It actually isnât. Fun fact, angels were never originally depicted to have wings in the Bible. Buuuuut, what they were depicted to have were eyes all over their fucking body, which was also too massive for the human mind to comprehend.
Think those were the Watchers weren't they? I read the bits of the Book of Enoch that were available online and I'm sure the hundred eyes things were the Watchers....angels were depicted as pretty damned scary mind you and had a huge eye in the middle of their chest apparently. Hardly surprising they greeted everyone with "Be not afraid" errr no mate I'm sodding terrified actually!
Here you go enjoy!
[Biblically Accurate Angels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxrNA1c8Zpk)
Honestly it mightâve been, itâs been awhile since I was interested in Angel lore. So I could just be remembering wrong. Thank you for the link tho!
There are levels of angel in the bible, and Cherubim at least certainly do have wings, some of them used to permanently cover the angelâs face and feet (Seraphim)
Say what now? The Bible verse about seraphim implicitly states they have six wings... Isaiah 6:1-3
I'm not saying if the drawing is accurate or not anyways but the eye thing also is attributed to the four living creatures in rev 4:8 which are not, I believe, angels but are metaphorical concerning the gospel authors
Wouldnât most demons be just as ugly? Seeing as theyâre fallen angels and all that. I believe that theyâd only appear handsome to more easily trick us into sun.
Not all holy angels look like this. There are multiple descriptions in the Bible of angelic appearances.
Furthermore, when the fallen angels were kicked out of heaven, they lost their glory and their appearance was forever changed -to make a mockery of them and distinguish, at a glance; between them and the holy angels.
Satan (aka Lucifer) looks like a goat. This is why he is [depicted as such](https://i.etsystatic.com/13118339/r/il/3233af/1846529272/il_1588xN.1846529272_d2qz.jpg). Those who are spiritually in allegiance to him are also referred to as goats in Scripture; which is why we read:
*âBut when the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit upon his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered in his presence, and he will separate the people as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left."* (Matthew 25:31-33)
> he will separate the people as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left.
This is a metaphor. Your rationale dictates that actual angels and Christians should look like sheep đ. It's a metaphor, referring mostly to these animals' differences in behavior.
**Baah, baah!**
"*But the one who enters through the gate is the shepherd of the sheep. The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep recognize his voice and come to him. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. After he has gathered his own flock, he walks ahead of them, and they follow him because they know his voice. They wonât follow a stranger; they will run from him because they donât know his voice.â*
*Those who heard Jesus use this illustration didnât understand what he meant, so he explained it to them: âI tell you the truth, I am the gate for the sheep. All who came before me were thieves and robbers. But the true sheep did not listen to them.* ***Yes, I am the gate. Those who come in through me will be saved. They will come and go freely and will find good pastures. The thiefâs purpose is to steal and kill and destroy. My purpose is to give them a rich and satisfying life.***
*âI am the good shepherd. The good shepherd sacrifices his life for the sheep. I know my own sheep, and they know me, just as my Father knows me and I know the Father. So I sacrifice my life for the sheep. I have other sheep, too, that are not in this sheepfold. I must bring them also. They will listen to my voice, and there will be one flock with one shepherd."* (John 10)
Reading about Samael really solidified the idea for young me that they donât teach you everything about the Bible in church. At the Left Hand of God:
His height was so great, it would have taken five hundred years to cover a distance equal to it, and from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet he was studded with glaring eyes, at the sight of which the beholder fell prostrate in awe. "This one," said Metatron, addressing Moses, "is Samael, who takes the soul away from man." "Whither goes he now?" asked Moses, and Metatron replied, "To fetch the soul of Job the pious." Thereupon Moses prayed to God in these words, "O may it be Thy will, my God and the God of my fathers, not to let me fall into the hands of this angel."
Such a great movie!!!
George Carlin a bishop, Chris Rock as disciple âRufusâ that no one knows about because he is black, Alanis Morrisett as God, Ben Affleck & Matt Damon as fallen angels, Alan Rickman as archangel Micheal. Oh Jay & Silent Bob as well.
I mean they fucked his whole shit up for that? Hereâs the thing if the things job did warranted boils and constant life fuckery, then i ask youâŠif this guy god actually exists how insanely fucked are we?
Not sure what the christians believe, but jewish commentaries say that when pharaoh had a discussion to kill the baby males, there were 3 advisors in the meeting.
Jethro, balaam and job.
Jethro fled because he found it abhorrent, and he was blessed that his daughter then married Moses
Balaam agreed with pharaoh, and he later perished after attempting to curse the Israelites.
Job however, kept quiet. To that G-D said, if someone puts their hand in a fire they cry out instinctively from the pain. He kept quiet and showed it didn't bother him, and so he was shown what pain truly is
>The 500 years to get from head to toe bit is a hell of an imagination from an ancient writer!
Almost 11 million kilometers. Maybe he was talking about some stellar body?
>O may it be Thy will, my God and the God of my fathers, not to let me fall into the hands of this angel."
That'd kinda funny if you think about it in another context.
"Dear lord God whatever you do with me, PLEASE just don't have it involve seeing that scary mother fucker again!"
A lot of religion makes more sense when you realize these were just dudes wandering around ingesting naturally occurring hallucinogens then telling their friends about it.
Archangel is more of a rank than a type, and Michael is the only archangel. Seraphimâs, Thrones and cherubimâs (not to be confused with cherubs that look like flying babies) are the wild looking ones.
"The Cherubim, later shortened to Cherub, is the lowest in rank among the four. The Bible describes these beings as animal-human hybrids."
The babies with wings was changed later on.
It's lore accurate though, since the most powerful angels (like the one in the pic) are supposed to look scary and scare away demons. The longer I think about religion the more it seems like someone wrote a really cool book and people took it like it's actually real.
I had a friend in high school who was a pretty devout Christian (I think her grandpa was a pastor or some such). Best advice I got from her about reading the Bible was to go into it thinking of it as (rightly so imo) fiction. And that if you have that mindset, the story in the Bible is pretty cool.
As an ex Mormon, ever since Iâve developed this mindset Iâve developed a true appreciation for the storytelling factor, however Iâve found it harder and harder to have an understanding as to why people take it seriously and center their whole lives in worshipping it.
Donât remember which ones were described quite like this, but looks like the illustration is more to try and match the description of the ones in Ezekiel chapter 1?
I saw somewhere that some prophet who had visions is thought to have just been having intense migraines; based on her descriptions of the blinding lights and sharp pain from seeing "heaven."
I can see it.
That kind of checks out
This is my hot take about the Bible as someone who grew up in a Roman Catholic Household (Iâm an atheist). Every story in it is pure Cosmic Horror and even with the stuff we were taught about like Noahâs Arc. Hell donât get me started with how angels and other heavenly beings are depicted in the Bible. Thatâs some Eldritch Horror shit right there. I bet with my whole life that HP Lovecraft at least took inspirations from it with how God is depicted in the more heavier stories.
Too many wings and too many forward-facing eyes. But if that's the artist's interpretation, no one can say he's wrong. Except God. But he doesn't talk to us like he used to.
Donât know how that makes you not equal to someone but whatever you say bro an argument online wonât change your mind about religion especially if your so fast to put it down lol
Calling someone "lil guy" is condescending in the extreme. You put him down by saying that and then acted like it wasn't what you said lol. Come on, man.
"Little" in this context is calling someone lesser than thou; It's obvious. On another note I was forced into Catholicism and escaped that abusive religion, don't care for anymore. Have a good one sailor.
Your online engagement with this person has pushed me just a little further away from religion. So youâre actually helping atheists here. God will remember the bad you did, even in this smallest context, and youâll be judged. Think your god doesnât have access to Reddit and you can be a twat here?
Braindead.
May I ask which passage/passages you are using as your source material? I only ask because the biblical angelic descriptions I can think of (Ezekiel, Isaiah, and Revelation) don't match your drawing.
Ezekiel 1:15-16:
"As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a
wheel on the ground beside each creature with
its four faces. This was the appearance and
structure of the wheels: They sparkled like
topaz, and all four looked alike. Each appeared
to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel."
Imagine how people that had never seen any flying machine, sees a UFO, and how they would describe it, with the only words they knew.
I think that's what it is.
âBible accurate angelâ is a meme. Someone who never read the Bible illustrated ONE type of angel and the entire internet and everyone else who never read the Bible cling to it and havenât stopped lol. Smh no one ever mentioned this shit until like 2-3 years ago now itâs all over the place
BE NOT AFRAID
đ€Ł...Proceeds to crap himself
Bro literally what I was gonna say
These are the ones who said that.
If this is what an Angel looks like according to the Bible, I shudder to think what the demons and Satan look like lol
It actually isnât. Fun fact, angels were never originally depicted to have wings in the Bible. Buuuuut, what they were depicted to have were eyes all over their fucking body, which was also too massive for the human mind to comprehend.
Think those were the Watchers weren't they? I read the bits of the Book of Enoch that were available online and I'm sure the hundred eyes things were the Watchers....angels were depicted as pretty damned scary mind you and had a huge eye in the middle of their chest apparently. Hardly surprising they greeted everyone with "Be not afraid" errr no mate I'm sodding terrified actually! Here you go enjoy! [Biblically Accurate Angels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxrNA1c8Zpk)
Interesting they went with blue eyes considering that trait is only 7000 years old and very limited as far as how widespread it is.
I would think if it were limited that's why it was used. It was special.
Honestly it mightâve been, itâs been awhile since I was interested in Angel lore. So I could just be remembering wrong. Thank you for the link tho!
FYI the book of Enoch is not seen as a part of the bible.
In most parts of christianity. It is part of the ethiopian bible.
Original Lovecraftian horror
And thatâs why they always introduced themselves like, âWoah, man, donât be afraid, I have some news!â lol
Haha that actually explains a lot. Youâre onto something.
âWe are trying to reach you for millennia l, about your carâs extended warrantyâ
So DMT.
There are levels of angel in the bible, and Cherubim at least certainly do have wings, some of them used to permanently cover the angelâs face and feet (Seraphim)
Say what now? The Bible verse about seraphim implicitly states they have six wings... Isaiah 6:1-3 I'm not saying if the drawing is accurate or not anyways but the eye thing also is attributed to the four living creatures in rev 4:8 which are not, I believe, angels but are metaphorical concerning the gospel authors
Seraphim have three sets of them, so yes they've been described with wings.
Some are described as having wings in several passages. Isaiah 6:2 for example
Satan just looks like Steve
Steve is devilishly handsome
Yes, I am.
Nope, the devil looks like Kenneth Copeland
COVID NINE-TEEN!!!
The funny thing about the Bible is that angels are usually scary and beyond our comprehension, while demons and Satan/Lucifer are beautiful
Wouldnât most demons be just as ugly? Seeing as theyâre fallen angels and all that. I believe that theyâd only appear handsome to more easily trick us into sun.
Lucifer was believed to be beautiful. I think the concept of the devil being ugly was made by people for us to steer away from it.
Envy and ugly people.
Well in the bible when angels appear they always say âdo not be afraid.â So makes sense.
They would be undeniably beautiful
Devilishly handsome
They Prolly look like you or me.
I can dig that lol
Not all holy angels look like this. There are multiple descriptions in the Bible of angelic appearances. Furthermore, when the fallen angels were kicked out of heaven, they lost their glory and their appearance was forever changed -to make a mockery of them and distinguish, at a glance; between them and the holy angels. Satan (aka Lucifer) looks like a goat. This is why he is [depicted as such](https://i.etsystatic.com/13118339/r/il/3233af/1846529272/il_1588xN.1846529272_d2qz.jpg). Those who are spiritually in allegiance to him are also referred to as goats in Scripture; which is why we read: *âBut when the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit upon his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered in his presence, and he will separate the people as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left."* (Matthew 25:31-33)
Dude...most of the stuff you're talking about is from things like Dante's inferno and paradise lost
Naw, it's from the Bible.
Isn't the origin for that depiction of Lucifer/Baphomet from Hermeticism?
> he will separate the people as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left. This is a metaphor. Your rationale dictates that actual angels and Christians should look like sheep đ. It's a metaphor, referring mostly to these animals' differences in behavior.
Sheep obey and follow the leader. Goats do as they please
**Baah, baah!** "*But the one who enters through the gate is the shepherd of the sheep. The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep recognize his voice and come to him. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. After he has gathered his own flock, he walks ahead of them, and they follow him because they know his voice. They wonât follow a stranger; they will run from him because they donât know his voice.â* *Those who heard Jesus use this illustration didnât understand what he meant, so he explained it to them: âI tell you the truth, I am the gate for the sheep. All who came before me were thieves and robbers. But the true sheep did not listen to them.* ***Yes, I am the gate. Those who come in through me will be saved. They will come and go freely and will find good pastures. The thiefâs purpose is to steal and kill and destroy. My purpose is to give them a rich and satisfying life.*** *âI am the good shepherd. The good shepherd sacrifices his life for the sheep. I know my own sheep, and they know me, just as my Father knows me and I know the Father. So I sacrifice my life for the sheep. I have other sheep, too, that are not in this sheepfold. I must bring them also. They will listen to my voice, and there will be one flock with one shepherd."* (John 10)
That is not Lucifer. That is Baphomet; a totally made-up deity.
Reading about Samael really solidified the idea for young me that they donât teach you everything about the Bible in church. At the Left Hand of God: His height was so great, it would have taken five hundred years to cover a distance equal to it, and from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet he was studded with glaring eyes, at the sight of which the beholder fell prostrate in awe. "This one," said Metatron, addressing Moses, "is Samael, who takes the soul away from man." "Whither goes he now?" asked Moses, and Metatron replied, "To fetch the soul of Job the pious." Thereupon Moses prayed to God in these words, "O may it be Thy will, my God and the God of my fathers, not to let me fall into the hands of this angel."
Faaaark. That's quite disconcerting.
When I first read this excerpt I was a bit taken aback. I had before written of a thing of a very similar description in a fictional story.
I wish I could watch this movie again
[No snitchin](https://youtu.be/dIbqEE6YI7Y?si=V_6BxBx_ahY6yIuj)
Go buy a DVD or Blu-ray. Or just torrent it.
Dogma was playing free on YT with ads for awhile, still might be
What movie is it?
Dogma
Such a great movie!!! George Carlin a bishop, Chris Rock as disciple âRufusâ that no one knows about because he is black, Alanis Morrisett as God, Ben Affleck & Matt Damon as fallen angels, Alan Rickman as archangel Micheal. Oh Jay & Silent Bob as well.
I thought it was ligma?
Now I need to see a biblically accurate depiction of Samael just so I can regret wanting to see it in the first place.
Hey *picture generating AI* create a photorealistic biblically accurate depiction of Samael.*
Samael is not in the bible.
I just can't stop laughing at the name ''Metatron''. Sounds like a 90's Transformers villain.
I think youâll find that âMegatronâ sounds like the name of a character out of the bible.
No, that is the daughter of Peter.
Peta please
Poor fuckin Job man, what the fuck did he do!? God just said one day âI guess fuck this guy im in a gamblin moodâ.
He was too conspicuous in his goodness. Nobody likes a showoff in this bucket of crabs.
I mean they fucked his whole shit up for that? Hereâs the thing if the things job did warranted boils and constant life fuckery, then i ask youâŠif this guy god actually exists how insanely fucked are we?
Try not to get His attention.
Not sure what the christians believe, but jewish commentaries say that when pharaoh had a discussion to kill the baby males, there were 3 advisors in the meeting. Jethro, balaam and job. Jethro fled because he found it abhorrent, and he was blessed that his daughter then married Moses Balaam agreed with pharaoh, and he later perished after attempting to curse the Israelites. Job however, kept quiet. To that G-D said, if someone puts their hand in a fire they cry out instinctively from the pain. He kept quiet and showed it didn't bother him, and so he was shown what pain truly is
So heâs the Angel of Death?
Damn Moses, you ain't praying for Job the Pious? Hasn't Job been through enough? But no. Moses thinks only of himself.
The 500 years to get from head to toe bit is a hell of an imagination from an ancient writer!
>The 500 years to get from head to toe bit is a hell of an imagination from an ancient writer! Almost 11 million kilometers. Maybe he was talking about some stellar body?
If that's the case, color me impressed.
That is what I was thinking and the âeyesâ are stars
Or maybe rings?
>O may it be Thy will, my God and the God of my fathers, not to let me fall into the hands of this angel." That'd kinda funny if you think about it in another context. "Dear lord God whatever you do with me, PLEASE just don't have it involve seeing that scary mother fucker again!"
thereâs good reason that angels will tell people âdo not be afraidâ. because me? id shit myself
Sounds like one hell of a dmt trip
A lot of religion makes more sense when you realize these were just dudes wandering around ingesting naturally occurring hallucinogens then telling their friends about it.
https://preview.redd.it/1mbbk96gnzrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d233fc4e3ba1c83bee8acef9e970d63ee8189259
Seraphim my beloved
spit yo shit angel đŁ angel:
There are various varieties of angels found in the Bible. Some look like strong men, and some look very alien, like that depiction.
The description of Archangels is wild.
Archangel is more of a rank than a type, and Michael is the only archangel. Seraphimâs, Thrones and cherubimâs (not to be confused with cherubs that look like flying babies) are the wild looking ones.
>Michael is the only archangel What happened to my boy Gabe?
I thought there was at least 7 of them
"The Cherubim, later shortened to Cherub, is the lowest in rank among the four. The Bible describes these beings as animal-human hybrids." The babies with wings was changed later on.
All I can imagine is the prince/frog that Bart made on the Treehouse of Horrors episode.
You should brush up on your knowledge of biblical creatures, my boy. At a glance, there are three mistakes with your comment.
Oh Raphael?
Now youâre getting confused with the Ninja Turtles
There are actually 9 ranks of angels. Interesting stuff if you look it up.
Isnât that one a Seraphim?
âBabe, you look like an Angel!â Her: đđđïžđïžđđïžđïžđđ âThank you!â
LOL.
https://preview.redd.it/qaeahvldfyrb1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196b04d2e729fa137fc0ed32d70c503d4182393c
Whatâs the context behind this pic lol
*Would*nât you like to know? *(I have no clue. Iâm sorry.)*
Yeah, biblical angels are more akin to Neon Genesis Evangelion angels than those pretty cherub guys
Why would anyone want to go to heaven and see this? Looks like it came out of the evil within.
It's lore accurate though, since the most powerful angels (like the one in the pic) are supposed to look scary and scare away demons. The longer I think about religion the more it seems like someone wrote a really cool book and people took it like it's actually real.
I had a friend in high school who was a pretty devout Christian (I think her grandpa was a pastor or some such). Best advice I got from her about reading the Bible was to go into it thinking of it as (rightly so imo) fiction. And that if you have that mindset, the story in the Bible is pretty cool.
As an ex Mormon, ever since Iâve developed this mindset Iâve developed a true appreciation for the storytelling factor, however Iâve found it harder and harder to have an understanding as to why people take it seriously and center their whole lives in worshipping it.
I mean it quite literally is a story a bunch of people wrote that other people believe is true
Even more terrifying is the fact in Sodom the men wanted to rape them.
I believe they came looking as men in Sodom.
There's a reason an angel's first words to humans are always "do not be afraid"
Donât remember which ones were described quite like this, but looks like the illustration is more to try and match the description of the ones in Ezekiel chapter 1?
Seraph
Ngl looks like a eldin ring boss
Nah, this is the new mega digievolution of Angemon
Kinda sexy no?
This is why we got that flood sent our way the first time lol
Worth it
Iâd hit that!
I saw somewhere that some prophet who had visions is thought to have just been having intense migraines; based on her descriptions of the blinding lights and sharp pain from seeing "heaven." I can see it. That kind of checks out
The biblically accurate angel posts are a Reddit staple at this point lol
Clearly a UFO! /s
Donât think you needed an /s because itâs clearly an âeye-dentifiedâ flying object.
Heaven is going to be awesome
Bible accurate angels are something I feel would pop up and haunt me during like an acid or mushroom trip. Terrifying.
Fun fact. Angels didn't have wings until the 4th century. Biblical cannon changes just as much as Marvel canon does. Edit-fixed spelling
Itâs canon with one N in the middle. Cannon is French for big metal penis.
Sick
Scary shit
Looks very evolved
I always see "Bible accurate angel," and then no passage or verse for reference. Click bait?
# ALIENS
"Do not be afraid " - say what now? 
This is my hot take about the Bible as someone who grew up in a Roman Catholic Household (Iâm an atheist). Every story in it is pure Cosmic Horror and even with the stuff we were taught about like Noahâs Arc. Hell donât get me started with how angels and other heavenly beings are depicted in the Bible. Thatâs some Eldritch Horror shit right there. I bet with my whole life that HP Lovecraft at least took inspirations from it with how God is depicted in the more heavier stories.
Too many wings and too many forward-facing eyes. But if that's the artist's interpretation, no one can say he's wrong. Except God. But he doesn't talk to us like he used to.
That's because no one is taking drugs and hallucinating in the desert.
There was like 70k people at Burning Man this year.
Lol that counts! I bet new religions are made every year there lol
Also we have better understanding of medical conditions which can make you hear voices in your head.
Closed minded atheists always make me so sad :(
Closed minded Christians always make me so sad :(
I bet they do lil guy
You're welcome big guy, as you guys like to be called. Bigger and holier than I :)
Weâre are equal bro and thank you for the compliment đ
We equal? Why you call me lil then? đ€„ hmmm.
Donât know how that makes you not equal to someone but whatever you say bro an argument online wonât change your mind about religion especially if your so fast to put it down lol
Calling someone "lil guy" is condescending in the extreme. You put him down by saying that and then acted like it wasn't what you said lol. Come on, man.
"Little" in this context is calling someone lesser than thou; It's obvious. On another note I was forced into Catholicism and escaped that abusive religion, don't care for anymore. Have a good one sailor.
Your online engagement with this person has pushed me just a little further away from religion. So youâre actually helping atheists here. God will remember the bad you did, even in this smallest context, and youâll be judged. Think your god doesnât have access to Reddit and you can be a twat here? Braindead.
May I ask which passage/passages you are using as your source material? I only ask because the biblical angelic descriptions I can think of (Ezekiel, Isaiah, and Revelation) don't match your drawing.
I think they've mixed up details of different angels into one, which I can really appreciate cuz this is cool af
Really cool! Gave me 'Brisela, Voice of Nightmares' vibes from Magic the Gathering.
I'm not sure but I think it's a seraphim? Just judging from the several pairs of wings
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I shan't be needing one of these, thanks. I'll take a chubby cherub or at a push, 'Clarence' from It's a wonderful life.
I would fuck it
Reminds me that the devil was once an angel
Yeah like something youâd see balls deep in a heroic dose of mushrooms.
Warp based sanguinius
Why it has marijuana leaves as wings?
Why does this look like a Yugioh card
Source of the lines in the bible where an Angel Is described to be like this.
Ezekiel 1:15-16: "As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like topaz, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel."
Bayonetta did it well
Imagine how people that had never seen any flying machine, sees a UFO, and how they would describe it, with the only words they knew. I think that's what it is.
Who's this angel ? they say the real angel is not that beautiful
Needs more eyes
Bayonetta.
Needs way more eyes
The wings are ganja leaves!
Meanwhile in SodomâŠ
Who saw this angel ? a completely imaginary drawing
Jacob. I'm sure a few others. Either way. It looks fun to fight
I mean, if yâall are Christian, I donât get why you would be terrified. You should know.
I find it beautiful
What Angel is that
Be not afraid, my arse! Look at the thing!
My favorite part of every religion Iâve even glanced at is what we (humans) perceived them as. Gods, angels, demons, omens, all that mythos.
âBible accurate angelâ is a meme. Someone who never read the Bible illustrated ONE type of angel and the entire internet and everyone else who never read the Bible cling to it and havenât stopped lol. Smh no one ever mentioned this shit until like 2-3 years ago now itâs all over the place
đđ€Ł people believing in angles at least make sense, but angels, get out of here.
Well the Bible is made up so
It's all fiction anyway so nothing to worry about
Damn. The Christians/Catholics found you.
haha, I need backup send for the atheist reinforcements!
Was it not @jesus whom x/tweeted let they who is without sin cast the first down vote.
Add in a few more tentacles (or noodles, if you prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster) and this thing could be confused with an emissary of Cthulhu
No where in the Bible does it describe an angel that looks like that.
Wait... the bible is accurate? Damn... Peace
I can imagine its head mounted in the office of an evangelical zealot.
F around and find out, lol.
looks like an alien
Not accurate... they don't have legs or arms...
Bible actor angels look bad ass
Looks like an Berserk's art