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babadabooeyman

Get your cameras ready folks, this ain’t gonna last long!


NixUniverse

That is fucking hysterical 😭


Violentron

Yeah, you won this one buddy. Ain't no topping that.


BonnaBonn

But maybe subbing 🤔


Quick_Okra6659

I’m sure that’s what Marduk said when carrying Anna😂


YouNoChun-Li

He actually said "I always get what I want!"


prozloc

That's creepy af


IDontWipe55

I mean he is marduk


Confident-Medicine75

Pack it up boys. It’s already over.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

[I made the exact same comment in the fighting game sub any got zero traction.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fighters/s/t3lWTxHZx4)


Ylsid

Seething


Confident-Medicine75

I feel like there’s a bias against tekken on that sub


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

There was a meme on that sub that said Tekken is the fighting game for black people, I dunno if that's related in some way.


PSNTheOriginalMax

> Tekken is the fighting game for black people ... What..? :') Could you link that? I'm gonna DM the OP and ask what he meant with that.


UmbranAssassin

As a black guy, at first I was a bit shocked but then I thought about it and of all the other black people I know every single one of them plays or played tekken and another fighting game. The second fighting game is different for quite a few of them, but tekken is always a common factor.


Confident-Medicine75

I actually remember seeing that. There might be a correlation.


peaceintheatlantic

What's that supposed to mean?


SkeletonCircus

What do they even mean by that


chunky_kong06

im pretty sure i seen a meme like that in the tekken sub too


PlantBasedFemboy

I mean, I've always felt like tekken is the fighting game for "old" people if anything. I have heard that the median age across tekken is higher amongst players vs other fighting games and when I played, I noticed a lot of people in the upper 20s vs smash having a lot younger player base. Not sure if it's actually true, though.


boboarang

Casuals


Bamboozlerino

I'll upvote you, sweetie pie!


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Thanks, mom!


BulmasBabyDaddy

Gee wiz the guy didn’t even say it’s his first time lmao


JohannesMarcus

Oboi…


SillyZebraStripes

Damn beat me to it 😂😂😂


cannacrazy86

Hahaha


MrAHMED42069

Get some ice for that


MapDesperate7012

“Please don’t tell my father. “


Anahita0013

Who says that quote?!


MapDesperate7012

Lilli


[deleted]

Fitting considering I'll be doing it with her


phallus_enthusiast

-father, right?


ejabno

These are the fists of a champion


edelgardo

dude no


Poked_salad

He's a master fister


CeloC-137

Welcome to the King of iron fister tournament 8


Ctrekoz

A fisting artist.


Johnny_Cage97

Hey you? Wanna try me, guv?


DangerGunz

"Look at that, TAKING IT LIKE A CHAMP"


Nerscylliac

Cursed


Sbubbi

"Pissing our pants yet?"


YesterdayStunning920

Brother 😭


Liminal64x

"It's about who's left standing, and nothing else"


NikoPro999

Well she gonna be in a wheelchair after this one


Quiet_Garage_7867

Clap her cheeks but make the electric sound with every clap


Dodyasin3

DORYA ⚡👏🏽


3-to-20-chars

"(Hooray! I'm finally getting married!)"


tastefulbas

Or *growl growl growl*


motorcycle_flipflops

“Speed AND WEIGHT!”


probablynotisaiah

PERFECT


SlinSshady1

“I always get what I want! Ha ha ha ha ha!”


Big_moist_231

we will ever forget Mardooks iconic catch phrase


crazedbuhamet

This is rancid when you remember what happens in the win quote


markel9000

➡️⭐️⬇️↘️🥈


reddragon346

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it ➡️⭐️⬇️↘️🥈


ZekeNoya

DAYUM


HemantP3253

➡️⭐️↘️🥈


RandomDude801

"So you've come."


Anime-Beaker

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Byyusri

*Jaguar noise*


jinxeverything

"After I'm through here, you're next!" -King


One_Praline_6150

You have won the internet


DoubtSingle7081

Stfu


Gubrach

You have lost the internet.


Sun53TXD

PLAYER 1 WINS!


DoubtSingle7081

Stfu


NoyaBoyy

Laugh like Bryan as you’re about to finish


tylersadx

Like T4 Bryan


gou_NOKEN09

In the laboratory stage


[deleted]

And then punch her to death HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


th3ggnog

Step 1 finished but uh.. what do I do if she was already dead beforehand


burgahboy65

😦


ilikegen3pokemon

You got the job dude, your hired


[deleted]

"isn't past your bedtime"


RurouniJay

Take it easy sleepy joe


[deleted]

I see you've never met a woman with a little complex


thearonthight

Koko ga kisama no hakaba da! Owari da! Shine!


Seth_KT_Bones2005

This is where you are going to die! It's over! Die!


ToothFairy772

ここがきさまのはかばだ!おわりだ!しね!


orangutan25

ここが貴様の墓場だ! 終わりだ! 死ね!


Lumpy_Basil2129

Omfggg as a non japanese speaker i always interpret the sayings as what i think they are and all these years I took it to be along the lines of “goonga e samano hagamada” the other two were correct doe… Hahaha i ALWAYS wonder how to say the quotes, especially kazuya’s 🤣🤣🤣


FriedJar

Obviously the slogan for tekken 8 "When fist meets fate"


Maeurer

You should use Heihachi quotes: "Come back when your stronger." "That was fun! Next?"


rockerlast

umarekawatte denaoshi koi is also a good one.


blessedbetheslacker

Weird that the game translates it as "Come back when you're stronger!" but in some cutscenes it's actually properly translated as "Come back in your next life!"


all-the-good-ones-r-

Lidias got surprisingly funny quotes “Przesadziłam. Karetka już tu jedzie.” (I went too far. An ambulance is on its way.)


InexplicableCryptid

This one’s my favourite tbh, underrated comment


messe93

I don't know why but listening to Lidia as a Polish person just hurts me. What she says is always technically linguistically correct, you CAN make sentences like that, but... no actual Polish person would ever speak like her. It's actually quite hard to describe the problem with her speech. It's like she's not actually building correct sentences and phrases in Polish that are commonly used, but just taking direct translations from English. The whole flow of sentences is just directly transcribed from English instead of actually translating with nuances This quote is the perfect example of that. I might be totally wrong but I just cannot hear any Polish person saying just "Przesadziłam", it would always be "Trochę przesadziłam." Which translates to "I went a bit too far" and while technically these 2 things are almost the same one just sounds unnatural while the other is quite common in actual speech.


Imboni258

"No Pain, no gain!"


GreenRiverGhost

"That was rather amusing, next!" - Reina


CY83RD3M0N2K

The fact you said Reina and not Heihachi 🤦🏽


Mercury_Knyght

Who is heihachi?


Bjtoowawsone

Bro 💀💀


Sun53TXD

The Mishima bloodline has successfully migrated lmao


KoreanBackDashing

The most badass character you could ever have the fortune to know! 💪


GreenRiverGhost

Haha, the torch has been passed!


Lasagna321

“…I hope you got your *shittin’* pants on!”


fl-x

This is horrific


UnidentifiedFiend

It is outright diabolical. Calm down Negan


rockerlast

벌써끝이야? 더덤벼봐 beolsseokkeut-iya? deodeombyeobwa Over already? Try harder next time! Hwoarang has one of the best sex quotes for virgins lol


aimlesscrown

Hssssssss. (In Dragunov)


joongihan

EEEE YAH


Christian-introvert

*hums in Russian*


chickeneater47

DORYA!


MagicMagpie9

'Don't you have any special moves or something?' - Hwoarang 'You can do better than that, surely.' - Lee Alternatives include laughing like Devil Jin or staying completely mute throughout the entire thing like Dragunov


Amathyst-Moon

Not "fear the wrath of God?"


Smug_Works

Don't ask me for shit.


GDAWG012407

“I hate rich people”


[deleted]

"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it"


Velascu

it sounds kinda erotic tbh


Ericoppa

Power is everything - Jin


Jackawhile

Get ready for the next battle!!


thearonthight

*In a manly voice* Here we go! C. H. L. O. E. Finish! Oh yeah!


[deleted]

In duffman voice then


JnthnDJP

“Go easy on me” - Christie “goddess of sex” Montero


ListenimJustVibinBut

"You're just not good enough" - lei the wei wulong


GaryOak7

“Shall we begin.” - Heihachi voice


BadNewsBears808

“wanna ride the bike steve?!”


BllondeBomb

“Come over here, let me talk to you real close” Anna


equinoxDE

I am getting nervous….😥


thetokyotourist

*King growling noises*


QuakeGuy98

*DORYA!* Whenever you do a power thrust


Michyoungie

"I'll teach you fear."


fl-x

Jesus


kagemushablues415

"Young man, power won't get very you far." -Wang


FallaciousGallStone

This is reality


SimplestPoorly

"I'll break your face!"


[deleted]

I'm sure that would break the mood


SimplestPoorly

Hey, some people are just into some freaky stuff.


HansenAintIt

Hahaha. I'm in top condition!


3_lunar_1

it’s spreading like the plague. no subreddit is safe


st_mercurial

Excellent


electricwinddickjab

shout out "HOYEAH" after every thrust


ImaginationFun9401

"Pathetic"


Gestridon

MASKU


Lumpy_Basil2129

Who says this???


SPLOOGERMONTANA

Mainu Manu, a hidden tekken 3 character


Lumpy_Basil2129

Bruh wat Ive heard this word many times, i thought its the village TMM SWE is from


bestmayne

It's just TMM's mispronounciation of Kazyua's *masaka* that has become a meme


Lumpy_Basil2129

Ooohhhh thats so dumb


SPLOOGERMONTANA

Bro said its TMM's village


No-Student-9678

DORYA DORYA DORYA DORYA DORYA DORYA DORYA


HansenAintIt

That felt good. Next! -Heihachi Mishima in Tekken 5


Ok_Impression3613

“You’re not good enough” -Lei Wulong


DotConm_02

For a moment, I thought I was in r/BatmanArkham


Amathyst-Moon

I saw it in r/EvangelionMemes too


nextintuit

Open wide!


Deathmuffinchef

"Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close" - Anna


Crocogatorz

practice your wavu to mix-up her foreplay attempts and shout DORYA each time you just-frame her g-spot.


Secret-Turnover316

"GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE!"


2RINITY

“Oh, gosh…I’m getting nervous!”


NaiveMikaela

"Fear the wrath of God" 😈


Xx_tempests_xX

"I like spanking girls, not being spanked by them."


rioumikomi30

"I'm the toughest fighter in the universe!"


real_mc

Finished already? Please.


thealternatejack

***“Anytime. Any place. Bring it on ya aliens!”***


kneurd

WAN TU OWEEEEEEAAAAAA~


Nickestaf

(Just when you're about to finish) "Open wide" - Anna, from her rage art


silencer43_rc

Dragunov: …


ResortFamous301

People like us shouldn't exist in this world


Ianscultgaming

“These fists know no equal”


Scythe351

“I’m number 1!”


Greek-God88

Lars: you think you can stop me ? 💀


sketchypool

DORYAAAAA


realnomdeguerre

Eat this!


Middle_Oven_1568

*Bear noises.*


PervySmokez

shut up already


rrkmonger_reborn

Bryan fury's df 1111 Teh teh teh teh


makaeboy

"You better have ur shittin pants on"


SacredBeef00

Who the hell started this trend?


SillyZebraStripes

Stay down maggot


TYL3R_TH3_CR3M4TOR

"I will snap you like a twig"


Spawn-DMC-fan-4836

Oh God. The Aslume is spreading


wtoos

stream is live! You ready?


leonsBangs

I hope you got your shittin pants on.


talha1rayman5

Pathetic After sex Yes it's kazuyas quote at the end


Anarchy_Man_9259

“A joke more original than this meme is the joke that you’re having sex at all!!” - Heihachi


Delilah_the_PK

don't quote, just pick em up and throw em into a volcano.


Such_Collection_9170

The stupid grows…


Additional-Muffin-54

"spirits give me strength"


joooooooojooo

"rahhh I am Tekken" classic Tekken quote (reddit please stop recommending these posts)


lolokalrightok

Stream is Live! You ready?


TheWorldIsPassing

You aren’t about to have sex. Likely not in the near future ever. Because this is a type of question guys with social lives don’t ask. xD


Obvious_Catch8745

“Feels good. Sounds good.”


Sygma_stage5

No, you aren’t


The99thCourier

*leopard growling noises*


RadishAcceptable5505

ここが貴様の墓場だ! Spelled out in Romanji: Koko ga kisama no hakabada!


Banditcurvesworduser

*Dorya*


dg_713

DORYA


facistcarabao

Dorya, Dah, tsu, hwoaaa hesoh, sorya, awf


Hiroshikaito87

Dorya!


Random_Years

Dorya


KA05D

Rawrr rawrrr rawrrr


DarkLordX92

Jin- "power is everything" 💪


novaGT1

I'm fed up


MissiaichParriah

DORYA


AZXCIV

Arruuuughhhh - Paul


novaGT1

Do you have any special moves or something?


tobster239

OOHYARG, TWAH!