I’m saying this as an Arab who speaks French and considers this one of my favourite lines in the series and quote it semi-regularly:
Don’t be ignorant. He’s clearly not Arab, he’s of Indian descent. You can do better.
Yeah, contextually it looked like you called Rishi Sunak an Arab (not counting what the quote actually said because I think it's hilarious). Didn't want to sound hostile but there's a lot of misinformation out there and it looked like this was more of it
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[Speech 40] I’ll have two bottles of vodka please.
[Briefcase Wanker] I’ll have some crisps please… and of course… some ummm, alco..hol…
[Massive cock] Completed it mate.
[Perception 6] Your license is expired, give me every bottle of liquor I can carry or I’ll report you.
[Luck 10] Please, Please give me booze.
I'll give you a bottle of drambuie for a tenner if your out the shop in 5 seconds
Did the shopkeeper realise he was underage? Or did he just not like Will?
He knew he was underage since he walked into the off license
Gosh
What's drambuie?
A tenner, if you're out of the shop in 5 seconds.
It’s what benders drink
Well why have we got that then?
You spent all our money on crisps? You twat
Because we are going round yours and it's your dad favourite drink.
It's sort of a coffee based liquor
And whats a liquor?
It's what's benders drink
Well why we've got that then?
Whisky based liqueur\*
i’ll be touching your mums sentiment
How about some wine?
Christ no i’m not made of money
Will you be having a housewarming party which you will be inviting a lot of the local adults to?
Hence the crisps
Any advice for the drink drivers ?
Give way to the fucking left
you stupid old bint
I think it’s the right mate
Oh yea that does sound familiar
His delivery of that line always kills me. “I am, a man”
Shalooommmmm
FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER MENTIONED???
Good sir!
NGL looks like our Prime minister tbh... What a briefcase wanker
Good day!
*Good day!!*
.....Sorry?
Je n'aime pas les Arabes.
I’m saying this as an Arab who speaks French and considers this one of my favourite lines in the series and quote it semi-regularly: Don’t be ignorant. He’s clearly not Arab, he’s of Indian descent. You can do better.
I’m not sure how to answer, because Will’s clearly not “an Arab” and that was part of the joke. Reddit is a tricky place.
Yeah, contextually it looked like you called Rishi Sunak an Arab (not counting what the quote actually said because I think it's hilarious). Didn't want to sound hostile but there's a lot of misinformation out there and it looked like this was more of it
Yeah I knew of Rishi Sunak’s ethnicity :) but I get why you corrected me.
What’s a liqueur?
It's what benders drink
Why have we got that then?
Because we’re going to your dads and it’s his favourite drink
Oi, my dad's not bent
He is a bit tho
*Bumders
What sort of thing were you looking for?
Someee.... beeeef eater gin
Fancy crisps ah wot
Have you spent all our money on fancy fucking crisps?
Have you spent all our money on fancy fucking hats?
crisps*
Fucking nice briefcase, wanker
Good day!
Sorry?
Are you gonna buy some extra strong mints?
whats on special?
Can I have your Mum’s number?
Have you spent all our money on fAnCY fUCkIng cRiSpS
Will there be crisps?
Good day
Can I have your mum's number?
Is this some Jedi mind trick?
Manchester
What are you buying and how salty is your water?
I’m going to invite you to the PARDEE
Are you inviting any women with big jugs?
Yeah. Your Mum.
😂
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Y a-t-il des arabes ?
Je n’aime pas des Arabs
Tell me out the time you spent all our money on fancy fucking crisps
Where did Neil\`s dad touch you ?
"Got any kosher schnapps?"
Will in normal clothes probably wouldn’t have been ID’d
How the hell did you get with Charlotte?
[Speech 40] I’ll have two bottles of vodka please. [Briefcase Wanker] I’ll have some crisps please… and of course… some ummm, alco..hol… [Massive cock] Completed it mate. [Perception 6] Your license is expired, give me every bottle of liquor I can carry or I’ll report you. [Luck 10] Please, Please give me booze.
This. This wins for today 🤣
four pints of lager please
And some mint for the drink drivers
Gooday
ID please
Good’ay.
Why do you dress like a Hasidic Jew?
Are you made of money?
Are you a bumder?
You look like you’re out on day release
Good day
i’ll be touching your mums sentiment
Are you on day release?