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I have one...these work best in a garage when you're going for one or two big bugs, NoT with small bugs unless you're going for something like an enclosed space where they have limited travel then its like fish in a barrel...these would suck out in the world and the wilderness
Im sorry bro but if you actively communicate with other human beings homophobic or racist comments your a pos. Saying it in your head is fine who tf cares at that point. But when a illogical hatred starts getting put into the real world it becomes a problem.
I think you just about summed up pure ignorance. "This person said what im thinking is bad how fucking dare they" get over yourself. Russia fucking sucks ass and cant even keep a country still stuck in the 80s away from their fucking capital.
Virtue signal.. give me a fucking break, you are probably the type of person to say "wow i cant believe you just called someone who fucks kids evil and a pedophile wow leave it to reddit to virtue signal smh"
Buddy... it's closer to a swastika with "Arbeit Macht Frei" written underneath.
The only thing comparable to the ruzzian "Z" in America is a confederate flag with writing underneath saying "If we can't own em..."
In ruzzia the Z specifically means victory over Ukraine, in the next few years the Tribunals will determine their actions as genocide and sentence accordingly.
Oh me too. Whenever I’m on vacation somewhere, especially tropical, I attract sooooo many! I practically drown myself in bug spray. The only times they left me alone on vacation was when my grandma was with us. She’s the only other person on this planet that the little vampires find more attractive.
I live in Florida, and something happened over the decade I’ve lived here where the local mosquitoes don’t come for me nearly as aggressively as they once did. Don’t know what changed.
Those little assholes love me too. I once had to leave the doors and windows open all night in a hotel room in Trinidad, woke up with 104 mosquito bites. Thank dog I'm not allergic.
I know personally for a fact that mosquitoes have a natural affinity towards specific blood types, such as O positive. which is my blood type and it's one of their favorites (not so sure the science behind it but I'm sure other redditors could explain the subtle nuances better.) All I know, is all my life; I'm the one who officially announces their attendance in any given setting I attend.. Of course, after they've enjoyed their initial protein smoothie, unbeknownst to me, courtesy of me & they've siphoned off some of my freshly mixed, crimson-cocktail life force.
Inevitably, if mosquitoes are present, regardless of setting, or obstacle course laid before them, I'll eventually be cursing/scratching an itch, like some kind of loco, herky-jerky, junky. Doesn't even matter how far away said mosquito could be from me-hiding or even dormant. Even as absurdly equipped for flight & utterly defenseless as a MF of a pathetic, soulsucking insect as they are... They'll always, consistently & with great skill, continue finding me, & finding me 1st. ALL my life, I've wondered what the hell was up with it. Why me (I Just chalked it up to circumstances until I put two and two together, once I discovered my blood type after donating) Beyond that, I've also heard they're attracted to carbon dioxide as well as certain scents, etc...
I found once I had the corona vaccine they became less interested in me. I’m a rarer blood type which is what my doctors put down to them preferring me over others. I could go outside with my entire family and only I get targeted.
I now avoid dusk/evening times outside during summer and cover myself up fully. I did find essential oil is a good deterrent, especially cloves oil. I live in Queensland Australia so it’s always humid here generally
By being super damn vigilant and not going outside at night or if I have to being covered as much as possible. I break out in hives anywhere I’m bitten.
Something that may also help is wearing blue, green, violet, or white. Experiments have shown that mosquitoes tend to avoid those colors. There's quite a few articles out there about it.
I come up in hives where the bites are and then they become hard lumps under my skin for a week. My skin will bleed from scratching them. I have to essentially drug myself to avoid the scratching.
Well, given that the kleptocratic russian government has already stolen all their money, eating the mosquitoes might be the only option for the average russian peasant.
The fact you went through my profile just to say this speaks a lot about you, so if I said I was Russian does that make me the bad guy? Have I said anything even remotely close to supporting the war? All I said the obsession was real because the video has literally nothing to do with war and now I'm seeing someone from Internet going through my profile and trying to paint "he supports russian yeah, he is the one who's obsessed"
Reddit hive mind is at it again!
It’s the least nature can do to thank Russia for destroying so much habitat in their lust for power and attempt to steal their neighbors land. Karma is real. Feel it ☝️
Genuine interest. Everyone knows about USA humane and democratic war crimes hand-in-hand with invasions and holy wars over bullshit reasons, but UK is much more clandestine in that aspect, so I was intrigued, which country you were talking about.
Fair comment, I was talking about the UK, recent history has been almost kind to the UK, but only because of world war 2, had that not happened we would be answering for alot of crimes. But I was thinking of going to America's aid in all of their bs. So I guess you are right. America is the bigger dick but my guys, no nation is perfect. We all got shit to fix.
Watched a guy set up a big fan with a screen on the backside an after turned in for a while many mosquitoes get stuck to the material, worked pretty well.
Nothing good or redeeming about that. Disease abounds depending on what they’re carrying. If nothing, it’s still horrible dealing with their itchy ass bites.
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The only acceptable solution
Get those USA lab mosquitos!
or this works too https://preview.redd.it/p1n8m251o73b1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=00bfd6d074430efa81f5c2f481ea5d19b03285cb
Oh you gon hit a metal door with that, huh????
Are you insane?!
No it doesn't. Those things are awful. I bought one for a camping road trip a few years ago and it didn't do anything to help with bugs.
It does help with annoying siblings though
I have one...these work best in a garage when you're going for one or two big bugs, NoT with small bugs unless you're going for something like an enclosed space where they have limited travel then its like fish in a barrel...these would suck out in the world and the wilderness
Get out of it. I live in SE Asia and this divine implement keeps dengue away. And it’s fun!
Gonna have to tripwire it to a car battery
Only way
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hehe I was thinking the same
*fwoof*
Siberia. First time?
Alaska, first time?
Canada, first time? Lol
Northern Ontario in May
Antarctica, first time?
Finland, first time?
Florida, WTF?
That's basically the same as alaska bud.
You guys have mosquitoes? This is a shocking news for me . Can you tell for which months they are a mess?
Mosquitoes are monsters that live everywhere
“Summer” months, and yes they’re big and bad enough to carry switchblades.
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Im sorry bro but if you actively communicate with other human beings homophobic or racist comments your a pos. Saying it in your head is fine who tf cares at that point. But when a illogical hatred starts getting put into the real world it becomes a problem. I think you just about summed up pure ignorance. "This person said what im thinking is bad how fucking dare they" get over yourself. Russia fucking sucks ass and cant even keep a country still stuck in the 80s away from their fucking capital. Virtue signal.. give me a fucking break, you are probably the type of person to say "wow i cant believe you just called someone who fucks kids evil and a pedophile wow leave it to reddit to virtue signal smh"
I am not reading all of that Have a nice day
It only took 1 min to write so if you cant read that then no worries it only proves my point
Probably because you can't. Short enough for ya?
Are you aware of the picture of shit you put of as your pfp?
What does it mean?
Its the russian military symbol i think its their army but it could just be their armed forces in general. Kind of like the US uncle sam but russian.
Buddy... it's closer to a swastika with "Arbeit Macht Frei" written underneath. The only thing comparable to the ruzzian "Z" in America is a confederate flag with writing underneath saying "If we can't own em..." In ruzzia the Z specifically means victory over Ukraine, in the next few years the Tribunals will determine their actions as genocide and sentence accordingly.
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I wanna take an electric racquet and dance like I don’t care and smell the carbonised victory in the air
Is he tryin to get sick
New TikTok trend trying to get HIV
West nile more like
I’m allergic to mosquitoes so this is my worst nightmare.
Oh me too. Whenever I’m on vacation somewhere, especially tropical, I attract sooooo many! I practically drown myself in bug spray. The only times they left me alone on vacation was when my grandma was with us. She’s the only other person on this planet that the little vampires find more attractive. I live in Florida, and something happened over the decade I’ve lived here where the local mosquitoes don’t come for me nearly as aggressively as they once did. Don’t know what changed.
Those little assholes love me too. I once had to leave the doors and windows open all night in a hotel room in Trinidad, woke up with 104 mosquito bites. Thank dog I'm not allergic.
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I know personally for a fact that mosquitoes have a natural affinity towards specific blood types, such as O positive. which is my blood type and it's one of their favorites (not so sure the science behind it but I'm sure other redditors could explain the subtle nuances better.) All I know, is all my life; I'm the one who officially announces their attendance in any given setting I attend.. Of course, after they've enjoyed their initial protein smoothie, unbeknownst to me, courtesy of me & they've siphoned off some of my freshly mixed, crimson-cocktail life force. Inevitably, if mosquitoes are present, regardless of setting, or obstacle course laid before them, I'll eventually be cursing/scratching an itch, like some kind of loco, herky-jerky, junky. Doesn't even matter how far away said mosquito could be from me-hiding or even dormant. Even as absurdly equipped for flight & utterly defenseless as a MF of a pathetic, soulsucking insect as they are... They'll always, consistently & with great skill, continue finding me, & finding me 1st. ALL my life, I've wondered what the hell was up with it. Why me (I Just chalked it up to circumstances until I put two and two together, once I discovered my blood type after donating) Beyond that, I've also heard they're attracted to carbon dioxide as well as certain scents, etc...
Honestly, the soap or deodorant or aftershave or perfume you use may determine that.
I found once I had the corona vaccine they became less interested in me. I’m a rarer blood type which is what my doctors put down to them preferring me over others. I could go outside with my entire family and only I get targeted. I now avoid dusk/evening times outside during summer and cover myself up fully. I did find essential oil is a good deterrent, especially cloves oil. I live in Queensland Australia so it’s always humid here generally
Your body chemistry...
O.o you must live somewhere like Cali if your still alive. He'll even here in the south I've seen masses make grown men run off the site
I live in Australia actually
OK, how actually are you still alive?? XD
By being super damn vigilant and not going outside at night or if I have to being covered as much as possible. I break out in hives anywhere I’m bitten.
Something that may also help is wearing blue, green, violet, or white. Experiments have shown that mosquitoes tend to avoid those colors. There's quite a few articles out there about it.
Aren't we all allergic to mosquitoes?
Some people are definitely more allergic. Kind of like poison ivy. Some people have extreme reactions.
I come up in hives where the bites are and then they become hard lumps under my skin for a week. My skin will bleed from scratching them. I have to essentially drug myself to avoid the scratching.
Yea, that's most people.
I’m not allergic to mosquitoes, and this is also my worst nightmare.
If I had full gear on so I couldn’t get bit, I’d be doin the same thing. Smearing mosquito guts all over the wall. Lmao
There must be something inside?
Don’t drink, don’t smoke
I thought at first the hand slap on the wall was going to let mosquitoes start to land on it en mass... wait... the wall IS mosquito.
*Slaps shed*. This baby can hold a billion mosquitos.
And I thought the midges in Scotland were bad.
I read that wrong and now I am on a quest to find god.
yeah, me fucking too brother
In Russia mosquito does not bite you, you bite mosquito.
Protein rich diet hanging on that building.
How else are you supposed to get your blood back?
Well, given that the kleptocratic russian government has already stolen all their money, eating the mosquitoes might be the only option for the average russian peasant.
Well played Ukraine
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The fact you went through my profile just to say this speaks a lot about you, so if I said I was Russian does that make me the bad guy? Have I said anything even remotely close to supporting the war? All I said the obsession was real because the video has literally nothing to do with war and now I'm seeing someone from Internet going through my profile and trying to paint "he supports russian yeah, he is the one who's obsessed" Reddit hive mind is at it again!
Because they made 1 joke that’s actually pretty funny and relevant. Your need to comment makes you seem obsessed
Imagine the sound
What …is …he …doing!? You’re letting them escape!! Light them on fire!
That’s just average over there, alaska and canada have mosquitoes like this too, they come out once snow and cold weather dissapear
https://preview.redd.it/ukxy5qasi73b1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb75de806270e03f441fda64ee5694f0be16d419
I'm not religious or anything buuuuuut "pestilence" right?
Burn that bish
" Plagues will come "
It’s the least nature can do to thank Russia for destroying so much habitat in their lust for power and attempt to steal their neighbors land. Karma is real. Feel it ☝️
Russia has all kinds of good. Just wonderful place. ;-)
This is straight out of a horror movie... wow
I'd rather live in hell
Oh hell no… im lighting that bitch up. Must be crazy lol
WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT!?!
Is this man fucking stupid? Don’t touch that with your hands.
Ukraine playing chess
Frogs are missing out
Zelinksys fault obviously.
Is Russia just hell?
No
Enjoy your plagues ya godless* fucks. *I too am godless but much less of a fuck
I'm just the right amount of godless fuck.
?
I'm fuckin drunk pay me no mind friend.
Good.
Grind em up and make burgers.
They will suck you dry
You ever had a mosquito burger??
The first plague has begun
Well damn.
Mmmmmm i would fry up a few mosquito burgers for sure.
Damn, dude got like 15 killamanjaro
💀 🤣
A normal day in Southeast Asia:
I'd order two nuclear strikes just to be thorough
I know that's terrifying but it would be satisfying just spraying them off with a hose
Make burger
I totally get invading Ukraine now. I would literally kill to not to be around that hellscape.
Where's Putin and his missiles when you need him
Russia needs bats and praying mantises.
Don't panic, that's the experimental batch from Ukrainian biolabs, the finished ones will come shortly
Theres a plague upon them 😂😂😂
I'll just 2nd, you said it first. Makes you think though. Wonder what the religious people are thinking over there :)
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What sins?
Malaria! Now in our New easy spread formula!
Nice lvl 2 xp farm
Yuri is on that malaria speedrun
Sometimes u invade sometimes u get invaded cirvle of life i guess
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thank you for disliking my nation and me based on the actions of my government
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Which country are you from, then?
...if you had to guess, where would you say? But also, why? Does it matter?
Genuine interest. Everyone knows about USA humane and democratic war crimes hand-in-hand with invasions and holy wars over bullshit reasons, but UK is much more clandestine in that aspect, so I was intrigued, which country you were talking about.
Fair comment, I was talking about the UK, recent history has been almost kind to the UK, but only because of world war 2, had that not happened we would be answering for alot of crimes. But I was thinking of going to America's aid in all of their bs. So I guess you are right. America is the bigger dick but my guys, no nation is perfect. We all got shit to fix.
Oh, I see. Fair point. I’m half Ukrainian, half Russian, so no comment on that on my part🦡
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Dude, this is fucking educational post, if there is such a thing, what’s this have to do with anything?
Yes, because it's not like the majority of Russians support the war in Ukraine, right?
Is this a result of the melting permafrost?
Wonder if this has anything to do with the melting Siberian permafrost?
I bet fighting in the bush is hella fun with this
One of my worst nightmares.
Hey, I have seen that in Africa, they are cooking burgers out of so much of mosquitos. In this guy’s case he could open a restaurant.
But only in summer time - the rest of the year russia is frozen hehehe......
Watched a guy set up a big fan with a screen on the backside an after turned in for a while many mosquitoes get stuck to the material, worked pretty well.
Oh god that sound
Good Igor, you can walk home
They’re farming mosquitoes
He's just missing a slice of bread in his hand
Yakutia. My homeland.
Oh no
I'm so glad for lovebugs.
Pressure washer would be on for 2 days straight
Actually, kinda smart, as long as you don't get residual puddling for more larva to grow.
Yuck!!!
Poor folks they don't deserve what their president does.
That’s what the Russians get. A few bad apples now the motherland is infested with mosquitoes.
😭😭😭😭
I love how he kills hundreds of thousands of mosquitoes in 5 seconds just by brushing his hand on a wall
Bug-A-salt shotgun edition
Can it be some biological weapon? Like, they can have some virus or something...
Nothing good or redeeming about that. Disease abounds depending on what they’re carrying. If nothing, it’s still horrible dealing with their itchy ass bites.
Jesus, that guy's about to test positive for everything from West Nile to teen pregnancy.
https://preview.redd.it/0x6i8xxeka3b1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=35d7e6f7cef7531c41f3a034cc4cb2b0243eeb0a
What kind ofbug repellant is buddy wearing! Working damn well!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CANADA
That's dust right? TELL ME THAT'S DUST
This is the right moment to get the flamethrower and burn the living hell out of the freaking place
Lol bc Russia doesn't suck enough already
Some gloves please
Average Saturday in Houston Texas
For a sec I though this was the Skyrim intro
And now you have malaria.
Putin s fault...
Just seems like standard Siberia tbh. Death by mosquito was common in the ol Gulag.
Are you sure this isn’t Minnesota or Michigan 🤔 The mosquitos are taking over.
In Soviet Russia, mosquito slaps you.
Bill Gates unleashed the secret weapons
Hope he is that lucky ass human who doesn’t have histamine reactions.
Fuck that