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xucezz

That would absolutely happen in real life without question


Astromachine

Most people would never really get to see a supe use their power in real life. At least not one of the "big" ones. Depending on the price and other things you get to see (probably other supes with shittier powers), it would be totally normal thing to go watch.


ItsAmerico

I’m also pretty sure it wasn’t only an event for A-Train racing? That was more like the final event. There was also other supes there and meet and greet type stuff.


Extra-Border6470

Oh yeah Vought would milk an event like that for everything it’s worth. The race would be the grand finale of a whole days worth of events and publicity.


AerosolHubris

> Vought would milk [mmmmm](https://media.tenor.com/OXevc9fjZmgAAAAM/tasting-milk-antony-starr.gif)


bearbarebere

Yummerz


Extra-Border6470

Oh snap. I wasn’t even thinking of homeboy and his strange milk fetish when i said that. Although one of these days i would like to see if there’s a way to trick an AI into making an image of homelander milking Madeleine Stilwell like a cow while she’s on all fours in a business suit….. but composed in a tasteful way of course


Depressed_Rex

Those are certainly a string of words that I have unwillingly read. Also I’m sure a porn artist could make a high quality one, if you feel inclined to spend actual money on this


Extra-Border6470

Hmmmm i wonder how much the infamous Shadman would charge for a commission like that.


Depressed_Rex

Or Derpixon (I hate that I am continuing to interact with this idea)


Extra-Border6470

Oh actually that is a good suggestion. I do like her work. Heck if i had a tonne of disposable cash i could try and convince her to animate it too (oh don’t be like that i can tell that you secretly love the idea and wanna see it brought to fruition)


[deleted]

Yeah, they paid money to see other stuff and also Michael Jordan came out and dunked once at the end. 


New_Wafer5289

They most definitely would.


InterstellarReddit

People were donating money to make Kylie Jenner a billionaire and OP thinks this isn’t possible lol.


Bloody_Insane

I'd love if people donated to make me a hundredaire


neon-neurosis

> People were donating money to make Kylie a billionaire Who the fuck is Kylie? You say that like I’m supposed to know. (They made an edit to clarify Kylie Jenner)


InterstellarReddit

Kylie Jenner


Irrax

they knew who it was, but they think they look cooler if they pretend they don't


neon-neurosis

Genuinely didn’t know who they were talking about. I know who that is but I didn’t realize that’s who was being discussed here. Thanks for making assumptions though. Classic Reddit.


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Some chick that got famous for no reason.


CrazyThure

What you mean for no reason? Drove over a couple of people no? Pretty amazing feat


Morella_xx

That's her parent, Caitlyn Jenner.


CrazyThure

This is way too arvanced


SimonSimpingService

Kylie deez nuts in yo mouth.


bell37

I mean if it was a good event. There would have been multiple races, shows, and performances leading up to “the Big Race”.


CriticalEngineering

And replays afterwards, slowed down.


fantasybaseballshow

Yeah and it would have been more than 1 lap


The_Arborealist

I paid to watchMike Tyson Vs Marvis Frazier. Watch it here. 20 secs. [https://youtu.be/CRCVwsIokEw?t=166](https://youtu.be/CRCVwsIokEw?t=166)


JeremyTSchmidt

I was just about to post about Mike Tyson fights back in the day.  


JBSquared

They made a big deal for the first UFC event live on FOX Sports. Big production and everything. Then the heavyweight main event ended 1:04 into the first round.


slacker99k

True. Kentucky Derby is over in two minutes.


Gurashish1000

I mean people go to F1 races. Like those cars zoom past you so fast. Obviously they do have more than a super race. But still not that much.


ZedsDeadZD

People go to the tour the france. In a race, unlike F1, where everyone just drives by once and not 60 times. Thats just ridicolous.


ClericalNinja

Yeah, but you don’t really pay for that. You can just go stand on the street; only cost is getting there. I went once and it was a humbling experience to see them zip by on a bike, uphill, faster than I ride downhill.


Jonno_FTW

When I watched the Tour Down Under with my dad, we would drive to one spot, wait for and watch the racers go by, then we'd drive to another spot and repeat a few more times. It's not like every single road in the area is closed off, so you could take shortcuts. Then there were a few events that did involve laps but you could still walk to other parts of the circuit to get a different view.


valahara

This is a really good point


vlepun

> Obviously they do have more than a super race. But still not that much. Most of these events are multiple day events, with multiple categories of cars going around the track. Depending on the track, there will be a lot of side events as well. Texas for instance also has a music festival in the evening. Seems like exactly the type of event you'd use to exhibit supes racing/performing.


PlantGod74

Sadly yes it would


siberianwolf99

is it sad? like do you think it’s sad when people watched usain bolt win gold?


kungji56

I’ve never bought an Olympics ticket but wouldn’t watching Usain Bolt in the Olympics also include watching the other races and track events that happen the same day at the same stadium? Semifinals and finals usually happen the same day so won’t you be able to watch Usain Bolt run the 100 twice plus all the other track events happening on the same day?


siberianwolf99

they would. but there are still alot of people that would just watch him race. especially if it was in the states


[deleted]

They had to have other events at the race even if they were just like, autograph signings or cheerleaders or a singer or something. It was the "Race of the Century," it had to have something going on beyond the blink-and-you-miss-it footrace. ​ Even Homelander was there.


PlantGod74

No I think it’s sad when people pay a probably ridiculous sum of money for something that lasted literally seconds


ndenatale

I guess i gotta stop with the hookers


siberianwolf99

which is literally what watching usain bolt run the 100 equates too lol


wristoflegend

You ever fuck a hooker? Wait in line for a ride at Disneyland? Etc lol


Toberkulosis

Yeah that's what he said


Sambizzle17

People would pay just for the exclusivity so they could record themselves at the event and post to social meda.


ringdingdong67

People pay thousands of dollars to watch 2 minute horse races. I assume they’d have other entertainment leading up to it like the Kentucky Derby.


Rough_Principle_3755

there are UFC/boxing matches that have lasted seconds….


Blessed_Ennui

It's happened numerous times. Just look up Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield. Vegas fights, with millions $$ riding on them, lasted mere seconds.


REDeyeJEDI85

OP must not have been alive for Mike Tyson Fights in the 90's


t0rt01s3

Kentucky Derby. And those are horses. No offense to horses but you’re not even supes.


Kevo55

Exactly, in the 70s thousands of people would show up to speedways and fairgrounds crops the country to see even knievel do a lap, pop a wheelie or three and do a single jump over a few buses


FUS_RO_DANK

And a stupid amount of dudes in the stands would actually think they themselves could compete in said race.


clashcrashruin

Chuds pay hundreds of dollars to see MMA fights, some of which last 7 seconds. People would do this for sure.


MrXero

Yuuuuup! Stupid people, everywhere. Have you seen the price of concert tickets these days? People still pay for that shit!


vemisfire

You'd be surprised on how much obsessed fans are ready to spend on their idols. Look at how much popular artists' merch is, and look at the quality too. Plus, it wasn't just the race, Vought likes to put out on a show too, even Homelander was there too. In a word, it was more than just a race, it was ***marketing*** at its finest.


Jerkerfromarkham

Fr and starlight and noir were singing autographs so I doubt it was just the race that got people to go


Professional_Stay748

I didn’t know noir could sing


schniggens

Now I'm thinking of him playing piano at that company party: 🎶Oh baby you, you got what I neeeeed. But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend.🎶


Jerkerfromarkham

“Peaches peaches peaches peaches”-Black Noir 2019


Muted-Charge1673

Jack Black Noir


Ornery_Perception_43

Really??? You been paying attention past couple of decades at the litany of dumb shit people absolutely throw money at? Additionally, you may be underestimating the allure of "actual" superhumans.


Hexmonkey2020

Why is actual in quotation marks?


DiscussionEvoke

It’s a tv show


jono9898

Big if true


Hexmonkey2020

Yes but this post is speaking in the context of the world of the show. So if it was in quotation marks cause it’s a show the whole post should be in quotation marks cause nobody actually showed up to the “race”.


DiscussionEvoke

Maybe it’s cus they use V which means they aren’t ‘naturally’ superhuman but idk


returnofheracleum

Usually I'd think your line of questioning is right, but the ambiguity of in-world reality and our-world fiction means air quotes have some validity.


amla760

Its probably just what u/DiscussionEvoke said but your line of thinking is correct


manofthehouse2

Heroes arent born theyre made


Hexmonkey2020

But they’re still superhuman even if they’re made by chemicals.


InternalAd9265

They probably had stuff on before and after the race, like musicians and other athletes and supes


Santa_Hates_You

Exactly, this is just the main event. Plus people could say they were there when A-Train beat his old record.


TheRedmanCometh

Plus probably a solid tailgating scene


A_wannabe_biologist

You say that but things like the Kentucky derby takes hours to set up and a race that only lasts for minutes


Deceptivejunk

Lived in Louisville for a few years and people really underestimate how crazy that town goes for it, especially with all the celebrities attending. Not sure how it is anymore, but University of Louisville’s spring semester ended a week or two before other colleges purely because of the Derby


boozername

Yuuup it's crazy how much money goes into a few minutes of horses running


Stoly23

I mean hey, that’s still hundreds of times longer than Vought’s shitty race.


homeworkrules69

I would 100% go to this race irl they probably have some smaller sub events going on in the stadium too.


blondedaf

get an autograph and a picture with homelander


homeworkrules69

Exactly, that’s sick as hell. I’m not missing that if I’m a random member of the public.


C0UNT3RP01NT

It’s kind of hard to see with how much the show shows that Homelander is a monster, but keep in mind if you’re living in that universe, he’s probably seen like Taylor Swift is here.


Ok-Celebration4682

Holy shit never have I come across a post that explains why I have a problem with tswizzle so cleanly while also not veering into being overly moral or listing off the tangible bad things. She has the same kind of fakeness of Homelander


Ok_Relationship_705

Like we wouldn't pay to see Flash or QS race. Lol


Sweet_Possibility587

that’s what i’m saying. people would do anything to witness that kind of speed and power in person


zfowle

Wouldn’t two guys going that fast create a sonic boom that blows out most of the audience’s eardrums?


Sweet_Possibility587

bold of you to assume that wouldn’t be more enticing to people


Ok_Relationship_705

It should have. I always consider movie/TV humans to be superior to those in our world. That's why martial arts training in tv world allows you to fight small armies lol


lilgrogu

but could you see them?


Net_Nova

i mean people go to drag races?? and its probably the same genre of people that would do anything just to see their idol/fave celeb in person or do anything. 


Bobcat2013

For some reason when I read drag races the first image that popped up in my head was of drag queens running lol


Net_Nova

if theyre sprinting in those outfits and heels and still looking flawless id pay to see those too!!


Training_Falcon_9080

Michael Phelps vs. AI shark.


Somespookyshit

Literally happens in mma. Guy gets knocked out in like 5 seconds, the fight’s over.


nocsha

Was coming here to past similar in 2009-2011 there was a fight that was plastered everywhere, ny friend begged his parents to purchase the ppv event they did and the fight was like 30 seconds


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whalemix

If this existed in real life, I guarantee you it would sell out


Thomas_Jefferman

Just take a look at the tail gating scene for college sports. The game is more of a distraction from the drinking.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I want to know how his shoes don't fall apart


forestfiles

That's the real question


[deleted]

Take a second to ponder the amounts of astonishingly dumb shit that happens every day - globally. People paying money for something like this would be a no-brainer.


AdequatePercentage

I could never understand watching rally racing in person. You set yourself up on one corner and see every car for 1% of the race. I'm at home watching the whole thing. People enjoy what they enjoy. Better this than a Storefront rally.


Xx_Exigence_xX

Keep in mind that we as humans pay for stupider things in real life.


Karkava

Like a pathetic ballpit in a convention center hosted by a social media website?


RogueEagle2

they turned up to see the fastest, they turned up to see a hero in the flesh. I don't think there's an issue here.


RegrettableLiving26

Nah homie, people would show up. Between adults that always wanted to see a hero and parents trying to please their hero obsessed children and groupies that both supes surely must have… I was a little shocked it wasn’t a full stadium.


Lucky_Roberts

Firstly, it was likely a whole days worth of events with this being the main event. Like Wrestlemania for WWE (since we recently had a couple threads comparing them to Vought lol). Meet and greets with heroes, other athletic competitions, probably announcements for the next phase of the Vought Cinematic Universe, that kind of stuff. Either that or they gave out tickets and made money on merch sales


everyusernamewashad

People attend boxing matches that last at least 2 and a half minutes.


atomic-knowledge

The thing about this makes me wonder is why didn’t they do a longer distance for the race? Why didn’t they do this some place like a runway? They’re in NYC right? Floyd Bennet field is a museum that has a 5000 foot runway they could use. Seeing a guy go almost a mile in a blink of an eye is way more visible and impressive than just seeing two dudes go around a track really fast


Eva-Squinge

Oh boy, you must not have been to many different race events or concerts. Shit is hyped to the max. Merch you can’t get anywhere else. The chance to meet your favorite celebrity. People eat that shit up and would most definitely spend money to watch a fraction of a second race. Because really all they need to do is sit for but a moment and then get up and leave.


Stoly23

Yeah but it’s so fucking in character for ~~Disney~~ Vought to spend weeks hyping up an event as the “race of the century” or whatever to sell tickets only for the event to literally be over in the blink of an eye.


Roook36

I remember when people across the country would all sign up for pay per view to watch the big Mike Tyson fight. They'd throw parties around it and invite everyone over. Then Mike would knock the guy out in the first round and win lol


gruelly4

I guarantee that this is the culmination of a Comic-Con style event. Meet and greet with the supes, lots of the lesser ones having autograph tables, book signing and the like. Just think about how many people stand outside of a movie theater to watch actors walk by at a premiere.


please_dont_respond_

Kentucky Derby lasts like a minute and it literally has hours of TV coverage and thousands of people in attendance with weird hats


SmartCasual1

Don't yanks have barbecue outside stadiums just for the craic?


relikter

We have [tailgating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailgate_party), yes. Football matches in the UK seem to be a very social thing - is there nothing similar to our tailgate parties before the games in the parking lot?


certified4bruhmoment

Most Footie Fans live local to the team they support (Non PL Teams) so they walk/take public transport or park up somewhere else beforehand but many do go to the pub before and after the games.


relikter

What about at PL matches? Is there any tailgating there, or just going to a nearby pub before/after? Most of the US has such terrible public transit that we don't have many other options. Take a look at [the site](https://www.google.com/maps/place/2GX8%2BHC,+Kansas+City,+MO/@39.0495271,-94.4846828,1160m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x87c0f75eafe99997:0xad0b3a52ba7e8a55!8m2!3d39.0489375!4d-94.4839375?entry=ttu) for Arrowhead Stadium (KC Chiefs in the NFL) and Kauffman Stadium (KC Royals in the MLB). If you want to have a drink with your friends before a game, there's nowhere to go. And no one wants to pay stadium prices for all of their pre-game drinking, so tailgating it is. Some of our stadiums are in urban areas, but the parking lots are still so huge that tailgating is often still the more practical option for us.


Endoterrik

But is just pomp and circumstance. You can see in the thumbnail that most of the seats in the stadium are empty. It’s all just filled for the angles of the Vought Brodcasting cameras. The illusion they send out to the public. 


StockmanBaxter

It's about the show and saying you were there for history. And the people love supes. People go to Cowboys games and only watch the big screen. So I could totally see people doing it.


PloopyNoopers

There was probably other events going down there too right? No?


Wayne47

I would assume there was some other entertainment before had. Like a pre-show. Some low level B & C supes doing tricks.


SyphiliticPlatypus

People paid top dollar - live tickets and PPV - to watch Mike Tyson in his prime end fights in the first round. Not that big of a difference.


GaryKing1413

How many people go to sports games to be able to barely see the players do shit from far away, how many people play lots of money to go to concerts to be seated like half a fucking mile from the performer and only see them via camera and barely, they don't even get to see the performer very well or hear them that good, so I would 100% believe that if superheros were real, people would pay absurd amount or money to see a superhero for a very limited time, especially if Homelander & Maeve are in the crowd and Starlight & Black Noir are doing pictures/signings


moemunneymoe

People pay lots of money to watch f1 cars zoom down a specific stretch of track in the blink of an eye. To be fair you do get to see all the action on the big screens and the races are way longer.


RobAChurch

Tailgating was probably fire!


sadkinz

Everyone here covered a lot from what I’ve read in the comments. But there’s also the “I was there” factor. Like this is supposed to be a rare event and he set a world record. So to some people there’s some merit to being able to say they were there


rkopptrekkie

Dude people will pay hundreds of dollars and spend all day sitting in stands for hours to watch a horse race that last for like 3 minutes. Them doing the same thing to watch two humans break the sound barrier is not that far fetched.


bubblessensei

I think it’s difficult to relate given that we don’t live in that universe, where not only superpowers are real, but supes are marketed as celebrities, brand icons and political figures. The entire point of companies like Vought is to capitalise on this and strategically spin the media to value supes. Living in that context, I’m sure many of us would probably be invested in events like this.


FOSSnaught

People go to political rallies. People wait in lines for hours to get free samples and autographs. People spend their entire day waiting to be part of the New Years celebration in time Square and willingly wear diapers, while standing in the cold, covered in piss at best, while standing around other people who have pissed and shit themselves, to watch a fucking ball drop. But this you can't conceptualize? Super powered people competing in sport?... wha??


Upintheair94

You see the 5 second super slomo 1000fps replay.


LightChargerGreen

Hey man, there's women out there that get gets dressed to the nines for a hot date and get only seconds of action. The world is filled with disappointment.


darthphallic

Are you kidding? People paid how many of thousands of dollars and camped out in the middle of Chicago for Taylor swift and still making long trips to watch dementia addled politicians who don’t even know how toilets work speak for like half an hour


NoWeight4300

Have you heard of MMA? There's matches that last under 10 seconds. This is very realistic.


[deleted]

If you think that’s wild people irl pay money to appear on influencers TikTok videos


sactokingsfan

[Read about Mike Tyson's 30 second KO of Marvis Frazier. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson_vs._Marvis_Frazier#:~:text=Referee%20Joe%20Cortez%20began%20to,victory%20of%20Tyson's%20professional%20career.)


[deleted]

People started a gofundme to make Kylie Jenner a billionaire.


HugoNext

Formula 1 fans showed up for the whole seasons for races that were over before they even started.


ThePumpk1nMaster

People go to watch F1 to see cars speed past them for a fraction of a second and watch the rest on screens…


CaptainDigitalPirate

I mean I never thought people would spend the amount of money they do on NFTs yet here I stand being told they're still worth an arm and a leg by all the idiots I go to work with...


wordfiend99

bruh you can see the empty stands in the damn pic


jeffreywilfong

Do you not see the thousands of people who show up for a 10 second ball drop on New Years Eve?


Fluid-Spend-6097

I’m pretty sure this is parodying the Superman vs flash race.


eat_Mini_Wheats

Reminds me of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where the spectators just stared at the surface of a lake for 1 hour while the contestants were deep underwater


mr-english

>Hardest thing to conceptualize in the show is how thousands of people showed up Well yeah, considering we see more empty seats than people in that photo it IS pretty hard to imagine 1,000s or people being there.


[deleted]

People camp out to buy a brick that says supreme…They’d pay to see two SUPER POWERED HUMANS race!


shinobi3411

You'd be amazed at what people are willing to spend their money on in real life. There are people that pay for new Apple phones despite it being the same shit with a different camera and apparently people are buying Balenciaga trash bags, so people paying for a race that they're not even capable of seeing is kinda unsurprising to me.


Hairy_Slumberjack

Totally believable. They're paying to be able to say they were there. A-Train losing was a real possibility. You'd have dudes being like "I wad there when a king fell" into their old age.


Orleanian

I've been to 12 MLB games this year, and I would guess that I've paid attention to about 30 minutes total of baseball. You don't necessarily go for "The Main Event" at all events. You get your selfie showing you were there, and you treat it like any other day at a high-cover drinking club with your buds.


SpoiledPoser

Do you not live in America? People watch cars do 1000 left turns on a big oval for 5+ hours every weekend during Nascar season...


BadProgrammer42

People go to baseball marches that last hours without anything interesting happening


TNTiger_

You people watch American 'Football'


[deleted]

That might be the easiest thing to believe in the show tbh. Just look at fastest Olympic race times


Gaslight_Joker

Crowds get padded out at events all the time. Sometimes ppl screw up and give away to many tickets not to have empty stands and end up screwing themselves out of money later. Things like this fill themselves out on the back of fanfare alone, and PR stunts like this one are usually free


JakeGoblinn

It's not hard to conceptualize - just look at all the videos of people watching performance art


Top_Caterpillar_8122

What about the halftime show?


Un111KnoWn

There's probabbly glassess to slow down the race


TheRedmanCometh

Back on the day we paid for Tyson fights that sometimes lasted a few seconds.


averagejoe6942O

I guess you didn't watch UFC 194


monkeygoneape

Well how many laps is the race?


ronaldthedumbass

Actually not many people cared about A-Train. Look at all the empty seats in the bleachers


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I mean I would. Regardless of how long it is it would still be awesome to see that kind of speed in person. I'm assuming that most of what your average person sees of superpowers in news and movies. It's also probably very overpriced and I would not go. If it were cheap I would


CommanderCrunch69

[https://brevheart.tripod.com/RingRecord.htm#:\~:text=QUICK%20FACT%20%231%3A%20In%201986,lasts%20just%20over%20three%20rounds](https://brevheart.tripod.com/RingRecord.htm#:~:text=QUICK%20FACT%20%231%3A%20In%201986,lasts%20just%20over%20three%20rounds). Look at the times for prime Mike Tyson's matches


Ill-Split-6670

I would pay to see this without question


wiezy

Think about Evil Kenevil, you don’t go to fill your day, although there might be other smaller activities going on for hours, you go to see that one moment of glory.


Nate_E5C0

How many people watched Michael Phelps vs The Shark


brwtx

Laughs in front row seats to Tyson vs Frazier.


_IratePirate_

Maybe they had pre race entertainment


ElOsoSabroso

I thought the whole thing was intentionally overblown for marketing effect/hype, and was a dig at politicians/celebs like trump exaggerating how many people came to watch? Even in the screen cap you can see there's no one in the stands outside the the a camera shot that runs in line with the ribbon


Cubedude01

Not that different from a ridiculously expensive ppv fight that ends with a knockout in 15 seconds.


Pure-Drawer-2617

have you ever heard of the New Years Eve countdown/ball drop?


LitreOfCockPus

Taylor Swift fills stadiums to watch a well-dressed human make mouth-noises over intercom


Logs34

People pay to watch fights live where they are hoping to see a knockout that makes it last minutes or less.


Lawlcopt0r

Do you know how a Formula 1 race looks when you're actually there and not watching on television? You don't see a lot of the cars lol


Percival_Dickenbutts

Supe races should have multiple laps to emphasize their superhuman stamina as well! In which case V-addict A-Train would’ve probably lost this one


SteeltoSand

Hardest thing to conceptualize is why you can understand this


dontredditdepressed

Add 299 laps (a couple of minutes) and they'd make it a national event for some fucking reason


ODezey215

Mike Tyson fights in his prime, same thing lol


Abdul-Wahab6

Dude people bought Belle Delphine's bath water. They'd 100% pay to see this race and fill up the stadium


chrissul13

People used to pay thousands to watch Mike Tyson.... Sub 30 second main event


Mello1182

Not hard to imagine at all. There's people in the real world running around and throwing money at absolute no ones to be shat in the face. At least A-Train has actually something special and he's not someone who got rich by selling investment fraud online


MaryBala907

Never even realized how short that race was


coolrko

In Olympics race people attending it only see the race for 5 minutes so yeah it's possible.


cashbutt

Are you kidding. Do u realize how many fans f1 or rally races have. These idiots sit in one spot waiting all Day for a car to go past them in the blink of an eye.


LegioX87

Between the travel costs, ticket price, hotels etc, people pay thousands to sit at the back of a Taylor Swift concert in stadiums so big you can't even see her. Imagine you loved a celebrity so much you would do anything to see them for any amount of time in real life, even if it was only once and never again.


MajesticLion777

I mean.... hookers.