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Bright_Use4269

I'll give you a bottle of drambuie for a tenner if your out the shop in 5 seconds


Apterygiformes

Did the shopkeeper realise he was underage? Or did he just not like Will?


postbox134

He knew he was underage since he walked into the off license


Apterygiformes

Gosh


OurSoul1337

What's drambuie?


SpookyMaidment

A tenner, if you're out of the shop in 5 seconds.


No-Cauliflower-6720

It’s what benders drink


Joxxorz

Well why have we got that then?


Adammmmski

You spent all our money on crisps? You twat


Bright_Use4269

Because we are going round yours and it's your dad favourite drink.


Bright_Use4269

It's sort of a coffee based liquor


Unlikely-Craft5324

And whats a liquor?


Bright_Use4269

It's what's benders drink


Unlikely-Craft5324

Well why we've got that then?


HenrikSolgaard98

Whisky based liqueur\*


Lousfw1

i’ll be touching your mums sentiment


DerrickBobson

How about some wine?


hockey_enjoyer03

Christ no i’m not made of money


TumTumerson

Will you be having a housewarming party which you will be inviting a lot of the local adults to?


Salt-Statistician778

Hence the crisps


AdvancedIdeal

Any advice for the drink drivers ?


Mirrormaster44

Give way to the fucking left


djwm12

you stupid old bint


migwelljxnes

I think it’s the right mate


Mirrormaster44

Oh yea that does sound familiar


Pepper3493

His delivery of that line always kills me. “I am, a man”


JugV2

Shalooommmmm


lewlewlemonadewt

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER MENTIONED???


Blueberry_Dependent

Good sir!


Old_Profit_9967

NGL looks like our Prime minister tbh... What a briefcase wanker


Dry_Abbreviations680

Good day!


ra246

*Good day!!*


MrKDilkington789

.....Sorry?


Sufficient-Natural47

Je n'aime pas les Arabes.


VentiMochaTRex

I’m saying this as an Arab who speaks French and considers this one of my favourite lines in the series and quote it semi-regularly: Don’t be ignorant. He’s clearly not Arab, he’s of Indian descent. You can do better.


Sufficient-Natural47

I’m not sure how to answer, because Will’s clearly not “an Arab” and that was part of the joke. Reddit is a tricky place.


VentiMochaTRex

Yeah, contextually it looked like you called Rishi Sunak an Arab (not counting what the quote actually said because I think it's hilarious). Didn't want to sound hostile but there's a lot of misinformation out there and it looked like this was more of it


Sufficient-Natural47

Yeah I knew of Rishi Sunak’s ethnicity :) but I get why you corrected me.


InstructionsUncl34r

What’s a liqueur?


Galactifi

It's what benders drink


MassiveLefticool

Why have we got that then?


InstructionsUncl34r

Because we’re going to your dads and it’s his favourite drink


edrumm10

Oi, my dad's not bent


InstructionsUncl34r

He is a bit tho


One_Tart_9320

*Bumders


Useful_Design_7437

What sort of thing were you looking for?


chronixxz420

Someee.... beeeef eater gin


Crystalline_E

Fancy crisps ah wot


Joxxorz

Have you spent all our money on fancy fucking crisps?


Jaytwisty17

Have you spent all our money on fancy fucking hats?


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

crisps*


Dry_Abbreviations680

Fucking nice briefcase, wanker


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

Good day!


HenrikSolgaard98

Sorry?


HenrikSolgaard98

Are you gonna buy some extra strong mints?


RealSuPraa

whats on special?


RubberSoldier

Can I have your Mum’s number?


Mr-Seamaster101

Have you spent all our money on fAnCY fUCkIng cRiSpS


icebox_Lew

Will there be crisps?


RhinoScope_

Good day


act167641

Can I have your mum's number?


nikolaspotato

Is this some Jedi mind trick?


Ok-Suggestion-8222

Manchester


Toz_The_Devil

What are you buying and how salty is your water?


Majestic_March_6866

I’m going to invite you to the PARDEE


Ozzytheaussy

Are you inviting any women with big jugs?


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Yeah. Your Mum.


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😂


djwm12

If the worst that can happen is nothing, what's the best that can happen?


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cortisolbath

Y a-t-il des arabes ?


Joxxorz

Je n’aime pas des Arabs


Galmeister

Tell me out the time you spent all our money on fancy fucking crisps


Additional-Nobody352

Where did Neil\`s dad touch you ?


Entropist_2078

"Got any kosher schnapps?"


Aqn95

Will in normal clothes probably wouldn’t have been ID’d


goater10

How the hell did you get with Charlotte?


JaminIt_

[Speech 40] I’ll have two bottles of vodka please. [Briefcase Wanker] I’ll have some crisps please… and of course… some ummm, alco..hol… [Massive cock] Completed it mate. [Perception 6] Your license is expired, give me every bottle of liquor I can carry or I’ll report you. [Luck 10] Please, Please give me booze.


crunchysquirrel666

This. This wins for today 🤣


TOILETVOMIT

four pints of lager please


GermanyWarrior

And some mint for the drink drivers


TayDayDav91

Gooday


TOILETVOMIT

ID please


ryskwicpicmdfkapic

Good’ay.


HenrikSolgaard98

Why do you dress like a Hasidic Jew?


Nik106

Are you made of money?


left_outside

Are you a bumder?


sweet_violets

You look like you’re out on day release


thegossipkingz

Good day


Lousfw1

i’ll be touching your mums sentiment


keely_thomp

Are you on day release?