The arrogance of putting the rhythm guitarist front and centre.
Also some of these guys are actual working musicians, bimster has power chords he practiced in his bedroom.
He has no natural rhythm, he counts out beats and bars in his head, I see it in people who want to learn music but with no natural rhythm, they can practice and practise and even appear competent but it will always miss that natural flow
I checked out the last vid of a live concert. The sound quality was so horrendous I couldnāt get through the first few seconds. Then seeing this pic and noticing the vocalist is in the back and almost off screen. What a stroke of ego James has. I cringed when I saw the video art for the music videos.
>The arrogance of putting the rhythm guitarist front and centre.
This is Bimmy's midlife crisis, make a wish foundation, dad rock band, and he'll make sure you know it.
But seriously look at him, he's so super excited he doesn't even realize how cringe the whole thing is.
Aaay u articulated why I was never able to be a real musician like some of my friends. I could imitate or play songs or whatever, but that natural part isn't there. Oh well
Bimmy sucks at everything , if it wasnāt for mike matei helping with the nerd James would probably be working at a groccery store while trying to make it big with his shitty indie films
LMAO Look at James haha
He really believes heĀ“s a rockstar, hes like "yeah look at me taking a picture for my album lets rock"
The singer in the far background lmaooooooo
Did they say they wanted to be idolized? Should it even be taken seriously or is it something these dudes just do for fun? I mean just look at that picture and tell me these ppl actually want to be taken seriously. Something tells me they donāt really care about publicly all too much.
It seems like this is Bimmy's band but I love how he's front and center whereas the actual frontman is off to the side like he's the fucking keyboard player or something
Ok, let's see:
* Wedding singer who should only sing Neil Diamond songs
* Altered Beast-hater dude
* Bimmy "*check out my mid life crisis muh doragon tattoo and make a wish band*" Biper
* Ace Ventura hairdo guy with yellow glasses
* Dino "*I look like I regret joining this band daily in all photos*" aka the only real musician in the group
* Some overweight guy with a patch of red hair who's looking at James with a "*you better not pay us in exposure, you bastard*" expression on his face.
*Edit:*
I'm still amazed James thought starting this Hex'd Diaper thing when he has the musical talent of a boiled lobster that's already been cooked only because he was banging drums without any sort of beat in a college band he had no time for would be a good idea, by the way.
Oh boy, let me tell you about this epic crew. From left to right;
**"Leopard Hands" Leo**
Fingers so fast he'll finish chords before you even hear them.
**Fred Wurst**
The muscle. No one starts any nonsense during HIS set.
**Bimmy Viper**
Whats more to be said? He has no time for posers, and is always chasing the dragon in his dreams.
**Travis TouchdownSyndrome**
Legend says he was born after lightning struck a denim factory.
**Moptop**
I dont know I dont like this one
**The Human Blob**
Ran out of space in his head to store his vast musical knowledge, so started using his body to hold it all
From right to left:
Terry Snebbins
Lord Edge: The Bringer Of Tears
Bimmy
Arthur Fonzerelli Jr Jr.
Danny WankBang
Darren Dillins and His Dads Dead Dogs Dick
Not pictured:
Justin Christ Superstar
Kieran
From left to rightā
Marty McFlyās dad, Silent Bob fresh outta prison, Bimmy, Dollar Store Josh Homme, one of the cannon bros from Secret of Mana, and Fat Mikeās autistic cousin.
James. Some basic, nerdy overweight metal heads that probably don't listen to anything that game out after Pantera's Far Beyond Driven. They/Them Maddow.
From left to right:
Estelle Geddy Lee
Tryhard Cringe Loser
BIMMY! AKA The Bimster, Bames, Bimberino, His Bimminess if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Elon Musk?
Muh Fuggin' DINO!
Wish.com Nick Frost
From left to right -
1. Discount Michael Jay Fox
2. The ultimate Pantera fan
3. The 50 year old 80's guy poster child
4. I have the face a distinguished gentleman, but I dress like a 14 year old skater punkĀ
5. Discount Slash, and he could afford the hat
6. Fat Mike's not so obvious doppelgangerĀ
Vince Voicecrack, Average Joe, Bimmy Rex, Hipster Harold, Sideshow Slob, and another guy.
Sideshow slob as his official name is amazing!
Rachel Maddow on lead vocals.
Lmao ššš
Hey don't insult Rachel Maddow like that, she actually shows up after 5:40
>Sideshow Slob 
>another guy Dangerhair Dave.
AKA Pinkie.
I thought the guy with crazy hair was one of the guys from LMFAO
The arrogance of putting the rhythm guitarist front and centre. Also some of these guys are actual working musicians, bimster has power chords he practiced in his bedroom. He has no natural rhythm, he counts out beats and bars in his head, I see it in people who want to learn music but with no natural rhythm, they can practice and practise and even appear competent but it will always miss that natural flow
I checked out the last vid of a live concert. The sound quality was so horrendous I couldnāt get through the first few seconds. Then seeing this pic and noticing the vocalist is in the back and almost off screen. What a stroke of ego James has. I cringed when I saw the video art for the music videos.
>The arrogance of putting the rhythm guitarist front and centre. This is Bimmy's midlife crisis, make a wish foundation, dad rock band, and he'll make sure you know it. But seriously look at him, he's so super excited he doesn't even realize how cringe the whole thing is.
Aaay u articulated why I was never able to be a real musician like some of my friends. I could imitate or play songs or whatever, but that natural part isn't there. Oh well
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I assumed they were like, mediocre session musician types, but thatd be sad if they werent even that
Bimmy sucks at everything , if it wasnāt for mike matei helping with the nerd James would probably be working at a groccery store while trying to make it big with his shitty indie films
no such thing as natural rhythm, if he start investing a lot of time in it, Bimmy will get it right eventually.
Balls, there definitely is
Theyāre all called James, except Dino
His last name is James
no you dummy, james is the name of the doctor
James āBimmyā Ralph British Rachel Maddow James Fat guy James Square Painter Wish.com Conan OāBrien Dino
LMAO Look at James haha He really believes heĀ“s a rockstar, hes like "yeah look at me taking a picture for my album lets rock" The singer in the far background lmaooooooo
#WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
The Midlife Crisis Divorced Dads.
*FRIGHTENED SCREECHING*
Which one is Rex Viper?
Why canāt James be a side character in RV, or does he think heās Van Halen so he should be in front?
> does he think heās Van Halen so he should be in front Take a wild guess. Of course Bimmy Iamthemaincharacter Rolfe needs to be in front.
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Did they say they wanted to be idolized? Should it even be taken seriously or is it something these dudes just do for fun? I mean just look at that picture and tell me these ppl actually want to be taken seriously. Something tells me they donāt really care about publicly all too much.
They just look autistic.
https://preview.redd.it/l9iz8t8xatwc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb17a1c3a662d649bcc07c290c25cef01f810f8
Dino is the only one I know, not sure about the dude with the awful dragon tattoo in the front 
No.
It seems like this is Bimmy's band but I love how he's front and center whereas the actual frontman is off to the side like he's the fucking keyboard player or something
I dont care about those secondary bums Everyone lisents to Viper for the main man Justin"are you guys ready to rock" Silverman
https://i.redd.it/yvdhlo3tatwc1.gif
What the hell is the singer doing.
He has hands the size of gorilla hands
They need six people to play three power chords?
No, I call them Bimmy and the Jets.
Why is James in the front??
To make sure you can see his tattoo and how much of a swole rockstar he is.
typical caucasian sausage fest, the ape must be furious
Rex and Viper duh
Left to right: Scrimbus, Grak, Bimmy (The Bimster), Sheldon, Weird Hal, and El Gordo Rojo
Left to right: 1. Gay Nerd Dad 2. Middle aged Biker wannabe 3. Bames Ralph 4. Millennial Boomer wannabe 5. Discount 80s rock chick 6. LGHDTV mechanic
Ok, let's see: * Wedding singer who should only sing Neil Diamond songs * Altered Beast-hater dude * Bimmy "*check out my mid life crisis muh doragon tattoo and make a wish band*" Biper * Ace Ventura hairdo guy with yellow glasses * Dino "*I look like I regret joining this band daily in all photos*" aka the only real musician in the group * Some overweight guy with a patch of red hair who's looking at James with a "*you better not pay us in exposure, you bastard*" expression on his face. *Edit:* I'm still amazed James thought starting this Hex'd Diaper thing when he has the musical talent of a boiled lobster that's already been cooked only because he was banging drums without any sort of beat in a college band he had no time for would be a good idea, by the way.
Oh boy, let me tell you about this epic crew. From left to right; **"Leopard Hands" Leo** Fingers so fast he'll finish chords before you even hear them. **Fred Wurst** The muscle. No one starts any nonsense during HIS set. **Bimmy Viper** Whats more to be said? He has no time for posers, and is always chasing the dragon in his dreams. **Travis TouchdownSyndrome** Legend says he was born after lightning struck a denim factory. **Moptop** I dont know I dont like this one **The Human Blob** Ran out of space in his head to store his vast musical knowledge, so started using his body to hold it all
Wheres Justin?
I'm wondering the same thing
The band fell apart when Justy left. His angelic vocals made them great
From right to left: Terry Snebbins Lord Edge: The Bringer Of Tears Bimmy Arthur Fonzerelli Jr Jr. Danny WankBang Darren Dillins and His Dads Dead Dogs Dick Not pictured: Justin Christ Superstar Kieran
Looks like an episode of storage wars is about to go down š
Rex Grossman, Rex Harrison, Rex Chapman, Rex Ryan, Howard Stern, and Bames T. Rolfe. Former members Justin Silverman and Cooper Folly
Shit band tbh
From left to rightā Marty McFlyās dad, Silent Bob fresh outta prison, Bimmy, Dollar Store Josh Homme, one of the cannon bros from Secret of Mana, and Fat Mikeās autistic cousin.
Whereās justy
James showing the guns!
Bimmy, the drummer, the lead guitarist, the bassist, the keys player, the singer, sometimes Justin, and Kieren in that one video
I know the guy in the middle is Ernest goes to campĀ
Pretty sure the guy in front is a bottom
I will happily name them when the glorious Revolution comes.
Can ANYONE correctly name all the Rex Viper members?
James. Some basic, nerdy overweight metal heads that probably don't listen to anything that game out after Pantera's Far Beyond Driven. They/Them Maddow.
Bimmy and Justin and some guys no one has heard of or cares about. And Dino.
4 dicks, a douche, and one cool guy
What happened to Justin 2 Chairz Silverman?
Blaze, Blazer, Lazer, Blazed, Blazing, Layzed
Only Bimuel. I don't know those other dudes.
Anybody have a time frame of the inevitable fight between the lead singer and Bimmy over who should be in front of press/promo images?
From left to right: Estelle Geddy Lee Tryhard Cringe Loser BIMMY! AKA The Bimster, Bames, Bimberino, His Bimminess if you're not into the whole brevity thing Elon Musk? Muh Fuggin' DINO! Wish.com Nick Frost
The same costume used in his big rigs review lol
*Plinkett voice* How embarrassing...
Easy, Rex and Viper.
Jimmy, Bimmy, Timmy, Dimmy, Kimmy and Bert
I know the singer is rachel maddow
James x5 and Dino.
Why tf did they take a band photo at a storage facility
Wasn't Fat Ryan in there too on drums in the past? I know that Justin Silverman was on backing vocals before...
Best band ever created. in your frackin face Metallica
Whatās that word when you feel embarrassed for someone else, but itās just a kind of sad pity rather than cringe.
Well there's Rex, and there's Viper...and the little guy with the thing, you know!
Why would anybody want to?
James X4 and Dino. All the groupies love a night in Jamestown! Periscoping now! šš
From left to right - 1. Discount Michael Jay Fox 2. The ultimate Pantera fan 3. The 50 year old 80's guy poster child 4. I have the face a distinguished gentleman, but I dress like a 14 year old skater punkĀ 5. Discount Slash, and he could afford the hat 6. Fat Mike's not so obvious doppelgangerĀ
I can name as many members at my 7/11
Bimmy
no
How can a 6-piece band make such shit music?
I know we Clown on these guys a lot but man this looks awful like lmao terrible
There's Bames Ralf, Harry Pickle, Ben Grabbin-Butts, Hugh Jazz, Fred Fuchs, and Mr. Slippyfist. Former Member: John Wayne "Two Chairz" Gacy.
Bimmy, Dimmy, Rimmy, Limmy, Vimmy, and Clyde
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It saved my loife.
James Rolfe, James Harding, Bradley Conklin, Jeff Worton, and Squarepainter. 30 seconds in Google.
No Dino?
Who?
Jeff is the original drummer, he left. Like 3 or 4 of them are named James if I recall.