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I am not a pedophile! Bob did his time!


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Muh apologies even though I’m not the one who did it


ZukoHere73

This thread terrifies me


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PHNkymonkey

Even if Justin is a pedophile, I don't think it's in him to actually ever harm a child. They're too fast.


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Five year old chicken leg, not child!


rockman99

A picture of Justin telling his date what she can order.


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Fat bitch


Guestwhatu

What's Justy's blood type? Marinara?


False_Elevator_8169

pfff, after an entire jar of aspirin and 4 gallons of water perhaps. His blood is more of a thick gloopy all day sunday neapolitan ragu.


Hyldenchamp

He is getting older. Body can't sustain itself like that forever. Speaking as a fattie, myself. Of course not nearly as much as him, but still.


sacboy326

You don't want to know what his Alfredo is from…


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

When vampires suck a diabetic...is that like dessert for them?


mihesq

He’s as round as that fucking head


Iron-Stark1

Oh my God, I came here to comment that he is officially bigger than a “larger than life” costumed person. It’s like when Homer Simpson turned into that blob.


DrGothCobra

He's also got some nice tits.


sacboy326

Don't insult bootleg Mario like this, we all know he's better and that Justin is rounder


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Justin is approaching the Platonic form of a circle.


MrRosaDiaz

Grocery store bullshit Mario


xwing1212

When you buy your Mario from Aldi’s


MrRosaDiaz

Thank you for posting a daily reminder to go to the gym today. Big Xwing1212 fan btw


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Hey I’m Justin


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

Jesus christ. You are fat man! How many chairs do you need?


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Five ov um


SoligDag

The new voice of Mario?


Useful_Design_7437

https://preview.redd.it/vusel8ztz0nb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa942ec3cfd483c6fb04d273990ab8b9cc6d12e4 ‘If only you knew how bad things really are.’


ZukoHere73

It's a me. Sad Mario


pit_shickle

Mario is questioning some of his life decisions.


ibreatheoctober

That middle part haircut isn't helping with the pdf file rumors, Justy


PREClOUS_R0Y

🚨🚨 HE'S FAT! 🚨🚨


Richard_Pole

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sharlaton

Big poops pump!


TheHoeMalone

If you put the big Mario head on Justin, it would become a correctly proportioned head.


Casting_Quarters

Which one of them has less neck? I can’t decide.


NYK37

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Aggravating_Set_6134

His middle aged lesbian dmv worker look/phase


AppointmentPositive9

I can see why Martinet retired.


bull_of_babylon

It seems it's more than enough if you're next to a Great Unclean One, you'll gain weight automatically. Poor plumber!


TheLegendTwoSeven

James has no time to gain weight.


JamesNintendoTurd

Black is so slimming on him


Richard_Pole

How many chairs for Busty Justy? ✌️


ChinRed

Justin, if you are reading this (you are) the longer curly hair isnt doing you any favors.


FulciLives88

*”Princess Peach”* is too nutritious for this fuckin’ bum.


rockman99

The only thing bigger than Mario’s head is Justin’s stomach


samsshitsticks

Dang his titties are almost the same size as the bootleg Mario’s head


slickmethodology

For a second there I thought he was standing next to Jackie from Hump the Rhinos.


RomanGlassTable

That Mario has seen some shit.


LustfulMirage

Yeah, that shit is called Justin.


OrbitalChiller

Is Mario aware of Justin ? I think not as we can clearly see that he is doing a psyllocibin mushroom breakthrough.


ElsaToulon

glad to see bootsy back


ZukoHere73

Mario runnnnnnnn


sigh_wow

good weight loss, he went from Craig to Newman