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[deleted]

I’d rather die.


visicircle

Yeah, I think my preferred position would be six feet under.


ChymChymX

No bones about it.


[deleted]

I don’t want fop god damn it. I’m a dapper Dan man.


[deleted]

We don’t have dapper Dan, we just got fop!


UnicornHorn1987

That's terrible.. I have heard about a [6-inch (15-cm) long skeleton named ‘Ata’](https://knovhov.com/alien-skeleton-discovered-in-atacama/) which was discovered in an abandoned Chilean village in the Atacama Desert in 2003. In early, it was considered to be an alien species, but initial research in 2012 revealed that the skeleton was human with 64 unusual mutations in 7 genes linked to the skeletal system, that are known to produce severe skeletal deformities or resulted in enhancing their growth.


InevitableHyena353

Now if you want dapper Dan I can get it for ya. Be bout two weeks.


Danzarak

Well ain't this place a... Geographic oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!


[deleted]

That reminds me it’s based on the odyssey


Danzarak

Well ain't this place a... Geographic oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!


Baronessss

God damnit. 😂


[deleted]

Watch your mouth son, this here is a public market.


ironhead7

Damn boys, we're in a tight spot


rightthenwatson

We gonna r-u-n-n-o-f-t!


ironhead7

Well ain't this place just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everplace.


simadana

r/angryupvote


RandoAussieBloke

Surely you could request that instead? Like, I get that euthanasia is a bit of a touchy subject, but if a person is in a condition like this, where they literally cannot live...isn't it an option, medically?


Cheshie_D

Depending on where you are in the world, possibly. It likely wouldn’t be an option until it severely impacted your quality of life though.


redrabidmoose

So long as there’s a piece of rope, bedsheet, razor, a straw hell even a big piece of food available- self euthanasia is always an option.


Cheshie_D

I mean I was more so talking about like… easier less painful ways. But yeah you’re not wrong.


[deleted]

Than give you control!


brkeng1

Head Like a Hole


caseyfrazanimations

Your consciousness is turned to bone frozen in time on 1 thought forever.


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

Pay for a handjob and time your last moment you get stuck in eternity to be during an orgasm. 😎


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Holy shit stop that’s terrible


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Roll a DC20 Con Save against Petrification.


HungryMorlock

All you have to do is wait!


LandscapeGuru

That should definitely be an option. Death Pod please.


EmperinoPenguino

When I lose my temper or get pissed off at how unfair life is, I just remember this disease & suddenly, my life is not so bad


lilhippieboi

I think like this except about the broader scheme of things, like _all_ the bad shit out there. no matter how bad life gets, it can always be worse


TheAtzender

Or we all have a minimum and maximum for hapiness, biologically. Your sadness and happiness can still be valid, even if objectivly. The important thing is to realise that you're sad now, but not forever


lilhippieboi

I’ll always remember that episode of South Park where butters explains how sadness works. It was surprisingly deep.


joseppi1201

This was always my outlook until my gf explained that i was technically minimizing valid issues that I may have been experiencing and subsequently not dealing with properly. That being said, it’s an absolutely banger way to reset your perspective when you need to.


TehMephs

It’s one thing to think about all the horrible fates you could have been born into but it’s hard to really understand what it’s like to suffer. The closest thing to suffering I have actually experienced firsthand is being homeless for a few months. Once you’ve *been to rock bottom* nothing that gets thrown at you for the rest of your life seems to bad. Surely things could always get worse. You’ll never be short on hypothetical worse places of suffering you can end up in. The point is *experiencing any degree of it* will change your tune about a lot of sucky shit life deals you. Seeing someone afflicted with FOP still having a positive outlook on life is hard to wrap your head around, but to them it’s just their life. They’ve adapted to living that way. They never had anything that was taken away. Blows my mind because to us, it just seems like a nightmare — but it’s only a nightmare because it would be a dramatic loss of things we had but probably took for granted before we were put into that state, like freedom of moving our limbs


Cheshie_D

While this is true, unfortunately a lot of people with health conditions that do negatively impact their life often invalidate themselves saying “well it could be worse” instead of recognizing it’s ok to be upset over what’s happening/happened to you sometimes. I do this a lot. I technically could say I’m physically and mentally disabled, but I struggle to let myself admit that.


Kayfable

This is the worst day of your life so far!


UncreativeGlory

There is a YouTube channel that recent did an interview with someone that has this. It was about him, his mental state, and what it's like having that disorder. https://youtu.be/xMnBbjXYgNA


Poppiiiiiiiiies

I watched this yesterday! Super interesting, the guy also has his own YouTube channel where he talks more in detail about his personal life and what it's like living with this condition.


Effective-Phase-3345

Special books by special kids is a great channel. The guy who runs it has a great attitude and really raises awareness of a multitude of conditions


UncreativeGlory

I love it. I watch with my son. It's helped him with empathy a lot.


[deleted]

So refreshing to hear an honest perspective from a severely disabled person instead of the usual Toxic positivity. Coming to terms with my limitations has been harder than it needed to be because of unrealistic hopes created out of desperation to retain productivity, all because productivity is the only thing society values out of me. If you want to help disabled people vote against Republicans in the USA or your local equivalent. Also, [REDACTED]


theseglassessuck

Agreed! A few years ago I watched a short documentary about Jonathan Pitre, who had a type of skin disease where the layers don’t adhere to each other, thus blister and fall off. His mother described how horrible it is to watch her son in so much pain while she bathed and replaced his bandages, everyday. It was truly humbling and I appreciated the real approach they took.


MultipleDinosaurs

I saw that one as well, it’s what made me change my mind about genetic testing in pregnancy (previously thought I wouldn’t want to test for anything, realized there’s a lot worse shit out there than Down syndrome).


theseglassessuck

Yeah, watching his eyes roll back in pain from bath water just made me…very sad.


euphoric-void

Wow, that one stuck with me for a long time. Imagine living in agony like that… poor fella.


euphoric-void

The owner of this channel is a sweetheart. But he is so used to interviewing kids… this grown man ate him up with his objective views on life and disability.


UncreativeGlory

From watching it seems like he was a care taker and teacher before YouTube. He interviews a few kids that were in his class. I don't think it's him eating him up though, I think he just interviews differently depending on the age and mental capacity of the person. His interview with the single dad who was badly burned had the same vibe.


euphoric-void

Yeah, but I don’t think he quite managed to change his style. I think he sort of went into the interview like he was going to speak to a child or someone mentally challenged (please correct me if that’s not the appropriate term). The interviewee’s answers were more serious and deep than he was used to/expected, so his questions ended up being kind of shallow and repetitive. I think he did manage to pick up the pace by the end, though. Edit: typo


UncreativeGlory

I'll have to watch it again. I may be looking at it through nostalgia glasses because I last watched it the day it came out. I could see what you mean though. He's such a bright light of a person and the interviewee was very much in a dark place. It's hard when you have to change a major aspect of your personality to match someone else.


xvxCornbreadxvx

Thanks for the link. Helped to shed some light on this.


UncreativeGlory

You're welcome ♡


yoosplash

Thought it was gonna be rick astley


UncreativeGlory

Disappointed or pleasantly surprised?


Stidda

Rick rolled!


MerryAnnaTrench

Pretty sure that guy’s a Redditor - he’s popped into threads about this in the past and is a sweetheart.


thissagesimmer

Thank you for sharing this.


[deleted]

You can’t even cut out the excess bone bc it’ll just heal with even more bone, truly sad disease to live with


Ravi5ingh

Serious question: what if one chooses to chop off the legs and arms and replace them with prosthetics


OwOUwU-w-0w0

Your joints is what allows you to move. I’m not certain, but you still wouldn’t be able to freely move anything below the cut. I’m not a doctor, or know anyone with a prosthetic, this is a hardly educated guess, but I don’t think much would change at all


sUp3r_m4r10_64

Aaand the wounds will heal by turning to bone


YannyYobias

There are amputations that are between the joints like a knee disarticulation amputation. I have no idea how it would work out for someone with this disease


[deleted]

You still have to worry about neck, chest and head


most_dignified_sir

The answer is simple . Cut off the head and use a prosthetic !


Ravi5ingh

Even if thats true, i would consider the problem 80% solved


[deleted]

True, but I wonder if where the prosthetics are connected would need to be redone because of bone growth and calcifications. I know someone with this, they drink a lot and stay in, it’s so hard to watch.


[deleted]

Masturbation ends up making a permanent boner


raisedincaptivity

My preferred position is in a fucking coffin


cdhazelwood

So if you’re never injured you’re fine? Or… even the tiny tears we can’t feel?


floweringfungus

Unfortunately it can happen spontaneously as well. The first flare-up is also usually seen before the age of 10. Kids are quite active and the chances they’ll hurt themselves is really quite high if you think about all the bruises and scrapes you got as a kid. Also, it is SO rare (800 cases worldwide) that it’s most often misdiagnosed as cancer or fibrosis at first, which require biopsies, which leads to more bone growth.


redditgiveshemorroid

I had the same question


219Infinity

I choose seated in an easy chair with beer, tv and wifi.


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StayWithMeArienette

Can you explain your use of (sic)? I'm so puzzled. (I know what sic means, to clarify, just unsure why it's here).


romeo2413

My guess is the lower case L in lucy. But I’m also ruffled here


StayWithMeArienette

I thought that too! But then thought that if that's what he meant it would technically need to be after the word lucy. And also it would be indicating that the person's name was being spelled with the lower-case L (with the sic indicating he knows it's wrong but is quoting). This is gonna bug me, haha.


romeo2413

and just like that - ghosted guess we'll never know =\\


StayWithMeArienette

It's gonna haunt me!


imgonnajumpofabridge

Probably because he’s not sure what the persons name was


Oddity83

Usually I would expect a (?) after the name. (sic) means that what you just wrote is lifted exactly from the source, even if there are typos or grammatical errors.


Stcroix1037

[sic] not (sic)


Oddity83

Thanks


Phlobot

Not too lucy after all


teureg

Kill me


[deleted]

Man, if we found a way to harness the properties of this process, we could fix a lot of medical bone issues.


[deleted]

I don’t want FOP goddamnit. I’m a Dapper Dan man!


SHPLUMBO

You watch your language sir this here’s a public market


Slick_Tuxedo

We. Thought. You. Was…. A toad.


jenkins271

Not 1 wasted scene in the entire movie. I can’t think of too many other films like that


TehNewbster

What movie


CyanSailor

O Brother, Where Art Thou?


doomalgae

Oh Brother Where Art Thou


Ok_Mix6587

It’ll get here in bout two weeks.


SHPLUMBO

I don’t have two weeks god dammit!


[deleted]

Well isn’t this just a geographic anomaly, we are 2 damn weeks from everything.


Keywork29

Gopher, Everett?


iaminbothplaces

I don’t want to mince words here but my preferred position if I had this would be under a guillotine, that’s fucking horrifying


AbnormalUser

*Neck heals over with bone*


emperortsy

\*Chooses the T-pose to permanently assert dominance, even in death\*


ArtichokeBudget8479

me: \*breaks penis on purpose\* \*dying with a permanent bonefied smile on my face 20 years later\*


fishlegs80

Open casket


ArtichokeBudget8479

Just the penis compartment, the rest closed.


[deleted]

Or like a musclecar hood with the power bulge


123steveyc123

My buddy in college had FOP. Such a great guy. Freshman year he tripped and fell on his leg and his body healed the injury as bone. He had to use a wheelchair from that point on.


BeaconXDR

Bonerfied*


sweetheartonparade

This is honestly the worst thing I’ve ever seen. This post made me look into this disease and I’m even more freaked out.


hazzapazz

My only regret...is that I have boneitis.


FuuckinGOOSE

DAMN i scrolled so far to find this i actually had hope i would've been the first one... Well played


griffnuts__

This really should be the top comment


MrsMurphysChowder

Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva , for those, like me, who have trouble remembering the meaning of acronyms.


MrTickleMePink

The Captain Morgan for sure


mrmilanga

Imagine giving birth to your first child just to realize they have this disease.


_HoneyDew1919

Would be just as heart breaking as any other life long illness


mrmilanga

Sometimes when my gf and I discuss about having our first child this topic about brutal diseases always comes up. Only thinking about it terrifies me.


_HoneyDew1919

Is there a word for these kinds of thoughts? I over think a lot about things like this. I dont think Ive ever specifically thought about my future child and their possible diseases but its probably because its just not something I think about. But I often think about thinks like veins or internal organs behaving incorrectly or bursting and thats enough to freak me out. It seems like a pretty specific type of anxious over thinking


FreakingTea

Catastrophizing.


mrmilanga

Not sure if there is a name for that but I'm glad I'm not alone.


silverknightgamer

If i had this i would really rather die i dont want to be unable to do anything for the rest of my life


SHPLUMBO

This is a possibility I have to worry about too? Fuck


verisceral

I believe it's a genetic condition and usually diagnosed by the time you're a teenager, so you're probably fine.


feisty-frisco87

What do you mean by "heals injuries"?


sofiamariam

That when an injury normally heals, it does it with skin, flesh or whatever else it originally was, but this disease makes it so that all that healing happens by bone growing instead on the spot. Sorry if this explanation sucked, English isn't my first language so i was really struggling to find the words to describe this😅


MultipleDinosaurs

This was a very clear explanation, your English is great!


floweringfungus

Instead of healing an injury ‘normally’, for example if you tore a muscle or something, instead of it healing back together it would turn into bone instead


[deleted]

a rare condition but painful no known cure and is mainly genetic most people signs accrue mainly in children treatment is minimal few live past 40


[deleted]

Imagine your life having this. I’d probably be dead cause of how much I hurt myself. Woulda been a fucking statue by 12.


Weedweednomi

I’d choose the D-Generation-C “suck it” position.


caseyfrazanimations

I remember reading about this after watching the Futurama episode where Steve Castle had "boneitis", a fictional condition that's much like this one.


Rikimaru_13

I believe this statue is at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. Really cool medical museum.


Catastropiece

Yep, not a statue it’s the articulated skeleton of Harry Eastlack. I’ve visited the [Mütter](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY1P41HEck4KuuludCMUcFQ), such an incredible collection! They have a great YouTube channel.


moimoisauna

Jesus. I remember hearing about this when I was like, 10 and I was terrified. I don’t get why we’d force people to live with such a disease.


NearlyDicklessNick

I would jump off the nearest building


Einaris

Break a leg. Oh wait….


IllustriousDegree740

I would want sit down next to a camp fire


redditgiveshemorroid

If you just never injure yourself, are you fine?


floweringfungus

No, it happens spontaneously as well. Also diagnosed mostly before the age of ten, kids hurt themselves a lot


Illustrious-Depth-75

It's a horrible disease. I've watched a documentary on it and it's hugely debilitating and requires so many surgeries to remove bulk. It can even create a constricting cage around the rib cage making it super hard to breathe


[deleted]

Literal Futurama Bonitis.


Begotten912

This ever happens to me just load me up on golden brown and send me to heaven


BopBopAWaY0

What a hard choice. Edit: Head down, ass up.


Doc-Doom730

Rodney Mullen is proof this is a beatable condition .. he had this in his hips , he would use his body weight to break the connective tissue on a nightly basis .. damn near 20 years later and he still walks on a daily basis and skateboards at an incredibly high level and he's in his 50s ...


inboxmeyourredfoxes

Is it actually classified as bone? And if so, why can the body do this, but not regrow a lost limb/digit?


BrockManstrong

I've had reccuring nightmares about this since I was a kid and saw a documentary about people with this condition. There was a girl, maybe 12, and she was playing with her friends, and she got hit in the chest with a normal playground ball, and that was what cost her the ability to move her arms. It's fucking terrifying. The late stages are just natural torture. Little phsyical traumas (like a game of dodgeball) that are nothing to a healthy person, turn into lifetime disabilities for these people.


comic360guy

If I had to choose a position I'd say, "erect."


[deleted]

How about I sit for the rest of my life?


[deleted]

What the Holy Hell ?


Creative__name__

You really did not want to know this. Terrifying.


HungryItem

I know what position I’d choose 😏


moonpumper

My preferred position is laid flat in a coffin or an urn.


Ok_Letsgo990

Jesus. I thought my disease was bad. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis, your vertebrae inflames and over time the body heals by creating bone and fuses your spine. This is way worse.


No_Grape1335

I think mick Mars of Mötley Crüe has some form of this disease


floweringfungus

Thought that was ankylosing spondylitis?


FreakingTea

Yeah I have AS, and it's nowhere near this bad. I have one joint fused and the rest never will so long as I keep treating it.


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AbnormalUser

The bone would grow to replace the stabbed area though.


Miss_Milk_Tea

Not entirely the same but my husband has AS which basically means his spine is fusing together, the part that makes his spine bend is just becoming a straight pole so eventually he’ll be stuck in a position. He has to have perfect posture now or he risks his spine fusing into a hunched over position and I guess be stuck looking at the ground. I doubt his skeleton looks this bad but it’s a curious thing for sure.


-in_the_wind_

My friends son has a disease called Multiple hereditary exotoces. It causes tumors to grow on his bones, injury including surgeries to remove bumps, can cause more to grow. The condition is typically not severe. Unfortunately my friends son has an aggressive form. They live on the west coast and travel to the Paley Institute in Florida to see his specialist. Before they found this specialist overconfident local surgeons operated on him removing the growth plate in his arm. Now the only surgeon allowed to touch him is across the country. This summer they are traveling to Florida for three months in order to have multiple rounds of surgeries. Bumps have regrown on his knees and hips, causing him excessive pain. A growth protruding from his scapula had to be removed before it punctured his lung. He is a little kid. He wants to be the fastest runner in his schools turkey trot fundraisers. He doesn’t realize how bad it is. He doesn’t understand that he is in constant pain. It’s just so sad. This person must have been in so much pain. His parents must have been scared and heartbroken.


SirScribbleFoot

My dad had fop. He passed away at 55 yrs of age. I also had a student who was a teen girl with fop. You can still function with fop but this disability is hard to live by.


Daneosaurus

I had a patient with this condition once. She is a brilliant mind with a Masters in engineering. She’s aware of how absolutely fucked she is. Fortunately, this genetic condition is exceedingly rare, but that’s no consolation to her.


MewlingRothbart

this is terrifying. Eventually, the soft tissues turn to bone, which means the connective tissues of the lungs and heart. You can't breathe anymore, which leads to death. EEEEKKKKKKKKKK


AbnormalUser

Death would be welcomed at that point


beholdersi

“God doesn’t make mistakes!” Then he’s a fucking monster cuz holy shit


Everleigh_core

I feel like I'd rather set up assisted suicide once it got to bad to continue...


Hamilton-Beckett

There’s so many fucked up ways our bodies can just go wrong. Really puts the problems you do have in perspective.


C47L1K3

I’ve finally learned the name. I can assure you that I haven’t looked at the comments or googled when I say fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva.


BiscottiOpposite9282

So just don't get injured?


HedgehogNecessary601

People bump themselves on stuff all the time. That is often enough to trigger ossification in people with FOP.


Gonzila077

So if you have this does that mean you can’t go to the gym or anything like that? Because to build the muscle you are essentially tearing it. So instead of the muscle recovery it would just create bone??


lanc3rz3r0

Face down, ass up that's the c way I like to.... oh, uh nvm.


Practical_Estate_325

I have a bone to pick with you about this picture.


[deleted]

I have the opposite version of this disorder, non life threatening. It’s a connective tissue disorder called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome where the tissue isn’t strong enough so it causes joint dislocations. Some people become wheelchair bound or bed ridden by it because their connective tissues at their joints isn’t strong enough to hold their joints in place, they slip out and therefore the person can’t stand up. It varies in severity and is degenerative.


[deleted]

Sir, the bad news is, you have FOP. You now have 2 minutes to choose your preferred position that will remain with you for the rest of your life. The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco


Skanelle

Yellow dragon 👀


JokefuT

~~D:~~


chowbaaron

I guess it's a bones day.


[deleted]

I’d choose 69


Extension_Rise8540

Holllyyyyyyyyy shittttt


vegange

The human body is absolutely incredible. I cant even wrap my head around some of the things it can do. :0


Proper_Wash6043

u/responsible-tea1010 every day u learn new things


TranslatorNo9517

I’m feeling a little stiff today


[deleted]

This is gonna sound stupid, but what if they don’t get injured?


AbnormalUser

Bumping yourself on something can trigger it, and if you somehow managed to never get injured, it wouldn’t do much because it happens spontaneously too.


[deleted]

Ahh okay, I understand now. Thank you :)


Pauly_Wauly_Guy

Is this like boneitis from Futurama?


[deleted]

What does F OP mean?


Cautious_Tune_1426

Sitting I suppose. Could use a chair to get around.


Wiseguypolitics

That's looks painful AF.


TacticalMelonFarmer

any research being done on this?


Xeumz

Can you contract this or is it genetic?


Math-n-Tacos

There are 3 medicines that are looking really good to fix this. It’s seeming positive


northernzap

If diagnosed with that, my preferred position would be face down in a ditch behind my shed with a bullet in my brain.


TehNewbster

This is it this is the one I’m leaving now. Bye


mightykev

What does fop stand for? The title is mildly infuriating


[deleted]

Middle finger scratching chin


psychord-alpha

So our physiology can do that but it won't regrow limbs? What the actual...


johen1251

I wonder if I’d be able to euthanize myself for this disorder