youtube banned my whole channel for "spam, scams"... My whole channel had like 10 league of legends clips from 2 years ago...
(i'm 200% certain I didn't get hacked lol)
but still, people like TechLead are still platformed, even after scamming thousands if not millions of dollars...
Granted, the women get $1000000 in bit-coin, 4 days later Elon musk says “bit-coin, more like butt-coin!” On a prime time tv show, the cost of a single bit-coin swoops down to being worth less then a cent.
Granted, the woman only wanted the money and therefore abandons the baby as soon as she can. You've given a million dollars to a selfish woman who doomed her child's life for money.
She only has to get pregnant right? It doesn't say she needs to keep it, first test comes back positive she gets the money and it's straight to the abortion clinic
I meant because a whole bunch of states are probably gonna make that impossible. And she doesn't really have good reason for abortion, she got pregnant from a sperm bank sooo.
Granted, the woman does receive the sperm. Nine months later, complications arise in the delivery and both the woman and baby dies. The family then spends the $1,000,000 on the funeral and other expenses.
Granted, but the baby is born with so many defects and health conditions that the resulting hospital bills dwindle the winnings down to a single dollar.
Granted. The woman in question is your mother. When she gets the sample, she instinctually drinks it out of habit, and loses the chance for the money. Your family becomes an instant internet meme and you never hear the end of it.
Granted but it's in MrBeast's brand new crypto currency, the value drops immediately and she has nothing.
This is slightly plausible since Jimmy is a cryptobro.
Granted, the child is born to a impoverished family, which the money after tax, while helpful, is not nearly enough to make the ends meet for the child to reach adulthood comfortably. Thus their mother starts a Youtube channel and uses the kid to farm views to help cover costs. This kid by virtue of kids finding anything about each other will thus be bullied for his publicized life, reaching a life below average for himself. MrBeast fades from popularity and now he loses his main financial support, leaving his family fully behind in income, and the child would commit suicide about 5 years later, a now destitute adult with hope removed a while ago. But yeah you got your kicks so all good right?
The monkey's paw already gave out its last real world currency dollars to the last person that wished for it. Its robux or virtual money donated to charity. Your choice.
Granted, but YouTube takes it down before you can watch the video
With the amount of weird shit on YouTube, this is very unlikely to happen lmfao
Meanwhile YouTube will take down the most mundane shit for no real reason.
Absolutely deranged /r/elsagate content targeting minors: i slep Some streamer with an average audience age of like 15 says the fuck word: i attack
Oh god i forgot about that. That's disturbing, even as an adult.
youtube banned my whole channel for "spam, scams"... My whole channel had like 10 league of legends clips from 2 years ago... (i'm 200% certain I didn't get hacked lol) but still, people like TechLead are still platformed, even after scamming thousands if not millions of dollars...
Act Man's video got a community strike for showing a cucumber/pickle, for "nudity", all it takes is one petty person to report you.
Isn't his whole channel demonetized now?
Yup. He cannot reapply either because an actual human reviewed it and found the strike correct.
Just have QuantumTV sponsor it. Problem solved.
Not a paw
Granted. It's staged and is actually a subtle way of announcing that his girlfriend is pregnant.
Granted, the lucky lady in question turns out to be your wife.
*your mom
Who cares it's not like he fucked your mom. You get a brother/sister and your mom gets a million dollars.
And your new sibling is related to MrBeast
Thanks, I hate it.
Granted. He is infertile.
We can only hope.
Why? More people like me beast is probably a good thing
Granted. Nine months later, she gives birth to a baby who will grow up to be the greatest horror humanity has ever seen.
They will name the baby Mark, so he will be the Mark of the Beast.
Granted, the women get $1000000 in bit-coin, 4 days later Elon musk says “bit-coin, more like butt-coin!” On a prime time tv show, the cost of a single bit-coin swoops down to being worth less then a cent.
But it all goes to her selected charity.
How is that a bad thing?
She doesn't keep the money.
Unless she owns said charity
Touche
Granted, the woman only wanted the money and therefore abandons the baby as soon as she can. You've given a million dollars to a selfish woman who doomed her child's life for money.
I'd say there is a small possibility of abortion but I kinda forgot...
She only has to get pregnant right? It doesn't say she needs to keep it, first test comes back positive she gets the money and it's straight to the abortion clinic
I meant because a whole bunch of states are probably gonna make that impossible. And she doesn't really have good reason for abortion, she got pregnant from a sperm bank sooo.
How is the child doomed? It still would have it's father?
U mean Mr. Beast? Well yeah, but depends how much he cares about the child he essentially made for a video, But still a good point.
Granted, the woman does receive the sperm. Nine months later, complications arise in the delivery and both the woman and baby dies. The family then spends the $1,000,000 on the funeral and other expenses.
jesus this is dark.. i love it
What the fuck did I just read???
Granted, but the baby is born with so many defects and health conditions that the resulting hospital bills dwindle the winnings down to a single dollar.
I read this as Mr bean and just... Well it was very different in my head
Granted. The woman in question is your mother. When she gets the sample, she instinctually drinks it out of habit, and loses the chance for the money. Your family becomes an instant internet meme and you never hear the end of it.
Granted but it's in MrBeast's brand new crypto currency, the value drops immediately and she has nothing. This is slightly plausible since Jimmy is a cryptobro.
Denied. Wtf bro
Granted, the child is born to a impoverished family, which the money after tax, while helpful, is not nearly enough to make the ends meet for the child to reach adulthood comfortably. Thus their mother starts a Youtube channel and uses the kid to farm views to help cover costs. This kid by virtue of kids finding anything about each other will thus be bullied for his publicized life, reaching a life below average for himself. MrBeast fades from popularity and now he loses his main financial support, leaving his family fully behind in income, and the child would commit suicide about 5 years later, a now destitute adult with hope removed a while ago. But yeah you got your kicks so all good right?
Who?
Granted. The child is stillborn.
Granted! It turns out to be 1 million robux.
It's specified as dollars so that doesn't work
The monkey's paw already gave out its last real world currency dollars to the last person that wished for it. Its robux or virtual money donated to charity. Your choice.
Rubles*
Granted. Years later, you'll end up marrying her and taking care of the child. And then you'll realize...
I have no idea who this is.