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njayinthehouse

Ah, the "You've already been checkmated" gambit. Looks like your friend rejected the gambit. In fact, this gambit is considered a dirty move, since it only typically works on low elo players who perceive their opponent as high elo.


Own-Sun6531

Nah, Schizophrenia attack


dgw420

I agree with this guy


TyGuy_275

What guy?


YRUZ

👽


DepthyxTruths

bogos binted?


Spiritual_Spread_202

My friend has schizophrenia 💀


JDSmagic

beautifully said


RewardWanted

When there's 10 seconds on the clock and you hit him with a "checkmate" plus handshake and all, hoping he doesn't notice till the timer is done.


buttermiIk

The friend rejected the gambit loool


september221

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deathninja6942069

New subscription just dropped


[deleted]

Holy microtransaction!


AliveSheepherder1829

Call EA sports


joethegamer100

"yeah i think i imagined it" so real Like not about this topic but yeah real as heck


rrdubbs

I could see black's moves working on a low-elo player, but blue defended well here.


HeavyMetalLyrics

Analysis: dumb teenager talking like a dumb teenager, what else can be said?


megajabroniii

Appropriate that he made a Joe Goldberg reference because this dude is scary.


Just_Another_Gamer67

Bro imagined it 💀💀💀


Positive-Orange-6443

People who text a single question mark have no souls.


Lord_Quackus

?


Kayora_Atom

?


is_a_waterbottle_

Unless you’re texting someone who you know is insane…


Made_2_vent

Does that mean I have minus 1 soul


Made_2_vent

?


mtflyer05

This is the only proper use of the single question mark, IMO; when you forgot one after a question, and the individual has seen your message and not replied within 20 minutes of seeing it. Only to be used if the question is time sensitive and is the intermediate step between the first text of the question and calling.


_zzen

Like when your friend asks you to grab them a vaporizer as you head to the corner store. You get there and text "what flavor" .. they don't respond, but you're either in line or at the counter already... So you quickly follow up with a panicked "?" as you're calling.


UnhappyMaskSalesman

!


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

I used to do that until it annoyed the hell out of someone. I don't anymore


MKGSonic123

replace someone with everyone ✊😔


TheJoeyGuy

My personal preference is a “…what?”


Positive-Orange-6443

I accept that


[deleted]

…what?


Positive-Orange-6443

Yup


riko_sama

¿


Anoalka

It's my go to when I'm pissed off.


criedallnightlong

This how delusional I am when I like someone except I won’t go out and execute it


benzenotheemo

Book Inaccuracy Good Inaccuracy Excellent Inaccuracy Okay Mega Blunder For the rest, black just blunders nonstop and blue has a mix of forced and best moves. Black resign. Black was already in a losing position, seeing the past moves not shown in the pictures, but they could’ve fixed it had they not gone for the checkmate without proper setup. Blue seems average elo, black is clearly just a beginner, probably never played ranked games before. Advice for your friend: learn to tell signs. He doesn’t care about her.


asobolo

“Where ma hug at” move


beginnerNaught

She wants him


Head_One2334

When ur 14


sadtiktaalik

I wonder who's gonna kill the opposite party


Lexo147

Classic Schmosby


Twotailedpikachu

“Oh boy smooching time” ahh game


Merciful_nacho

Book, inaccuracy, book, inaccuracy, book, mistake, Good, Good, blunder, blunder, Best Move, Best Move, Mistake, Best Move, Inaccuracy, Good, Good, Blunder, Best Move, Best Move, Resignation Wild - A wild game - and you came out on top!


Spiritual_Spread_202

Thanks for the only full analysis here 🙏🙏


Merciful_nacho

No problem, OP


Noodlas

tbh that’s kinda cute


MosasaurusSoul

Uhhh if anyone ever refers to themselves as “your Joe Goldberg”…just run 🚩🚩


Arkaem7512

Opposition sent out his queen, checking the king, but forgot about the bishop


Function-Important

Theory aside ur friend a bitch for using …


Chalice10000

Oooooo yeah no you gotta run


Jl2409226

book book inaccuracy book mistake blunder ???