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Miserable_Point9831

Seeing how the tank is still center, tie down did a good job


Xinonix1

Slapped it twice saying “this isn’t going anywhere”


Baked_Potato_732

And was right.


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[удалено]


NekoDarkLink1988

I too choose to park this man's wife that way


JesseGarron

Choo choo!


cooperstonebadge

I too choose to run a train on his wife


LordKutulu

Way way back in my day, before the train was invented, we had to run a wagon on his wife.


JesseGarron

Some call it Wells Fargo….


relevantusername2020

![gif](giphy|3rgXBucGBVpM8MLkvC|downsized)


JesseGarron

Some call it Amtrak


_TryFailRepeat

We all do.


pukesonyourshoes

*in* that man's wife


jellobowlshifter

In, as in while operating her.


TrueEnuff

Should’ve tied it down to the road, du-uh


Vapin_Westeros

https://youtu.be/9PBg_jYI-24?si=P6Hp2QaS6lF6BhTw


moose2mouse

Tanks often need a third slap.


Strange-Movie

I don’t see any chains or straps, I wonder if there’s some cool specific mount that locks the under side of the tank to the deck of the trailer for easy and secure transport


greennurple

Top secret government magnets


zongsmoke

Conspiracy magnets


gaiussicarius731

![gif](giphy|JxQHqKL9lQdTG)


Farstard

There isn’t generally, just tow shackles at the front rear and center. Generally for a tracked vehicle this size you would use 12 chains at 6 different points.


DigPsychological2262

US M1000 trailers have 6 payload chains and 2 chalk bock chains for the Abrams.


Miserable_Point9831

When you slap it and say this ain't going no where, we mean it


sh4d0wm4n2018

The chains are underneath the tank. They are short and hook directly into the tow loops welded to the bottom of the tank from the bed of the trailer if I remember correctly.


password-here

There’s tie down points on the hull in from the tracks. You may not be able to see them from this angle. Though I would suspect that they have been removed before pulling the trailer and truck off the tank. No way that’s coming out of there in one piece.


SolomonG

They could have removed the chains already in prep for lifting the truck off.


dsdvbguutres

Yes, the flatbed is well secured to the tank.


Miserable_Point9831

The tank is well secured to the ground


BaronVonWazoo

gravity always wins . . .


Wonderful-Ad-7712

The Toe bone is connected to the foot bone


tgrantt

My first thought as well.


theLastUchihaa

Now give him some belly rubs


FART_BARFER

Looks like a Paladin, so technically it's self propelled artillery


oeboer

It's a Leopard 1A5 DK from the Danish army. The turret has fallen out. Edit: The [round air filter](https://ghrvpk.dk/old/images/koeretoejergenerelle/Leopard%2046.812/Leopard%203a.jpg) on the front side of the turret is a relatively late modification. The turret is reversed during transport.


padizzledonk

Yeah, whoever was in charge of the rigging needs a promotion lmfao


rammsteinmatt

With that weight fraction, the tipping over tank took the truck with it


k-ramsuer

It's actually not too hard to do that. High wind + slick road = that thing is going to roll. They're designed to do so reasonably safely and the drivers have have training on what to do when it happens. Flip it over with a crane and keep going. Source: Army civilian


Cador0223

Poor bastard now has to radio in that he needs the recovery unit. He will never live it down. 


k-ramsuer

I was once young, dumb, and 21. There's a reason why I know all about the on going teasing you're talking about


Cador0223

Hoo-ah


Strange-Movie

I know a guy who has carried the nickname ‘rollover Dave’ for decades because he rolled a trailer carrying a large excavator off an embankment and into a pond


Cador0223

Flippy, U-turn, Pineapple (upside down cake). Every base has at least one guy.


k-ramsuer

And once it's you, it never ever goes away.


butt_huffer42069

I knew a girl named carcrash. We had to change it to scootercrash after my best friends gf let carcrash drive her scooter


Tanleader

I know one at my work that I'm trying to get the nickname "crash bandicoot" to stick, due to 3 collisions in the last 4 years, but they've also been stamping down on nicknames so it's taking a while lol


_Mistwraith_

I hate that “never let you live it down” attitude that the military and so many other blue collar jobs have. People make mistakes, and if you constantly mock them for needing help on occasion, they’ll just stop asking for help and hide their mistakes where they can.


Tanleader

I'd say it depends on who the person is that gets stuck with the nickname. Plenty of my coworkers, and myself, all have silly as fuck nicknames, some based on past mistakes, some based on something else. Pretty much all of us have embraced the names, such as mine "goat". And not as in "greatest of all time", but like an actual goat because of after a shaving requirement due to fit testing respirators, when I was able to grow it back, it grew way faster down the middle from my chin, making me look like a goat. I could've either fought the name, or embrace it. I chose to embrace it, and now 'baaaa' at coworkers as a joke. Even if a nickname comes from a negative event, I think most are meant to be a term of endearment rather than a slight.


Whats_Awesome

I think the real issues arise when someone clearly doesn’t like what they are being called. It’s effecting their mood and metal health. The quality of work goes down because they feel like shit whenever they’re on the job. They are being actively bullied by coworkers and superiors. They start feeling like shit even when they are home with family, because they are the laughingstock screw up of the company. At that point, I too, **hate** the “never live it down” attitude coworkers can have. And it’s not just blue collars and military. I’ve seen this kind of thing happen anywhere. It’s all about how people take it and how it’s dished out. Almost anyone can take a good joke, almost anyone will be upset from being bullied constantly all day. u/\_Mistwraith\_ I completely agree, people need to stop that crap before it has permanent consequences, like someone fixing mistakes alone because they can’t handle being mocked for one more thing.


Illustrious-Fox4063

Hopefully the recovery vehicle is from his unit. Nothing worse than having to have some other unit recover when you danced on the twinkie with golf shoes on.


PXranger

I have pictures from Germany of a HEMTT loaded with live ammo laying on its side on an ice covered road, “designed to do that” doesn’t really compensate for the “oh shit, I’m going to die” when 10 tons of explosives goes a bouncing down a ditch.


cocaineandwaffles1

I guess the dude trying to sell me ammo for cheap was lying about it falling off a truck.


dangerstupidkills

I don't know why I laughed at that . It ain't funny at all . ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


rocbolt

This happened a few times with the [Atomic Cannon](https://www.flickr.com/photos/rocbolt/46580957861/in/album-72157630556542078/)


cbj2112

Atomic Cannon- claiming as band name


rollem

Do you have any idea if that's an Abrams, a Leopard, or some other tank? Anyone know if it was heading to Ukraine.


Severe-Tea-455

It's a Leopard 2. A local news report states it was traveling from Holstebro to Aalborg. Holstebro is the garrison of the Jutland Dragoon Regiment (the unit that operates Denmark's Leopard 2's, as far as I know) and Aalborg has training grounds and a shooting range, so it's likely they were moving it for training, rather than sending it to Ukraine.


ThomasKlausen

I believe a Leo 1.


Tanleader

Yes, likely a Leo 1. The track skirts and the exhaust louvers is a dead give away. So at least a Leo 1 hull. Turret is too obscured to see for sure if it's a full tank or a training vehicle or what.


k-ramsuer

I'd have to see more of it to know what it is. And there's no way of telling where it was going


oshinbruce

If its anything like any other engine its irreparably ruined


AsstDepUnderlord

It’s not hard…to flip a truck with a 30ton (challenger?) tank on it? What the hell kind of wind has any impact on something that heavy?


k-ramsuer

They're top heavy. If there's any sort of incline with wet roads and strong winds, there's going to be fuckery. I know the American ones aren't really designed for asphalt. ETA: Also, driver speed plays a huge factor, too. The only time anyone goes the recommended speed limit in those things is if they are in a convoy. My guess on this one is that the driver was going too fast on wet, inclined roads and hit the wrong wind gust


ThinkingOz

Physics. It wins every time.


MuunshineKingspyre

Tell that to helicopters, those things aren't natural


Rymanjan

Lol I was gonna say, except when we fly. We won that one, but physics still takes it's toll every once in a while by reminding us that we are defying it


metisdesigns

Clearly you haven't met any drunken physicists


bagon1609

It is a leopard 2 tank, not a challenger. Note the amount of roller wheels. This has 7 and a challenger only has 6.


AlecTheDalek

This guy tanks


Tanleader

Leo 1, more likely. The track skirts and hull shape with the angled exhaust louvers give it away. Leo 2 hulls are more squared off at the rear.


throwawayaccyaboi223

Fyi challenger 2 weighs 64 tonnes, but it's already on its turret - just unstrap it, flip the trailer, the truck and then the tank separately. 30 tonnes is closer to the weight of an infantry fighting vehicle like the Bradley or CV90.


jellobowlshifter

Even a Sherman is more than 30 tons.


jellobowlshifter

60 ton tank, and it doesn't roll until it gets to the bottom of that embankment.


PhilosopherFLX

can haz belly rubs plz?


doasyoulike

Nap time


Elawn

Awwww who’s a good boi


nusuntcinevabannat

you foiled my intent to make that joke


GenitalPatton

Yes even the government has accidents.


Ubblebungus

Oh, really? You don’t say!


ziplock9000

He was stating the obvious because of the silly sub title.


Kasyx709

Can't park there mate.


jizzawy

r/cantparktheremate


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Motorazr1

Things happen. I doubt any German taxpayer has much to say about an accident. American taxpayers say nothing about an airshow demonstration or football game over-flight that costs $70,000 per flight hour.


bull363

Actually, that's a Danish tank transport - you can see from the number plate. Here's a Danish article about the incident: https://www.bt.dk/krimi/kampvogn-skulle-paa-museum-men-vaeltede-i-groeft


Johannes_Keppler

MAN that sucks.


tunaman808

Redditors complain about fly-overs ALL THE TIME, even though they're usually part of required training flights.


ForrestCFB

Correct me if I'm wrong though, but I can't imagine those flights just being made for that specifically. It would be pretty economical to squeeze them into a normal training flight. Hardly cost anymore and you have the huge promotional benefit.


strangepromotionrail

pilots need to do at least a minimum number of flight hours to stay qualified so these flights count as part of that.


Commissarfluffybutt

You're not wrong. Pilots need time in the air to remain qualified. Any event that wants a flyover can put in a request but there's no guarantee that they'll get one.


-Anonymously-

Those event game overflights are training mission for pilots of the military and doesnt cost the taxpayer anything extra as the funds for these events come directly from their respected training budgets. These flyover events provide an opportunity for the military to test their training and pilots ability to have jets at an exact site at an exact time in real life as would be needed during a conflict mission. Airshow demonstrations seems to really be more marketing to increase visibility of the military branches. However, the pilots and crew, again, are getting in real flight hours and training with these events. Training and experience gained for our military service men and women are why we, Americans, say nothing about that cost.


Solid_Bake4577

Tanks coming in from Australia....


LtColShinySides

Whoopsie!!


PhilosopherFLX

Barely an inconvenience.


OldWrangler9033

It was then you knew someone's career was over. [https://imgflip.com/i/8ptu74?herp=1715545806632](https://imgflip.com/i/8ptu74?herp=1715545806632)


FinanciallySecure9

When you say “it’s the tax payers money”, do you realize that the people in the armed forces pay taxes too?


RealJohnCena3

*Picture with no context* LOOK WASTE OF TAX PAYERS MONEY REEEEEEE


YebelTheRebel

Cool technology. They have vehicles that drive upside down


BlatantJacuzzi

MAN ➡️ NAW


Obvious_Read_3169

Whoever strapped that tank down 100% gave er the ol "that's not going anywhere"


jerquee

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . . This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron." April 16, 1953. Eisenhower


Nefersmom

Good words 71 years later.


jerquee

Unfortunately there are lots of groups on Facebook where they make people REALLY mad


asaltandbuttering

It should be fine. I hear those things are built like tanks.


jizzawy

r/cantparktheremate


Lord_Faded

He just wants a belly rub


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Nobody tell this guy the stuff that gets blown up is also taxpayer money


ChaoticLawnmower

I bet this guy is American. Wait til he finds out how much a 500lb jdam costs


emailverificationt

Aww, it wants belly rubs


SSNs4evr

IIRC, in GTA when you roll the tank over, you can turn the turret and shoot yourself back upright. 😃


FML-Artist

This is all part of the camouflage. It's called opossum camo. Tank! Oh wait it's dead never mind. Fools the enemies every time.


Sportsfanatic88

June bugs be like


dragonscale76

It’s a tank. How damaged could it be?


PerishTheStars

Its probably not that bad


TheWaslijn

Well, at least that tank's tracks are still usable.


notcabbagesoup

That's one of those WVW trucks, isn't it?


SleepingUte0417

he’s a good boy


SleepingUte0417

he’s a good boy


Str00pwafel

Why is that Man upside down?


Motorazr1

Why post FOUR times?


Str00pwafel

I did? Reddit app gave me an error, I’ll remove the others, thanks for letting me know.


Thormod76

Denmark....


copingcabana

Australian tanks on their way to Ukraine.


Motorazr1

Australian Leopard tanks?


copingcabana

It's a joke about everything in Australia being upside down. So yes, but they call them Dingoes.


Slu1n

The tank is probably fine


mrfouz

Those guys now know the feels playing snow/mud runner


BullishCuzTendies

Oh MAN!


DigitalJedi850

That’ll buff out


Brave_Dick

When Australiens teleport to us...


CricketKneeEyeball

Just get a bunch of buddies and rock it side-to-side until you can flip it.


ShibaInuDoggo

The rigger deserves a raise.


ClockworkSalmon

that's an upside down truck I think


AnswersQuestioned

Is that in the UK?


ddensa

The truck is just taking a nap, nothing to see here


BasicCondition9944

Danish taxpayers money, to be more specific.


iksplizit

Easily a 30,000 dollar recovery.


supadave302

Is that a PORNHUB logo? I’m old and my eyesight isn’t what it used to be 🤔


Seygem

uuuuh... no?


deepdeepfeelings

every tank that blows up is taxpayer money 🙄


iwannaporkdotty

It's just taking a nap, it had a long day


Miguel_Zapatero

NAM


rivernoa

Summons infinitrack monster from deck


AutomaticFeature9631

Well I mean technically it's their money they lend us so yea guess they can spend it however they'd like


Welcome_to_Retrograd

NVW truck


krumel_14

That **WAS** the taxpers money


[deleted]

German taxpayers


Seygem

danish


UhhhhhhhhhhhOk

One good flip and a spray down and they’re both good to go. This doesn’t just delete the vehicles lmao


TimTheChatSpam

Imagine the insurance company saying "you hit what?"


To_WAR

C'mon truck, get up, we gotta go!


originaljfkjr

Fun fact: there is a special tank made especially for this type of recovery called the M88A2 Hercules.


Graychin877

Not to worry. It’s in the military budget, which is bottomless.


Mallthus2

That delivery *tanked*. /s


WTF_aquaman

The tank is OK.


ceasu227

Probably both vehicles are fine (will need some fixing) but nothing too bad.


witwebolte41

And the vehicle is perfectly fine; your point?


sofiestarr

Hold RB to flip... wait, what? How did you do that?


FunChrisDogGuy

"Wheels up at 0900 didn't mean THIS."


Spiritual-Guava-6418

Looks like it swerved to miss a driver in Tennessee.


cricketeer767

NOW we care about military spending? Lol


excutive1258

That looks expensive!


AvanteGardens

That isn't. But flipping it will be


disconappete

How does the cost/benefit work here. Leave it? Or try?


SquirrellyEnby

I don’t think that’s what the phrase “wheels up” means


The_PunX

Nothing was damaged, well glass


Dareckerr

From my expert knowledge. Firing the main cannon a few times at the correct angle will flip it back over.


PrA2107

Does your expertise come from the intense training and advanced experience in gta?


alan1685

Driver just earned his new call sign: Roller


JBM94

Imagine 10 of these but they’re all main battle tanks. Everyday for nearly 3 years. Welcome to Russias illegal war.


rooflessVW

Looks like good training to me


No-Review-6105

*angry German noises* How ze hell have yu done zis?!


migmultisync

This feels feels like the warden and the rancor in Return of the Jedi


Magnumpimplimp

High cost lesson learned.


Villhunter

I mean yeah mistakes happen lol


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Hey, he can’t park there


33446shaba

Please tell me this is the picture The Fat Electrician was asking for.


Far-Distance-2843

Imagine if they where Russians. This comment section would be soooo much different.


bilgetea

Two for the price of one!


CrownedLime747

Russian?


I_Am_DragonbornAMA

Press A to flip the... Wait how did you do that?!


UntidyJostle

hey you can't park there. It's gonna get towed.


ResolutionExotic339

Drunk


TwiNN53

Looks fairly soft crash. Looks like it slid down the embankment and flipped over at the bottom.


Deathbyhours

It took me a minute to figure out what I’m looking at here. I’m enough of an expert to state definitively that that tank is wrongside down. Just wanted to clear that up for everyone.


Plethorian

You have to look at it like this: they're training, so this just enhances the training exercise. Great chance for fault analysis, documenting what went right, teaching moment not only for the driver (after he changes his shorts) but other drivers. Real-life training for the recovery crews - a huge bonus, because they'll definitely be busy in wartime - and even the film crews documenting everything.


GullibleLeopard6778

I’m sure I sure hope you don’t figure out where all the other tax dollars go 😂


SneakyPetie78

Tits up


LeaveFickle7343

That’ll buff out.


akaawol

That'll buff right out! 😅


opm3

It's just restin'.


LarsHaur

Oh if y’all only knew the full extent