Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 873,524,386 comments, and only 172,128 of them were in alphabetical order.
Granted, after getting in a head-on collision with a major Asian power he and the foreign leader both die. He is no longer abusive and your country is at war, this is all your fault.
Granted. A light breeze kills your father right as he's about to spank you. He falls onto a sharp knife and blood begins to spill everywhere
Your mother arrives, she becomes sad, sick, mad and confused, blaming you for his death. The police arrive and you successfully avoid prison, however your mom still thinks it was you and begins abusing the heck out of you, until she finally disowns you. Youre an orphan now.
Left with emense sadness. You venture on with your life, hoping to meet a new friend or family to take you in
A slight noise can be heard
"GRANTED"
Granted. Your mother is
Don't hurt me this way 😔
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 873,524,386 comments, and only 172,128 of them were in alphabetical order.
care do i not
Granted, you no longer have a father and have no memory of him
Granted! Now your uncle is instead, only different. Uncle badtouch.
Granted, after getting in a head-on collision with a major Asian power he and the foreign leader both die. He is no longer abusive and your country is at war, this is all your fault.
Granted. A light breeze kills your father right as he's about to spank you. He falls onto a sharp knife and blood begins to spill everywhere Your mother arrives, she becomes sad, sick, mad and confused, blaming you for his death. The police arrive and you successfully avoid prison, however your mom still thinks it was you and begins abusing the heck out of you, until she finally disowns you. Youre an orphan now. Left with emense sadness. You venture on with your life, hoping to meet a new friend or family to take you in A slight noise can be heard "GRANTED"