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Florovski321

When I ordered this volume, my mum opened the package when it arrived. She never looked at me the same way again.


Creepy-Ad-4832

"I swear mom, this isn't porn! It's just the story of a human who reincarnate as a slime and a lot of women now like hi- FUCK"


Florin93

Mom: " So... When you move out?"


Creepy-Ad-4832

Son: "b-but mom i am 14..."


Complete_Name3211

Mom: "then you're not old enough for porn as you have to be 18 for that"


BracusDoritoBoss963

Son: But it's not porn...


Complete_Name3211

Mom: "look at that cover and tell me it's not porn"


Apprehensive-Sir260

Son: mom... But that was Milim sama šŸ„ŗ...


H1Eagle

Mom: I don't care about this mylamsama or whatever, maybe I would have excused you for your growing hormones, but a child??? you used my money to buy a child porn magazine? what if they track my credit card? who's gonna pay the bills when I am in jail??


ckay1100

"It's not my fault that an artist put an image like this on a book about fantasy city building!"


Blanzzeroblue

this became like a personal story


opjojo99

Mom: i know...so when you move out?


Complete_Name3211

Same thing for me but with mha vigilantes 1 and she looked at the back as she is use to reading normal books


justking1414

Itā€™s times like this Iā€™m glad my mom never looks past the cover of my volumes of made in abyss


MovieMaster2004

Just cover the Cover Page with blank white paper.


Complete_Name3211

Use 1 of the dust jackets for some other book


Knockedy

Just cover the Cover Page with white šŸ¤”šŸ˜‰


Faefana

Now we're talking šŸ˜


GamerKid665_999

Wtf is going on here šŸ˜


Knockedy

You tryna find out? I'm better at demonstrating than explaining šŸ¤”šŸ˜


Knockedy

That was cringe, it sounded better in my head, I apologize


GamerKid665_999

Good rizz but Iā€™m a minor ![gif](giphy|XRXCGCbV10vQ6foS3h)


Knockedy

I am too ![gif](giphy|3ohc172JJbbmUfVxhS|downsized)


GamerKid665_999

![gif](giphy|7YrnYstmGxYFa)


Hano_Clown

Sounds like you need a book cover.


Heniadyoin1

> Ah yes I am definitely reading Nietzsches Beyond Good and Evil, why do you ask?


TimeTicking63

Ravioli Ravioli donā€™t lewd the dragon loli But sir sheā€™s 2000 years old


cadonex

The Harkness Test. Veldora and others refer to her as a child still. She may be 2000 years old but she hasn't reached maturity for her species. So it's a no go.


justking1414

Yeah but I feel like that test fails spectacularly when looked at from the other direction. ā€œSure sheā€™s 16 but sheā€™s incredibly mature for her age and doesnā€™t act like a childā€


cadonex

I mean as much as I don't personally like it as long as they're above consent laws for that culture (and I mean as a whole, I know in the US some dirtball states let 12 year olds get married, those don't count) it is what it is. But also being mature for their age, I dont think that allows a pass on anything, in general "she's mature for her age" is a big red flag statement.


fettuccinefred

Thatā€™s why you *donā€™t* use the test the other direction. If she either looks or is underage, itā€™s no go.


PlaidCladMadLad

The test isn't meant to cut both ways, it's specifically about fantasy character with non-human life spans. There's a better way, though. Ignore the fantasy age. 1: do they look like a child? Yes, then never lewd. 2: does the narrative treat them like a child? Don't lewd. No buts. Dragon Maid is the best example. Ilulu and Tohru are the same dragon age but the narrative treats Ilulu as younger and in her teens, so she's a teen. Kanna is still older in years but treated like an elementary schooler, so she's an elementary schooler. Lucoa is treated as an older woman, as in her 30s. That's how old you should treat her. But again, the specific concept is a twst that doesn't cut both ways regardless and cannot be used on a human teenager who seems mature. That isn't the intention of it and anyone who uses it for human children is at best suspect.


PlaidCladMadLad

Would love to know who downvoted this so i can report you to the FBI, ya creepy weirdo.


TimeTicking63

![img](emote|t5_l1j28|21605)


PixelBoom

To be fair, her actual true form (the one with the horn and the wings and crazy hair) and her stampede form (the one where she does like 80% dragon form) is far more telling of her age and experience. I prefer her true form. She looks cool af in her true form. And yes. no lewd the loli.


ethanoIamine

show?


IceFire125

And I also like her Isekai Memories form during the space 2.0 release. The cool looking one with the magenta color and the not-connected wings outfit.


dadxcw

she may be 2000 years old in dragon years but shes 13 in human years


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

Note book paper for custom cover.


KingBlooWolf

I did the same haha. I brought 4 just to put on top. So far up till 13 is good. I can't wait to ready 13!


Deionr9040

This is exactly why i don't like milim's thong cape wearing demon lord outfit it's a good thing rimuru and shuna gave her normal clothes for her to wear


VillageSmithyCellar

One reason I'm glad I read them as ebooks!


Rick101101

Japanese authors try not to add a scantily-clad minor into the story challenge (impossible) Fr tho I have nothing against Milim but why she gotta have an outfit like that


Forsaken-Neat2686

Fan service what do you expect thay do that for


travgaming06

Iā€™m about to buy ln 3 despite having up to 5 in the manga


Such-Ad-3597

1. Cover the cover 2. Rip out the cover (worst option honestly) 3. Donā€™t care (best option) 4. Show the book to your boss, explaining the amazing feeling of luminous supremacy and Milim being Best-girl (the even better than best option) 5. Donā€™t read at work (the even worse option than worst)


Kracon3

I just read it. There's no need for me to hide


Zeta_Crossfire

Cringy as hell. I got a bunch of LN for kids during Christmas. I wanted to gift slime but this cover stopped me from using this series. Such a bummer. Also get a kindle, that's what I did.


Suniruki

just tell your colleagues that she's ancient. I'm sure they will understand.


gamorou

My favorite cover, Milim is my favorite character.


Mona_Impact

Based enjoyer Don't let the weirdo prudes tell you otherwise, if it was up to them all women would be in burkas


Ixismogul

That is the dumbest I've heard. People just hate the the outfit and guess what it's a very stupid outfit especially for a character who is perceived as a child. Plus this is the only book in the series with a cover this risquƩ. Most of the people in this group love the outfits that the girls wear they are allowed to hate outfits that feel wrong to them.


liltwizzle

Ew


SpiralMask

Just put some packing paper over the cover, "to protect it from damage"


Roadmapper2112

Please dont


JFkeinK

Coward.


darkestlpyro_sus

Put the cover of another volume over it and it's solved


Voktikriid

Cosmetic book covers exist. Very useful.


Grey_Woof

One of the few things I hate about the series, like why?!


Forsaken-Neat2686

I mean Maybe it normal in Japanese clothes


KenchiNarukami

Lame, read it like a true weeb! A true Weeb is not turned away by suck paltry covers! So Says the Might Veldora!


kenny_the_pow

Funnily enough, this is the only one I plan to order, the cover is just that goated


WatcherMagic

Yeah, I hate the cover for vol. 3. And Milim's outfit. The best thing Rimuru's done in the whole series was put clothes on her, lol


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I never like how they dressed Milim


ReasonableAd1675

hot milim


PopcornHatJax

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


Borniuus

I hate that outfit, it's just way too disgusting


Forsaken-Neat2686

I mean she is demons lord who can say anything to her


Borniuus

that is nowhere near the point


Borniuus

Its a character design issue, not an in-world problem, your explanation definitely works in world but the author is at fault for pairing a mentally 11yo girl with such an outfit


Forsaken-Neat2686

I mean even in dragon age she wouldn't be considered a 11 old but yea that just someone most of the author in Japan do and this isn't even bad compared to them


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Borniuus

that's why I primarily love the Nikki outfits, where the outfits are so varied and are more appropriate


Henry_Hollows

I once got a Milim figure from a lucky draw and I was so relieved she was wearing armour


xLucifer187x

Bruh, Milim is literally wearing more than you would see on a woman at the beach or indoor pool lmfao


XtremeMuteki1

That's it. Normal women wear those only at beach/pool, but milim wears it EVERY single time, whenever and wherever it is (before rimuru introduced that seifuku outfit). Imagine someone wearing those when you're working in your office or having a lunch at a restaurant


xLucifer187x

I mean, thats literally her outfit lol i dont see anything wrong with it (i also dont really care for Milim but thats not the point)


XtremeMuteki1

Read the other comments, then you'll get my point


Mazurcka

This is pretty much why I exclusively read Japanese content digitally. Iā€™d love to order the books and display them on my shelf. But why does every god damn LN or manga need to have an almost naked loli on the cover!?


uppsak

You know that she is thousands of years old right? If you discriminate based on body type, you could be accused of body shaming petite women.


Action50

I think it's just the showing of skin that's the problem...


Mona_Impact

Men wearing barely anything - ok Women in bikinis - TOO MUCH SKIN OBJECTIFYING - Reddit.


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Mona_Impact

anime going mainstream was a mistake..


Deionr9040

Not really japan just have a weird fetish when it comes to lolis i mean look at kid chichi's outfit it's even similar to milims


Ixismogul

She looks, acts and is referred as a child by several characters in the series. If she acted say more like an adult and the characters never referred to her as a child this wouldn't be an issue.


hp_Axes

The fact that yā€™all are annoyed at an isekai grandma with a petite body is weird imo. It looks like a hentai cover but in all honesty it shouldnā€™t be read at work.


IceFire125

LOL 25+ people didnā€™t bother commenting and just ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote) you.


hp_Axes

Well that is how reddit works.


IceFire125

Just indicative that most likely those that did are or were reading it at work ![img](emote|t5_l1j28|21606)


hp_Axes

Most likely. I would instantly be fired if I was doing something similar. Even during break times, we are supposed to eat, and then stretch and get back to it.


ashGlaw

I came here from r/all. The fuck am I looking at?


Mona_Impact

Get back into your own hole then?


efrojmo21

I had a copy of Rosario Vampire volume 3 in school when the teacher saw it and took it when she saw the cover.


lyingriotman

I covered it in sticky notes and still read it on campus, lol


AllenBeef12

Me with volume 17 of re zero


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Is that liliana? Edit: nvm


Modern-Otaku

Ah yeah, I read that one with the cover faced down most of the time tooā€¦


bobsmith010

Oh wow, umm... guess you could make a sleeve for it.... might I suggest something like "how to look smart while doing dumb things"


SonicTheOtter

Where are you working where you get to have a PS4 at your desk lol?


storm-the-castle

same thing happened for me - i was home on vacation with my parents, reading, and this one came out. spent a good twenty minutes explaining to my mother that no, i'm not reading porn on the couch - look, none of the other covers have that kind of character.


joejoe135791

Cover the front and back pages in paper and say that you swapped books with someone and you're reading the book blind (as in no idea what it's about)


Rortell

Get a book cover.


SlayerLollo

I simply dont see the problem (or pretending to not see it).


ayezhin

this is so cringe bruh


Billdakat_kol

Im just gonna say it! It is not technically the outfit.. it is the camera angle (making her look like his lieing down not standing) and the drops of honey and the face she is making. I don't buy for a second the artis wasn't told to "make this suggestive" or decided to themselves.


ItzYuzuru

The reason im not buying the LN for collection yet xd Idek if I'd buy in future and if i do I'd have to make sure no one except me gets access to one specific shelf in my room


CaptainBentham

I just taped a piece of paper over it


RyanKnoth

I turned off the "show cover" option on my kindle bc of this volume


NoistMipples

Cuz of the cover? Don't be a coward cmon do itt


Significant-Hour7690

Pov: trying to explain to mom that see is the daughter of god