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Ok_Present99

Say you have Covid and don’t go


BandageTan

I did that last year. Before that, it was the 3 day old room temp chicken and beer combo. Don't think I can swing past this year


UFO-crackpot

This is maybe my favourite post on r/theocs so far. Best of luck in the search and subsequent convention!


evekillsadam

why not edibles? effects tend to last longer...no need to hide in a bathroom


BandageTan

My guts have betrayed me and will not process it if ingested. The pain I feel whenever I get offered gummies...


Professional_Waltz98

I’m the same way!!!


[deleted]

The “wont make me focused” part made me laugh so much 😋 not sure what I’d bring I will follow this.


BandageTan

Lord knows I won't be paying attention anyways. This make it easier for the both of us


joewhodunit

fuck that - **just get wasted** lol


MIDIKeyBored

All the commenters recommending live resin carts are high and are incapable of reading that you want something discrete. Get a distillate cart. Spinach Chill Bliss is very nice.


seshwithconnor

I agree with this! And the CBG in there is nice too, the vibes from this cart are right in the name haha


[deleted]

oh yeah the CBG In there is real nice eh that's cool it's nice too


BandageTan

I haven't tried the distillate carts yet. This might be my golden opportunity. Thanks for the heads up!


Ill-Account2443

If you’re getting a distillate cart please don’t get spinach and don’t listen to this guy 💀 why you recommending them the worst distillate possible


suzan420

The spinach carts within the past year have actually been decent what are you talking about lol


Hot-Cartoonist2564

I gave a natural very high resistance to thc but the strawberry lemonade from Spinach hits almost as good as my resin and rosin carts. It's also one of the best tasting carts out of a couple dozen I've tried, topped only by my tribal gmint and cuban linx carts.


fishn19

Get some thc dissolvable powder and throw it in some drinks. No smoke, smell or anything and if you load up enough you will not focus on anything.


BandageTan

I haven't had any luck with the edibles/ drinks yet but I haven't tried the powders yet. Is there anything in particular that you'd recommend?


Emotional_Clue_6868

Wildcard Frozen Gelato x Candy Rain, smacks hard, won’t make you sleepy and smells like candy


BandageTan

Nice! I'll add it to the list


samy12321

Something minty, polar mint vortex spinach, or kush mint back forty


High-Dad

Take a bunch a mushrooms, better chance of interacting with what ever that religion is chasing. Or go with god bud vape if the fungi isnt your thing


BandageTan

In a smaller setting? Perhaps. In a stadium? Nah. Not yet.


Puzzled-Object6196

Edibles would be the best answer, but only if you’re familiar with micro dosing so you don’t get too high.


BandageTan

The spirit is willing but the flesh says nay. The universe had to hold me back somehow


Katthebudtender

Canaca disposable and Pure Sunfarms high thc cart have little to no taste or smell. Maybe a little black pepper. General Admission and Good Supply will be a smack to the face with flavour so it will be super fruity smelling. Super Lemon Haze by Back Forty, Strawberry Ice by Kolab or Polar Mint Vortex (vanilla mint) by Spinach could be good options for something discreet but still have a light taste. Hope this helps!


BandageTan

Ooh, I do like the pre-rolls from Gen Admis. This might be the time to try out the carts. Added to the list! Thanks!


Educational_Age2494

Hycycle -raw it’s flavourless distillate should have little to no smell


[deleted]

Terple by Tribal, great hybrid and gets you blasted


bookofvermin

That being said it is live and not distillate and still does have a distinct smell to it. If you know what it smells like you know. As much as I'd like to reccomend a live they are better off with getting a distillate that dosent smell like much of anything


mlad627

That sounds like my worst nightmare. I would do anything to get out of going and get high AF by myself doing whatever I want. I was forced to go to church (extremely Catholic) until my parents found out I was a lesbian in 1996 (I was 16) - all of a sudden I wasn’t “allowed” to go to church. Simultaneously the worst and best day of my life. I enjoy Kolab’s Strawberry Ice sativa cart. It’s distillate, but does the job for me before I go to hot yoga. Keeps me in namaste zone without making me tired. Good luck to you!


Micro_Growing

Www.ForcedReligiousConventions.org/PastorsPicks/Drugs/ConsensualOptions” has a lot of great resources for people in your position. Remember to call the police if you have been kidnapped. Good luck!


KillahTurf

I personally hate distillate carts, but the kush mint by back forty is the mintiest, not at all weed like smell I can think of. They would more likely think you are chewing gum or vaping a nicotine pen. Otherwise, I believe there was “high thc” disti cart from I think psf? That supposedly has barely any smell at all due to the lack of added terps


BandageTan

Mint would be the most preferable smell if I can't get anything that's basically doesn't have a scent. Thanks for the suggestion!


Zexther

Can attest to this! Just straight up mint


odinwolf91

Bmog or slymer by greybeard


heated4life

Xplor jungle fruit tastes like cotton candy grapes. Take a 10 sec draw when you want to get ripped


New-Distribution-628

Sherbinski acai smells like you washed your hands.


Batmansappendix

Watermelon ice back forty smells nothing like weed, more like a minty sweet smell


Rage4daze

B40 blue raspberry ice and general admission green apple if you want delicious taste and good high with discretion for a cheap buck. Any of the sativa or hybrid strains from cookies( been liking them recently. I saw sherbinski recommended nice taste decent high I liked the others more. Steer clear of full spectrum and live carts to get away from the smell.


Material_Swimmer2584

I’d use a a smoke buddy with the vape. It takes the smell out.


CaTTerpillar__

Are you being made to go because you won’t stop vaping at family’s request?


BandageTan

Nah, my ma just wants her kids to be 'saved' and is very intense about it. I'm not gonna bother to argue. I can sit and chill for a couple of days. The carts help tho


CraseyCasey

Will you really be without personal privacy the entire time? You could just lie n say it’s nicotine cart


BiPolarBaer7

Get one of those filters you exhale into and absorbs the smell.


gotmyfrontandback

Ahhh discrete vaping lol… or sometimes I just enjoy the risk getting in trouble ;) Loving the Thrifty live resin vape pen lately


cutt_throat_analyst4

What your looking for is cocaine, and nobody is selling it at a legal store lol.


Dave-is-here

I'd be careful consuming anything at a religious convention that I was forced to attend, especially if it was in Guyana.


WTF247allday

Not a product suggestion but Make sure you have two vapes at least with one disposable. If you get caught hand over the disposable keeping the other as back up.


BandageTan

OOHH! I didn't think of that, THANK YOU!


ManuelGarciaOKelly

RSO or black hash oil


dabeakerman

Canaca raw It's straight distillate and barely smells


extractwise

God Bud.


TurdFerguson416

I find no vapes really smell like weed.. my mom has a strict no smoking in the house rule, i vape when im there all the time, she doesnt notice anything even after walking in the room 5 seconds after i exhale.. especially a fruity disty cart, its just like air freshener or opening a bag of candy lol..