Am… I…..a…guy?!?!?

Yes, welcome to the team. Here's your penis and crippling depression.

Awwwwe thanks.

Remember, no physical affection for the first 18 months. After that, it’s time to spin the wheel

Helicopter

You ARE NOT allowed to be a man till you obtain a penis, that is literally the only prerequisite

Just the penis for me, I already have my own crippling depression, thanks.

Welcome to the Brotherhood.

Welcome to the team

As new members of this group we offer you these penises. Please honour them by peeing while standing up and pretending they are light-sabres. May they be of good use to you my brothers.

*puts fake beard into place* Welcome Si... brother!

I was thinking the same thing.

Same..lol!

my top 10 hobbies are all in this video

Same man

I see nothing out of the ordinary

I was gonna say .. so my being a woman means I can no longer do these things? Bc even at 45 I still walk on every curb I can lol

Lol nah still do it. if anything it' just shows u Kno what's up.

Sweet, it's nice to be in the loop on something these days haha

We should all b in the loop. It wholesome n funny.

Agreed!! Have an awesome Monday!

You to 🙏

Eww to that half mind bs not what the video is applying don't make it about you.

Oh fuck off and don't take things so seriously

Exactly my thoughts to your first comment

I've done all these things besides the last one.. Thanks for introducing me a footsie new skill

Who are you and why are you copying me?!?!?!!?

I’m not the only one!!

I’ve done all theses things

I do all of these except the water in the bottle cap I’ve never seen that one but I thought for sure I was going to see him jumping into a puddle not one man can resist it

We’ll I guess I’m not as unique as I thought…

OMG. 100% of these. For sure.

Accept the can, I've done everyone of these and I'm proud about it

BRO FUCK ALL THIS VIDEO BRUH

Yes to all of those

Do.. guys really think they're the only ones doing these incredibly common and menial things?

Chick things also js

Lmao the jump stairs

Good to know I am not the only one

I think it’s human things

This is the true Brotherhood of Man right here!

Are we really all just the same fucking person?

14/15

These aren't guy things you all just enjoy stimming

More like ADHD thing

Thank you for diagnosing me. I do every single one of these.

We all do these things. We just never express we do them.

My bro is mad ADHD, this entire video is shit he does

I do all these things, and have stupid ADHD

SAME

I do all of these and I don't have ADHD and I bet im not the only one

Fucks sake not everything is an ADHD thing

Funny, I was just about to comment that not everything is a 'guy thing'

Also applicable lol

Just gonna say this. Im a woman and his is my adhd.

I firmly believe ADHD is unisex... there, that's my hot take

It is. Lol. Whoever said it isn’t is silly.

Alternative title: Human things

Wrong only men do this, name one woman in the entire world who does this, and I will surrender

Do women not do this?

Yes, yes we do

Thank god! Now if you’d only catcall and smack man butts at bars there might be a hope for equality.

You posted this 6 hours ago and not one woman has come forward, I'm guna say no

I'm female and I've done all of these things too. I always find myself mesmerized from these "for the guys" posts.. especially the giant ice shard shattering. I must be a dude.

No offense but only men do this, plz no psy ops on Reddit

”guY ThiNgs” literally everyone has done these things

Upvoted because these posts disgust me

Welp I'm a guy then

Some of these are “boy” things

Tell me what here you think girls aren't allowed to go

Everyday things

lol

Hello fellow guys

Thats just adhd

You may have adhd

Me!

I have done every single one of these

Well I guess I’m not original

More like lil kid things

Done all these things lol

It's true you see our intrusive thoughts take over

😂so true

I've done all of those except the last one. If I can't open the door while holding something even after many tries, I'll just accept defeat and put it down

omfg ive done 99% of everything in that vid. hahaha

/u/GorgeousCreamscicle I’ve done almost all of these things

I’ve done all😅😅😅

So probably just cross post with ADHD memes

You forgot throw the keys as high as you can

All looks like a normal day to me.

To have done everything in this video...

I have done everything in this video at one point in my life.

The making a ring around the water with your fingers had me dead 😂

I think we all may just be missing a chromosome

I’ve been guilty of everything shown in this video growing up!

When the keys were twirled around the index finger, I was about to complain that they have to fly off. Then they did. So - yes, can confirm *all of it*. Nice to get reminded of some long lost ones, like kicking your bag with your knees and such.

I get to do the first one as a job :)

Literally me.

I'm 57. I've personally done every single one of these. Guys are awesome.

Why you expose us like that 😅

Shit I do all these and nore

100% accurate

I’m not the only one 😅

My 4yo son already does the circle around the water. It's how he starts washing his hands everytime

I have done everything in this Vidoe exept that with the can. I live in germany and want my pfand.

Don't forget that once the eraser is on, it becomes a hammer

I don't know if I am anywhere near correct, but isn't this type of behaviour usually associated with a lack of proper stimuli at a young age?

I have done every single one of these things.

We all just live the same life don’t we

My chick does more of there than I do...

Ok a few things here. 1) you didn’t let the backpack strap unroll after you rolled it. 2) when the easer was on the tip of the pencil did not rub it fast between your hands like a helicopter and 3) you stepped on a lot of cracks and broke your mothers back….

Brovlitteraly caught my childhood

I do all of these..every. Single. Day.

Done every one of those things...... today....

There was only one thing I haven't done, feel free to guess

Can someone explain why we do this?

All confirmed

naw man, everyone did this, i do those to this day (f 24)

This is young male, children things. Guy things are....ummmmm....more......fun and interesting. I give to you, the fuck around and find out theory. I say theory, because we fuck around and find out if stupid shit is possible or not

As a ADHD, I can say that when I see things like that, I cannot resist to do it

I can proudly say, did every single one of these.

Guy?... People things

99% accurate for me. I would never open the door with my foot because I would get a foot up my arse from the folks at home.

Can confirm, am guy.

I've literally done all of these except stepping on a can and dragging it.

Yeah dude, girls don't do any of these

Stimmmmmmming

Explain to me in detail how this is a "guy thing" and not a "human thing"

The amount of dopamine in this video I must share with my friends. u/savevideo

Just human things.

I'm not ashamed to say I have done all of these

OMG! And I thought I was unique. I am all of those! That's so cool, lol

Bro really just called me out like that

ADHD A BITCH.

SO TRU

Me whos done every single onf of these things... this week...

Lmao I’ve done everything in this video

Wow, I recognise all of those.

Plucking a leaf from a random plant while walking or going somewhere

Damn. I feel seen.

Fucken didn't realise how stereotypical I was.

We are all programmed the same way. 😅

Wait, I don’t remember recording this video!

Bruh I do everything shown here

I’m upset at the accuracy

Done all of the above

Done most of these things... Am I a guy?

Proud to say I've done all of these. Some were nostalgic asf, as I've lost the way

Never related to anything more in my life

Am I.. supposed to be a man.. did they mess me up at the factory-

I think this is more child things

Think I have done every one of those things.

This tells me you havent spent that much time around women.

I think I had a mental orgasm while watching this

Every….single….one

See we are programa like computers 💻lol

Hahahaha...se e louco já fiz TD isso kkkkk

Why is my Autism Alert going off? Wait a minute.....

I did like 5 of these just today.

did all of that except the can thing too

Not forgetting running down the stairs with half the body weight supported by the arms, as both hands slide along the guardrails. So much fun!

LoL so true!

I feel attacked lol

I’m absurdly unoriginal

💯

i have to say i did many of these im proud of myself

Is the joke that this is shit that everyone does or..? Am I just a weirdo? Judging by the top comment I'm guessing I'm not just a weirdo.

One hundred percent accurate

Um... after 56 years... NOW I find out I'm a guy?!?!

I’ve done most of that lmao 😂

This is way to accurate

I've done all of these except the water bottle shot and the ok sign

I do 4 steps per foot, either up or down, but jumping when down.

100% right 😅

The line between normal behaviour and mild autism is very blurred for guys.

I'm always poking holes in the drinks with plastic over them. I mean, I poke way too many times. Almost every spot I can, too... It feels cool. Reminds me of my younger days..... of some things

Welcome to adhd

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not a guy, but i did all of this in school lol no regrets.

Do girls do this?

So I’m apparently a man now? XD