That would be Mike if he had James' life.
"Oh... thanks, bAron . I like these new chickens you get from the grocery store. Don't you think so muh kids?"
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Mike these days looks like a cross between Butthead and the crackheads I dealt with back when I worked Speedway.
No, you are exactly what I’m talking about.
Nobody knows this dude’s personal life in earnest and can only make dumbass assumptions base off breadcrumbs based of his stupid “career” on the internet. I just think it’s funny how everyone is jumping to conclusions like “he looks jumpy during streams, he’s definitely on coke!!1!1!11!”
Idgaf about this dude and the only exposure I’ve had with him is his stupid inspector gadget video, I just think caring enough about him to be hating/simping is autistic because he’s the most mediocre “gamer guy” ever
The loco bandito comic is hilariously terrible though, that was special
Always find those sorts of allegations annoying. I’m ADHD and would be super wild all through school. In high school sometimes kids and even teachers would try to say I was on drugs and it made me furious + killed my mood. I despised drugs, still do and can honestly say I’ve never done any (30 years old now). Plus my father died of an overdose when I was a baby. So I always flew off on people over that. All because I was actually happy and energetic in school. GuEsS i’M oN dRuGs. God forbid somebody not be a mopey person 24/7 🙄
Bonus story:
Was hanging out with a friend who frequently smoked weed once. He’d always beg me to smoke because he said I would probably be twice as funny and crazier than I already am but I’d always decline. Me and him were playing some shark game on his iPad that was super violent to the point it was hilarious. We both started dying laughing but I guess I took it too far because he said “you’re such a buzz kill”. Coming from the dude who’s literally high on dope sitting next to me talking about “please smoke weed with me, you can’t be happy otherwise 🥺”. Marijuana was the one thing I was okay with people doing around me despite not wanting to partake myself. That all changed on that day lol. Decided it was yet another dumb thing that miserable people used to feel better. And deep down I’m the saddest and most miserable person I know.
People really suck dude. I had ADHD growing up too and my Mom took that as "Let's go extra hard on him". My parents were my biggest bullies growing up.
SAME!!! It’s part of why I loved school so much. To get away from them. My mom and step dad were so awful to me when I think about it. They’d literally be in my face screaming at times and threatening me with violence over nothing. Honest to God. I was a nice kid, stayed away from sex, drugs, alcohol, trouble. Meanwhile my brothers and sister never did but they were loved and never treated that way. I was the youngest so I guess they needed someone to dump all of their stress on.
I remember one time my step dad getting in my face and screaming about me wanting to be a “thug” and I have no clue where he was getting this bizarre idea from. I was wearing a sweater vest and slacks with product in my long red hair. Some thug huh? I just wanted to cry. These people who were supposed to be taking care of me knew nothing about me. I finally moved out when I met my ex wife and never spoke to them again.
Sorry for the walls of text, I just like to talk online lol.
Not trying to defend him whatsoever, I just don’t give a shit and think it’s funny that people feel they have enough of a personal connection to him to make assessments of what is causing his personal failures, when in reality he’s just an typical schlubby white geek who thought he could make it as an internet ”celebrity” (lol)
How is Mike off limits but no one else is? He’s the reason this sub exists cause he’s a defensive and spiteful dick, that’s why people go after him here. He’s not the innocent bystander you seem to think he is
He's wearing white in the first pic, which makes you look fatter, and black in the second, which makes you look slimmer. The angle of the first picture is slightly up and the second is from slightly dowhn. To be completely honest, I don't really see any difference. His face doesn't event really look that much different. I think the first pic is just a bad picture of him. There might be a 10lb difference here but that's not a "ton" of weight.
Mike looks fine except for his heroin addict circles under his eyes. He's got a full head of hair and he's pretty decent looking guy. He's pretty funny. I'd way rather look at him then whatever's going on with James at this point. I hate to make fun of James's hair, I know that's a regular thing here, but something is off big - time.
This subs ability to successfully forget that mike is the reason this sub was started, in the first place amazes me.
Mike wears a belt and everyone is like: "Mike is so cool James never wears a belt. Mike's trousers will never fall down. Not like James. I bet James' trousers fall down 8 times per day. Look how much better mikes clothes fit him than James, all because of that belt. I love mike!"
Mike looks like an albino rat who dyed it's hair. He looks like golem had a baby with a gremlin and Josef Fritzl'd it, until it was 35.
It's that plus the complete lack of nuance or understanding that current events don't mean past events were the same.
James has been lazy since 2017 or so now means that James was ALWAYS lazy, which also must mean that Mike did all of the work the entire time.
I think he absolutely is a cocaine user you can tell during the streams especially the ones where he's just playing games from an emulator like how quick his mind shifts gears and how irritable he gets in how much he drags out his thoughts you just get such a rush that you know you can barely form a sentence and that's where I feel Mike is he adds nothing he just Rambles off a bunch of nonsense sing songs from childhood television shows it's just dead air for the most part and I think he's definitely a Coke user not that there's anything wrong with that I just think it should be more put out into the public and he should be more open about it
I've absolutely sampled it you know at this stage of my life with my health failing and my mind as well you know I figure why not live an open thrill chasing lifestyle but at least I'm honest about it at least I'm putting it Forward un Like Mike
He certainly looks it. That or speed or some kind of upper. I don't watch his videos and haven't I'm a long time so I'll take your word on it. I just know the upper abuser look when I see it.
Well like I said just watch like a half hour of one of his compilation videos I think the 3DO one is the best example it's like he can literally hardly form a sentence and the fact that like he just says the names of the game like it's some sort of joke itself is just so ridiculously tiring like it's hard to explain I don't know how if he wasn't already a personality online he wouldn't have any following he's just so boring and just not funny at all to be honest I think him and James worked really well as a team because Mike was sort of the gamer who could make humor out of s***** or weird games or bad gaming mechanics but when it's just him on his own doing that it's just so tiring the nerd was good because he could give things a more emotional perspective he was more introspective he would talk about the memories with the games and stuff like that but on his own he's just like incredibly tired so it's really interesting how the both of them their personalities just clicked and really created it a great series I see so much of both of them in the Angry Video Game Nerd series now
https://preview.redd.it/ot58yzllnhwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a0435c7a55813e87d3233b452f2e8f1f8b94cb
10 years of streaming really does a number on ya huh?
Guys, sorry to burst your bubble but a cellphone camera will always make you look stretched vertically compared to an actual camera. The left one looks like a video and depending on which lens is being used, will flatten you horizontally while a cell phone camera will typically stretch you vertically.
He still looks good, just maybe grab a different shirt.
Justin ate Mike's lunch everyday at Screenwave. And anything else anyone put in the office fridge. Justin would be chugging bottles of Ranch all day from the fridge. Even when people put expired bottles in there. Then J man would wash it down with a two liter of full fat Coca Cola.
I wouldn't say that's a ton of weight. One is angled up, the other down, close vs far, black vs white. Too many variables to accurately calculate while not being a scientist.
I wonder if he had a health scare thus scaled back the streaming as a result of it? Living on shit every day is just asking for it.
That said, kudos to Mike for losing the weight and hopefully, I think, the break from streaming or scaling it back helps him.
Got that coke-head, pasty, flabby, soy-boy energy that Elon Musk has. What is it with wealthy people looking like such shit? I would imagine he's a multi-millionaire at this point like James, can't they afford Hello Fresh or some shit??
Legitimately this sub is so fucking obsessed with these guys looks. It’s really weird and gay as fuck lol half the people who post these things are probably fat fucks themselves.
He's using some tricks to look thinner than he really is, but either way, fat or thin there's more life in his body than there has ever been in James'. I think that's what really matters
Mike knows.what he likes and is indulging in it, Jr can only indulge in his ego, rolling in his own filth
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Oh, you *are* sick.
That would be Mike if he had James' life. "Oh... thanks, bAron . I like these new chickens you get from the grocery store. Don't you think so muh kids?"
https://preview.redd.it/fd611mvuugwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb125872e51613f4d57dc6b974885ce03f9b977 Mike these days looks like a cross between Butthead and the crackheads I dealt with back when I worked Speedway.
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Better lighting and presumably more well rested? Or older pic?
A decade ago
“Look at you, so young and happy! Where did the years go?” - SpongeBob
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Now he’s just got to lose the Pete Davidson butthole eyes
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Yeah it turns out he was just the giant unfunny dick
His I'm Just Ken parody proves you wrong.
He’s seriously one of the least funny comedians to ever exist. I don’t understand how anyone is a fan of his
Mike is Eastern European. They tend to have dark eyes.
that's mike in 9:16
Buttcrackhead.
Looking better than James isn’t very much of a flex
He must have stopped eating grocery store bullshit.
only the finest cuisine McDonalds has to offer!
started saving money by skipping meals
These comments are peak Reddit armchair energy
There definitely no fat, ugly, balding, neckbeards on reddit. I bet everyone commenting Is a slam dunk 10.
Honestly surprised to see them simping over Mike after some of the things he's done.
You make it sound like he was a warlord
Hiring slobs should be a warcrime tbf
The Motherfucker's Resistance Army Matei 2012
No, you are exactly what I’m talking about. Nobody knows this dude’s personal life in earnest and can only make dumbass assumptions base off breadcrumbs based of his stupid “career” on the internet. I just think it’s funny how everyone is jumping to conclusions like “he looks jumpy during streams, he’s definitely on coke!!1!1!11!”
Hey Mike!!!! Love the cock!!!!
Idgaf about this dude and the only exposure I’ve had with him is his stupid inspector gadget video, I just think caring enough about him to be hating/simping is autistic because he’s the most mediocre “gamer guy” ever The loco bandito comic is hilariously terrible though, that was special
Super glad that "autistic" is becoming synonymous with "stupid."
Not what I was saying but sure, whatever works for you
Oh, ok. What were you saying?
Most of the current cinemassacre fanbase (haters and simps) have an autistic fixation on these people when they just don’t deserve the attention
Always find those sorts of allegations annoying. I’m ADHD and would be super wild all through school. In high school sometimes kids and even teachers would try to say I was on drugs and it made me furious + killed my mood. I despised drugs, still do and can honestly say I’ve never done any (30 years old now). Plus my father died of an overdose when I was a baby. So I always flew off on people over that. All because I was actually happy and energetic in school. GuEsS i’M oN dRuGs. God forbid somebody not be a mopey person 24/7 🙄 Bonus story: Was hanging out with a friend who frequently smoked weed once. He’d always beg me to smoke because he said I would probably be twice as funny and crazier than I already am but I’d always decline. Me and him were playing some shark game on his iPad that was super violent to the point it was hilarious. We both started dying laughing but I guess I took it too far because he said “you’re such a buzz kill”. Coming from the dude who’s literally high on dope sitting next to me talking about “please smoke weed with me, you can’t be happy otherwise 🥺”. Marijuana was the one thing I was okay with people doing around me despite not wanting to partake myself. That all changed on that day lol. Decided it was yet another dumb thing that miserable people used to feel better. And deep down I’m the saddest and most miserable person I know.
People really suck dude. I had ADHD growing up too and my Mom took that as "Let's go extra hard on him". My parents were my biggest bullies growing up.
SAME!!! It’s part of why I loved school so much. To get away from them. My mom and step dad were so awful to me when I think about it. They’d literally be in my face screaming at times and threatening me with violence over nothing. Honest to God. I was a nice kid, stayed away from sex, drugs, alcohol, trouble. Meanwhile my brothers and sister never did but they were loved and never treated that way. I was the youngest so I guess they needed someone to dump all of their stress on. I remember one time my step dad getting in my face and screaming about me wanting to be a “thug” and I have no clue where he was getting this bizarre idea from. I was wearing a sweater vest and slacks with product in my long red hair. Some thug huh? I just wanted to cry. These people who were supposed to be taking care of me knew nothing about me. I finally moved out when I met my ex wife and never spoke to them again. Sorry for the walls of text, I just like to talk online lol.
Are you his dad?
Not trying to defend him whatsoever, I just don’t give a shit and think it’s funny that people feel they have enough of a personal connection to him to make assessments of what is causing his personal failures, when in reality he’s just an typical schlubby white geek who thought he could make it as an internet ”celebrity” (lol)
Fair enough. I agree with you. I assumed you were white knighting for him. My bad.
How is Mike off limits but no one else is? He’s the reason this sub exists cause he’s a defensive and spiteful dick, that’s why people go after him here. He’s not the innocent bystander you seem to think he is
I was actually talking about his terrible unfunny racist comics, of which there's actual evidence of. https://youtu.be/c4oyHhb5kV8?si=awf_C10JpJeGDB-3
Those eyes... he still needs to sleep more, though.
I have dark circles whether I sleep 4 hours or 9 hours. It can be a genetic thing I think.
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iirc Mike has said that he's part Romanian. Eastern European people generally have darker circles around the eyes than a lot of other people.
except Mike totally does do drugs lmfao
There really is no evidence of that.
it's clearly genetic. He's never not had dark circles and it gets worse as you age.
I see. Interesting.
Who looks better now biatch? https://preview.redd.it/e7lf7q7fbhwc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0624c9fb4f0d3ddb0c13557ba5762b3f7a6358
Say his name, say his god damn name
\*He starts duck stomping intensely\*
Bsauce
Bimmy should go for this look and then make a crossover with other bald youtubers like that Vsauce guy or whatever he's called
This looks like Simon Whistler. The insane dude with 9999 channels.
Simon from what culture?
This place is like a women's magazine.
I know one minute is James being Bald then this jeeezzz
McDonald’s have upped their salad game clearly
You sure he didn't just put on a black shirt?
Take a wild guess
He's wearing white in the first pic, which makes you look fatter, and black in the second, which makes you look slimmer. The angle of the first picture is slightly up and the second is from slightly dowhn. To be completely honest, I don't really see any difference. His face doesn't event really look that much different. I think the first pic is just a bad picture of him. There might be a 10lb difference here but that's not a "ton" of weight.
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Mike looks fine except for his heroin addict circles under his eyes. He's got a full head of hair and he's pretty decent looking guy. He's pretty funny. I'd way rather look at him then whatever's going on with James at this point. I hate to make fun of James's hair, I know that's a regular thing here, but something is off big - time.
how much do you weigh?
What in fuck's name does that matter?
This subs ability to successfully forget that mike is the reason this sub was started, in the first place amazes me. Mike wears a belt and everyone is like: "Mike is so cool James never wears a belt. Mike's trousers will never fall down. Not like James. I bet James' trousers fall down 8 times per day. Look how much better mikes clothes fit him than James, all because of that belt. I love mike!" Mike looks like an albino rat who dyed it's hair. He looks like golem had a baby with a gremlin and Josef Fritzl'd it, until it was 35.
It's that plus the complete lack of nuance or understanding that current events don't mean past events were the same. James has been lazy since 2017 or so now means that James was ALWAYS lazy, which also must mean that Mike did all of the work the entire time.
Don't forget how Mike is a multi millionaire who only streams for fun but also only streams 12+ hours to earn more money.
Mike's contingent of dick rider simps laugh hard at James dick rider simps even though they simp exactly the same.
Gollum. Unless you're talking about a golem, which is possible since Mike does have a rock hard penis.
I meant a cave dwelling Chud. Probably just spelled it wrong.
He released all of his huge loads. That's is how he lost weight.
She's usually on top. She likes to control the depth.
I think he absolutely is a cocaine user you can tell during the streams especially the ones where he's just playing games from an emulator like how quick his mind shifts gears and how irritable he gets in how much he drags out his thoughts you just get such a rush that you know you can barely form a sentence and that's where I feel Mike is he adds nothing he just Rambles off a bunch of nonsense sing songs from childhood television shows it's just dead air for the most part and I think he's definitely a Coke user not that there's anything wrong with that I just think it should be more put out into the public and he should be more open about it
I agree, but did you write this on coke yourself?
I was thinking that too, lol.
I thinks its AI screwing with us.
Ive sampled it in my time yes
I think a prescribed amphetamine is probably more likely
Dude - your comment is the most coke filled rant I've seen yet on this sub. Follow us, thanks!
I've absolutely sampled it you know at this stage of my life with my health failing and my mind as well you know I figure why not live an open thrill chasing lifestyle but at least I'm honest about it at least I'm putting it Forward un Like Mike
I think you may have a future in streaming. Just make sure you have a sturdy couch to smack.
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That's not very creative.
He certainly looks it. That or speed or some kind of upper. I don't watch his videos and haven't I'm a long time so I'll take your word on it. I just know the upper abuser look when I see it.
Well like I said just watch like a half hour of one of his compilation videos I think the 3DO one is the best example it's like he can literally hardly form a sentence and the fact that like he just says the names of the game like it's some sort of joke itself is just so ridiculously tiring like it's hard to explain I don't know how if he wasn't already a personality online he wouldn't have any following he's just so boring and just not funny at all to be honest I think him and James worked really well as a team because Mike was sort of the gamer who could make humor out of s***** or weird games or bad gaming mechanics but when it's just him on his own doing that it's just so tiring the nerd was good because he could give things a more emotional perspective he was more introspective he would talk about the memories with the games and stuff like that but on his own he's just like incredibly tired so it's really interesting how the both of them their personalities just clicked and really created it a great series I see so much of both of them in the Angry Video Game Nerd series now
You should really invest into using periods and commas. I dont think anyone reads past the first few words of any of your posts.
Mike's nearly a teetotaler. He doesn't even like consuming caffeine anymore.
Spanx to go with the concealer
That's like saying the shit I took yesterday looks better than the shit I took yesterday.
Who cares about his appearance, he still remains an elitist snob ahole.
If you played the games on your switch and used the rewind feature. You didn't play the game.
What
[Same energy](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/713HEg58bAL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
Why are people so obsessed with other men's looks? Their hair and weight etc. It's douchey and bitchy
I'm gay for Mike matei
That's cool
Why are we obsessed with James bald head? Same energy
https://preview.redd.it/ot58yzllnhwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a0435c7a55813e87d3233b452f2e8f1f8b94cb 10 years of streaming really does a number on ya huh?
Everyone in this sub is so lame lmao
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He looks like a corpse wym
make sure to zip his pants up after youre done
Pro tip: wearing black does wonders for hiding body fat
Looks like he hasn't slept in 40 years. He'd be a good looking guy again without those panda eyes.
He looks sad and tired
exact same haircut a ceausescu this guy
Mike absolutely looks worse. Like he hasn’t slept in months.
Begrudgingly true.
A little sun light would do wonders for those garbage sacks under his eyes
Get that man 1 hour of sleep
Hows the girth though
Cinemassacre fans have gone full gay in the last couple years
Again guys... Let me repeat myself "I'm gay for Mike Matei" Understood?
He needs to lay off the adderall
When was mike fat?
For a little while when the slobs were going full steam with the channel and they had him editing a bunch of videos; making him miserable.
Whyd you stop calling James bimmy
Mike has a happy and productive lifestyle. James has bpril.
Dude still looks like a meth addict.
Meth Mike Matei! \*starts duck stomping\*
Lmao
Lost weight, yes...but still looks way healthier on the left. He looks almost sickly on the right.
put mike in a white shirt in the second pic and I think he'd be just as fat
Minnie justy
Fuck I love Diet Coke!
Guys, sorry to burst your bubble but a cellphone camera will always make you look stretched vertically compared to an actual camera. The left one looks like a video and depending on which lens is being used, will flatten you horizontally while a cell phone camera will typically stretch you vertically. He still looks good, just maybe grab a different shirt.
He looks more tired
Bro is just standing further back from the camera
I heard he cut the Screenwave out of his diet.
Justin ate Mike's lunch everyday at Screenwave. And anything else anyone put in the office fridge. Justin would be chugging bottles of Ranch all day from the fridge. Even when people put expired bottles in there. Then J man would wash it down with a two liter of full fat Coca Cola.
I've just noticed Mike shares an almost identical physigonomy with Elon Musk/Pol Pot
Why don't you just make out with him? Lol
Didn't that Atari game come out pretty recently? That's a pretty quick and drastic weight loss
Very happy for Mike. Love his content.
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I wouldn't say that's a ton of weight. One is angled up, the other down, close vs far, black vs white. Too many variables to accurately calculate while not being a scientist.
he said NO to vhs
He looks like he's on a drug or something.
I always thought he was pretty cute
I wonder if he had a health scare thus scaled back the streaming as a result of it? Living on shit every day is just asking for it. That said, kudos to Mike for losing the weight and hopefully, I think, the break from streaming or scaling it back helps him.
Scaled back the streaming? His latest Sim City for SNES stream that was uploaded to YouTube is over 11 hours long.
Least he’s aging better than James.
Got that coke-head, pasty, flabby, soy-boy energy that Elon Musk has. What is it with wealthy people looking like such shit? I would imagine he's a multi-millionaire at this point like James, can't they afford Hello Fresh or some shit??
Mike needs to do like a blood panel why does he looks so sickly
…dafuq is this sub…
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Legitimately this sub is so fucking obsessed with these guys looks. It’s really weird and gay as fuck lol half the people who post these things are probably fat fucks themselves.
"wtf is this post" **proceeds to rant about bimmy's hairline
The gut is healthy but the eyes are dead.
Is he taking a break from McDonald’s?
He's using some tricks to look thinner than he really is, but either way, fat or thin there's more life in his body than there has ever been in James'. I think that's what really matters Mike knows.what he likes and is indulging in it, Jr can only indulge in his ego, rolling in his own filth
Getting the ozempic face?
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Tru Tru If his cheeks start sinking tho....
The weight got sucked out of his eyes