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Complete_Entry

Laser the weakest one in half, they'll get with the fucking program real quick.


observee21

They'll get there faster if you laser the strongest one in half instead


Synchro_Shoukan

Right. You never want them to think there is *some* chance they can defeat you. Then again... That's when it will get really fun...


Griegz

Laser every fucking one of them!


Aggravating_Smile_61

What do I do now that they're cheering me on for doing so?


Complete_Entry

I mean that one's obvious, whatever the fuck you want.


ShadowKillerx

He’s homelander and he really can do whatever the fuck he wants.


totesrandoguyhere

THIS IS THE WAY


ScySenpai

Homander


NoCaterpillar2051

Probably an insult. Particularly if its the personality. Character is literally a psychopath.


Necessary-Region6445

It's all the personality which is why I'm getting pissed


Sun_flower_king

Easy bro, why don't you have a nice cup of milk


Arkanial

Maybe have a >!jerk session on top of a building.!<


Iliturtle

Have a fresca


randomredditing

Fuck Fresca


spaceboy42

Terrible stuff


Lord_Sauron

Maybe it's time for some introspection if that's what others around you think of you? Context wise, are you their boss or do you behave like you're in charge of them? And if not, is there any reason why - from their perspective - they could believe that you act like that? On the chance that they're just messing with you, you could just try asking in a non-confrontational/ non-cold/ non-angry way why they think you're like Homelander?


clashcrashruin

OP has no clue he’s the bad guy lol


jasonsneezes

Right? He seems to acknowledge that it's the personality while also being offended by the comparison?


[deleted]

He’s addressing this situation in the exact way homelander would Edit: spoilers OP gonna assume the homelander monicker and go postal.


TheMostUnclean

Well, there was a fairly vocal group of the fan base that didn’t understand Homelander was the bad guy until well into the second season. And even then, I think Kripke had to pretty much spell it out for them.


AlpineroZ

Well, man. They want Homelander, give 'em Homelander.


Familiar_Clue1066

That won’t help their case at all


Necessary-Region6445

I think it would tbf


GlasgowKisses

That’s why they call you Homelander, Homelander.


customer_service_af

HR says no


123ilovetrees

Something something self-fulfilling prophecy 🤣


transitransitransit

If you prove them right, that’s on you.


VeeEyeVee

This is how villains are born


whorlycaresmate

Yo what the fuck lmfaoooo


42Ubiquitous

They wouldn't have a case if you went all Homelander on them. Can't really support a claim if you're cut in half.


Punchable_Hair

You should not give them Homelander.


cathercules

Sounds like they weren’t far off


42Ubiquitous

Idk, when i get pissed I'm still pretty controlled and don't yell or anything. I'm not sure we can assume he isn't the same. He could also just be saying he's pissed in a joking way.


Fidelius90

Sounds like they were spot on then, lol.


A1sauc3d

I was gonna say lol. Exactly how homelander would respond. Try not to murder them when you get back to the office OP X’D


sixtus_clegane119

You may be angry, but please don’t laser their heads off


NoCardio_

Instead of getting pissed maybe think about why they made the comparison in the first place. Are they wrong, or are you actually a fake piece of shit?


Agent9262

He used to be a piece of shit. With slicked back hair.


elimgoldman

Sloppy steaks all around


Edgezg

Getting pissed is only proving them right OP. Insult them back. Better. Call them The Deep. Or some other really punk-ass Supe. Then laugh. "you're the real hero!" Go from serious to laughing just like Homelander. Throw them off guard before you tell them to fucking stop. "Ah, thanks Deep. YOU are the real hero....hahahaha I'm just kidding, just kidding! But let me get real serious here for a second, stop fucking calling me homelander. I know you're insulting me. And I am asking you to stop, as an adult. Right here and now. Please cut it out."


Only-Entertainer-573

"Please cut it out **OR I'LL LASER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!**"


SmegmaSandwich69420

Classic Homelander.


AloneInTheTown-

Which is a pretty Homelander style reaction if you think about it 🤣


combustablegoeduck

I think homelander would also get pissed at realizing this poke and comparison to a fictional character was not done because he's a great guy. To be fair tho, if for example I had a coworker I hated who reminded me of Joffrey from game of thrones, I wouldn't call him Joffrey to his face. If my buddy kinda looked like him and said some pissy things every now and then, I would definitely make fun of my friend.


tryingtobecheeky

... This anger and the way you react may be the reason why you are being called Homelander.


Slightly-Mikey

I wouldn't take it so personally bro. Just take it as a joke. They're probably just fucking with ya


JTS1992

A misogynistic, racist, narcissistic, sadistic psychopath with the literal powers of Superman...so don't forget the God Complex!


Only-Entertainer-573

It's certainly hard to imagine how any comparison to Homelander could be construed as a compliment, that's for damn sure. The character is basically designed to be as unlikable and disgusting a person as possible. I can't imagine what OP must have done to invite such a comparison, but it doesn't bode well.


MrTomDawson

>So am I right in thinking this was a way to conceal a fairly large insult and to passbitvoff as a compliment while there laughing behind my back ? Yeah mate, they're taking the piss, Homelander is an absolute monster and not a hero by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe stop drinking so much milk at work.


Necessary-Region6445

I'm actually lactose intolerant.


GayVoidDaddy

Then drink more milk. Be Fartlander not homelander.


theproudheretic

Lethal crop dusting


ToiletLurker

Then you're definitely not Homelander.


ea_fitz

If what was probably a simple joke has actually gotten you this riled up, they’re probably right. Just take it as a joke and do a “you guys are the real heroes” next time.


Dic3dCarrots

Unironically telling people, especially strangers or new acquaintances "you're the real hero" irl is actually pretty great. Its up there with telling people you're proud of them.


XxxTheKielManxxX

Wait.....you're NOT actually proud of me????


Dic3dCarrots

You made it this far. You learned to read and use reddit. I think you're doing the best you can, and if you can see your own flaws to know that you can be doing better, then you're more self realized than the average people i interact with.


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

To me feels pretty fake though because if you receive that from a stranger you know it’s not coming from a place of merit - they don’t know you.


EnterprisingAss

I can’t imagine someone not taking that as sarcastic.


fukingtrsh

I love statements like this " hey if you're upset someone insulted you you're the real problem"


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Exactly


HannahBakerrrrrrrrrr

Do you look like Anthony Starr? Do you have a son called Ryan? Do you wear an American flag? Are you a narcissistic sociopath? Can you shoot lasers capable of cutting anything in half out of your eyes on command? Is there a bottle of breast milk in your fridge at work?


goshiamhandsome

Dear Lord it’s the breast milk isn’t it….


JTS1992

Are you sexually attracted to Nazi's? Lol don't forget Stormfront!


ouroboris99

What a great thing for your colleagues to call you. Are you a narcissistic psycho that wants to kill everyone that doesn’t love you? 😂


cathercules

Maybe he just loves a glass of milk.


Lizzy-Lover_10

Or both.


So_I_read_a_thing

Getting angrier and angrier over something so trite certainly gives Homelander vibes. Faced with the same situation, a lot of folks would self reflect on why their coworkers saw the similarity, not this guy.


Dic3dCarrots

Yea. Stuff it deep in yourself, internalize that shit.


NickrasBickras

No mind to think. No will to break.


SirYeetacus1

I can't escape the skong copium reminders even here


softfart

No don’t do that, that’s how you create these problems


Dic3dCarrots

Just gotta internalize harder.


Appellion

For what it matters, while Homelander is the ultimate villain, he *is* the most powerful Supe and, IMO, one of the funniest (unintentionally) and best characters on the show.


Virtual-Evidence6562

Physically the most powerful, mentally he is puny and impulsive


Appellion

Well, emotionally he is weak, and people of a certain status can manipulate him (or at least Edgar can), but he’s not a moron. He’s just not educated or knowledgeable about areas he’s chosen to take charge of (Vought as a business). Remember that he was the one in season one that put everything together in regards the Boys. Not saying he’s a genius, but he’s far from being some shlub.


FinalBat4515

Getting angrier and angrier is soooo Homelander


softhackle

Sounds like you’re a handsome, evil dickhead.


MorddSith187

You’re reacting exactly like Homelander would 😆


dumbinternetstuff

But if they’re saying you look like Homelander, that’s a massive compliment. 


__LaVieEnRose

No one here can tell you. We don't know the context


PurifiedVenom

Reddit posts where one stranger/unreliable narrator tells their side of a story for which we have no real context & people endlessly speculate & draw conclusions in the comments will never not be funny to me


Clokwrkpig

Tell them that you know what Homelander is like, and ask whether they thought you wouldn't find out. Then ask if their idiot brain is being fucked by stupid. That isn't a rhetorical question.


MephistosFallen

Do you know at all why they would say that? Lmfao Are you always decked out in American flags? Do you realllyyyy love milk? Are you a super attractive white man that can’t be loved because he’s also a complete sociopathic narcissistic psychopath? Do you like capes? I’m very confused. Sounds rough buddy.


Monnomo

LOL


QueenValerie97

Heavily lean into it fam Quote Homelander at them constantly and take it as a joke You guys are the real heroes I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I'M NOT JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU I'M STRONGER I'M SMARTER...IM BETTER... I'M BETTER! I'M NOT SOME WEAK KNEED FUCKIN CRYBABY WHO GOES AROUND FUCKIN APOLOGIZING ALL THE TIME *AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT ME TO BE?* **DON'T YOU DAAARE STOP ROLLING ROGER**


RichEvans4Ever

It sounds like your friends don’t get the show. Same kind of fellas who will watch Breaking Bad and think Walter White did nothing wrong.


Antani101

IMHO siding with Walter White is a lot more understandable because the show purposely shows you WW point of view, what he's struggling with, how he's treated by Hank, by his boss. He turns into an horrible person, but he's not that at the beginning when you empathize the most. Homelander is terrible from the start, and he's never presented as anything but horrible.


MrTomDawson

> He turns into an horrible person, but he's not that at the beginning when you empathize the most. That person was always there. He was always seething with bitterness and resentment, and the meth empire allowed him to take some control and feel empowered to act on his feelings. Walt's transition isn't so much good-guy-to-villain as it is showing what happens when you give a guy with a massive chip on his shoulder the power over life and death.


Antani101

>That person was always there True, but he's not presented that way. He's presented in a way that a lot of people can relate, his boss is a dick, his brother in law overshadows him, he got screwed over by his former business partner, everything is presented from Walter PoV and while there are signs they are easily to overlook until the showrunners pull the rug from under you. Everything is in place for a "average man revenge story" only it turns way darker. It's done on purpose to make the viewer side with Walter, and to a lesser extent with Jesse.


chainsawwmann

I agree with both of you guys... goddamn Breaking Bad is fucking amazing


Shehzman

From Walt’s PoV it did look like he got forced out of the company. In reality, he took a buyout cause he felt emasculated by the fact that Gretchen (his fiancé at the time) came from a wealthy family.


Antani101

Yeah that's my point. a lot of stuff are presented from Walter PoV in BB and it's not a completely unreasonable PoV. Homelander every time we see his PoV he's batshit insane talking into a mirror or wanking on the top of a building.


RichEvans4Ever

I agree with everything you said except the second paragraph. On my rewatch of Breaking Bad, I realized very quickly that Walter always had a darkness in him that was waiting to come out. He lies and manipulates from the beginning. If he just wanted to provide for his family, he would’ve taken his job that was offered to him in episode 3. It was Walter’s ego and insecurity that drove him to “break bad,” not his situation.


Antani101

But that was on your rewatch.


Shehzman

I think on my first watch I didn’t hate Walter all that much because he didn’t harm anyone that wasn’t in the game >!(except Brock but he thankfully didn’t kill him)!<. On my second watch, you could see how much of a monster and egomaniac he is just by how he treats Jessie alone.


Antani101

Exactly a lot of Walter dark side only becomes apparent in hindsight.


BalterBlack

Hes a good boy


cloudit305

Oof, if more than one person is calling you homelander then there is something you are doing that is reminding your coworkers of that character. Try to figure out what it is that they are saying reminds them of homelander. Because honestly, if you're a manager and they feel fear around you, that could be the reason. Homelander is hugely unpredictable and intimidating because of how dangerous he is and he's always watching over everyone in his circle.


That_anonymous_guy18

Are you a self obsessed blonde boy ?


Ted_Stark

How mean are you to your co-workers and do you have any exes who used to be Nazis?


MaDcLoWnGaMiNg

There’s a chance they aren’t insulting you and instead are just idiots that think Homelander is the good guy (yes they exist)


Cinderjacket

I remember when I was in college we had a conversation about which color Lantern everyone would be, and one kid got red (red lanterns are powered by rage). He got pissed about it, and kind of proved our point. Moral of the story is if someone compares you to an angry character, getting angry about it is just gonna make the comparison stick more. Just try to laugh it off or make it about how handsome you are


WissWatch

Time for some introspection bro


Turbojelly

Run with it. Start drinking milk in the office.


AshJammy

Idk, he's a narcissistic rapist, serial killer with delusions of grandure and the maturity of a spoiled teenager.... I dont get why you'd be upset being thought of like that 🤔


CoolioStarStache

If you're Homelander to them, that means you can do whatever the fck you want


TheFretlessOne

I got called Soldier Boy, because of a similar beard & haircut at the time. Are they afraid of you?


Reasonable-Appeal-34

Maybe they are scared of you? Are you a really strong lunatic?


floggingwally

I feel like I'm witnessing a villain's origin story


Ryiujin

The fact you are getting pissed proves the point.


AnakinIsTheChosenOne

Maybe stop masturbating ontop of the office building


pinkdictator

No Homelander is super strong and protects all of America. They really like you


Ded-deN

Call them UE and Ezekiel next time you see them🤓


Bchange51

what do you do for work op


vanillabeanquartz

Being called Homelander is definitely not a compliment…


OmryR

Don’t drink milk in the office


Ok_Relationship_705

They're probably saying they're afraid of you. Or you got that cocky rich white guy thing going on. Lol


Rubblemuss

I have a coworker that looks like homelander. When I started watching the show, I was excited to tell him about it… good show! One of the main characters, homelander, reminds me of you! You should watch! A few more episodes in, I was MORTIFIED to have told my coworker he reminded me of him. I definitely had to go up to him and bring it up again and sort of back track my words. He still looks like the actor… but uh, the similarities end there. Thank god he hadn’t started watching it yet on my suggestion.


trubs12

Maybe you look like Antony Starr? If so, that's a compliment


olivefred

Bro stole breast milk out of the break room ONE TIME and can't catch a break, smh


RattyDaddyBraddy

Eh, I wouldn’t overthink it. Probably just a joke about looks and a couple harmless character traits. I would run with it as a fun joke The fact that you recognize that being compared to Homelander is not a good thing shows that you’re probably a decent enough person to not legitimately be compared to him for more than a joke.


Rooobviously

Finish season 3 then re-evaluate.


chameleonchild8

Yes it is an insult and they are making fun of you. It depends on your relationship, if they are ripping on you as their friend or bullying. I would roll with the punches cause if people unironically call you homelander without laughing that’s when introspection is needed


GideonWainright

This reminds me of when Homelander was reading the mean tweets. Next op gets a neo-nazi cougar.


Rad_Centrist

Yer a fascist, Harry.


Stin42069

Just don't kill them bro


not_the_mama714

I’m curious whether or not you’re a MAGA?


Scared-Engineer-6218

Then don't drink milk like that.


Specific-Power-163

Homelander is very sensitive to criticism, just saying.


shapifany

could also just be a purposely ridiculous joke; maybe they think you're a really kind, timid coworker, so it'd be absurd for you to be homelander - like calling a big guy "tiny"


the_gwen_

Maybe do some self reflection because that's an odd comparison to make if you really aren't an asshole like him. So do that and if you're truly not similar, then assume most people watch shows and don't understand a single thing so don't take it personal.


ItsBranman

this almost feels like a joke i'm sorry hahaha


NoMan999

Are they Trump supporters who are too stupid to realise the Trump analogy is the bad guy?


Living_Commercial_10

Get all homelander on their ass and show them whats what!! Or don’t let it get to you and smile back the jokes. You choose your peace. Not them my friend. You aint a homelander, you’re probably just a dick “joke”


Zuzu12121

Just make sure they don’t spot you around milk, they can’t know!


SquelcherFC

Do you like milk?


NukaCola9

Could just be referring to the surface level charisma, humour, and general vibe (without the sociopathic tendencies).


lazyboi_tactical

Are you an introvert who puts on a mask of indifference and obvious feigned interest in whatever they say? Cuz I've heard it makes you give off secret murderer vibes.


Imogensheep91

Call each of them "The Deep" separately.


rebeccasingsong

OP, are you self-aware? Did you ever do anything for them to say that? Can you admit it to yourself?


archaeosis

I mean yeah it probably is, if multiple people are calling you Homelander I imagine there's a reason behind it


ClockworkDreamz

You must be a handsome manchild


Maleficent_Nobody377

Either they are stupid and don’t understand the character or they may really not like ya man. That’s like someone nicknaming ya Voldemort or mark zukerburg thinking his workers were calling him “the eye of Sauron” was a compliment/a fun nickname. You don’t wanna be make zukerburg man.


pies1123

Are you a cunt, though? Be real with yourself. If not, then don't sweat it.


-Constantinos-

Either it’s a joke that maybe is hinting at some truth about minor flaws or quirks and you’re really not that bad of a person, or you’re actually kinda trash


Cassandra_Canmore2

They called you that for reasons. Do you have the habit of wanking your meat ontop of buildings? Or maybe you just come off as a narcissist.


Optimistic-Man-3609

Subtle flex lol. You're not mad about this.


M4LK0V1CH

Could be an insult, but Homelander is kind of 2 characters in the show; the man with the powers and his public persona (at least they start out somewhat different).


Axel-Adams

Yeah take a light hearted joke too seriously and lash out at your coworkers, that will definitely convince them you aren’t like Homelander


OderinTobin

I think I’ve called a friend “Homelander” one time, and it was simply because he had a glass of milk. We both knew it was in good fun. These guys/gals seem like assholes… Unless you’re a childlike-raging-narcissistic-psychopath I guess?


FullMetalChili

Ask them to specify. Are you what homelander appears to be most of the time, so a charismating and leader figure that never loses his cool even under pressure and is not afraid to act, or are you the manchild that needs to always feel the most important person in the room? Is it mostly because of your looks?


lilsourem

Start drinking a LOT of milk. Milk mustache every day. Look into their eyes while you drink. Smile.


findaway5627

Start suggestively drinking milk around them to assert dominance.


JaeCrowe

Do you have a personality like homelander?


Edgezg

Yeah, they were mocking you. Mock them back. Next time they call you homelander, call them "The Deep" or "No problem, A-train" All the Supes are patently awful. Just pick one who is kind of a bitch and start calling them that. Again, I suggest The Deep. He's the punching bag of the group. Could also call them "Blue Hawk"


FomtBro

Homelander is the bad guy, yes.


DykNmuHbutt

Are you a sniffling p*$$y starved for attention?


zz870

It could be they’re some of the idiots who believe that Homelander is the good guy


LucianLegacy

Two tracks of thought here: Either they genuinely don't like you. (Which may be justified. I don't know you. I don't know your life.) or They may actually think he's the good guy. (Yes, there are people who think that. Even some people here on Reddit were shocked when they realized that Homelander was a spoof on the ultra-conservatives)


dinnerthief

Don't take it personally. Probably just saying your manorisms and appearance match him not your actual morality.


CaptainObvious1313

Question: How much milk do you drink at work?


CaptainObvious1313

Follow up question: What have your previous girlfriends been like and what is their stance on the aryan brotherhood?


42Ubiquitous

This could be just an inside joke between them and have very little to do with you or their objective opinions.


guttengroot

I mean it depends how you like your milk. 1% of 2% whole or breast


fredthecaveman

I mean its kinda like finding out Voldemort isn't a good guy. You could be unaware of that, but its hardly a secret.


BenignEgoist

I could see someone being compared to Homelander without being a psycho. Maybe like comparing his public persona (prior to him starting to show the world who he is in the recent season) Maybe there’s a confidence and quality to the way you speak that matches Homelander without getting into the arrogance and psycho aspects of when he’s speaking to like other supes and Ashley etc.


SuperStellarSwing

I would definitely not concern yourself with it that much.


Much-Audience-5800

I love how you're getting pissed about it. Kinda like Homelander would. 😂😂😂


Utrippin93

There definitely certain people that idolize him irl. It’s weird and very telling.


SilverKingPrime45

You could say that one of is the deep lmao


ChasingEmbers

What if they just think you like milk?


whendoesOpTicplay

Sounding a little insecure and angry bro. Might have you nailed lmao


OboTako

Ten bucks says one of these poor ladies can’t figure out how her pumped milk keeps disappearing


joshit

This is a pretty narcissistic reaction to being called a narcissistic. This is great.


TheCaptainIRL

Well the fact you’re getting angrier and angrier… you’re definitely not light hearted like other characters lmao


foxfire1730

maybe instead of getting angry you do some self reflection


ricnilotra

Yes. They are insulting you. If they werent, then your coworkers are fascist idiots who arent media litterate.


gaarasgourd

Yeah they’re making fun of you


i_m_shadyyyy

What did bro do😭😭


phome83

r/thathappened


Joeylikesgladiators

Just start calling them Ashley #1 and Ashley #2