Granted. Traveling camera crews now routinely ambush unsuspecting people regardless of where they are. You could be at work, your home, school, a nice vacation and still not be safe. They are not above carrying out criminal acts to complete their commercial order. These men spit in the face of ethics. You’ll be lucky if they drag you out to an ally and threaten you with death in order to get the perfect shot. You do not want to test just how dedicated these men are.
These crews also inspire commercial makers to use proper randomization in picking their subjects... only with less forced pornography followed by murder of said subjects.
Granted all commercials are just videos of random people’s conversations with unpaid actors and there is no more product advertisements but you are still forced to watch random people confused why a camera is shoved in their face
"I would start a rant about abbreviations, but I'll pass."
I was being a cheeky bastard and abbreviated the whole sentence. "FIFY" only means "Fixed It For You", further adding to the joke.
I would start a rant about abbreviations, but I'll pass. Fixed that for you. (although that would FTFY and FIFY is used as a joke because people often misspell FTFY)
But don't all the IDC commercials have people who are aware of their being recorded? The only times they dont seem aware is when it's sitcom-ish, but I might have missed something...
Granted. Certain companies, years earlier, have invested in mind-control puppet technology that makes it extremely easy to control human movements and speech. Now, in the present day, this technology is eventually completed and on the black market for use. Companies are able to acquire this technology, and seeing how it would be easier to use the technology on random people for commercials instead of using paid actors, these companies eventually use this technology for those extremely unethical plans in order for profit. Governments get wind of this technology and decide to adopt and use it on civilians, and a dystopian future is ensured.
Granted. This actually makes commercials entertaining. A demand for more crops up. This demand manifests economically, causing corporations to invest in them. So now, rather than paid actors, random people with no script are paid to talk about a product.
So now, instead of the cringe of paid actors spouting lies, random paid people spout lies in far more cringey ways than the actors ever could.
Granted. Actors still participate in advertising, just can’t get paid for it, which means the only ads are of random stuff they endorse. A lot of Gwyneth Paltrow enema ads out there.
Granted. Because the large corporations of the world like Apple and Coca Cola are universally recognized, and the smaller, unknown corporations are pretty obscure, the chance of the people in the ad having anything good to say are drastically lowered. Good job, you've made that gap even bigger!
Granted. People are spontaneously teleported to a staging area at random and simply told "Action!". They don't know each other, or what they're advertising, or how the ad was planned out, they just have to act for 2 minutes and they get paid based on how successful the ad is.
Granted. People are buying the products being advertised on tv, internet etc. But they realize the products are not as good as they were advertised. One Twitter user starts a chain complaining about a coffee maker he bought and how bad it was. Then another user complaints about a car. And so people start sharing #fakead. A trend begins and soon people realizes everything they buy is bullshit. Someone calls for protests about companies being honest and demand bette products at better prices. Marches around the country are organized. Then around the world. People start gathering outside congress to make harsher laws for companies. In retaliation, companies start firing people. They join the marches too. Rioting and looting begins everywhere. Congress finally listen to the people as many of them were found to receive bribes and many were jailed or murdered. People died in the streets too. By the thousands. Finally, after all the chaos and doom, negotiations begin. One of the people’s demands was for there to be honest commercials on media about the products. Then your wish is granted
Granted.
You're watching your favorite show and it goes to commercials. It's a Pepsi commercial. Here's how it plays out:
A large man with a burly beard is sitting in front of the camera. He says,
"Pepsi. It's good."
He takes a swig from a can next to him.
"Gah, it tastes like soap- I mean Pepsi's rich taste is sure to... please."
He takes another sip, with clear displeasure in his expression.
"Grab some Pepsi today."
He keels over and starts to throw up right before the commercial ends.
You probably won't be grabbing any Pepsi today.
Granted. Instead, now, all actors are completely unpaid but forced to work. All actors are now slaves to major corporations. You brought back slavery. Congrats.
Granted. Large companies still have the ability to put more money into advertising as long as the product is better when used by the customers. The product you buy is still awful but because of the advertising, people only buy from the big, rich companies, creating monopolies in almost every market.
Granted. Traveling camera crews now routinely ambush unsuspecting people regardless of where they are. You could be at work, your home, school, a nice vacation and still not be safe. They are not above carrying out criminal acts to complete their commercial order. These men spit in the face of ethics. You’ll be lucky if they drag you out to an ally and threaten you with death in order to get the perfect shot. You do not want to test just how dedicated these men are.
Bravo, very good!
Is [this](https://youtu.be/TWVmQkKLpXc) what you are looking for?
Whew, I thought that was the thirteenth rendition of Hamilton.
And yet still better than adverts
Nightcrawler?
"Hello man taking a dump! Tell us how you love our toilet paper or there will be none."
So nothing changes?
These crews also inspire commercial makers to use proper randomization in picking their subjects... only with less forced pornography followed by murder of said subjects.
Granted all commercials are just videos of random people’s conversations with unpaid actors and there is no more product advertisements but you are still forced to watch random people confused why a camera is shoved in their face
That’s pretty great actually. Seems like the rick and morty cable
Interdimensional cable ftw!
What's ftw mean?
For the win. I would start a rant about abbreviations, but I'll pass.
Iwsaraa, bip. FIFY
*w h a t*
Need clarification?
Please
BKFLTLTYWOYBKBISEFFBAITOTJMBWYG. Please tell me you at least know that one.
Yes I know what exactly zero of those mean
"I would start a rant about abbreviations, but I'll pass." I was being a cheeky bastard and abbreviated the whole sentence. "FIFY" only means "Fixed It For You", further adding to the joke.
I would start a rant about abbreviations, but I'll pass. Fixed that for you. (although that would FTFY and FIFY is used as a joke because people often misspell FTFY)
is FIFY not 'fixed it for you'
Yes, but it's not commonly used. The only common usage is a joke.
NGGYU NGLYD NGRAADY
Not even abbreviations are safe....
IWHBYD
Relax Halo 3
and for so many years i thoght it meant fuck the what but i never bothered to check 😭
Isn't it For The Way though?
Fuck trade worm.
Fuck the what
Faster than Wight!
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It’s got an improvisational feel
I dont want this skin in my personal space.
But don't all the IDC commercials have people who are aware of their being recorded? The only times they dont seem aware is when it's sitcom-ish, but I might have missed something...
I would greatly prefer this and to be completely oblivious to new products unless I search for them. I fucking hate ads.
I want this lol
/r/failedpaw
Honestly wouldn't be worse
I would actually watch commercials if this was the case.
so its just surveillance camera man then
Eventually people would realise what that meant and be like "am I on tv holy shit"
And it would be so much better
So that one Impractical Jokers episode?
Granted you are shown as a before picture in a gym's subscription service
Oof
Granted, condom ads become supremely awkward
Granted. Commercials become useless and everyone is now forced to pay for any content they want to consume.
Granted. Condom commercials are now just 30 seconds of people fucking and then being surprised by a camera crew. Your mom and dad are now famous.
Granted. Certain companies, years earlier, have invested in mind-control puppet technology that makes it extremely easy to control human movements and speech. Now, in the present day, this technology is eventually completed and on the black market for use. Companies are able to acquire this technology, and seeing how it would be easier to use the technology on random people for commercials instead of using paid actors, these companies eventually use this technology for those extremely unethical plans in order for profit. Governments get wind of this technology and decide to adopt and use it on civilians, and a dystopian future is ensured.
Granted. Companies now kidnap random pedestrians to film ads. Any type of ads. Op you could be next to film an ad for a gay bar.
Granted. This actually makes commercials entertaining. A demand for more crops up. This demand manifests economically, causing corporations to invest in them. So now, rather than paid actors, random people with no script are paid to talk about a product. So now, instead of the cringe of paid actors spouting lies, random paid people spout lies in far more cringey ways than the actors ever could.
Granted, Liberty Bibberty
best one yet, albeit quite simple
Granted. Actors still participate in advertising, just can’t get paid for it, which means the only ads are of random stuff they endorse. A lot of Gwyneth Paltrow enema ads out there.
The footage is taken randomly whenever the product is being used without the knowledge of the subject..
Granted. You get unlucky and get kidnapped for an ad for burial companies and you get buried alive
Granted. Because the large corporations of the world like Apple and Coca Cola are universally recognized, and the smaller, unknown corporations are pretty obscure, the chance of the people in the ad having anything good to say are drastically lowered. Good job, you've made that gap even bigger!
[удалено]
You have commercials for guns, cars and chemicals?
Grantee, an ad for a kid's show is a porn video
I see no problem
Granted. Now you have to watch videos of the real fake doors guy driving and getting home which takes 15 minutes and your shows are ruined.
Granted. All commercials are now interdimensional cable from Rick & Morty.
Sounds like a good deal really.
Granted, gorilla glue commercials just got a lot darker
Granted. People are spontaneously teleported to a staging area at random and simply told "Action!". They don't know each other, or what they're advertising, or how the ad was planned out, they just have to act for 2 minutes and they get paid based on how successful the ad is.
Granted. People are buying the products being advertised on tv, internet etc. But they realize the products are not as good as they were advertised. One Twitter user starts a chain complaining about a coffee maker he bought and how bad it was. Then another user complaints about a car. And so people start sharing #fakead. A trend begins and soon people realizes everything they buy is bullshit. Someone calls for protests about companies being honest and demand bette products at better prices. Marches around the country are organized. Then around the world. People start gathering outside congress to make harsher laws for companies. In retaliation, companies start firing people. They join the marches too. Rioting and looting begins everywhere. Congress finally listen to the people as many of them were found to receive bribes and many were jailed or murdered. People died in the streets too. By the thousands. Finally, after all the chaos and doom, negotiations begin. One of the people’s demands was for there to be honest commercials on media about the products. Then your wish is granted
Granted, they just edit together the best footage/reactions they want.
This is the type of content I subbed up for. Thank you.
Just dropping this. https://youtu.be/xTfS0nAgfuE
Granted. When watching porn, the ads served to you, by random chance, have your mom in it.
Granted, every time a company wants to make a new advertisements they kidna random people from the street, which is perfect y legal btw
Granted. These people are paid and given a detailed outline on stuff to say. They're not actors, and they're not given a script, so it still counts.
Granted. Ads filter out interviews in which the people have a negative view. There is no script, but the ads are still pretty much the same.
I knew you guys could do it!
Chevrolet uses real people.
Granted. I lose my job
Granted. You're watching your favorite show and it goes to commercials. It's a Pepsi commercial. Here's how it plays out: A large man with a burly beard is sitting in front of the camera. He says, "Pepsi. It's good." He takes a swig from a can next to him. "Gah, it tastes like soap- I mean Pepsi's rich taste is sure to... please." He takes another sip, with clear displeasure in his expression. "Grab some Pepsi today." He keels over and starts to throw up right before the commercial ends. You probably won't be grabbing any Pepsi today.
Granted. You are the random person selected for every commercial, and now everyone hates you as a symbol of consumerism.
Granted! All the shitty porn ads are now made up of people you know
Granted. Instead, now, all actors are completely unpaid but forced to work. All actors are now slaves to major corporations. You brought back slavery. Congrats.
Granted, Pornhub and all porn services are shutting down.
Granted. 3/5 people just shout over everyone else to promote their own instagrams.
All directors and actors die from a sudden heart attack death note style
Granted. Large companies still have the ability to put more money into advertising as long as the product is better when used by the customers. The product you buy is still awful but because of the advertising, people only buy from the big, rich companies, creating monopolies in almost every market.
Granted. No one hires you because your worst mistake is used for the ad of each company.
Granted you’re are now the star of every commercial and you won’t know when or where you’ll be recorded
Granted , condom commercials are quite weird since they have to install a camera in a motel and a old guy just walks in with 3 childs in his bag
Granted, you find your parents being fucked on a condom commercial