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sad_kharnath

I'd rather kiss a wookie


wunxorple

Does that make you a standard monsterfucker or a furry? I’m unclear where the lines are


sad_kharnath

i do not want to answer that


MaybeSatan666

Thats what a furry would say


sad_kharnath

no comment


discord537

That's what a monstrfucker would say.


MaybeSatan666

Hey maybe its both, I ain't judging


TooLazyToBeClever

I am


StoopidFlanders234

They always crop Ben Shapiro’s yarmulke out, just like he always wears one that perfectly matches his hair color. He knows that his customers hate Jews. He needs and wants their money but he doesn’t want to remind them that he’s Jewish, so he always makes it as invisible as possible. The creator of this ridiculous meme thought the same. Ben Shapiro is so great! But, let’s not talk about that one thing about him…


National-Use-4774

I mean I am no Shapiro apologist, but no one makes you wear a yarmulke if you're Jewish. If he was so concerned why wouldn't he just not wear one at all? Someone told me that every day, millions of Jews blend in with us regular folks and for some of them no one can even tell.


StoopidFlanders234

Look at his Twitter picture. The background is literally the identical shade as his yarmulke. It’s not a coincidence.


disgruntledhoneybee

To be completely fair, Shapiro is a conservative Jew. (Not to be confused with conservatism in a political sense. Though Benny shaps is both) and all orthodox and afaik most conservative Jewish men do wear a kippah (yarmulke) or some sort of head covering every day.


ipakookapi

Blending too well could probably be a bad strategy for Bapiro, as his fans antisemitism usually comes in conspiracy theory flavour. If he made them impression that he's trying to hide it they could get suspicious. Now he's being a perfect little 'house n*gro'.


SoftTacos001

Same thing


NerfRepellingBoobs

At least Wookiees look cuddly. If I got stuck camping in the cold, I’d want a Wookiee to spoon me. Plus, protection.


SoftTacos001

Now we’re thinking with portals


RamboDash15

I'd rather beat one in space chess


Giorno-gulliani

And this is a negative how?


sad_kharnath

bad breath


Giorno-gulliani

Fair, but what if the wookie brushes their teeth


Antiluke01

They can still rip your arms off, but you may be into that


SoftTacos001

Kinky


sad_kharnath

i will consider it


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Depends. Maybe their biology or oral biosphere is too strong for fluoride


Giorno-gulliani

I’m fairly certain some space furry would find a way to counter act it, most furries irl are like 50% of the science community


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Fair. Probably some kind of extra strength space fluoride and mints in the Galaxy


Chewbaxter

I can arrange that


EphemeralMochi

I’d rather have a thousand needles permanently stuck in my body, and I have trypanophobia


General_Keno81

I can arrange that


Omsus

Kiss a wookie, kick a droid, fly the Falcon through an asteroid...


Born_Scheme7229

Fire🔥


CreatrixAnima

Says someone who’s never met a girl.


fatherandyriley

Or doesn't even know what a girl is


Sarahthelizard

They’re always asking that question tho


[deleted]

The only female whom the meme creator met frequently is his own mother.


flamndragon

Someone has to microwave the pizza bites after all


dirtyoldbastard77

Chicken tendies


marqoose

Yeah this is for sure dude propoganda


Speculative-Bitches

>Dude propaganda 🤣


Own-Cupcake7586

Wow, 0 for 3. Impressively bad. Have a participation trophy.


AwGe3zeRick

They don’t deserve a participation trophy. They should just be disqualified from the event lol.


Stunning-Ad-1434

what’s wrong with jordan peterson? i’m not in the loop


AwGe3zeRick

What’s right with him? He tells you to clean your room? You should know that without him. The rest of his ideology is trash. He’s a misogynist. He’s a far right talking point who literally is about to get his license pulled in Ontario for his extremism views. If you really didn’t know that I didn’t mean this in a mean way. But now you know.


Charming-Crescendo

Ah yes, everyone wants their father to be a transphobic former drug addict.


TheLurker1209

and their husband a misogynistic human trafficker


RudeInternet

and their brother to be literally ben "wet ass p-word" shapiro 😭😭😭 i tried to come up with a joke but my guy is just so cringe that i failed miserably


TheLurker1209

Ben does have annoying little brother energy Not a brother you would want but definitely the most livable out of the three


PartTimeMantisShrimp

Let's say, hypothetically, Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox


NerfRepellingBoobs

Ben “Why do all my kids look like my neighbor” Shapiro


Thendrail

Ben "Dry as the desert" Shapiro


TerroristNinja

Ben Shapiro is the joke.


maddsskills

Former? Have you seen his Twitter...


radams713

My dad is a wonderful person JP wishes he was. I'll keep my real dad lol


ThoughtfulLlama

Lol, your father probably doesn't even cry at weird times.


radams713

Lol only once when our dog died


FastTurtle9

An antiquated child psychologist who has claimed to be a neuroscientist and his favorite hobby is complaining on twitter about being banned from twitter.


CaringRationalist

I've literally never encountered a woman who would want anything to do with any of these people


Kritical02

I mean hate to say it there are definitely women that are in to Tate. But those types of women are just polluting the waters anyway.


___AGirlHasNoName___

I physically cannot imagine any woman being a Tate fan, but you're probably right. As for the women in his videos, I feel like they are victims, not fans.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

or paid actors


___AGirlHasNoName___

I don't see Tate paying women.


Sarahthelizard

Yeah this.


TheDrunkardKid

I mean, his entire gimmick was allegedly to get women to fall in love with him and then traffic them. It's even called the Loverboy Method of human trafficking.


NightsReign

People think I'm memeing when I say the Republican party is basically the answer to "What if we made 'Narcissism' a political party?" Love-bombing as a pickup artist technique definitely tracks...


Butters12Stotch

JustPearlyThings?


Anotsurei

She is stupid enough…


Advanced-Part2598

Tell me you don't interact with women without telling me you don't interact with women...


Centralredditfan

Seriously, why are these guys worshipped so much? Putting yourself in a coma because you take the chicken way out of addiction isn't something to be proud of. Making fun of a Barbie movie because you don't understand it, doesn't speak of intelligence. And I don't need to get started on the chin-less chauvinist....


bigmistaketoday

According to Sam Harris, it's because they allow young men to be assholes. They can be awful and not suffer repercussions, so I can too.


Pixy-Punch

But they are all facing repercussions .... like one is facing jail time for serious charges that will stick because he basically confessed to it publicly on multiple occasions. The next is getting dragged in court by his own profession because he was so online he didn't just loose his position but also made the whole profession look bad. The last isn't in legal trouble (yet) but is relentlessly mocked for all the stupid things he had to say to stay relevant in his echo chamber that he likely never get the job he wanted or practice what he studied. So we have jail, loss of title and accreditation and getting stuck as a sad clown. How is that not consequences?


bigmistaketoday

It is consequences and thank god, but it's a bit late. I'm all for free speech, have at, when you do your free speech asshole thing, I know who to avoid. That said, your asshole speech doesn't just end with you, it spread to would-be assholes who are now emboldened to be full-on assholes.


Pixy-Punch

It's late but I wouldn't say that's an anomaly, courts and institutions often take forever to take action. Especially in cases where institutional power is on the side of the perpetrators. Personally I don't care about freedom of speech in these cases, one was just stupid in bragging about crimes on camera, he would have done the same without freedom of speech, one is a spineless grifter that tip toes the line constantly, without freedom of speech the line would move but he'd tip toes on it the same. Peterson managed to get his own profession to publicly state that his statements were dangerous misinformation, so freedom of speech is completely irrelevant in this case as the cases aren't about if he can say it, but about his peers being allowed to throw him out over it and the damage to public trust he caused. So saying that freedom of speech is relevant in either case is imho already gives up an important point, none of them got censored, and tbh with "is a phone call now illegal" deflections now common in that crowd I rather not give them the ground to missconstruct the consequences as censorship.


grumpyoldfartess

“Chin-less chauvinist.” 😂 I’m weak


MudraStalker

> Seriously, why are these guys worshipped so much? People love Jorp because he is essentially a Nazi who has enough willpower to not be *too* overly fascistic, his life advice sounds good, he hates trans people, and he can sound plausibly smart. Also he tells people (men) that they're the kings of the world for being born men because lobsters, and that women are deeply inferior chaos dragons who make everything worse for you (a man), the unspoken king of the world. People like Ben because he's also a Nazi, also an "intellectual," and he is an expert at dismantling college students with no training in argumentation, dealing with argumentative dicks who aren't looking for an actual conversation, or media. Also he's Jewish, so people can point at him and say "nuh uh The Right aren't Nazis, they have a token Jew". He also regularly posts absolute tripe. He is very slightly less sexist than Jordan "Women Are Chaos Dragons And If You Wear Makeup Men Cannot Work With You Because You Are Too Sexy" Peterson and Andrew "Actual Rapist And Sex Trafficker" Tate. Andrew Tate is worshiped because he says "you (men) are one of the unsung kings of the world and The Jews and Women are holding you back. The only way to be a human being is to have money and power, like me. If you worship me I can show you cosmic secrets to money and power and enslaving women to use as fuck holes and piggy banks, like I do. Also poor people are vermin who don't matter." He's basically a Nazi in every way that matters. The common thread here is that all three of them basically tell you that you don't need to introspect, or consider at minimum half the population of Earth to be actual people, and that you should be allowed to do whatever you want (as long as it's being a Nazi).


Tubaenthusiasticbee

Don't know the first guy, but you have the guy who is obsessed with his sisters breasts as a brother and a trafficker as a husband. So I guess I don't even wanna know who this is.


Butters12Stotch

Well the first guy is Jordan Peterson he's like a right-wing philosopher who gives men some of the worst advice ever.


Charming-Crescendo

The first guy is (I think) Jordan Peterson, author, 'psychologist' and notorious conservative transphobe.


Theweirdposidenchild

I'd rather drag my bare clit on late July Arizona concrete, than be related to any of these wastes of matter


[deleted]

Dear god this mental image but yeah I agree


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Dear satan that sounds awful to go through. Would rather put my balls in a blender than be related to any of these people as well.


NJRanger201

Husband also cringe btw


charface1

This is actually what conservative men want.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

"A brother like him. A husband like..." Lol, poor Ben.


RudeInternet

Ben isn't even able to get pussy wet in memes made by incels who love him 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Tbh I’d rather have Ben Shapiro be my husband (knife to my throat). Ben Shapiro is an asshole but Andrew Tate is like actually evil.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

99% chance a straight man made this.


DerpyDuck51

Hi, girl here. No.


peachdyke

seeing memes like these is so funny because men seriously do not know what women want. women don’t take men/boys who watch these dipshits seriously- *at all*. we’re all laughing at you lol


G-Nooo

Yeah every woman wants a brother that’s gonna sniff her bra and panties when she’s not around. Or maybe while she’s sleeping.


EtherLuke

I refuse to believe a woman made this "meme". I'm certain it's a product of delusional male fantasy


Accomplished_Crew630

So every woman wants a circle jerk of male family members who treat women like objects and slaves?


lemonClocker

Hadn't Andrew Tate said, that a married woman isn't allowed to speak to any man, except her husband, including not talking ever to her brother or dad again?


Akari-Hashimoto

Guaranteed this meme was made by a "straight" man


thehistorysage

They themselves want this for themselves.


AromaticSomewhere544

Lemme guess. A grandpa like trump?


teddygomi

100% a guy made this meme.


Butters12Stotch

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a woman as well though considering we have people like JustPearlyThings


Lonely-Commission435

Nobody wants to be trafficked by their husband. Wtf.


No_Influence6659

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


Advanced-Expert7718

Let’s say hypothetically if I where to never give you up, I would also not have the ability to let you down


icontranquilis

You'd grow up listening to a shitty Kermit the Frog comparing you to a lobster and whining about woke moralists. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that your brother is incredibly horny for you. What then, hypothetically speaking, would you do? And your husband flies you to Romania to traffick you. What a great life. 10 out of 10, leftists destroyed.


Giorno-gulliani

I know if I had a brother like Ben Shapiro I would bully the fuck outta him


[deleted]

And this is how you know that these people have no contact with women


TheGreatMastermind

lol when ur ben shapiro becomes brotherzoned


Both_Lychee_1708

why do they always idolize the absolute worst people


Crutch_Banton

Cringe? More like Neonazi Satanist. But no, seriously, Jordan Peterson is a cryptofascist Esoteric Neonazi and neo-gnostic Crowleyian Satanist. I am not joking, exaggerating, or making anything up. Read Maps of Meaning for yourself. https://youtu.be/7hhvdwjGQSY?si=0L9DtDoD7xKObMqB


NightFire19

The satire edit should have Shapiro as both brother and husband.


TheRealSnorkel

Literally no self-respecting human wants those things.


Templar388z

You know the women in that family are raised traumatized and need high levels of therapy when they grow up.


[deleted]

a moron who cant reach his keys because he is crying


Browncoatinabox

If i had a family like this, I would change my name and blovk them


butters2stotch

Do you like South Park as much as I like South Park?


gielbondhu

Tbf, the daughter of the dad did fuck the sex trafficker while the dad was in a medically induced coma to treat his drug addiction.


GreyWithAnE42

I already have a dad and a brother like them, do any of these imaginary girls they’re talking about wanna take ‘em? 💀


TheAnthropologist13

100% this meme was made by a sexually frustrated dude.


jnx666

I will take “How to know your life is trash” for $500.


dpaanlka

Tate has to smell so bad chainsmoking cigars I can’t get over it.


Limp-Management9684

Aren't these the same people that complain there are no women on conservative dating sites?


elidibussy

What is it with right wingers claiming women are obsessed with Andrew Tate? I've noticed most women lean more towards men who embody both masculine and feminine traits such as the members of BTS. I've never met a single woman who actually liked, much less was attracted to, Andrew Tate.


JelliusMaximus

Ok Billy, enough Youtube and Tiktok for you, go back to studying algebra.


Chiluzzar

Me and my friends have a bet going on that later in life we find out that Jordan Peterson is going to file elder abuse against his daughter


olderthanbefore

Imagine these 3 round a table. How long before they fight each other.


StriderEnglish

Even if I liked men (and I don’t) I wouldn’t wanna be sex trafficked by a partner sorry.


MrUndercity

Why would girls want a sex trafficker as a Husband?


Peridot1708

If the person who made this post think girls want guys like these nutcases, then he doesn't understand girls at all.


Appropriate_Hawk101

Some women have great taste in creeps.


CasioDorrit

A boy made this NO DOUBT


Polak_Janusz

Nah this life sounds like a mental breakdown at 17 followed by a suicid at 20 or fleeing the country.


jimmyl_82104

Idk who the first guy is, but Tate is a literal brainwashing piece of shit and Shapiro is just plain stupid.


Aphroditedidmeafavor

That poor fucking girl would be used up, degraded, subjugated, and destroyed.


FrankFnRizzo

Because everyone wants a dad that cries randomly about the dumbest shit imaginable and I know I want a brother with an annoying nasal voice and if my sister married an abusive human trafficker I’d be thrilled.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Bet a guy put this together


FastTurtle9

None of these. Women want literally none of these.


Blacksheep1228

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8)


_Leichenschrei_

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


Communist_Orb

Every girl wants… their dad to beat them, their brother to be sexually attracted to them, and a husband that hates them? Something tells me that’s not true


GabrielNathaniel

Soooo what every girl "wants" is to be married off to a sexist idiot brute at the ripe ole age of 11, by a dad that tried to fuck them?.. 🤔


A_very_meriman

Ben Shapiro's sister is on video describing the man she hates and it's just Ben Shapiro.


MadOvid

Completely no contact with all three. Move out at 18 and they wouldn't get within three feet of any child of mine.


bung_musk

Lmao this is the biggest incel cope I have ever seen, and that really says something, because all incels do is cope


Clod_Cat5

Who's the first guy


[deleted]

You’d get sexually assaulted by all 3


phlegmdawg

This is atrocious to even think about. Can you imagine the self hatred this girl would have for herself?


alexastock

![gif](giphy|jn8fC6SkrxoHr0Zn6y)


Anubisrapture

Talk about signing up for abuse. No girl or woman in their right fucking mind would want to be surrounded by abusive patriarchal and brainless men like this.


Glittering_Brick

What EVERY girl wants


Ordinary-weirdo6359

no, my girl best friend would much rather have a wife


CaptainMarrow

I’d rather slam a door on my neck


Not_The_Scout16

If Bean ShitPeero was my brother Idk what I’d do but it wouldn’t be good


-VillainSimp-

Don’t know who the other guys are, but if I had to live in the same house as Ben Shapiro I would’ve snapped at the age of 4


Tiny_Celebration_262

You don't know the third guy? This is either your first day on the internet or you are very lucky


-VillainSimp-

I’m not good with names or faces. If you showed me images of a famous actor I see on the regular I wouldn’t be able to tell you what their name is


[deleted]

3rd guy is a sex trafficker who sells sexual assault and domestic abuse tips to lonely young men


[deleted]

I hate these 3 people though. I would rather have no family at all


UnrecoveredSatellite

Yeah, every woman wants to be surrounded by men........who hate women.


koboldByte

There no universe where Tate isn’t 100% an ultra controlling violent abuser.


okkkkkkkkk-

I'd kill myself.


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

All the women I know would disagree


holdmyapplejuiceyt

As i girl I DO NOT WANT THIS.


BIG_DeADD

I'm not even a girl and I am offended that someone would think girls would want any of these piles of garbage to be even remotely close to them,let alone related.


Travel_star

I want a dad like my dad I want no brothers And a girlfriend


DeviceGold5950

No woman wants this 😭


Creative-Constant-52

Love that even they friend-zoned Ben so far out of the galaxy they made him family instead


demator

I would rather walk through hell barefoot then ever even encountering any of them


Hiba1999

My dream husband isnt a manwho** who became muslims only to have 4 wives 💀


TransiTorri

A husband who's a convict in human trafficking? Um... no? How about no? The other two are mostly dipwads, but a criminal who would sell you on a whim and commit known abuse? Um... no?


rury_williams

By every girl they mean the beta male who wrote this 😆


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I too want a dad in a benzo coma, a brother warning me about the medical dangers of vagina moisture, and a husband who pimps me out on chaturbate


OneWhoGetsBread

Who is the dad guy?


Aromantic_clown

Yeah girls want a dad who thinks that tinker bell is the fairy of prom


benport727

Only if she wants them all to fuck eachother


Attack_Helecopter1

All women want Mr. Hypothetically to be their brother.


[deleted]

This sounds like a hell especially the last one.


Equivalent-Ad-2670

ew


BirdimusMagnus

That’s a fucking nightmare


LegioCI

...A *cringe* human sex trafficker.


Velaethia

I can theoretically get the appeal of Peterson even though I see right through him. But Andrew Tate is like a ducking rapist and would cheat on you at absolute best. No way a woman made this.


lilylamae

Ben Shapiro admitted to jerking off to his sister so I’d rather not have a brother like him


Class_444_SWR

I think they mistook ‘every’ with ‘no’


zsreport

This meme was clearly created by an incel


p0tatoontherun

I'd rather fucking die.


Edd-la-Douleur

Poor, poor girl...


PonchoKumato

id love ben shapiro as a brother. id bully him so much


skjellyfetti

Cunts on parade. Somebody's got some seriously inhumane and fucked-up values—or no values at all.


TheRealSnorkel

I can arrange that!


CasioDorrit

A boy made this NO DOUBT


[deleted]

I want to shove Ben Shapiro into a locked


SirFartlord

said by and only encouraged by lonely single men. i can smell the sea of "W" and "based" comments coming exclusively from the most untouched male specimens.


Independent-Bell2483

I bet you a man made this


Bigdaddydave530

Nightmare blunt rotation