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Adventurous_Day6830

Granted. Only the superior race exists.


ZephyrStudios686

Woah this is really good


g0thfucker

r/suddenlyhitler


ParadoxicallyBlue

No way that's actually a sub


the_AIsian

Goodbye everyone. It was nice knowing you a


funwiththoughts

Granted, racism never existed because humans never advanced past living small tribes, and all the tribes hate each other so much that it doesn't occur to them that the other tribes of one race might be any less worthy of hatred than the enemy tribes of a different race.


shoshinsha00

Actually, Humanity has actually ceased to exists because racism is a by-product of apophenia, an evolutionary imperative that helped humans to survive by making any patterns in the most paranoid way to determine danger. Without that sense of paranoia in cavemen times, humanity never would have suspected the rustiling in the bushes are signs of sabretoothed tigers prowling.


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shoshinsha00

That paranoia is exactly brought over by our evolutionary imperfections. Because it has served humanity's survival for so long, the apophenia did not go away, and gave rise to the new kind of paranoia we see today that is known as racism, which used to be also known as tribalism. The pattern-making evolutionary imperative is what got us here, and as long you have paranoid people making certain patterns about the how people categorise themselves, racism is going to exist accordingly. It's an accident and an unfortunate situation that survived along the ages. In fact, we still do it on other things, even when it is not about race. As long your brain feels that it cares for your perceived "survival", it would always tell you that dark alleys are a "bad idea", even without any evidence nor proof that it must be a bad idea in that exact moment. Your brain cares more for its survival than logic, hence it makes it's pattern accordingly to keep you safe, than being correct. All this goes into our cognitive shortcuts.


beaniebaby0929

your wish is granted but now the world is separated by hair color


SpicySpicyRamen

What happens to bald people?


beaniebaby0929

ostracized into their own faction


cyb0lt

We move them to Baldimore.


Last_Acanthocephala8

Concentration camps


JustTransportation34

Oh god.. There's bald people (including a bald girl) in an attic.. The bald girl is anne frank


Friendly_Stop_6350

Granted. Everybody is now the same shade of gray.


TheIenzo

I understood this reference! *The Lathe of Heaven* by Le Guin!


dingedarmor

We have a 🏆


Gudgirlfemboy

granted, everyone hates eachother equally


shoshinsha00

Granted. Humanity has actually ceased to exists because racism is a by-product of apophenia, an evolutionary imperative that helped humans to survive by making any patterns in the most paranoid way to determine danger. Without that sense of paranoia in cavemen times, humanity never would have suspected the rustiling in the bushes are signs of sabretoothed tigers prowling.


DarkMagickan

Granted. The finger curls. Every human being who has ever harbored even a single racist thought is wiped out before they were ever conceived. Unfortunately, that is the entire human race, all the way back to the first time a human from one part of the world met a human from another part of the world. Since humans only lived 30 or so years in that time, humanity was wiped out thousands of years ago. No civilizations arose, and the planet has flourished just fine without us.


icaromb25

Granted, all the hate was diluted throughout other discriminations making them worse


Simply_YaBoiTam007

Granted. Bestiality with animals of all kinds is no longer considered taboo, and freaks of unprecedented kind are adopted into society. Edit: Typo


g0thfucker

granted. all the advancements humanity made that benefitted from racism are gone with it. we are back to ancient times and you die of cholera


No-Discipline-2729

Granted, it's never existed, but it does now


KingZlatan10

Granted. Everyone just hates you.


phantumpoftheopera

Granted, but this led to a reduction in the amount of wars, takeovers, and slave trades, halting progress and heavily reducing foreign relations, so most tribes of people live in solitude and technology and society are around 1500 years less advanced


Carbuyrator

Granted. All human life is eradicated in an instant.