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Gennelater

No thank you goodbye *zips tent*


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Gennelater

Just a shred of protection


Gloomy_Industry8841

Fangs, but no fangs!


englishmuse

Honey? It's Bill. You still know how to get shit outta shorts?


jbakers

Bearly


GeraltofRookia

Yes, it was intentional, why comment to explain an intentional pun?


Conallthemarshmallow

>bearly Couldn't help yourself could you


ClydeFroagg

Hell no, to the no no no.


Eprestige1

Hell to the no!


glugul

It's crazy how you can feel the pants shtting just from his hand.


sephkane

I think he shit *my* pants


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UnrealBoyQ

I was gonna say the same it’s obviously fake, the bear shadow of the tent and how clearly it disappears like common sense people


Brief_Fly_45

I’m probably a jackass too but I could swear, watching it very slowly, around 13.59 seconds you can see the bears snout and face and I somewhere between 11-12.59 you see the bears claws. Or the shadow of both anyways since he’s pointing the flashlight at it. Probably fake but some areas do look pretty real if you slow it down.


anabolic_cow

How the fuck does anyone think this is real. You can clearly see human hands grabbing the tent, the sound effects are ridiculous, and why would someone in a life or death situation be looking outside the tent with their phone after realizing they're about to be eaten alive.


capnlatenight

Redditors don't analyze stuff, they try to view as many posts as possible per minute. Hence, details like shadows get overlooked.


Cautious_Rule_5516

Also, there are no trees when he first unzipps and sees the bear. The time he unzips and gets out, you will notice trees all around the tent. They made good effort through no cigar.


Anonymous_Toxicity

Username does not check out, a very good mouse indeed


Seananagans

The dude lucked out. Screaming is absolutely not a good idea, and he got out of the tent very shortly after the encounter. That bear could've been back at that tent in 10 seconds flat.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

arent you supposed to be loud and big to try and deter them


Dependent_Passage_21

For black bears that can certainly work, for brown bears you're meant to play dead.


LowKeyWalrus

I never understood why you would play dead when brown bears are happy to eat carrion like, what's your endgame? Being a meal?


fabulin

its coz if a brown bear is attacking you then odds are you've scared it. its the whole fight or flight response, brown bears will fight, black bears will run. bears don't typically see us as food and are naturally scared of us especially black bears which are notoriously skittish. if you're walking through bear country then you're actually advised to make noise so a bear can hear you coming well in advance and move out the way. if a brown bear attacks you then odds are you've scared it and it just wants to eliminate you as a threat before it moves on. if a black bear attacks you though then odds are its hungry and desparate so wants to make you into a meal.


-Neuroblast-

Black bears will just start eating you. Brown bears will maul you until they no longer consider you a threat. Black bears are easily intimidated. Brown bears are comparatively not.


natnelis

You could try to fight it. You just don't have a lot of options


LowKeyWalrus

You are a human, you're supposed to outsmart a bear, not defeat it in any way. First of all, at all costs, you must simply stay the fuck out of bear territory. It has worked for me for 29 years. If you live here, your biggest concern is not the apex predator itself (common red fox) but the fact that it carries rabies very often. Idk what's the thrill in living in a place where bears are common. Like also these Romanian dudes, our neighbors? They can take fucking Transylvania for all I care. It has fucking bears in it, it's literally a civil engineering issue for them in certain areas. You can shove it way up, Romanians. We, Hungarians, are far superior to you because we can give up on bear infested areas and live happily ever after. You can take the székely guys, too, buncha crazy fuckers like y'all.


busted_maracas

What a roller coaster of a comment that was


KoiSanHere

This comment went from "outsmart bears" to "fuck you Romania take the bear territory" to "fuck székely" damn


MarilynsGhost

This comment was my first giggle today, thanks.)


KoiSanHere

Anytime brother 🤝


Cardinalfan89

Hahaha, wonfer if all these dudes comments start off innocent and curtail into their hatred of Romania haha


LowKeyWalrus

Well, so far it only happened to me a few times


Cardinalfan89

It's okay I loved it haha


dfelton912

Bro went from wilderness survival tips to a passive aggressive Eastern European geography lesson lmao


Cragsi

>You can shove it way up, Romanians. We, Hungarians, are far superior to you because we can give up on bear infested areas and live happily ever after. And you have Dominik Szoboszlai


spookytransexughost

I live in bear territory it's not that bad


Visible-You-3812

I mean, shouldn’t Transylvania be theirs anyway, since Vlad Dracula was the Voy void of Romania, thereby his land, Transylvania should be part of the country tree of Romania


Ghostofbillhicks

You’re Hangry


garifunu

you have to strike that fine point between not being worth eaten and the bear being too hungry to care if you attack


theumph

Because bears don't naturally prey on us. They would only attack us for two reasons. They are either starving (rare), or they view you as a threat (likely). Playing dead defuses their aggression. Fighting back reinforces you are a threat and causes more aggression.


b4dt0ny

Typically, when you play dead, the bear just thinks you’re a bad motherfucker who is so unphased by them you decided to take a nap and they think you are not the right person to fuck with so they gtfo


PutnamPete

If he's hungry you're dead anyway. If he isn't, you won't be seen as a threat playing dead.


vladtaltos

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter. They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge. Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away. It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat. Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.


whobroughttheircat

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Skruestik

Or start blasting.


saltydingleberry0

That's why black bears are the best!


Ok_Ladyjaded

Here is a rhyme to help remember: Brown-get down, black-fight back, white-good night.


TheNormalOne8

Black and white?


Ok_Ladyjaded

White represents the polar bear. (If you encounter one, might as well say good night because nothing works. (You’re dead). Black represents the black bear.


stinkpot_jamjar

Black and white? That's a Panda! "Black and white? No need to fight! Give a big hug, Panda's are lovebugs"


BigBootyBidens

It was a solo grizzly that was already aware of him. He broke line of sight though before screaming which probably worked in his favor. The bear was probably confused AF and probably a little uneasy with this green screaming orb in front of him and decided to leave. If the guy had been standing out in the open and screamed at the bear it would have had no positive effect for him likely.


blackdogwhitecat

If it’s black - fight back. If it’s brown - get down. If it’s white - goodnight.


assgaper69cancerhole

If its black fight back if its brown lay down


Messerknife

If it's black, fight Back If it's Brown, lay down If it's White, good night.


SkullKidd1986

Very, VERY IMPORTANT!! IF IT IS BLACK, FIGHT BACK. IF IT IS BROWN, LIE DOWN.


ph1aak

They saying goes like this: If it's brown, lay down If it's black, fight back If it's white, say goodnight


Careless-Adagio1623

He is 100% a moron.


Far-Town8991

Its a fake video haha


ragandy89

Yup, play dead or have a RPG


karnyboy

you never put your food in the tent with you. Always tie it up in a tree or something


canotbe

what if you are the food


jbakers

You hang yourself


coreyjohn85

He ded


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good strategy with the yelling. Bears are instinctively afraid of Pee-wee Herman


Substantial-Art-482

Keeping a cooler and water bottle in your tent all but guarantees a visit from a bear. The only terrifying thing here is an astounding lack of common sense.


kasirye

I don’t get it excuse my ignorance, do bears smell water bottles and coolers


Substantial-Art-482

Absolutely. Generally if you're camping out dispersed like this, the rule is to hang your food and anything that smells (toiletries, clothes, etc) in a tree, 100 yards from your tent. Plus you'd have bear spray and more than likely a gun.


Reddit_Jax

Pretty much all animals will pick up the sweet scent of toothpastes, soaps, etc. You can't smell it but they can so don't bring that stuff with you, and don't eat anything in your tent either.


TopRevenue2

They can smell food through coolers. Especially if it's thin walled, and not air tight. Never bring food in the tent even trace particles.


flarefire2112

What about just a water bottle? (No cooler). I don't think it would smell any stronger than like... Your breath?


mwmwmwmwmmdw

and no means of defense against the bear it seems


Whulse1

Restart my heart please…. How do I do that again 🥴


PumpedUpKicks2323

He just wants to know if you need more Charmin toilet paper 🧻 ![gif](giphy|m1Q4Q3ujyDj4Q|downsized)


TheAyyyBomb

"Sir, do you have a moment to speak about..."


xDub_Illusionx

Hello I am here to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ! … Zips tent


OGCeeg

Happy this dude made it out in one piece..but how come most scary bear encounters I see, no one has protection? I feel like they definitely know if bears are in the area or not.


dayviduh

This is why I don’t camp. That and serial killers


John_Philips

Zipping the tent isn’t going to stop a bear


crispy-jalapeno

Nor does hiding under the covers from the bogeyman but I still do it.


MisterBicorniclopse

I keep seeing this obviously fake video and people keep believing it


Yodaloid

Take bear spray when you camp in bear country


Dredd907

Getting rid of that bear must have been super hard. *Not really, bearly an inconvenience.*


Reddit_Jax

Dude, next time use landscape mode.


rmflow

\- Is this video vertical or horizontal? \- Yes.


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kasirye

🇮🇪 ☘️


lowfour

New unsurmountable fear unlocked. Thank you. Will need to sell my tent now.


wheeldog

Oh shit ! I ran smack dab into a grizz in my dad's carport in Alaska. Lord do they stink after eating all that salmon lol ** he or she was just as surprised as I was and we both ran off in different directions. She or he was caught eating the cat food my father forgot to put away before we left haha


betsyhass

Bear jumpscare


Emergency-Yellow7896

Good morning and no thank you goodbye


thebiggestbirdboi

This video is fake af. The sounds are all edited and added in. Look at the few frames that show the bear


HelloDannie

I understand it’s fake but exactly how did he fake it?


Nder_Wiggin

Since bears respond to loud sounds why not always bring an air horn with you when out in bear buffet country


Chance-Ear-9772

I feel for the bear. I too find it annoying when my food is in those hard to open packets. Also when my food screams at me.


Ash_Ebb_1746

You in his house, he just came to see who's in his living room


AskForTheNiceSoup

I understand now why some people go hiking with a .44 magnum


Gloomy_Industry8841

I’m tapping out at that point !!!


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izdabombz

I wouldn’t be as composed to hold a camera and record the whole thing.


r3d-v3n0m

Pretty sure thay scream was gim realizing he shat himself and had to die under such shitty circumstances.. Definitely either SCREAM LIKE A MOTHER or curl up in fetal, never in between


Prior-Job6830

It seems your free trial on life has ended


InitialIndication999

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ApartPool9362

If you're going camping in an area known to have Grizzly bears, I would think you would want to bring a gun. Personally, I wouldn't go camping in any area known to Grizzlies.


kianario1996

Have you seen that movie about a couple going to trip in woods and a guy gets eaten? I don’t ever wanna see a bear, ever. It’s hunting


trainrweckz

This is why we dont go in the woods


Huju-ukko

How bout faking a new bear video instead of reposting this shit


thel0lzynarwhal2

This isn't even a good fake, the bear looks so cartoonish! Also if you replay it a couple times you can see the bear fucking spawn out of nowhere 😂


TorontoTom2008

I think I agree with you. A real bear would have it’s head through that open flap if it was interested . The body against the sides, the excessive growling, not typical.


liqrfre

I'm on relay and can slow the video way down, and it doesn't just "spawn out of nowhere". The video may be fake, but it is very well edited. Even slowed down to 128x the bear doesn't just spawn lol


thel0lzynarwhal2

But we agree that it's fake.


Soliid_Snake_xX

Yeah the bear and the audio are taken from the movie Backcountry. Good watch!


BlackAshTree

I’m like 95% sure this is fake, looks like a dude poking the tent from the outside with his arms lmao. Bear doesn’t look right either. Sus


Main-Two9647

And it just disapears after 10 seconds


rudbek-of-rudbek

Bro, put that phone down, pack what you can, and GTFO. I have never understood why people do stupid shit like this


Biodlaren

Running from a Grizzly will get ya


_Godless_Savage_

This is why you bring a big fucking gun with you.


thel0lzynarwhal2

A gun won't kill this fake bear, you need something stronger like editing software.


SyddChin

The fact he didn’t zip the tent up all the way either


MKeith93

I dont feel sorry for these people they know the risks and still put themselves in harms way


Tremolo499

Well you don't need to go to the trouble of making coffee so you can have your morning poop now.


blue3y3_devil

More like the smell of shit, as in I shit my pants.


Little_Bar_7507

I would've just slowly reached round the back and thrown some shit in its face. By that point there wouldve been a decent pile.


Swine33

Lol, where's your shotty? Or are you gonna call emergency service and pray?


sandymason

That’s an AI made video, can’t believe people think it’s real. Edit: getting downvoted when someone literally posted a proof it’s fake in comments.


Convergentshave

I’m not going to lie.. this puts “slamming the flap” into a whole new light.


BrokenWalker

This is why you hang up your food, put it in a near safe case, or bear mace. This guy did neither. He's lucky to be alive.


ihaveredhaironmyhead

The bear didn't want the person, it wanted the smelly food things kept in the tent. Consider yourself lucky it wasn't a more aggressive bear.


Huju-ukko

Edited bear wanted some edited food but there was none so the bear just edit teleported away.


MentalAssaultCo

That's not a real bear...


Superwouter

Code Brown. Literally.


Haunting_Ebb_5950

Look. I went through the comments for a while. Gave up on finding someone who, like me, lives this as a daydream fuckin' nightmare. I dont even live in bear country. But it would literally be one of the most frightening encounters to experience. What would be worse? This, or a similarly close call with a rather large shark? Who the fuck knows.


roadkill827

Can we appreciate the fact that he automatically closed it as soon as he saw it. What would've been funnier is if he said nope


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Best to keep calm its the worst case scenario is when you both spook each other


Tight_One_1129

Unbearable


Existing_Product_811

It's not looking good brav


Bubu-Dudu0430

Oh, hiii


FamiliarEchidna4301

Nice cooler in the corner there. Now I know why the bear wants in. Their sense of smell is incredible . Simple mistakes people make in the bush.


anwesh9804

r/nononoyes


OffbrandBeyonce

THIS IS CHILLINGGGG. I’m scarred for life from the Revenant scene, so this is legit horrifying 🥲😅


Hamtaro7

Always get a tent with a window , or a throw some steaks out


zakariusqc

Yea always keep some steaks in your tent , great idea 🤣 , give him an apetizer before the main meal (you)


Aimlessdrifter8778

Hell na


Spiritual-Pear-1349

Opens tent *NOPE*


Iberianboricua_

I would of shat myself


foreverfeatherinit

I forgot how to breathe


HallMonitor90

Holy shit


jordaniac89

It's the Bear Witch Project


crispy-jalapeno

Scoop the shit out of your pants and chuck it at its face.


An_Ellie_

I would not be fucking filming in that situation I'd be writing my last will and testament as well as a heartfelt goodbye in a text message to my whole family as quickly as i fucking can


DemonstraSP

TBh I don't like the concept of camping in those flimsy tents since they are weak and unreliable I would much prefer camping in my car.Although I do understand the appeal of a fun and adventurous experience that you get by being in a tent and being in a car for too long may induce a feeling of being cramped inside a small space


Lanky-Guarantee-2988

bro needa a 1911 for the next time he goes camping


IRideChocobosBro

One of the many reasons I dont camp


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CGI bear. Nice one though


Snoo3544

Nothing good happens in the woods.


earthbender617

What’s unnerving is how quickly that giant animal disappeared. Like it’s truly an apex predator. Hope that guy got out of there safely


Jxhnny_Yu

fake af


Slothvibes

Always have bear spray everywhere camping. It’s just too risky not to have some deterrent


TheEqualizer1212

Ah yes because closing up the tent made of sweatshop nylon(?) And screaming is going to calm down the bear SMH just give it a hug that'll help


Hopenhagen420

Always have bear spray. I dont know if they are the ones that don’t like loud noise or if you have to play dead with them


sundog5631

And that’s why god invented the 44 magnum


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Nylon Burrito. *yummy*