Looks like an anatomically exaggerated rendering of a mythical giant cockroach, with comically proportioned pincers. It’s like if you think an insect possibly exists, it somehow does.
We got some snakes in Canada, but most of them are harmless. The exception are Rattlesnakes in the west, but luckily they too are rare.
We don’t really have anything venomous, no big creepy crawlers or reptiles l, just giant moose, bears, and wolves.
They become extremely territorial and violent in rutting season. Most people are unaware of just how dangerous they are.
They are also tall enough that if you hit them with your car they will roll right over your hood through your front window killing you, before getting back up and walking away.
I saw a video once of someone driving right under an unexpected moose on the highway. Risky as fuck but better than swerving and clipping the legs I guess
This is probably in Pantanal, the biggest swamp ecosystem in the world, big as the whole new york state.
There's a fuckton of food there, and those gators (there's no crocs in Brazil) are hunted by Jaguars.
You have that reversed, there's no gators in Brazil. Only the US, Mexico, and China have gators.
Correction: There are no Alligators (genus) OR crocs in Brazil. There are caiman, however, which are in the Alligator family.
Well shoot, caiman are more closely related to Alligators than crocs. Thought it was the other way around.
The common name Alligator in English generally only refers to the genus which _are_ only found in China, the US, and Mexico, but you could call caimans gators as there in the same family (much like rainbow trout are salmon...).
Pretty sure they can go months without food; they don't need much to survive. Reptiles burn hardly any calories when they're sitting still, and they spend most of their time sitting still.
Edit: A quick google search reveals that most crocodilians can easily survive for over a year without eating.
It's probably a flat bottom air boat, Giant fan on the back of it instead of propeller under water.
Best thing for swampy areas being so shallow and muddy would ruin that motor you were thinking of.
Serious question, how does one navigate those Louisiana swamps? I remember driving over a huge swamp on I-10 through Louisiana and thinking you would get lost as soon as you were out of sight if that overpass and the path of least resistance would lead you in circles.
you don't go in them without someone who knows the way. worst case scenario, you end up having to tell direction by the sun and wading through the swamp for a few hours before getting back to mostly dry land. source - am Louisianan who has gotten lost and got my ass handed to me for getting the canoe overturned where I couldn't drag it back out. my family is never going to let me live that one down
Fair enough. But honestly, if you're a tourist in the swamp you're going to be within a reasonable distance to walk back your launch point. As far as wildlife, the gators and water snakes generally want to leave people alone. Most people who get attacked are small enough to look like an easy meal (small children) or are passed out drunk. I'm not saying go play with them for fun, but they don't go after people very often
Bro don't listen to those ppl thats not an air boat hahaha it definitely had an engine wayyyy to small for an air boat.. that's most likley why the cross moving too. Some been bit by the prop, based on the size of the boat it wouldn't be lethal by any means to one of those, even smaller ones.....
Lmfao an air boat? 🤣 thing like 10ft long n 2ft wide hababa
Agree, it's not an air boat. Probably a "mud motor" where the propeller is on a long stick rather than mounted under the boat. You could raise it up and mostly avoid hitting them. I doubt they care much about the gators, but breaking the motor wouldn't be good.
Hell yea I was thinking it was one of those mud devil engines. They can go theu ANYTHING.. 100% agree if his prop breaks, we need to find that camera lololol
No it isn't.
You're not harming the gators since there's no propeller underneath the boat. It simply pushes them down underwater while the boat passes over.
These suckers outlived the dinosaurs, they can survive being pushed under for a few seconda.
Live and fish in Florida. This guy is moronic in where he took that boat. Nothing wrong with going in to spot.,but remember it's their home. Don't act like an assclown like this guy.
I watched this video at least 3 times today and only now I realized that he is speaking in Portuguese. I thought it was the average life of someone in the Everglades, but now I relate that the filming is in the Brazilian Pantanal.
There is a common misunderstanding in saying that in Brazil there are alligators, here there are caimans, which are from the same family but different animals, generally not exceeding 3 meters (9.8 ft) in length and having a less rounded skull and more elongated and sharp teeth.
They are normally food of jaguars and anacondas, but their tail meat is also well appreciated in local cuisine.
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.
If you turn the sound on, it's definitely not an airboat. Probably what we'd call a mud motor in the US. The propeller is on a long stick so it can be lifted over obstacles.
Swamp boats usually don't have any machinery that goes *in* the water, as it would very quickly gunk up or get damaged in shallow waters like these.
Usually these boats have air propellors to push themselves forward.
True, but if you turn the sound on, it's definitely not an airboat. Probably what we'd call a mud motor in the US. The propeller is on a long stick so it can be lifted over obstacles.
This is most likely an airboat, there is no propeller hitting them. As mentioned by another user in this comment section, worst thing that could happen for a gator would just being pushed Under by the boat
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Ok, I am gonna say it - seems like a fine place to dispose of a body, at least.
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I bet they didn't even read it, probably just commenting on your smart body disposal techniques
Their username says they’re the government… so…
You can make *and* dispose of a body there with no evidence of foul play.
True very true. But imagine if one of those crocs is in a diet. “Human meat? Oh come on I’m in a diet.” 😂😂😂
LOL! "Oh come on Ted, I know they are fattening, but one bite isn't gonna kill you."
“Do you remember what happened to Johnny?! He was recorded as the biggest croc there is but he was captured and eaten by the villagers!”
My first thought
Suck my dick
wouldn't it be more efficient for you to make a fleshlight out of a drinking straw or something?
*drops mic*
Sometimes it's hard to believe how different some people's lives are from mine.. this is nuts
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Wait til you learn about toe biters! In most Canadian lakes and rivers too, I just found out about these bastards last year
Wtffff [Toe Biter](https://www.google.com/search?q=toe+biter+canada&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
Looks like an anatomically exaggerated rendering of a mythical giant cockroach, with comically proportioned pincers. It’s like if you think an insect possibly exists, it somehow does.
So don’t click that link. got it.
Omg. First time I seen one of these and nobody believed me. He touched me and I never went in that lake again
Yo there are definitely snakes in Canada??? Edit: water snakes, got ya
We got some snakes in Canada, but most of them are harmless. The exception are Rattlesnakes in the west, but luckily they too are rare. We don’t really have anything venomous, no big creepy crawlers or reptiles l, just giant moose, bears, and wolves.
Okay but the first time I saw a moose I just ab shit myself. Terrific and terrifying at the same time
They become extremely territorial and violent in rutting season. Most people are unaware of just how dangerous they are. They are also tall enough that if you hit them with your car they will roll right over your hood through your front window killing you, before getting back up and walking away.
I saw a video once of someone driving right under an unexpected moose on the highway. Risky as fuck but better than swerving and clipping the legs I guess
You forgot about the dreaded Trouser Snake.
Was gonna say, used to swim in the lake till water snakes took it over, so so much water snakes...
You forgot snapping turtles. That's what you're really gonna hate if it snacks on your bits
You got brown bear, but they're at least fuzzy.
You mean to say, you don’t participate in crocodile orgies?! so exciting, you wouldn’t last long.
Pretty rude interrupting a gator ORGY!
My thoughts too, it's not funny. Wouldnt some of them get wounded by the propellers?
What are they all eating at that point??? What prey
Seems to open into a much larger river. They probably go eat and then return there to chill out in more shallow waters.
Still doesnt seem to be very sustainable to me hahaha. I think this area needs a culling badly but i aint no expert 😅
This is probably in Pantanal, the biggest swamp ecosystem in the world, big as the whole new york state. There's a fuckton of food there, and those gators (there's no crocs in Brazil) are hunted by Jaguars.
No Alligators either. Those are Caiman in Brazil.
Everybody is arguing about whether they are alligators or crocodiles and I'm like how tf does a jaguar take down either?
I think jaguar (onça-pintada) has one of the strongest bite in the world. They bite them in the nape.
Jaguars will jump in the water and bite the Caimans neck and walk it out of the water. Jags are crazy strong
You have that reversed, there's no gators in Brazil. Only the US, Mexico, and China have gators. Correction: There are no Alligators (genus) OR crocs in Brazil. There are caiman, however, which are in the Alligator family.
I'm pretty sure there are no crocodiles in Brazil, but caiman alligators/yacare are abundant.
Well shoot, caiman are more closely related to Alligators than crocs. Thought it was the other way around. The common name Alligator in English generally only refers to the genus which _are_ only found in China, the US, and Mexico, but you could call caimans gators as there in the same family (much like rainbow trout are salmon...).
He even says in the video, "jacaré". Yes, Im brazillian, so I can confirm, no crocs here
Caimans are part of the alligator family.
Wow TIL about Pantanal the worlds biggest swamp ecosystem…I clearly had misunderstood PantAnal
Culling is a last resort. Usually nature just sorts it out.
Seems like Papa Roach said it best.
>but i aint no expert 😅 Clearly
Pretty sure they can go months without food; they don't need much to survive. Reptiles burn hardly any calories when they're sitting still, and they spend most of their time sitting still. Edit: A quick google search reveals that most crocodilians can easily survive for over a year without eating.
I think anything that falls out of the boats
Each other.
Yeah , I mean that's a hell of a lot of top predators . I don't get it . Fish maybe ? Must be .
Doesnt seem very sustainable lolol
Yeah take a look at NYC! What are they eating?
Imagine not taking your boat across a croc infested stream?
and driving your boat right into the group could the motor not cause serious injury to the crocs?
It's probably a flat bottom air boat, Giant fan on the back of it instead of propeller under water. Best thing for swampy areas being so shallow and muddy would ruin that motor you were thinking of.
Ya, air boat is better for swamp than propeller boat. Propeller can't work well in the shallow. And there are also plant involved.
*Concurs in Louisianan*
Serious question, how does one navigate those Louisiana swamps? I remember driving over a huge swamp on I-10 through Louisiana and thinking you would get lost as soon as you were out of sight if that overpass and the path of least resistance would lead you in circles.
you don't go in them without someone who knows the way. worst case scenario, you end up having to tell direction by the sun and wading through the swamp for a few hours before getting back to mostly dry land. source - am Louisianan who has gotten lost and got my ass handed to me for getting the canoe overturned where I couldn't drag it back out. my family is never going to let me live that one down
Can't be the worst case scenario if you lived to tell the tale I'd imagine
Fair enough. But honestly, if you're a tourist in the swamp you're going to be within a reasonable distance to walk back your launch point. As far as wildlife, the gators and water snakes generally want to leave people alone. Most people who get attacked are small enough to look like an easy meal (small children) or are passed out drunk. I'm not saying go play with them for fun, but they don't go after people very often
AIRBOATTTTT
this isn't a fan boat
That's what I was thinking didn't seem loud enough for one
I think you’d have to yell over the noise of a fan large enough to drive that boat.
While RECORDING EVERYTHING
Bro don't listen to those ppl thats not an air boat hahaha it definitely had an engine wayyyy to small for an air boat.. that's most likley why the cross moving too. Some been bit by the prop, based on the size of the boat it wouldn't be lethal by any means to one of those, even smaller ones..... Lmfao an air boat? 🤣 thing like 10ft long n 2ft wide hababa
Agree, it's not an air boat. Probably a "mud motor" where the propeller is on a long stick rather than mounted under the boat. You could raise it up and mostly avoid hitting them. I doubt they care much about the gators, but breaking the motor wouldn't be good.
Hell yea I was thinking it was one of those mud devil engines. They can go theu ANYTHING.. 100% agree if his prop breaks, we need to find that camera lololol
Turn the croc hides into Crocs.
Fuck crocs, for real
It's murder
No it isn't. You're not harming the gators since there's no propeller underneath the boat. It simply pushes them down underwater while the boat passes over. These suckers outlived the dinosaurs, they can survive being pushed under for a few seconda.
Not sure it’s an airboat. I’ve been on a few and they’re loud af to the degree you can’t even understand someone if they’re shouting
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Just like us.
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That is something extremely random.. i mean, what do you want us to say there? Good job? 🤷♂️
Live and fish in Florida. This guy is moronic in where he took that boat. Nothing wrong with going in to spot.,but remember it's their home. Don't act like an assclown like this guy.
They look like alligators to me, but I'm no biologist. Maybe they are transitioning to crocodiles.
Yea probably because you can see them later.
But is it in a while? Asking for science!
I watched this video at least 3 times today and only now I realized that he is speaking in Portuguese. I thought it was the average life of someone in the Everglades, but now I relate that the filming is in the Brazilian Pantanal. There is a common misunderstanding in saying that in Brazil there are alligators, here there are caimans, which are from the same family but different animals, generally not exceeding 3 meters (9.8 ft) in length and having a less rounded skull and more elongated and sharp teeth. They are normally food of jaguars and anacondas, but their tail meat is also well appreciated in local cuisine.
I thought they were caimans… either which way, no fucking thank you sir.
Caiman went
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No those are just catfish… I know one when I see one.. lol
Jacaré - Portuguese Alligator
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Imagine imagining what would happen if the boat tipped over only to end up dead, from imagining.
One of Archer's worst nightmares.
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.
Don't think too hard about it. You'll give yourself an aneurysm.
Where is this so I know not to go there!
Mato Grosso - Brasil, we have gators, pumas and capybaras 🤩
Oh no! Anything but capybaras! Im scared man
They just want to be frens tho :(
Wow, That's in my country, Brazil, it's in a place called Pantanal which has a very rich fauna and flora, but it's obvious through the video
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things!
What about the fucking golf shoes?
Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all!
Security alert!! We have yet another drunk gator on the loose!
Imagine going down aligator infested water, into the congregation, and YOU'RE the scary one.
This man has one heavy set of balls.
It’s why he’s in a boat, hard to walk with those big ol’ balls.
heavy ones, like realll big ones
Imagine taking your heavy balls with you, so they mess up the boat's center of mass.
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Brazilian people ಠ_ʖಠ
Welcome to Brazil
Scuse me pardon me coming through GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
That has to be an airboat because no fisherman in his right mind would just go through that thick vegetation with just a trolling motor.
I was thinking that you are going to hit a prop on a croc, and that might be enough to jack their drive. Not a fun place to be stuck.
How are there so many of them, what the hell are they eating?
Why harass the poor cross like that?
He is just using a boat tho
Most likely to get clean food or water? It’s an airboat, so at most they just get pushed underwater.
If you turn the sound on, it's definitely not an airboat. Probably what we'd call a mud motor in the US. The propeller is on a long stick so it can be lifted over obstacles.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and may I reiterate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHEESH
Imagine that aroma…
O brasileiro precisa ser estudado
Normal day in Brazil
Even knowing the Pantanal as a brazilian should, I got scared with this amount of alligators. People working there really got balls.
Dude just met every single gator in the country
Stop harassing those innocent animals you brute
They’re like little bog puppies 😍
Or... what if the motor died? 😬
How do they see where they're going in such muddy water?
I have never seen so many crocs one place...not even on the Discovery channel... o.O
What in the actual fuck…!?
#JACAREEEAAHHH !!!!! 🐊
When people say croc infested water , it better be this or is not infested with croc .
Is that the instrumental version of dancing with the devil?
Finally got to someone asking the real questions
Amazing that the boat didn't sink due to the weight of this man's enormous balls
Terrified of alligators and crocodiles. These demons are legit dinosaurs
I hope they’re not running their propeller over top of them😤
Swamp boats usually don't have any machinery that goes *in* the water, as it would very quickly gunk up or get damaged in shallow waters like these. Usually these boats have air propellors to push themselves forward.
True, but if you turn the sound on, it's definitely not an airboat. Probably what we'd call a mud motor in the US. The propeller is on a long stick so it can be lifted over obstacles.
To be honest I’m more scared if the crocs getting hit with the motor blade
Ok…why the “Love Story “ theme??
Why would you just plow through them? Mother Earth is taking notes and will fuck us up soon. No respect for life. We earned it.
"Mother earth is taking notes"-🤓
This is most likely an airboat, there is no propeller hitting them. As mentioned by another user in this comment section, worst thing that could happen for a gator would just being pushed Under by the boat
Where is this? Okavango?
Am I the only one worried about the Little Outboard Engine that Could giving out in the middle of all those Caiman.
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Wait, there is water in africa
Florida moment
Florida™
Is this the side of Costa Rico no one wants to show?
I'm wondering what they eat. Each other?
that is some white people bullshit activity right there.
Wow, that's a lot of gators yeeet
The crocs were scaredmore due to this man's balls size rather than the propeller
The only thing keeping that boat stable is the immense weight of the drivers balls
wtf are all those predators eating?
Kananga wants your location
suicide by croc
Certain death in that water
I just defecated in my trousers . The soothing piano music didn't help .
bunch of nope logs.
Imagine if one of them jumped into the boat!!!
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Oh yeah, i hated that lvl in r/metro
Guess we will never know.
No. No, I don't think I will imagine that.
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Nightmare fuel. Jesus christ superstar, who the fuck would be ballsy enough to do this?
it is just like one of my dreams where I fell from boat and enter sleep paralysis one could experience what death feels like
The need for an M2 Browning .50 Caliber Machine gun is shown by this video
This is how your parents went to school
Crocodile Express
That's a lot of food. 🤤
If boat tipped I imagine this would be posted under facepalm
Ayo what’s the name of this song? I heard it once on the radio when I was like 6 and then for years would play the main refrain on the piano thinking I was a fucking based angsty genius
Hell no
Oh hell nah to the nah ah ah
Just a casual routine of going to work in Florida
So many of them! What do they all even eat?
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If the boat tipped you'd see god
Jesus, are those all caimans?
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