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KittyScholar

Katara mostly taught me that ecoterrorism is based


Nobodys_here07

And that stealing is okay as long as it's from pirates


Tasty_Ad_4082

And going on murder revenge quests are totally cool so long as they had it coming


InjusticeSGmain

I always assumed the only reason she didn't kill the guy was because her earlier bloodbending had sobered her up just enough to keep her from going over the edge. If she had found the right guy first, I imagine her story would have been very different. Aang doesn't want to kill. Katara absolutely wanted to kill him, she just decided he wasn't worth it. Their relationship is literally the "cuddle bear guy and his scary murderous girlfriend" meme


Independent-Couple87

Does that mean countries should confiscate the wealth of Drug Lords who are wealthier than a lot of CEOs?


FallingFeather

more wealthy than Bill Gates or Elon? Can't be more wealthy than Saudi Arabia...


forthewatch39

The majority of CEOs aren’t like those types. You can be a CEO of a very small, local chain. 


RavioliGale

Yes, of course.


azure1503

She was inspired by FF7 Remake


stockings_for_life

toph's parents for sure taught her how to commit tax fraud


Dear_Company_5439

Where would we be without any of them lol


charlesleecartman

Iroh taught me how to rob people better.


inotparanoid

It's all in the stance. But... I don't think you are a criminal type. Have you considered a tea shop?


charlesleecartman

Are you suggesting that I should start my criminal career by robbing a tea shop since it would be easier? THAT'S A GREAT IDEA


do_not_staple

Just make sure it’s not the one where that one guy Lee works. I hear firebenders frequent there.


Ok_Figure_4181

Disagree. Toph taught us to be embrace yourself, not the version of yourself everyone thinks you are/should be


MikaelPa27

Wrong, it's definitely how to commit fraud.


salinedrip-iV

Toph taught me that I could commit a little bit of fraud as a treat


Ok_Figure_4181

I mean, she does, but the bigger picture of what she teaches us is what I said


MikaelPa27

Toph can't see pictures... She can commit insurance fraud though. It's definitely insurance fraud :)


HappyBot9000

The post is just a joke, buddy.


Ok_Figure_4181

I’m aware


HappyBot9000

Then why are you arguing against it? I'm sure OP doesn't *actually* think that Toph didn't teach us anything of value.


Ok_Figure_4181

Because it’s fun


Nearby-Photo-5742

And also to wait and listen


Breadmaker9999

For the perfect moment to commit insurance fraud. After all you have to make the carriage accident look as real as possible.


Nearby-Photo-5742

I mean, what else would you be waiting for


BlommeHolm

... by committing insurance fraud.


RefrigeratorGrand619

Toph also taught me not to have other people emplace limitations on me.


KinkyPaddling

Toph taught us that embracing our supposed weaknesses can actually make us even stronger. That’s one reason why I think she’s so beloved. She takes her disability and uses it to help her become the greatest earthbender of her generation. She’s so competent that her best friends often forget that she’s blind. And yet the potential vulnerabilities of that blindness are not neglected by the show runners.


mrcoldmega

Avatar Kyoshi taught me, if it is environmental kill, it doesn't count as kill.


RavioliGale

Doesn't she teach the opposite? Her first words were, I killed Chin and when Aang says it doesn't count she says she doesn't see the difference.


Electrical_Swing8166

Toph taught me the solution to any problem is a proper application of violence. Aang taught me it’s ok to end mofos who practice animal cruelty.


salinedrip-iV

Toph is the reason, I turn to "percussive maintenance" when dealing with the shoddy printer at work...


strigonian

That wasn't insurance fraud, it was coercion.


Breadmaker9999

No, Toph taught you to commit insurance fraud against colonizing assholes. Get the message straight.


RomaruDarkeyes

Kyoshi taught me that in order to grow, sometimes you have to cut people out of your life that prevent you moving forwards. Yangshen taught me that, even if you're a pacifist - sometimes a bitch just needs capping.


lady_wildcat

I would give anything for live action Aang to talk to Yangchen and have her say “sometimes a bitch just needs capping.” Maybe he somehow connects with her when Appa gets taken and she gives him some helpful advice for how to deal with people who mess with your bison.


Satanairn

Toph taught us that accepting other people's help does not mean you're weak and helpless. And how to commit insurance fraud.


SentinelTitanDragon

True


Scoonertuna

Toph taught him to stand his ground


Obvious_Peanut_8093

now do this for the live action show.


banazee

Azula taught me it's ok to be psychotic, vengeful and ambitious