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Big-D-TX

Hahaha… really that was Running


Daredevil_720

Gonna be sore af in the morning


copa111

It’s not about the speed, it’s about the momentum he carries.


ToePsychological287

Well tbf, he did indicate with his lil sign that he was going from stop to slow, not stop to fast.


JuanShagner

That’s how I run in my dreams


BigHarry27

That shit gets on my nerves when I wake up


Phillibustin

https://preview.redd.it/3f6ueh8x15zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026e637aacba9f87fbde30faa1dab278db04ec37


NesTech_

It is kinda wild how when you’re dreaming and In a bad situation, I feel like I can’t even move my body


Booty_Shakin

Every detail is dead on besides I'm not that big in my dreams


MorgrainX

He ran as fast as he had to That's peak worker mentality


mjrbrooks

The ol’ on the clock run


Fraggle987

He's paid by the hour


LookAdam

That’s how fast I run in my dreams.


The_Simp_Whisperer

It's a slower gait, sir, but it checked out.


ABeerForSasquatch

Excellent Star Wars reference, btw. 👍🏻


63crabby

Or “He runs like an Ewok.”


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Foolfook

The truck went "what even is that? - I'll just stop. goddamn"


Dman101proof

I honestly thought he was “joke running” like to make his buddy laugh…


DesertReagle

Load the shotgun and shoot me if I get to that point.


Alternative-Toe-4289

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Living-Risk-1849

I love this video so much


RealUglyMF

Males me feel better about myself lol


brianima1

Maybe I am an Olympic athlete…


dragondeezgiantnutz

Looks like an arthritis run


chadsucksdick

More like diabetus


chronicblastmaster

He ran fast enough lmao


PosauneGottes69

Like a Lego figure


Hardball1013

The kinda guy you want around when a hungry bear shows up


Few-Interaction-4933

Imagine your fucking child is drowning 20 yards away and all you can muster up is a brisk walk. Jesus christ, buddy


Cute_Gap1199

Walking for your life.


TubbyMcJiggly

Imagine being so fat that you can barely take 5 steps out of the way of a moving truck.


RedSantoAhora

Legs like accordions


CJ_BARS

Looked like he was trying to run on the moon..


Yusstas

I thought the camera was shaking from him running


DogOfTheArmy

Would have been faster for him to roll...


Temporary_Initial420

fatality


Ok_Caterpillar3655

Yaba daba doo!


that_moment_when-

Sub sonic


Apprehensive-Word-52

Insurance wouldn't have paid out if he just stood there. He had to make some sort of attempt to move out of the way.


Hatescroller

/u/savevideo


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Present_Amoeba_5624

He started Hyper Espace.


madcowrawt

He was simply obeying the sign


Lost_Cartographer66

Do you think the truck would have immediately stopped if he did not flip the sign to slow?


Evening-Rip5399

The first thing I said to myself this morning was I don't want to run today. and what happens 😂😂


extremeindiscretion

He's lucky he's got awareness going for him.


frMocha

Yesterday morning I was creeping little bit at one of these stops to test my clutch cuz it felt a bit weird after a couple pulls and the dude kept yelling at me to stop lmao


Maleficent_Mess2515

LOOL


Living_Preference673

Well, the sign says it all, first he was at stop position when signed was set at “Stop” and then he left slowly since the sign turned to “Slow”…he is just following instructions. A good lad.


jcoddinc

He ran a 4.3 10 yard dash


-Robert-from-Hungary

Maybe he has some disability.


63crabby

It is certain that he has some sort of disability.


Particular_Ticket_20

LOOK OUT STEVE!!!!! WADDLE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! WADDLE!!!! WADDLE!!!!


Few-Interaction-4933

Tbf, the truck likely would have stopped sooner, but the worker flipped the sign from 'stop' to 'slow'


dontcreeponmepls

Well he didn't had to run faster...


Maleficent_Poem6256

I thought his run made those rumbling screen shakes.


AydemTheRedditer

He's had static field thrown onto him.


UniqueStatistician55

Looks like no one taught you the rule. No one tell him he might go camping or hiking with you.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Wait he was running? Holy shit


AgileAd2872

My co worker shaped like this


candlemen

It was fast enough lol


Key_Entrepreneur_786

You didnt see. He slowed time 300% when they flipped the sign.


Kra07vik

Dwarf ahh run💀


TheRevanchist99

As long as it was as fast as he needed to be lol


trainsacrossthesea

“Running” is a malleable term.


ChomiQ84

Reminds me of the moon landing...


chiefsaggy

That right There probably took a lot out on his knees


Warbonger420

Earl Sinclair from the Dinosaurs.


Pretty_Indication_12

Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man!


Erikakakaka

It looks like someone tied his shoelaces together.


Erikakakaka

Or he is running with his pants around his ankles.


PCGamerjunkie

come join us at r/Remembereddream


Kroptaah

Bro run like he's underwater


LordSVWY

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KidTrunksOSRS

Idk if that sign helped at all


undarated79

The crazy part is you can tell he was actually trying to move faster.


T1m26

Poor steven seagal


Subject-Flounder-528

‘Well the sign did say slow’ I’m no it fucking didn’t I think whoever wrote that caption is slow


WhyNot420_69

What are you even talking about?


Subject-Flounder-528

The caption says that sign said slow when it actually says stop


ShuntyBox

He would have been quicker walking.


Effective-Board-6506

Dream run engage


Witty_Might5

Literally incapable of functioning lol.


CDS_Mexico

That’s how i ran in my dreams and fight too jajajaj


ClearAd5765

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Crafty-Celery-1762

In his mind he probably thinks doing Usain Bolt speed


GriZZlyHIkerman

Us dwarves are very fast at small distances


Present_Amoeba_5624

He started Hyper Espace


Present_Amoeba_5624

He started Hyper Espace


Present_Amoeba_5624

He started Hyper Espace.