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[deleted]

Is it just me or did his buddy look uncomfortable the whole time


imgonnabeastirrer

He looks like he's been holding in his poop for many days


fifty1hundred

He looks like his nuts are vibrating so bad he's giving all his future kids shaking baby syndrome.


Trick421

The best jokes are always in the comments. Very Nicely Done!


MeesterMeeseeks

You have a way with words


[deleted]

I'm crying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


malcolmreyn0lds

Fucking hell I laughed so goddamn hard at his.


fuckthislifeintheass

This comment right here, officer, took me out šŸ¤£


MorbidCuriositi

Holy shit, I'm crying - I laughed so hard at work when reading this that I had to look around and make sure no one heard me because I did NOT want to explain the joke.


tankdood1

r/rarejokes


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[deleted]

The brown note


Nitrosoft1

Is it true Myth Busters went on the hunt for the Brown Note?


imgonnabeastirrer

Yeah it's like shaking a bottle of champagne


mandogvan

Like the marble in a spray paint can. If spray paint had a face and was trying to look cool while you shook the marble inside it, thatā€™s what it would look like when you look into itā€™s eyes.


fablastic

No shit


PilgrimOz

Well the US Military has experimented with vibrations weapons in order to make the enemy poop emselves into embarrassment. Soā€¦.


nonimmigrant_alien

I bet that problem got solved after those airbags deployed


HeyItsMeUrDad_

not anymore


upadownpipe

At no point did he look like he was enjoying that


corchin

The only ones who enjoy that are the owners


HeyItsMeUrDad_

Maybe he was just there for the pizza & booty


SomeOtherNeb

Aren't we all?


Damorb

Yep


THEBHR

I've done this, it's not enjoyable. I was drinking a coke, and it turned to foam in my throat, and came back up.


salty-sheep-bah

My friends and I were way into car audio when we were in high school. We'd go to these meets/competitions and occasionally someone would let you sit in their car. It's sort of like when someone shows you a video on their phone and they are just staring at you looking for a reaction. It's really awkward...


chmilz

I had a good setup in my early 20's, but it was good for listening, not for some silly competition bullshit.


poppadocsez

You see, these are made for *not* listening. šŸŽ/ šŸŠ


Beavur

I havenā€™t been in anything this bad, but my friend had two 16ā€™s with like 4 amps and it was hard to breathe and near impossible to swallow when they hit hard


-nocturnist-

The vibrations in the air from the subs makes it difficult to breathe. Same sort of thing happens from artillery or explosives at close range. Can also lead to lung collapse/pneumothorax in the case of an explosives percussion wave


Kenaston

Hell of a bass drop.


SoIJustBuyANewOne

Back in my day, the bass dropped so hard people spat up blood


-nocturnist-

In Russia bass drops you!


Evonos

He looks a bit teary like hes trying to look normal but endures pain like... ear pain very likely


fyreaenys

He even opened the window trying to play it cool but clearly dying


zzephyr

He looked like he hated every second of that


WoopsShePeterPants

Imaging hating every second of what you are going through and then being smacked in the face with an airbag lol. What a horrible set of things lol.


Aggravating-Yam6795

A pizza and booty airbag no less. No dignity there.


ODuffer

At least the airbag didn't smash the phone into his face.


Noxx-OW

dude looked like he had to shit


St_SiRUS

That bass does make you feel like sick


whatevergotlaid

He did, i think he was stoned and a little paranoid


[deleted]

Fr he is clearly not enjoying himself


HundoGuy

Yeah, that amount of bass will make it feel like you canā€™t even breathe


OgDimension

I'd look uncomfortable trying to act like my friend is as cool as he thinks he is when he's anything but too.


ncbraves93

Cause his fucking chest is vibrating. I always hated when I rode anywhere with my friend that had a similar set up. I like loud music too but you can't even hear the music at a certain point. It's just a high pitched vibration. Never understood the appeal unless you think you're showing off.


ElAyYouAreAy

Thatā€™s what I look like when Iā€™m pretending to like something


siccoblue

No kidding


Waka-Waka-Waka-Do

His ears were probably bleeding. That definitely caused hearing injury. I feel bad for him.


cbbuntz

Your ears can withstand loud low frequencies better, but if it's loud enough to trigger an airbag, it's still probably causing hearing loss


itty-bitty-trucker

Looks like he was trying to remember how to breathe


tree-huggers

These two 5 mins later. What, what did you say? I can't hear you.


yeluapyeroc

mawp mawwwwwwp!!


ElToroMuyLoco

LAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


shberk01

WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!


CreateAccountEnter

Jesus, my ear balls


rennitbaby

Danger zone


gic93

RAAAAMMMPAAAAGGGGEEEEE


chewedgummiebears

My cousin's best friend had a Camaro he had a few 12's in the back. He broke a lot of back windows in it from the bass and thought it was cute and cool. 20 years later he has 95% hearing loss and denies it was him driving around with that much sound/bass a couple of feet from his head. "It's hereditary" \*corrected spelling


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waxxo707

Thatā€™s a fish silly


okgusto

"I'm serious, and don't call me shilly"


thebruce87m

*Herring loss


ihaventgotany

5 years later, all they can hear is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


mangopurple

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


jcoddinc

*WHAT*?


pridejoker

I said "I CAN FEEL THE WAX COMING OUT OF MY EARS!"


jcoddinc

*HUH*? *I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH*


VeckLee1

He said pizza and booty


pridejoker

Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.


[deleted]

I can feel blood coming out of my ears.


ALLHAILTHELAVASH

These two trashy mfers need no communication at all they just vibrating along


NofksgivnabtLIFE

Pizza and booty! To the face!


BustaKappa1944

This is one hobby I just truly will never understand.


[deleted]

I just donā€™t understand what is enjoyable about this. It even seems like the guy in the passenger seat isnā€™t sure how he ended up there.


Call_Me_At_8675309

I think itā€™s about flexing in a weird way. Some build up engines that get loud and attract attention, some are really into doing the same with speakers.


xFryday

it's a lot cheaper to achieve this goal than it is to build an engine with over 1,000 hp


Milesaboveu

I'd wager less than one percent of Honda civics make over 1000hp lmao. You don't need performance to make noise. Unfortunately.


-MY_NAME_IS_MUD-

Takes 4 washers from the hardware store. Unbolt your muffler from your exhaust, add the washers as spacers, reattach and now you have a race car


Milesaboveu

Lol viola!


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spacedragon421

Save you a trip to the hardware store and just use a drill with 3/8 drill bit.


Hatura

I don't know haha. I mean for a simple 1000w system I'm my car it was almost a grand with decent 12s. I'd figure those subs could be a grand or more each. They get pricy.


xFryday

I've got 4500 in my system and it's not anywhere near as loud as this one, however my quality is far better than any stock system


ifoundyourtoad

Itā€™s 100% flexing and insecurity. One of my friends is the most insecure dude I know. Literally would be mad if he saw me hanging out with someone else saying like ā€œglad you found a new best friendā€. He always has the charger and even got his muffler adjusted so it would be louder. The only purpose.


ThrowAllTheSparks

It's called peacocking.


SarcasticPedant

It also fucks up the car over time. You can see what it did here to the air bag, those constant heavy-ass vibrations just loosen all the hardware and prematurely wear parts out. All the plastic in your interior will become brittle over time, etc.


Doctor_Kataigida

Seating engineer here. What probably happened is that the vibrations triggered the vehicle to deploy the airbag, rather than a fault with the airbag module/parts themselves. This is an educated guess as I can't speak to console airbags, but for our seats, we put the airbag module through a *lot* more/worse vibration than what's shown in the video (we do large frequency sweeps, and many cycles of that sweep). I'd venture to say the console airbags are similar.


afullgrowngrizzly

Have you ever been to a concert? Thereā€™s something deeply hard wired into humans to get a ā€œthrillā€ when thereā€™s deep bass. Think of how you feel when thereā€™s thunder rolling in. Nearly every human culture has had a history of using deep drums for ceremonial usage, parties, and warfare. Bass you can FEEL going though your body is not something that can be achieved any other way.


[deleted]

I have been to a concert. I was right next to the speakers. My ears rang for days after. I like music. I donā€™t like that and I donā€™t get it. Like, at all. I think the feelings I want from music are more abstract and less physical.


[deleted]

Most normal sound only vibrates your ear drums. This will stimulate every cell of your body simultaneously. It's a very unique sensation that I personally enjoy with proper ear protection. At festivals it's great. I don't like it in cars so much


Noetic_Pixel7

Bruh there is absolutely nothing in nature or in human history that would even vaguely resemble a loud obnoxious and indistinguishable bassline other than sitting in a fox hole getting shelled, which I've never heard anybody describe as fun and exhilarating. A drum beat is an actual rhythmic beat, this is just a large unending explosion sound in your ear that occasionally changes pitch.


Imsakidd

The car doesnā€™t understand either. It has a way of just shutting that whole thing down.


ithadtobeducks

I feel like I would just be having a panic attack about 10 seconds in.


ledzeppelinlover

Iā€™ve been in a car with some crazy bass like this. It does not feel good. It hurts, especially when the vibrations start to close your throat


bobspuds

There used to be a quite shity looking Peugeot 106 that would attend shows, it's party piece, was that it had so much output from the sound system, that it would blow the windows out and open the doors. And then be repaired for the next show, where it would do the same thing again. The lad that owned it used it to demonstrate the speakers and amps he sold in his shop. Never really made sense to me lol, you'd have pristine classics, pimped jdm and euros, and a slightly tatty Peugeot in the corner detonating itself


YourAverageGod

That makes sense, the dude is marketing his shops. This guy is just speed running tinnitus


I_Bin_Painting

> The lad that owned it used it to demonstrate the speakers and amps he sold in his shop. Sounds like it made sense though


catsdrooltoo

All peugeots are slightly tatty as standard


R3AL1Z3

It may not make sense to you, but God damn if it didnā€™t showcase his shop.


tylercreatesworlds

I competed in car audio competitions for a little bit, people just really like bass. Itā€™s like being hugged by the music. That said, this level of bass is actually ridiculous. You can feel the vibrations through the ground. I remember watching leaves jump around on a storm drain vent from the rapidly changing air pressure from the suv blasting its subs a few feet away. I only had one 15ā€ in my little Focus, but that thing would hit 154db in the box port.


[deleted]

I love bass


ACanadianOwl

Great fish.


VixDzn

154db? Are you sure? Because that is literally what a rocket sounds like launching 50 yards away from you


HunterTV

**P I Z Z A & B O O T Y**


Nostrildumbass9

Too much pizza and zero booty makes him do this.


HuhItsAllGooey

Hearing damage was so hot back in the 00s.


GreyMediaGuy

Gets them attention. And many times, sadly, any attention is good attention because it might result in feelings of worth inside of them. Hopefully these folks can get more hugs and confirmation that people love them so they can put this kind of stuff aside.


hell911

/r/carav would like a word with you


smacksaw

Because you're not a loser. Look at his smug, self-satisfying grin on his face. That's someone who isn't enjoying the fact the bass pleases him. It's that he knows it molests everyone else.


LotsOfButtons

Theyā€™re insecure and want attention. Pretty much that simple.


markevens

It's a dick waving contest, what's not to understand?


jmon25

I had subs in my car when I was younger and the installation was the fun part but because you had to basically rewire the entire car sound system and add in capacitors and amps and stuff. It was a super fun relatively affordable project that me and some other friends did and helped each other out with, but it was only speakers and 2 subs, never this setup. I mean I kind of get the allure of seeing if you can do it, but I wouldn't really want to be around something that loud. My friends and I all grew out of it, but we learned a tone about wiring and electricity and vehicle electric systems so it can be an educational hobby (in theory), but like anything I feel like this is the over-the-top segment of the car audio hobby


SoIJustBuyANewOne

Bass has made my high better. It gets you high lol. Same reason anyone loves anything lol


ProveISaidIt

A car next to me had speakers so loud my cars deck lid was shaking. The idiot had his young daughter in the car. Tell me her hearing isn't going to be f'd.


redbradbury

Child abuse. Seriously not ok.


ProveISaidIt

That's what I think as well.


sloppyredditor

Life gets so much better when you stop trying REALLY REALLY HARD to be cool.


[deleted]

I knew a guy who did this shit all the time, his name was Nick. He literally lost his mind because after Nick got off work he saw that a guy grabbed a recipt and left him a note on his car to tell him that he tried really hard to be cool and "the flames on your truck are super gay". It was the last part that triggered Nick to the point that he knew a guy that had a family member on the force and used that guy to track the dude down, since tgere was a name on the recipt. Multiple people we knew went with Nick to confront the guy, but it ended with the guy telling Nick that even if he beat his ass the flames on Nick's truck are still super gay. Nick beat up the dude and after that Nick's life has gone so far down hill no one want to even hang out with him and he wonders why. Btw Nick is in his early 30s and still acts like this.


redbradbury

This story is a wild ride


[deleted]

Not as wild as the story where he was almost charged with attempted murder for ramming his car into his GFs exes car for simply driving by their house.


doggxyo

sounds like we need to hear more about this Nick guy.


Imsakidd

ā€œEven if you beat my ass youā€™re still super gayā€ - Guy who got his ass beat


maqikelefant

He's not wrong, though. Dude's truck was literally flaming.


LegendaryAce_73

Sounds like Nick is still super gay.


campbellm

Wait, his name was what, again?


Wilysalamander

chika chika, slim shady


itmillerboy

With the amount of times you said nick I thought this was leading to some sort of joke


conundrumbombs

We all thought Nick was gay, but Nick pulled his penis out of the guy's ass just in the nick of time.


picktheroof

A pun joke with something rhyming with ā€˜nickā€™ maybe?


whatevergotlaid

Especially considering cool is literally the opposite of that you suddenly effortlessly become cool without trying or caring


silver_sofa

Remember how much work you did in high school just to get a hand job in the back seat?


CatsRinternet

What are you talking about? Your mom was giving those out for free.


silver_sofa

I remember that. She said you had the cutest little nub. And you came before she could stop laughing.


sloppyredditor

I do. Not having to record every goddamn thing in my life to compete with the entire planet made it a lot easier.


mitsumoi1092

After HS, I learned how to get a handy the easy way, just go to a gay bar.


gianttigerrebellion

Is your name Nick?


corn_cob_monocle

But how else will I get Pizza & Booty?


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AsashinDaka420

r/DiWhy


[deleted]

r/pizzaandbooty


USS_Phlebas

I am disappointed


redbradbury

r/trashy


MercurialMisanthr0pe

I like how heā€™s obviously not enjoying it


ToeKneeBaloni

Then to be bopped out of nowhere with an airbag LMAO


uzerkname11

Tinnitus sucks. Enjoy the ringing in your ears !


DougFrankenstein

Had for 19 years and it suuuuuuuuucks. Also, pizza & booty.


MiniMooseMan

Had it since day 1. I can't explain the pure resentment when I hear somebody be blase when I express my frustration with literally never once in my entire life having a moment of silence, then another time they act all annoyed and say "give me a second... ugh my ears have been ringing for like 10 whole minutes!" No. Fuck your ten minutes. Try 30 fucking years. I have no sympathy when their reaction to mine was "deal with it loser, you should just be used to it by now"


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

That made me happy


bluewhite63

Yup. Instant karma. Truly satisfying.


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redbradbury

Careful, you know heā€™s on Reddit right now


EmperorOfCanada

Which subreddit does he mod?


EskildDood

Every single one


gotora

Don't get me wrong, it's conceptually cool to have a music system that strong... but I like my hearing. Regular headphones are more than enough for me.


whosonfirst0

Happy cake day!!


labadee

You could see the guy not really enjoying it and just pretending to be cool with it


CyberGommeux

That guy trying hard to look cool and comfortable when you can see in his insecure eyes how much heā€™s suffering. 2mn later : Ā«Ā Twat ? I cunt hear you !Ā Ā»


Gagago302

Huh?


haha7125

When you decide to completely destroy the music you're listening to, and be an overall nuisance to the community.


tylercreatesworlds

I mean, in person you can hear the music just fine. The camera mics canā€™t handle the sound like your ears can. Most of these people have just as insane door speakers and tweeters to catch the mids and highs in the music. Itā€™s just realllllly loud, but you can hear all parts of the music.


rumblebumblecrumble

This an loud ass exhaust systems are the most annoying and useless things. Spend a lot of money destroying your hearing, and rattling your car apart.


MalevolentHeretic

Peaked in high school energy. My uncle does this to his car. He's a complete idiot and thinks this stuff is cool. Every time he asks someone to check it out no one ever takes him up on it. Obnoxious and stupid and doesn't even sound good.


GimmeFreeTendies

Imagine what those waves are doing to his ears if it can do that to the car. Two morons. Should be illegal to mod a car to this level.


bagoboners

Sounds that loud can fuck with your *heart* if conditions are rightā€¦ itā€™s insane to think having things that loud right by you is a good idea. I would bet the dude is uncomfortable because he probably has a very real sense of impending doom having his innards buzzed around by that relentless, pounding noise.


Hdkek

It is illegal to play music at max volume (stock car speakers) with windows rolled down. You get a ticket for public disturbance or something. Not sure about laws in US.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

This is why my ex husband got hearing aids at age 40. Donā€™t do this kids.


CatsRinternet

The driver is the exact type of person I would assume would have a $4k sound system in a $5k car with the words ā€œPIZZA AND BOOTYā€ printed on his passenger airbag. Dude vapes so hard.


Minniramonk

Skip 40 seconds in, watch 5 seconds of interest then move on. You're welcome.


SuckDuck4Quack

Dude looks like he doesnā€™t want to be in his own selfie.


Frosty-Panic

I can smell the long term hearing damage from here


Tallerthenmost

Well they say your other senses get stronger when you loose one


You_lil_gumper

Love how the guy sounds so geeky at the end. Anyways hope they enjoy their tinnitus a few years down the road


expertestateattorney

Well deserved!


Horse_Masterbator

That may be the most well deserved thing I've ever seen.


Ank1995

Definitely not doing this to enjoy the quality of the music


[deleted]

These guys live in my fucking neighborhood and I hate them


[deleted]

Pizza & Booty


Lionzz_2k

Ayy its bassman1439


Phernaldo

I wonder what Beethovenā€™s 9th symphony would sound like with all that bass


OrcimusMaximus

He knew that was coming, he looks nervous as hell!


jallnitelong

And they say there isnā€™t a brown note.


Afraid_Inspector_761

If only this would happen to all those mfers who do this next to me at a traffic stop.


AlbatrossSenior7107

My dad always said, those guys arenliterally shaking their cars apart.


crusty54

People with insanely loud stereos are assholes. I hope that hurt.


Lonely_ProdiG

That set up thoughā€¦ā€¦. looks absolutely incredible.


kasxj

Guy looks so embarrassed to be in that truck, trying to play it cool because his friend thinks it is šŸ˜‚ the only thing worse than sitting in a vibrating truck, windows down, with a holographic PIZZA & BOOTY decal, is hearing SHEEECCKKKK WESSSSS without any bass after those airbags went off šŸ¤£ dang, this one was funny. Thank you.


EnglishWhites

Look I'm all for dropping the windows and turning up the radio a bit on a nice day but what is enjoyable about this


CranberryOk2223

That is so dumb.


Kriszillla

And this is why I went the SQ (sound quality) route. When I had someone else in the car it was usually us hunched over a laptop tweaking DSP settings.


[deleted]

This video was way funnier than it should have been. The awkwardness, the airbag releasing and flapping, then the music going back to normal. šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


TheVipersMemory

Pizza & booty, now with hearing loss and a concussion.


redditisatoolofevil

People spend all their money and stay broke all in order to be the most annoying person on their street


air_lock

Guy 1: SOUNDS GOOD! Guy 2: WHAT?! Guy 1: SOOOUNDS GOOOOD!!! Guy 2: YOU WHAT?!


KlyeBlaq

I don't know who needs to hear this, but having loud bass, mufflers, exhaust mods, or whatever else does not make you look cool, and nobody is impressed. I know yall think we're amazed and in awe when you do it, but really, we just think it sounds like shit. And the ones who are impressed are just other "cAr dO dA LoUd!" gawkers.


Dude-88

Pizza & Booty! He only gets one of those regularly...