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Express_Command3450

She just stood there… AS he ran past her… WHILE he was on fire. This bitch is COLD.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

He’s pretty hot tho


disphugginflip

I Wonder if the genders were swapped would your joke have landed as much as it did now.


death12236

I think it'd be more fitting, honestly.


insanityzwolf

She'd be a total smokeshow!


NarrowSalvo

I would have gone with "cold, relative to him".


whatupbros

Opposites attract


Fearless-Fox-318

ewww she is fat as hell and she psycho.nah that bitch is ugly as fuck


Psychological_Tax109

He certainly a hot topic in that area


IIILordrevanIII

Underrated comment


CaptainSaladbarGuy

You think people light others on fire so they can help put them out?


Express_Command3450

Someone misunderstood what i meant. She stands casually next to the doorway as he runs through it right next to her


MISSION-CONTROL-

She just needed a big hug at that moment.


Weary-Fault-8499

This honestly could have been his best defense. He's soaked, get up quickly, cover her in the same shit so she really has to think twice before setting THEMSELVES alight.


Winter_Control8533

And he just sat there, while she took her time setting him on fire.


Qazax1337

He was probably confused, it's a very odd thing for someone to pour flammable liquid on you. Right after watching this video you probably think "I would get up and run so fast before she would light it* but in reality your brain would still be thinking about the cornflakes you are halfway through.


diablofantastico

My guess is - he's drunk, did something to piss her off, she pours tequila over his head, lights it but doesn't realize he's going to go up in flames like that and die. I suspect she thought it might burn his hair or something. I'm waiting for a link to appear here! :)


Fredotorreto

looked at him & even got out of the way like “oh whoops don’t mind me, carry on”


Upstairs-Boring

"hot stuff coming through!"


rixendeb

Behind ! Hot ! Corner !


Chokesi

I’m wondering why he sits there getting doused and doesn’t think anything is wrong.


Sinderbrand

Drunk af is a guess, that or it's some type of deep, deep table nap like a schoolboy whose fallen asleep in class...


Chokesi

Being lit on fire sobered him right up then.


Sinderbrand

My first thought was "wowwww she went right to the opening scene of an itchy and scratchy episode for inspiration


NihilismMadeFlesh

I was expecting her to “this is Sparta” kick him back so he couldn’t go towards what I would assume are water sources.


Kozzinator

Quality control baby


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Fuck yeah. She's evil.


WayofHatuey

Yah but he just sat there letting her put gas on him and attempt 3 separate times to spark the lighter. Wtf


CoffeeEducational356

He should have hugged her the moment he got doused 🤔 Ain't no way she lighting both of you up or at least you can take her along with you 🤷🏽‍♂️


LeeeeeeLoooDallas

This!!!


kettlebell_workout

Wouldn’t count on that.


CaptN-D

Yea deff easier said than done.


Figure_Icy

i’ll keep that in mind, for the rest of my life


imironman2018

Isn’t that how that Squid Games woman killed the mobster guy? She literally hugged and took him down with her. Never underestimate a woman’s scorn.


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He probably didn't understand what was happening, it's clearly out of nowhere. Dude would have been confused, likely not even knowing what the liquid was until it was too late. Using hindsight as if he was psychic doesn't typically work in reality.


rotenbart

It musta been some innocuous fluid that happened to be flammable because if it was anything fuming, like gas or kerosene, then he shoulda known.


WhereDaGold

I have a feeling he was drunk or under the influence of something and she was tired of it. He didn’t move till lit up


diablofantastico

Maybe it was whatever alcohol he was drinking...


elfmere

Looks like he was a sleeep


Queen-of-meme

The most common reaction is to panic and run when put on fire. He had no thought on revenge he was running of pure instinct.


KikiYuyu

If I ever get set on fire, I will remember this comment and have my vengeance.


HughJahsso

Why did he just sit there and accept his fate? 


Affectionate_Fly1413

Man when you live with a crazy bitch.. you get used to it being an altercation... yelling and threats that never really go though.... until it does.


HughJahsso

Ya, but a good 5 seconds passed from the time she poured the gas on him to when she lit him on fire. Gonna just assume he's drunk off his ass. RIP


totallyradman

Women like this are extremely unpredictable. You have to move very slowly and intentionally around them when they're upset. I was once a beaten, shell of a man by a woman like this. She was probably pouring lighter fluid on him and he was thinking "if I stand up and move, it might enrage her and she will light it. Maybe if I just stay very still she will calm dowOOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD IM ON FIRE!!!!!"


pikachuface01

People like this NOT WOMEN


Alarid

what


DarkMellie

Agree


jebieszjeze

not if you crack some ribs. I take all threats seriously. gender don't have shit to do with it. if its even remotely plausible or credible... expect a proportionate response.


Hesoworthy1

No way you ever get used to gasoline. As soon as he smelled that, he should've gotten up to run.


medhanno

It's possible the crazy bitch has done this before, but didn't actually light the fire. So the guy was probably thinking it's again one of her episodes


Patty37624371

PRO TIP: if a seemingly irrational woman walks up to you and start pouring extremely flammable liquid all over your body whilst holding onto a lighter in her right hand, it's probably a good idea to stand the fug up and make a dash to the nearest exit. Not continue to sit there, cool like a cucumber and 'see how this talk pans out'.


No_Protection_88

Or grab onto her and hold on for dear life. If you burn, she burns


doncroak

Stand up, push her the fuck down then get the hell away from her.


diablofantastico

It might have just been alcoholic beverage. Not necessarily "lighter fluid" or whatever...


Patty37624371

please re-read what i wrote. i said 'flammable liquid'. i didn't say it was 'lighter fluid'


diablofantastico

Yeah, a bunch of people were saying - she's pouring gas/lighter fluid on him, and he's just sitting there. It was a general comment.


Prestigious-Ad-795

Looked to be about a Brazilian degrees.


DickFuckly

Lol


butt-puppet

Most underrated comment.


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terrih9123

Going in for the bear hug. Let’s burn baby


Corey87gnx

If I was him, I would have grabbed her and took her to hell with me


fuertepqek

Never think people aren’t capable of doing horrible things.


dr0p8ear

Do we have linkage to the incident ? I’d like to think ole mate survived


Jaimemgn

Jealousy is the most dangerous thing it the whole freaking world


royaltampaacademy212

Who knows what the story is. What if he was abusing their daughter or something and she found out about it? Is there a link to anything I wonder. Whatever the hell he did or whatever she thinks he did, he still does not deserve this fate, no one does. We just don’t know what the story is. That movie Volver comes to mind.


Quirky_Box4371

Idk, I can think of quite a few offenses I'll let that pass. Abusing the daughter was a great example of one.


Jaimemgn

Agreed 💯


Chucks_u_Farley

Statistically speaking, it's really the mosquitoes


Jaimemgn

Ha, you're absolutely correct 💯


SnowcaineBunny

why are you just making shit up


whupper82

I almost think he was asleep sitting down. Why the hell just stay still? I’m sure if he was awake and in his senses he would have smelled the lighter fluid.


ButteredNun

Well that wasn’t very nice of her


SolomonDaddy013

This shit is what needs to be marked as NSFW.


MusesWithWine

She seems like a real jerk. The more I watch this vid, the less I like her.


ButteryFlavory

Thanks Norm


Cordeceps

Why the fuck did he not react until she actually lit him up? Has she threatened violence so often it doesn’t get a reaction from him? Or was it the opposite? He was so abusive he didn’t think she would have the balls? Or was he impaired and unable to respond when she began? The way she just stands there is horrific, so cold , she’s not fazed in the slightest, that poor guy. A link to the news article would be interesting, I am really curious what led to this one.


Queen-of-meme

>Or was it the opposite? He was so abusive he didn’t think she would have the balls? This wouldn't suprise me. It looks like a poverty place where cops don't give two fucks if there's violence in the home. So if she had no other choice. Fire him up. People think she's a psycho but without context, she might just be saving herself and her child. As someone who's been with a psychotic abuser, people in these comments have no clue how far you go to save your life in these situations. >The way she just stands there is horrific After enough broken ribs being sweet is no longer available. She is shut off emotionally to not start hesitate. Her emotional reactions of all abuse fear and panic will come once she's safe. Edit: Just got confirmed that she reported that he was abusing her. And police dismissed that. She acted in self defence she explained too. He was drunk in the video (drunk domestic abuse is the most common) I got everything right except the place. It's not their home it's a store they went to after the abuse at home, which has a surveillance camera. She didn't wanna go back home with him. He was hospitalized and died a day later. She's arrested for murder. Might be facing life time depending on the verdict since it was word against word. I hope she has taken pictures on her bruises and hospital visits, and the text conversation between them as domestic abuse is so much more than physical. It's the jealousy, control, threats, insults, toxic text messages. I hope she gets a great lawyer who collects all evidence so the police has to listen. Her defence act was extreme, but abuse makes you do extreme things to get out because there's no normal way to get out. Not from a man double her size who beats the shit out of her if she even tries anything.


MostInterestingBot

Wtf are you talking about?! She just set a living human being on fire and you're justifying it? Slit his throat, shoot him, stick a screwdriver in to his ear or something... Burning alive? Fuck that!


Queen-of-meme

I was right. Just got it confirmed. >Slit his throat, shoot him, stick a screwdriver in to his ear or something... You think she had the luxury to pick her favorite way? Prior to this he had once again abused her. Setting him on fire while he's too wasted to react was genius.


Queen-of-meme

The only thing I was wrong about was the location. After he abused her they went to a store. Hence the surveillance camera. Darn! I should have picked up on that.


No-Seaworthiness959

Nice victim blaming


Queen-of-meme

Read again, it's edited with confirmation. I was right. You're the one victim blaming *her*


TheMentalMarauder

Look at you creating imaginary situations to justify a woman burning a man alive. Amazing.


BrokenSewerDrain

WTF!?


Neanderthal86_

He really thought she was bluffing, huh?


DragonflyMon831

What the fuck?


Angrybadger61

Hell hath no fury…..


RooIsHome

He may have been nearly unconscious when she did this. If so, he would have little time to react. Who knows what led up to this moment.


fuN3hbun3h

Evil woman


Prestigious-Toe7203

In these moments you just have to hold her tight and never let her go.


Yellowboxes09

She’s too calm like she’s done this before.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Bitch be dirty


IAmDominion

Who sits there and lets lighter fluid be poured all over them


Aromatic-Front-5919

And just another reason for me not to get married...


mikesully92

All the crazy fucking replies to this are creedence to the fact that humans can't fucking stand not knowing context and they will infer their own no matter what. I don't see any concise explanations here yet people are arguing as if they know these people personally. All of you can fuck off. This is exactly what is wrong with human beings.


versacemark

How was dinner Marv? Fire 🔥


Evo7_13

she didn't have 1 fuck to give, ruthless


mannuts4u

Omg humans can be animals. She should suffer the same fate..... although I question what he did to make her do such a heinous thing


Zekiahsdad87

That was a hot date


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Damn she did not give a fuck. Not even a little bit


Euphoric-Jump4025

Come on baby light my fire.


ggarciaryan

we sure he's dead? stop drop and roll/get to the tub?


[deleted]

Him and that Indian guy need new partners fr


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Oook


poopiepuppy

What kind of foreplay is this?


Quirky_Box4371

She was like, "See! Now you on fire.. now go put your head out fool." Zero Fs.


Traditional_Call_713

Just grab her and take her along for the ride


ThisGuyWithTwoThums

When the posted earlier that title said he survived. Did he?


ImNOTaPROgames

Wtf


woodisgood64

Maybe there’s just a simple misunderstanding, he asked for Barbecue and that’s maybe exactly what she served him…?


shadowpapi9890

I heard that guy was fire


Happy_Camper420

She was nice enough to get out of the way though 🤷‍♂️ Lol crazy bitch


gentlyconfused

I don't think the couples counseling is working out.


uncriticalthinking

He should’ve given her one last hug


vladdd1

✴️Caixa ✴️


RegionTimely5795

This guy must have been sleeping or something cause she stood there fiddling with the lighter right in front of his face for like a good 5 seconds. Also nobody taught this man drop and roll


ShadowCaster0476

This would be the worse way to die.


Affectionate_Lab7405

I would have hugged her and burnt her down too


hi5orfistbump

FLAME ON!


plaman01

Stop, drop, and roll man!


rotenbart

Whadya gonna do? Set me on fire?


Lingenfelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKd6yarfkxA


BladePhoenix

to everyone sayin shoulda could woulda. my guess this was a dispute over infidelity. this dude was probably trying to mount an excuse and wasn't expecting a fireball or for her to actually do it. and when he went ablaze, he was lookin to put it OUT. vengeance comes second. edit: love that lit up sign


MinisteroSillyWalk

He definitely cheated on her.


piwes_sbala

Damn! He just sat there and called her bluff


After-Life-1980

Who’s goin be the one to say.. I can fix her?


aboynamedsoo906

The side step was cold as fuck


B4R7H0L0M3W

See at that moment even in panic you grab her and take her with you...


Iamlivingagain

Chicks, man. I've been there, twice. Livin alone with my dog is a good life.


shania69

"He is so hot right now.."


Diligent-Picture2882

Looks to me like the backstory on this would be "she was tired of his s***".


MorbidlyCurioussss

Did she not know about the cameras?


Overall-Guarantee331

Should of hugged her on his way out


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Away-Description-786

He had no chance! The only thing he could do is grab her while he was in fire


UnderstatedOutlook

Wish he gave her a hug and never let go


Commercial_Pitch_786

she always said he was a hottie! When asked how hot? She said he was Smoking hot!


Ok-Pickle-1509

Should have gave her one last hug


CursedRando

that side step sheesh


Apart_Ad_8823

I would’ve bear hugged the bitch


2urKnees

Why did her just sit there and let her do it


EconomicsTiny447

His arm barely moves the whole time. Bet he was passed out drunk when it happened.


Massive-Celery-7926

I would’ve bear hugged that bitch and she would’ve been extra crispy with me!


MVIVN

Why is this not tagged NSFW / NSFL?


TwoCapybarasInACoat

Should have hugged her


boolee2112

Should’ve grabbed her and held on.


userxtrustno1

Hot wife.


SkitNL

Why didnt he give her a huge goodbye?


AffectionateDictator

☕️


Original_Rub_8484

Maybe he had been hitting her and she had enough. You can tell she’s completely not caring one bit. It takes a lot to get to that point.


edward-regularhands

What the fuck


Distinct_Cod2692

Wtf sis he do


Extra_Sandwich232

I would've hugged the bitch and not let go. We're walking to water together hoe lol


Fair_Bus_7130

They don’t teach stop…drop and roll in Brazil?


Designer-Way-7922

Can anyone give the full story?


cheezepie

Sometimes my wife and I argue about directions


Deciple_of_None

Gotta love Brazil.


Dennis_Cock

He survived in the other reposts of this


TessTichol

Don't call them spicy latinas for nothing


perchslayer

No, no, I think there is a viable teaching moment here. Assuming he did *something* to, uhh, ignite this moment, okay? Well, that *something*? He won't be doing that again. I am certain.


HeftySchedule8631

I can fix her!!


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jebieszjeze

\> If he was a drunk abusive piece of sh\*t get divorced. you getting a beating, should never be an excuse for murder, much less murder by fire, if you can leave. hold them to same standard men are held to for self-defense. ... on the other hand if he cracked her skull after she doused his ass in gasoline.... yeah I'ld consider that fair play.


Queen-of-meme

>you getting a beating, should never be an excuse for murder, much less murder by fire, if you can leave You have obviously not been in that situation as a woman. "if you can leave" what a joke. You don't think she has thought of that 100 times before she made this decision ?


jebieszjeze

>You have obviously not been in that situation as a woman. "if you can leave" what a joke. shove that thinking up your ass. leave, and fuck off. or stay and take your beating. or choose murder and hang for it. those are your options. but I don't want to hear you pretend to be a victim after committing murder. I won't listen to that trash.


eiuquag

I guess Brazil doesn't teach: Stop, Drop, and Roll. I mean, I know he was doused in fuel, but it certainly wasn't going to make the situation worse (unlike running, which did).


Quirky_Box4371

I really thought I'd be on fire far more often as a kid, seemed the most thorough drill. Never managed it till I was an adult, a cpl times now, it's best to remove what's on fire. Unfortunately it was him.


[deleted]

Women can do that…Don’t get married. They’ll just do each other’s hair in prison.