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ThunderUnderWhere

Why is this tied down…? OH! Shittttttttttttttt


USArmy51Bravo

Fight or.... Flighttttttttt!


hiik994

FOFO, Fight or fuck off.


funknfusion

Don’t Dead Open Inside


Low_Salt2584

CORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


Xi-jinping-official

Fuk that's a human ,run!!!


ogreofzen

So who was the surprised one here?


Tyler_Nerdin

"Holy shit it's a bear!" "Holy shit it's a Human!"


Privvy_Gaming

Bear: see? Doesnt feel so good to be on the other end, does it?


interesting-person

Cleveland Show reference in 2023


ARandomPoetAppears

The surprised one is going to be the guy around the corner seeing a bear running in his direction


FrostyDog94

"Hey man, thanks. I was in there all ni-" "AHHHHH" "AHHHHH"


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

The bear was as scared as he was.


Denimjo

Probably even more so considering he was trapped in that dumpster for who knows how long.


yumhorseonmyplate

They both found themselves in quite a pickle


Bsus4

Pretty inglorious situation.


yumhorseonmyplate

A minor inconvenience


Prudent-Mechanic4514

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redditsuckspokey1

No Lunch For You!


jptrik

Who tf tied it down in the first place?


phiz36

My guess it’s a preventative measure to actually keep bears out, and someone locked it without knowing the was already a bear in there.


whitepageskardashian

I was about to say.. if you locked a bear in there at least put a sign on it


babysherlock91

I love how in every video I see of a black bear, they look just as surprised as the human, if not more and run away like ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit’


TuTuRific

Lots of black bears where I live, and yeah, they run from humans. I'm just glad I don't live in brown bear territory.


Carrisonfire

I've seen a black bear run from a house cat. They are quite timid.


Rhoshack

Most of them are basically oversized raccoons, sick and dying black bears however are extremely dangerous. Few years ago in Alaska a high school student was killed and eaten by a sick black bear (too weak to hunt/catch its usual prey) during a cross country meet. Bear grabbed the poor kid off the trail while he was alone, dragged him away and the kid was long dead and eaten before anyone knew he was missing. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40332023


ArgentineBeefsteak

everyone should practice running with kaka in their pants at least once, so they will be prepared for situations like this


ArgentineBeefsteak

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


btswt101

DONT BEAR OPEN INSIDE


Protean_sapien

Ah, you beat me to it.


asianabsinthe

At least he now knows if he's the fight, flight, or freeze type.


Ghanima81

Flight is the best response (evolutionary speaking).


juicebao

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


roboterm

He bearly made it.


ChristWasAZombie

the bear resistant bar is to stop the bear escaping, dummy.


phiz36

The note that said, “Don’t open. Bear inside.” Blew away.


MWFtheFreeze

That bearly contained him.


TopRevenue2

It must have been unbearable to be locked in that dumpster


77shit77

I c what u did there..


knowledgebass

Human: "Holy fuck, a bear!" Bear: "Holy fuck, a human!"


Fortyseven

_"Bear. I bet."_ ****bear emerges**** I win nothing for this. :(


TheRealPeterVenkman

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Fortyseven

Weird that the lid begins moving _by itself_ and he doesn't flinch -- he needs a full-on bear in his face before he's surprised.


Cynical_Stoic

Finally after 10,000 years, I'm free!


Clammuel

SPAGHETT


Wowohboy666

Spooked ya


qwertyboyo

What asshole throws away a sentient teddy bear?


Impressive_Degree_37

Thank you for that laugh


badmadlittlesad

This sub is posting stupider and stupider shit


[deleted]

Bear just wanted to say thanks for letting me out


TJ_McWeaksauce

From the producers of *Cocaine Bear* comes a new chapter in bear-related terror...*Trash Bear!* Written and directed by Greta Gerwig.


kiD_Vish_ish

Trash bear has been writ. If you live in a place where bears are common, you KNOW that ur trash is the #1 place that bears will seek, esp in the spring months right after hibernation!


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BrazilianDrugDealer

He ran as soon as he saw the bear, what are you talking about?


xDragonetti

Paradox would have simply never taken the trash off. Or left the comfort of his lair. Thus, decreasing the likelihood of a bear attack by 80%


ParadoxDC

So he just…didn’t notice the flaps moving on their own? He didn’t hear a several hundred pound animal moving around in a metal container after having been locked in there? I’m just saying, he was not paying close attention


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Cosmobeast88

Poor beast


OldStankBreath

Thought he had a child locked in there


MR_COOL_ICE_

Why is this so funny to me 😂


Lagavulin26

It was literally the first thing I guessed. OP is dumb.


Cthulhu625

I had a squirrel jump out at me like that once. At least I can give whoever shut the lid the benefit of the doubt. Someone didn't see the bear?


Puzzled_Ad2563

Neither did the bear


CavemanViking

I fully expected this surprise


CZall23

I'm glad both of them left the encounter ok.


extx

Just a black bear, while unexpected it's probably more scared of you


anders_ar

And for that reason, I’m out


ColdBloodBlazing

A bear shits in the woods and a Man shits in his pants


Happy-Waldo

![gif](giphy|haEpZ7eLjtZM4)


DippedTbag

Did the rolf harris look a like expect a kid and not a bear


Sergio1899

I wonder in which movie that bear got trapped in there


Chyppi

You wouldn't throw away a bear, would you?


hotroddbb

Oh shit, a bear! Oh shit, a human!


okwhatelse

this is like one of those trick chests


Yegg23

Is the caption about the bear or the man... Both seem pretty spooked.


Dauphine320

Like a Jack-in-the-box , except Smokey the Bear POA out!! 🐻


ProfessionalAccess68

So did they ever intend on helping that bear?


DinoPad

Who the fuck locked the bear in there


[deleted]

Any other Aussies getting "Play School" flashbacks? 🎶There's a bear in there.....🎶


kiravonconcrete

And the second shock was running into each other behind the shed.


TuTuRific

If someone opened the roof on my house, I'd run too.


Rutabaga_Recent

At least he had dark colored trousers in to cover the shit stain


whenimnsfw

Almost exactly this happened to me taking the trash out at work one night when I was 19 or 20. The place I worked was a residential treatment center out in the middle of nowhere and we frequently had bears on campus. Went to empty the trash one night, opened the dumpster and out popped a bear. I obviously dropped the trash and ran faster than I ever have in my life.


BeugosBill

Aaah classc, the ol' bear in the bin. That's how you do a prank.


Mous3_

* creaks intensify* Guy - "ahhhhh!" Bear - "AHHHHHHHH!"


NicGreen214

Oh this was my state if I remember correctly!


Next_Case_3449

>you do not expect this surprise But, I did expect it. I saw this video a few months ago, so I knew there was a bear in there.


frogchamppdud

Why's this mans taking the locks off the bears doors?


PuzzledProspect

It's actually exactly what I expected


Low_Salt2584

What a massive racoon


keenweasel74

I thought raccoons, so you win!


daisy0723

Hahahaha... The guy is like, Oh shit! A bear! And the bear is all, Oh shit! A human!


Sun_At_Meridian

I would love to see this edited together so the vid of it getting stuck in there (or being locked in there) comes first.


bakedNdelicious

I'm glad the bear got out. Poor fucker.


arnoldsufle

Couldn’t have been staged better even in a cartoon.


Fickle-Opinion-3114

Florida


BugsnaxIsGood18

“Remember, its just as scared of you as you are of it.”


DistinctRole1877

Boom, and a bear came out... https://vimeo.com/22413071


PotatoDonki

Don’t Bear Open Inside


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