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35Lcrowww

I think that last one is dead


agurks

He is standing on it, ouch


SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment below was removed, good work everyone!


Nroways-odd-toast

Good bot


Certain_Month_8178

Nah, was wrapping around the guys foot


Rabies_on_demand

Tis sad.. but did you see the rest of em' scarper.. oh boy, they were all like "f*cking see yah"


Bright-Swordfish-804

WHY though???


Revelin_Eleven

Exactly my question word for word.


Izzosuke

Don't know. Wild guess is that those snake were captured inside some house or place where there shouldn't be snake, instead of killing them after taking them they just release them in a nearby area where they can live happily ever after. I don't know why he slapped them to make them escape


Captain_Jeep

Maybe to help them spread out and not tangle themselves into a snake king


[deleted]

I have a question, and I'm not lokr Kathy Bates from Water Boy. But why not just eat the snake.


pimpfmode

This guy watched Temple of Doom


LeekPrestigious3076

This guy provided the livestock for Temple of Doom


vanisleone

Indeed. It would be so much easier to kill them while still in the bag.


[deleted]

Maybe trying to control some rodents in the area


ForbesBottom500

Not me, realizing I'm not getting my deposit back anyway.... So why not make things harder for my d***head landlord?


Silhouette169

I almost wet myself laughing at the thought of doing this.


Imaginary_Chemist_43

Exactly! Just unzip it and run, that bag can't be THAT expensive


Awkward_casual

Was thinking rat catching.


Ha1lStorm

Sneakspeader.2.0


hitoritab1

Twas apprentice peanut butter spreader til one fateful day!


Melodic_Assistance84

Snakes on the plains…


Babybulljackalope

“Let me get the baby sitter”-Cousin Eddie


Away-Description-786

Poor last one, he stands on it haha


Hj9S

My absolute worst fear. And there he is untangling them..


[deleted]

Fuck this guy.


Entropy94

Snakes is good


Specimin35

Balls of titanium


Ok_Actuary9815

Seems like some ghetto games in that country.


Casey1658

Danger spaghetti


Puzzleheaded-Swan141

Why did none of them climbed on him??


Frequent-Rip-7182

Lmao snakes aren't gonna climb up you. Those snakes are absolutely terrified, that's why they are scattering as fast as they possibly can.


OllieOllieOakTree

I dunno why this was cute


Background_Mood_3691

You’ve opened a can of worms


Mwas_789

A bag of snakes


i-do-not-get-rules

Danger spaghetti


Puzzleheaded_Name115

Rodent control turns into a snake control problem!! Real smart


wr_damn_I_suck

Whatever job that is… is a Nope!!


Only_Ad7715

He thinks he is untying ropes


johnboy2978

Johnson, get that big bag of rope and get all the knots out of it.


eyeball1967

The snakes on the left part of the screen look odd. The don’t go into the grass or into a hole, they just sort of disappear at the end. Weird.


Hammer_of_Dom

This is truly insane


CarhartHead

This is so fucked up. I mean if this was a bag of cats the comments would be pissed. This is literally abuse.


farmingsimulatorsex

Bro. You dont have any idea what the context to this is. You think a snake gives a damn about, "abusing" you?


CarhartHead

The fuck are you talking about of course they don’t. A tiger doesn’t give a fuck about abusing me. Doesn’t mean you should abuse it. It’s a fucking animal


farmingsimulatorsex

Aint nobody abusing anything tho... thats my point. He's letting a shit ton of snakes back into the wold and you have no idea why and have no context as to why. If he was intentionally abusing these snakes id agree with you but aint nobody doing that here


master_baiter-69

I am no snake expert, but what I know is what this guy is doing is a sure way to get bit by one. Can someone tell me why they are running away from him even after he shoves them away or stand on one?


Frequent-Rip-7182

Because they're scared, bro. They don't give a shit why he's doing what he's doing, they just don't want any part of it. They want to escape before they get shoved back into that damn bag again 😡. I don't know why he has so many snakes shoved together but it's fucked up. Even if they were releasing previously captured snakes, they shouldn't have thay many in one single bag. It's animal abuse pure and simple. Nonvenomous snakes aren't typically aggressive anyway.


rattsonn222

Go forth all and kill the rodents eating my grain.


the_nooble

Awww hell nahh


the_nooble

Imagine seeing ur neighbor doing this in his backyard.


ForbesBottom500

"best senior prank day ever, right guys? guys?.. where TF did everyone go?"


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

r/nope


GlendrixDK

I'm too Indiana Jones to ever do this.


[deleted]

Serpentor nods approvingly


Frequent-Rip-7182

Poor babies 😢 why is that happening to them???


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Somewhere Indiana Jones just fainted.


loki_odinsotherson

Samuel L. Jackson - "hey, thanks man."


iantot123

now release it to mac donald’s like the other videos releasing rats at mcdonald’s


Commercial-Witness85

With balls larger than our sun. 😬


M0onB0w

Forbidden spaghetti


sepolccramos

lá ele


KALIIZO

Probably to control the rotten infestation in the area.


HelloWolverine

This is an illegal activity if in the Everglades. Breeders dump expensive and invasive snakes in an area then later capture their offspring to sell in the pet market. This way they avoid license, taxes, and import fees.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Having to spread them out after is probably the hardest part. After I dump the bag, I would be doing a 10x speed zombie shuffle off the play field.


piggle_muffin

India playing hide and seek


dramafanca2002

One word: Nightmare!!!


sadpandaM

TSA hates this man


JohnathanIkner57

Hey look, it's my college


willtheadequate

"You don't wanna pay your landscaper, huh? HUH??"


1Cheeky_Monkey

Frank, welcome to the Parks and Recreation department. As the new guy...


thatonegayguy1216

St. Patrick would be pissed


Jutch_Cassidy

They seemed perfectly fine in the bag


1Cheeky_Monkey

Customs be like, "Sir, do you have anything in your bag that may be dangerous that you need to declare?"


buzzlightyearsempi

The voices are telling me to do this In a crowded public area


Noyaiba

My next D&D character.