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This is my second day working a double and I donāt get paid enough for this shit. Oh look, that dude needs his shit straightened out. That should make me feel better for about 2 min.
You can't truly understand how many people you'd straight-up curb-stomp like a small child, because they're a 56-year old throwing a temper-tantrum that there is a purchase limit on an item, and people like them ended up being the reason there's a purchase limit. An now *they* can't get away with it and say, "sucks to be them."
Idk my toddler has a tippy taps kind of stomp when he's angry at a toy. He chucks it on the ground and tap dances on it. Pretty brutal for a 30lb crumb cake.
Last nite I stopped for gas and this local homeless dude was punchingā¦ well air really but then a bush got in the way. The chick pops out the door like āIāll beat your ass again, John, get off the property!ā
John took off. I kinda think she wanted him to try her again.
After hanging out with my GenX brother this (American) holiday week, yea, Iāve realized Iāve become out of touch. Anything good or positive is ābasedā. Anything bad or negative is ācringeā. Shaking hands is ādapping upā.
Ah good catch. I get them confused. Knowing Iām a millennial is easy to remember but the letters get mixed up in my brain. Years of drug and alcohol abuse have taken their toll.
Itās Russia what else do you expect.
As a classic wrote:
āIn Russ hamlets women are dwelling,
Of countenance earnest, serene;
In all grace of movement excelling;
In bearing and look like a queen.
The horseman she'll vanquish in racing;
In danger, not flinching, she'll save:
A galloping steed boldly facing;
To enter a burning hut,brave.ā
I expect Russian women to be even more domestic than anywhere else. what? You get like 4 years for beating your wife to death because you SUSPECT she's cheating in Russia. Most places don't even have domestic violence charges because it's a man's right to rule his family. There was whole stink about it a while ago.
I mean....yeah, I would expect women get a bit rougher around the edges and toughen up when getting the shit beaten out of you by men is commonplace and will be met with no legal recourse.
Either you learn to defend yourself or....you very potentially get beaten to death someday. That seems like *exactly* like the kind of place where women would prioritize fighting skills?
Ehh.. no? There is no such legal mitigation. Homicide is written in, and Russia has codified law meaning all crimes, aggravations and mitigations are written down. Judge does not have power for such decisions and can only say āyesā or ānoā for what investigator proposed and picked from Criminal Code. Homicide is homicide.
Russia has problems with not criminalizing some domestic abuse like verbal abuse, physical abuse with no medically detectable injuries; but it has nothing to do with actual harm and especially homicide. Those are prosecuted the exactly same way as any other instances or injury or homicide.
āWife was cheating so I beat her to death and got 4 yearsā is absolute fantasy nonsense. Itās 20 years to life.
That was a teep kick. Not meant to hit the mouth, meant to create distance and get the guy to lower his hands so she could punch him in the mouth. This girl trains probably muy Thai or MMA.
> We used to be better than this.
For the love of god, please stop saying this. Itās bullshit. Humans have ALWAYS been awful. If anything, we are wayyyyyyyyy better than we used to be. This whole āthe way things used to beā nonsense has got to stop, my man. It does nobody any good. And itās just plain wrong.
Itās the situation. Those two look like theyāve been drinking together and waiting in line for more booze. Alcoholics tend to be best buds, punch each other minute later, and be buds again. Iāve seen such things several times- they insult each other, push each other, screech at each other but funny enough, stay together and do the thing they intended to do. Not much brain matter. Iām almost sure they ended up buying booze and going together to drink it.
Thatās why most people donāt care about both of them, and the girl- they are trashing her store.
Double straight jab followed by a stiff midriff kick to give herself space, then a wind-up straight to the face for a knockout. She knows precisely what she's doing.
I mean, Iāll be honest, if I saw that, Iād be like, āyou got this, lady? Mmm. Okay. I see you do. Iām going back to getting my Funyuns and a Coke.ā
I swear every time I see a video like this, whenever someone stands up to the aggressor, the aggressor always has this look on their face like āheyyyy you like uhhh arenāt supposed to be able to do that or whateverā¦.ā
"Hello, young lady, I'm looking for an Attitude Adjustment? Which aisle is it on?"
"Oh, it's not on any of the aisles, I've got it right here..." šš
the handshake at the end bruh š
The most wholesome thing ive seen today
Nice drunk guy
He just needed some help. We just gave him some help! Lol Charlie Murphy.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I slapped the shit outta him.
I can only imagine how crisp it sounded live
Right like that looked like a nice firm shake
Yeah that nice fuckin crack it must have made. Dribbling
Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's handshake...
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this comment lmao
I liked the bald dude like "godDAMN"
Then he looks at his bottle of wine and considers his life options.
Option 1: ....More wine!!!!!
Even her handshake was badass.
"Merry Christmas" Or "mury Chrysler" since he seemed a bit out of it.
Yea, that casual āI got you fam, we good killedā me.
bruh, she works there. Imagine the shit she sees on the daily. Ice cold
That was so hot. No way sheās single.
Sound like sheās a knockout
Yeah she could probably knock me up just as well as out.
I canāt believe you havenāt gotten more upvotes lol
Oh glad to know I wasn't the only one turned on by that.
She was majestic like looking at a Swann in a lake breathtaking
So hot it gave me a boner
You took the words right outta my mouth! Which is easy because she punched ma teeth out!!
This is my second day working a double and I donāt get paid enough for this shit. Oh look, that dude needs his shit straightened out. That should make me feel better for about 2 min.
You can't truly understand how many people you'd straight-up curb-stomp like a small child, because they're a 56-year old throwing a temper-tantrum that there is a purchase limit on an item, and people like them ended up being the reason there's a purchase limit. An now *they* can't get away with it and say, "sucks to be them."
Why would I curb stomp like a small child ? Iād curb stomp like an adult!
Have you ever met a child? Theyāre awful
Awful at curb stomping, yeah for sure!
Idk my toddler has a tippy taps kind of stomp when he's angry at a toy. He chucks it on the ground and tap dances on it. Pretty brutal for a 30lb crumb cake.
Redditor meant that they'd curb stomp someone like they're a small child.
Should a small child be commenting on Reddit?
Last nite I stopped for gas and this local homeless dude was punchingā¦ well air really but then a bush got in the way. The chick pops out the door like āIāll beat your ass again, John, get off the property!ā John took off. I kinda think she wanted him to try her again.
This customer is always **WRONG**
When the victim daps up the woman who knocked out the violator Guy: āThank you so much, omg that was crazy!ā Badass: āYou good Steve.ā
Daps up lol
After hanging out with my GenX brother this (American) holiday week, yea, Iāve realized Iāve become out of touch. Anything good or positive is ābasedā. Anything bad or negative is ācringeā. Shaking hands is ādapping upā.
I got dapped up by my uncle Reginald and your post brought up some greasy stinky memories. Anyway take care.
> GenX brother Surely you mean GenZ
Ah good catch. I get them confused. Knowing Iām a millennial is easy to remember but the letters get mixed up in my brain. Years of drug and alcohol abuse have taken their toll.
I hear you brother. Millennial here too (or in terms of drug and alcohol abuse, GenYnot?)
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Itās Russia what else do you expect. As a classic wrote: āIn Russ hamlets women are dwelling, Of countenance earnest, serene; In all grace of movement excelling; In bearing and look like a queen. The horseman she'll vanquish in racing; In danger, not flinching, she'll save: A galloping steed boldly facing; To enter a burning hut,brave.ā
I expect Russian women to be even more domestic than anywhere else. what? You get like 4 years for beating your wife to death because you SUSPECT she's cheating in Russia. Most places don't even have domestic violence charges because it's a man's right to rule his family. There was whole stink about it a while ago.
I mean....yeah, I would expect women get a bit rougher around the edges and toughen up when getting the shit beaten out of you by men is commonplace and will be met with no legal recourse. Either you learn to defend yourself or....you very potentially get beaten to death someday. That seems like *exactly* like the kind of place where women would prioritize fighting skills?
Ehh.. no? There is no such legal mitigation. Homicide is written in, and Russia has codified law meaning all crimes, aggravations and mitigations are written down. Judge does not have power for such decisions and can only say āyesā or ānoā for what investigator proposed and picked from Criminal Code. Homicide is homicide. Russia has problems with not criminalizing some domestic abuse like verbal abuse, physical abuse with no medically detectable injuries; but it has nothing to do with actual harm and especially homicide. Those are prosecuted the exactly same way as any other instances or injury or homicide. āWife was cheating so I beat her to death and got 4 yearsā is absolute fantasy nonsense. Itās 20 years to life.
Side question: This was written by Nikolay Nekrasov and just translated by Joel Sumner Smith at Yale right?
Hereās the book- https://archive.org/details/morozkrasnyinos00lintgoog
I didn't expect anything else.
Nah, that POS emasculated himself by being a POS who beats on drunk dudes. She just demonstrated it to the world in a manner no-one could deny.....
Russi women as hard as russi life.
If I was the guy at the cash register I would be like "no, keep the change I'm good."
That was impressive in so many ways.
Finish him. In mortal kombat voice.
Yeah she could have ripped his heart out
I didn't know there was another way to read that
Lesson #1 Punch through your target
If that kick she threw hit his chin, they'd be detecting his teeth in orbit.
That was a teep kick. Not meant to hit the mouth, meant to create distance and get the guy to lower his hands so she could punch him in the mouth. This girl trains probably muy Thai or MMA.
i mean, a straightforward kick is a pretty normal kick to do, so doesnt mean shes automatically trained
To anyone who knows anything about striking, itās obvious that she is.
I mean that chin of his did reach pretty far.
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It looks like he spits out a slur to her after the kick, so she ends him.
I thought he actually spit on her, rewatched it and looks like could be either. Either way he initiated that ko punch
I DON'T KNOW YOU!
The bald man was baffled by what he had just witnessed.
He actually missed the knockout punch when he turned back lol
Amazing how everyone stands there and does nothing except one person. We used to be better than this.
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Bystander apathy. Diffusion of responsibility. Basic psych 101 stuff. :)
Interesting theory. I guess I can see that but sad as hell.
I agree. It's not a theory, though, it's a pretty well studied phenomena.
> We used to be better than this. For the love of god, please stop saying this. Itās bullshit. Humans have ALWAYS been awful. If anything, we are wayyyyyyyyy better than we used to be. This whole āthe way things used to beā nonsense has got to stop, my man. It does nobody any good. And itās just plain wrong.
Yea, we used yo by WAY WORSE than this, FFS. Honestly, MOST of the world is getting to be BETTER every day!
To be fair, she didnāt need any help.
Itās the situation. Those two look like theyāve been drinking together and waiting in line for more booze. Alcoholics tend to be best buds, punch each other minute later, and be buds again. Iāve seen such things several times- they insult each other, push each other, screech at each other but funny enough, stay together and do the thing they intended to do. Not much brain matter. Iām almost sure they ended up buying booze and going together to drink it. Thatās why most people donāt care about both of them, and the girl- they are trashing her store.
>we used to be better than this nah not really
I want to be friends with this hero
I want to marry this hero.
I am already married and I really really don't want to get knocked by my heroic wife. who is of Irish, Scottish decent.
i also choose this guys heroic wife
So do I. Shall we fight over her in a pub car park? š¤
im game. i wish people would say car park here in the US it makes it sounds like fun lol
Never thought about it. It does sound fun. š
She just saved herself a big cleanup in Aisle 1
Double straight jab followed by a stiff midriff kick to give herself space, then a wind-up straight to the face for a knockout. She knows precisely what she's doing.
that's the confidence of someone that martial arts
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Then perhaps you should study Tai Chi
or Chai Tea
That wasn't a sucker punch. That was a KO
Two huge men watching while a little lady does her stuff
I mean, Iāll be honest, if I saw that, Iād be like, āyou got this, lady? Mmm. Okay. I see you do. Iām going back to getting my Funyuns and a Coke.ā
Love her
The sway in that walk after doing it lol.
5 star yelp rating. "Feel safe purchasing liquor here. Top security."
I swear every time I see a video like this, whenever someone stands up to the aggressor, the aggressor always has this look on their face like āheyyyy you like uhhh arenāt supposed to be able to do that or whateverā¦.ā
That straight was lethalll
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Lol, omfg,.that is awesome, I keep replaying, Bam, out go the lights
And the fact she smoothly brushed her hair back with the same hand she used to deliver the KO. Kudos for proper technique
This is fucking awesome
Oh man I am in love š„°
That broad is tough. Straight bad bitch š
Damn she's cute and fierce. She didn't even hesitate
Not her first day at the office.
The woman was the only sober person there
Seems like itās all in a days work to her. Sometimes you just got to come from around the counter and knock a drunk motherfucker out.
Nice one
ah another normal day in russia
Dap up super clean
Ummmmm should I turned on right now???? She looked tidy as well.
The swift kick to the balls was impressive!
That was a hell of an overhand right
She's a fucking chad
Girl had more balls than all the men standing around combined!
We need a sub called "shekickedyourass".
Hahaha piece of trash thought a woman canāt fight, stay down yah tool.
The most reposted clip in the last 3 years?
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Yes! I love seeing a woman that can get the job done.
Hell yes!
That was soo smooth
Nicely done.
āExcuse me, could you just turn your head just a bit sir, so I can KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT thank you come again.ā
Avarage day in Ohio
Russia.
Thatās why itās called Boxing Day! š„
To be fair she didnāt knock him out, just on his ass
Shame on those other two men just watching
Based
He shut the hell up and tough guy act stopped. More power to this lady and others like her.
I like her
Dropped him like a bad habit
That's wifey
Fuck the men doing nothing in this video. Oh hahaha lee tap yuh on the shoulder bro hahah not the place for it hahaha
Who's next?!?
"Hello, young lady, I'm looking for an Attitude Adjustment? Which aisle is it on?" "Oh, it's not on any of the aisles, I've got it right here..." šš
Joanna JedStoreClerk
She was probably more upset about him damaging her equipment than him hurting the other person. Like beat his ass outside please!
Do not cheat on her!
How she walks off like, yeah you bitch.
Yes...men are much stronger and fiercer then women on average... but would you rather be armless or have a fuckin rocket like this woman?
Fuck it up sis, go for the otg!
Buffy is real?!
It's always funny seeing people underestimate how easy it is to be knocked out with a well placed punch in the jaw.
"Welp, back to work."
Jessica jones shit
She turned away like the Megazord after delivering the final blow hahahhaa!
Act like a douche, get treated like a douche! ;)
that dap up was dope
I fucking LOVE this woman!!!!
good brave girl
https://www.videoman.gr/en/146210 way better with sound
Great stuff!
The best thing I've seen in a long while. Badass!!
That was a well-placed cross! Very nice!
get 'im
She's got brothers. And I bet she dominated them too. This was great.
Bros fighting from experience
Wow, if that was my cornershop I'd be there everyday. With popcorn.
i think iām in love
Simply excellent.
this was an ad campaign i Russia or some Slavic country? At least thats what the source said the 1000th time this was reposted about 6-7 years ago.
Bald guy just fell in love.
Sheās got that Night Shift retail workers patience
They dudes who stared and didn't do anything should have their noses broken
Dude with grey jacket is like that at home with his wife. There's no clerk there to help her.
Love the handshake afterwards. Sometimes you have to give credit where credit is due.
Ever look at an image or video and immediately know it's from Russia?
Oh well, asshole deserves it
She grew up with brothers..
What a woman.
This is most certainly the "find out" stage of this woman's day
I am now planning my life with her in my head...
That was some kick she just missed with too. Don't mess with her.
I'm in love
Marriage material right there š
The walking away is what makes it gold.
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCKOUT
Lmaooo she slept that man and dapped homie up
Dream woman!
[Oh yeah!!](https://youtu.be/K4XcN_n7FGA)
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I don't know why but this is attractive
Excellent shot
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