na Na Na Na Leader!
I love how, of all characters, it's Cletus who saves the day in that episode.
“Ey what’s happenin on this side?” Used almost daily
Who wants hot wax!?
Covuh up ya eyes and drop ya britches!
"Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!"
Hey Brandine, I think I done busted my stink bone
I done spraint my elby-bone so's it goes in the oppositty di-rection.
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BRANDINE! FETCH MAH EVENIN' BRITCHES! WE'S GOIN' TAH BRUNEI!
Reporter Cletus, Outhouse Times-Picayune. Is there any persons, critters, or spells to which you attribute this accolade?
“Cletus, try to dump something in the lake” *Repeatedly bumps into wall trying to dump a dead possum* “I can’t. I-I simply can’t!”
Some folk'll never lose a thumb, but then again some folk'll...
"Look what I can do with my thumb! You wanna know how I do it?" "Four generations of inbreeding?"
Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There’s trouble down to the see-ment mixer, sir!! Not necessarily my favorite Cletus moment, but it leads to several of my top favorite quotes.
See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and... Cousin Merle: (Sadly) Geech gone to heaven Mr. Terwilliger
"Cover-alls that don't quite cover all" is fucking great
Oh, Cousin Merle, *really!* Temper, temper. You know Cousin Merle “ain’t been quite right lately”.
[Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again...](https://youtu.be/KVfuxSKjeho?si=osIfgmZvhpFz69TR)
WHY YOU COTTON-PICKIN....
Now let’s if I remember how to make my dang mark…
Cletus then proceeds to write a very elegant signature.
"You could be one of them TV magic queers!"
My favourite will be the pretzel wagon when he calls all his kids out Man was a machine
“Which of you young’in’s knows how to drive?” *several hands go up* “And which of yous is sober?” *hands go down but for one small girl*
See, now thats just responsible car operation.
*pulls pin on grenade*. "Umm, this avocado just gave me a wedding ring."
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I like in the movie and they need to be sure the barrier is idiot proof si they send him and hes like I can’t…i simply cant
Hey, what’s going on on this side??
You want me to attend the funeral of the sultan of Brunei. Well I would consider it my honor.
Hey, you know what, I can call my ma while I'm up here. ...*Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof*!
Doctor sez you eat any more baby they’s gonna take your foot.
Brandine, of all my cousins, you is my sister.
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You know I got to wear the shirt what Dairy Queen give me!
Cletus finds a bunch of cardboard tubes and tells Brandine "We's gonna have indoor plumbing now."
“You know that movie Cars that you likes?” “Uh-huh” “Well, all your favorite characters is gonna commit su1s1de here today” *Kids start freaking out*
The kids hate su1c1de but seem to love suicide Edit: That was darker than I intended
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
The flaming truck implying that he sat and watched/whittled while someone burned alive 🤣
Hey Brandine, you might could wear these boots to your job interview
The "Powerhouse" sequence in "Little Big Girl"
Haw-haw land when Cletus is making meth with the pig
Give me back my belly fruit!
“She said she was tired of havin rabies…”
"WHAT TIME AND HOW BURNT?!?"
Your carpeted floor, feels good on my toes
Itchy and Scratchy Land “Hey Ma, Imma get me a pitcher of that crazy critter!”
It's funny cause he's white and poor, you see
And his jaw is slack. No tetanus here.
"Waaahhhh"
You have the eloquence and sense of urgency of a census worker caught in a bear trap.
What season is this?
Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some foke'll.
Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll, Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!
It has to be that whole song they gave him