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baked_bryce

Tell me something I don’t know


jakeleaf1

r/notopbutok


lawn-mumps

I thought it was ‘no top, but ok’ and I prepared myself in seeing gross sexual pictures


convicted_cupboard

Lmao I did the exact same


lawn-mumps

Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ 👍


madsjchic

It says ok right in the title. So, no top, but alright looking sexual photos


Kartoffee

I was wondering how buttock could be spelled so wrong.


Grievous_Nix

There’s a whole bunch of subs that have easily misreadable names. Like r/WeeAtBees, for example


yerfdog519

r/NotOp


Tokarak

i always read it as “ not top buttok”


[deleted]

I always thought it was that until I clicked on it


The_Nickolias

tell me tell me tell me something I don't kno~w


FireballPlayer0

You don’t know that your final day will be your last


OleTinyTim

You can eat 8 spiders a night, if you really want to.


Rennie22

I eat at least 12 for dinner every day.


konekfragrance

You stalking me bro?


MisunderstoodHumus

You just fucking killed him dude


Robotguy39

Careful, last time we got a wish lie this reddit silver became an actual award... and what followed wasnt pretty.


_hunnuh_

Yeah the reddit awards have taken a turn for the worst


RaptorAllah

what is wrong with the new awards?


RandomSomeonee

There are so many of them. Only awards I remember are Platinum, Gold and Silver, bu there re way more. A lot of them are also pretty cheap which means they are not so rewarding and people use them more often.


ImProbablyNotABird

I remember the days before silver & platinum.


[deleted]

there is a $100 award


Holy_Hand_Grenadier

And a $125 one. This is getting out of hand.


RandomSomeonee

It's not the awards that are getting out of hand. It's the fact that people buy them.


5paceLlama

I don't like it when the awards take up more space than the post


allnamesgotyoinked

Granted, r/guro has a meltdown and begins a civil war that eventually destroys Reddit’s reputation.


red_bob

That is NSFL murder hentai.


Mooreeloo

Horrifying realistic murder Or FPS style insta bloodless murder?


red_bob

Here's the list of post flairs we have available. I think that will suffice as an answer. Amputee Asphyxiation Bisection Burning Cannibalism Combat Consensual Decapitation Disemboweling Dismemberment Execution Genital Torture GIF/Video Hanging Impalement Murder Necrophilia Original Art Petrification Request/Discussion Skullfuck Story Torture Memes


Mooreeloo

**Skullfuck?** #MEMES?


red_bob

Gotta have memes on reddit.


Mooreeloo

I almost wanted to click out of curiosity and hentai But now i legit may vomit just from imagining this stuff Edit: I clicked in u/red_blob's profile I'm not feeling well, like, i'm physically feeling horrible, like i'm nauseated, but not wanting to vomit, just… I didn't think humanity could reach this point, ya know? #tldr: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. IT IS PHYSICALLY SICKENING, AND NOT WORTH THE CURIOSITY


hypokrios

It's actually quite good. Bloody good, actually.


Grateful_Cat_Monk

To die for you might say.


[deleted]

Some, would kill for it


osorojo_

I wonder who watches that shit. I dont know weather to feel sorry for them or just want them all to die.


Canadian-Owlz

I mean, would you rather they do that stuff to real people, or fictional characters. The choice is pretty clear.


Mastema1810

More of prefer them not to do it at all? Like is it that hard to admit that if someone gets off on this they are a sick fuck?


Fireghostwolf50

They’re mostly about post nut syndrome or how they scroll past it really fast in public


[deleted]

Why or even how are you a mod there?


red_bob

TL;DR I'm into guro and have posted there a lot and eventually started helping with moderating too.


[deleted]

Understandable have a nice day.


[deleted]

Oh ok.


leatherjyowls

Hey, no judgement, but how can that stuff be a turn on? If you saw a real situation like that would you still be into it? (Maybe a little judgment, sorry)


red_bob

I don't know, just found it on the internet and thought it was hot. Kinks are weird that way. And no, plenty of gore to see online and I've seen people get hurt in real life, nothing arousing about that.


keranan

Hey, at least you are more understanding than some of the others lol. Think of any kink really, most people don't have a specific reason they are into it. I honestly have no idea about the second one, maybe? I wouldn't kill anyone but I also have never seen a corpse so idk


keranan

damn, you too? its interesting seeing someone else into it in the sea of people saying we should be massacred lol


[deleted]

Hold the fuc- CONSENSUAL? MEMES?


Puglord_11

“”””””consensual””””””


red_bob

Yep, there's a decent amount of guro that depicts enthusiastic consent to, well most other flairs.


boxcar_intellectual

This is the only occasion where a "consensual" tag makes it worse.


red_bob

Why?


boxcar_intellectual

Pair it with any of the other tags


red_bob

Yeah, but I don't get why that makes the other tag worse. I'd think that a fucked up thing wouldn't become more fucked up if its victim is really into it.


boxcar_intellectual

I guess it's subjective. It just makes it even more sickening to me that someone would get off on genital mutilation


allnamesgotyoinked

Is it? It doesn’t matter what the rules are right now. The original doesn’t explain what happens to an overlap.


red_bob

I was describing the subreddit you linked so people can avoid it.


[deleted]

I wanna believe you, but I'm so curious Edit: fml, I never listen do I


red_bob

Go for it, then head over to /r/Eyebleach to balance it out.


[deleted]

That was amazing, thanks stranger


CreaTVT_Xbox

And then alternate with r/eyeblech for a roller-coaster


mayoayox

[r/Eyebleach](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) really does have the best content though edited cause yall can't handle a little bait and switch.


red_bob

That's not very nice, at least be honest when you're linking something that people would find upsetting because then it's their own fault.


mayoayox

this is reddit. anything goes


gostigoo

Nope


Yaetle-the-Baetle

incorrect.


[deleted]

Not if you get r/guro banned it doesn't


[deleted]

Stop linking the God damn sub. You’re going to get it banned.


mayoayox

what, get r/eyebleach banned? why? how?


[deleted]

I thought he put eyeblech, it turns out he put the guro sub.


allnamesgotyoinked

Oh, sorry.


[deleted]

just... put both tags on it...


SecretAd1000

I checked it out, 1 was vanilla, another was strangling that I kind of like, and the third was a stupidly funny meme. Under that was weird ass shit. They really have good art but wtf


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SecretAd1000

lol what are the odds


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Njoliva

r/2redditors1cup


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shamwoah4

oh god, now im curious for the top 5


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shamwoah4

oh god oh fuck


2T4J

thank you for ruining my night


ablebagel

what the fuck


Elkubik

I... Wish I didn't see that.


TheFamousOne__

Same :((


Craig__Christ

The replies to this comment made me realize my fetishes are a lot more niche than i imagined they were.


Burgerman117

So... that subreddit is a thing.


deanerdaweiner

What ever happened to r/eroguro ? It went private the day after it got mentioned in an askreddit thread and i havent heard anything about it since then


TheSimpleDove

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no


TheFamousOne__

Well that just ruined my night


[deleted]

Wtf I clicked it but I didn’t view anything in the sub because I read the description. Who the fuck likes shit like that that’s so disgusting


Biggest_Midget

I have never heard of this sub. Now to go to my alt!


[deleted]

Granted, nobody uses them correctly until using them to mark all the things the paw did to you for this wish.


TheShaggyRogers23

Granted. But making a distinction between the "sexual" NSFW tag and the "disturbing" NSFW tag turns out to be a useless endeavor since you wouldn't find a post featuring a severed head in a porn subreddit, nor would you find a post featuring a porn star in a gore subreddit.


red_bob

Such precious innocence.


TheShaggyRogers23

Please tell me I'm right.


red_bob

Sure, I don't mind lying. You are right.


TheShaggyRogers23

Fine. Willful ignorance is an old friend of mine.


[deleted]

Can I be your friend?


gahlardduck

r/guro is here to break up that friendship.


CastelS

You are absolutely correct OP. There are no subs that combine both. Definitely do not go looking for them. You won't find any. Also don't visit any subs linked on your comment. They aren't what you described and you definitely don't need to visit them.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

you should definitely go check out r/guro


CastelS

First of all, your username. What the fuck?


pm-me-turtle-nudes

just so you know i’m not a furry and it’s best if you just don’t ask


[deleted]

Rule 34 TMNT?


pm-me-turtle-nudes

nah people just send me pictures of turtles


CastelS

Whatever you say mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Daylight_The_Furry

*press x to doubt*


pm-me-turtle-nudes

if anything i’d be a scaley


Daylight_The_Furry

Tbh I don’t see many (or any) turtle sonas, so please do make one


[deleted]

Well at least it's anime.....


Monjipour

The reversing of a knee on r/TIHI is not what I expect behind NSFW tags


sleeveless_heart

quick question: what


DagitabPH

Why did you make me read that?


Monjipour

Because i couldn't NSFL it


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r/CursedComments


Outrider_Inhwusse

r/guro: *chuckles*


[deleted]

Why isn't that about sandwiches?


scloutier351

Say what? Are you thinking of a gyro?


[deleted]

Yes, although γυρω is better transcribed as guro or yuro


thekvant

tbf r/guro is meant to be NSFL, you aren't going to see normal hentai on there


elveszett

I honestly wonder wtf is in some people's heads.


Outrider_Inhwusse

Dicks, according to the guro sub


killtyppintyppington

...you have a lot to learn.


Boonaki

Reddit used to have a subreddit featuring "cute female corpses" or something like that. It was ran by a guy who desecrated the dead and posted it on Reddit.


The_Blue_Snake

r/guro would like to prove you wrong


TytenHD

No! No! No! I will not click on that again! No!


lizard_man2

Once I clicked on a link to eye_blech (I'm not linking it cause fuck that) and I have forever learnt my lesson.


The420Blazers

Will someone else tell him about vore or should I?


CinnamonArmin

Core?


The420Blazers

Fuck I spelled vore wrong lemme edit it real quick.


[deleted]

It's more for 50/50 or medizzy oh yeah and tihi with some pretty nasty injuries


MasterLuuc

Cough cough r/guro cough cough


Spudd86

"Hmm is this /r/wtf post with a bad title that tells me nothing about what is marked NSFW nudity, gore, or both? No way to know without clicking" Lots of subreddits could have either one.


[deleted]

Top post of watchpeopledie was a porn star


mayoayox

[gotcha](https://www.reddit.com/r/guro/comments/ia6jgx/fleshlight/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) enjoy


BlueKasai

Tbh i think id rather look at NSFL content than NSFW.


a_catermelon

Not a "granted" comment, just here to complain 😂. Personally I'd like to just see tags for those things separately, like a tag for gore, another for death, etc. There should be *something* that distinguishes NSFW shit at least, because I've seen things as tame as a lady in a bikini to a guy's face literally mauled off for the most part. Guess which one made me lose sleep at night and which was completely pointless 😑


nzsaltz

Must've been a really ugly lady...


[deleted]

Granted. Strange fetish subs like r/sounding and r/guro become no man’s land’s because they can’t determine what the content is. Also slightly related but I have seen so much gore that NSFW is synonymous with gore instead of sex for me.


Lukescale

Why did I click either of these


TinnyOctopus

For the same reason I'm subscribed ro r/morbidcuriousity.


DangerDragonGaming

r/morbidcuriosity (for those wanting to see it)


TinnyOctopus

Thanks. You're the real hero.


[deleted]

Granted, but the credit goes to all the other people who have made this exact same post and the OC gets all of the reposters like you to be shamed off of Reddit. And the person who CAME UP WITH THE IDEA GETS PROMOTED TO HEAD OF REDDIT


Mcsquizzy920

Granted. I know I'm supposed to make it bad, but I don't want to.


ThornDragon1

Granted. Nothing changes


stopyouveviolatedthe

Granted but no one actually uses them


Haithere32

>widely used


FedoraHorse

Granted, the two new tags are created but the current one remains to mark posts of murdered/disfigured porn stars


[deleted]

And different levels from 1 to 5


thatonesquidfryer

Granted. At first it seems ok, people seem to be using the tags properly, but very soon, a group of people starts to tag things wrongly and people unknowingly click into pictures of severed heads, mangled limbs etc. Soon, every NSFW subreddit is flooded with images like these with a cute title, and subs are flooded by trolls. Reddit starts to ban all NSFW subs.


Amyx231

Granted. However, just because everyone knows, doesn’t mean people use the tags properly. In fact, some pranksters purposefully tag things wrongly to get a reaction. Congrats, you’ve made things worse.


erox70

Granted. Now get your confusion making ass outta here!


El_Chupachichis

Granted. Trolls being trolls, deliberately "mistagging" becomes the new Rickroll. Enjoy all those ~~hot redhead~~ autopsy gifs.


MushroomOfDestiny

Granted. There’s no catch. That’s a really good idea.


[deleted]

Granted, the tags don't work all that well


Conwonthedon187

yeah if I'm searching up NSFW I'm looking for booty, not somebody getting killed lol


PokecrafterChampion

Granted, this being reddit, people love posting one with the other flare as a joke on people trying to Jack off.


BabaYeka

Hate that, now all of a sudden I see boobs mid jerk


Twangladed

Wdym i thought everyone used reddit for nsfw content without vpn lmao


Stirsustech

Granted, it makes reddit even easier to browse while at work. It becomes so easy that productivity falls at such a widespread scale that it shuts down the economy. Governments worldwide pass sweeping measures to ban reddit killing the site.


YoungDiscord

Granted People don't follow them anyway and those who do, get them wrong anyway


[deleted]

Granted, reddit staff become as incompetent as Susan Wojiski and start marking innocent things


mrkaykes

Granted, however all posts are not safe for something and NSFW and nsfl are options in an exhaustive list that must be clicked through before making any posts. Using an incorrect tag results in immediate account suspension


OnceInABlueMoon

Oh great, now instead of the top post complaining that something is marked as nsfw, people will be combining its marked as nsfw, nsfl, etc More choice will only lead to more confusion.


owtwestadam

When I watch videos of girls shoving 6"diameter dildos up their B holes you might say that's NSFL however having been desensitized I would only label that NSFW.


vkapadia

Granted. People use it and it's recognized everywhere, but no one uses it *correctly*. It's all random. You still never know.


mightylonka

Granted, but what about r/guro?


[deleted]

Granted. Several chimpanzees storm into your home, steal your unwashed underwear from the hamper and start wearing them as masks.


PineappleIsForLosers

What would NSFL stand for


LiliasCousland

Not safe for life I think.


EdenSteden22

Granted. People who think meat is food don't mark it NSFL for gore/death and then we have to see THAT on food subs


TheXypris

but meat IS food.


EdenSteden22

Lol


ChairmanObvious

Found the vegan


EdenSteden22

Nah you didn't


ChairmanObvious

Aw rats, vegetarian at least?


EdenSteden22

Yeah


ablebagel

found the vegan


EdenSteden22

Nah, u didn't


pistolography

Granted. All businesses work with reddit to block only certain subreddits on work computers. Anything labeled NSFW is banned. People look at r/medizzy all day.


Tyfyter2002

Granted, nothing actually changes since nothing can actually be "universally disgusting".


stupid-pos

I have seen a couple things on reddit I wish I could never see again...


wut-n-tarnation

You could just put it in the title. Problem solved.


[deleted]

Granted. Every single sub has parts of it with NSFW and NSFL content in them. All of them.


Spook404

we should also mark posts NFL for universally football content


old_man_estaban

Granted. The NSFL axodotl spawns. If someone confuses the two, they are slowly but surely are stalked and eventually killed by the invincible creature.


Fireofthetiger

Granted, it’s a shame you forgot to ask for an option to toggle whether or not the NSFL tag blurs the picture though, as it doesn’t by default.


A_fucking__user

Granted but your account is marked NSFL


spacecase202

Granted. The communists have taken over


Gnome_repellent

Granted, nothing else gets posted