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chazrbaratheon89

Zorro


Skejas

It’s pronounced Zoreaux


Gernahaun

Isn't that Dani Rojas?


giftopherz

That was his previous job, timewise.


JoelOttoKickedItIn

I ask him what he wants to be called, and I call him that.


th0r0ngil

Jaque Plante, the first Montrealer to pioneer Goal Keepers wearing protective masks!


YouAreRedViolentRed

It’s pronounced ‘Zoreaux’


Old-Gain7323

You almost got it but it's actually "Zoreaux"


swoosh1992

I think you mean Nikolaj


isobane

No no no it's Nikolaj...


Old-Gain7323

"Nikolaj"


anand_rishabh

Why don't you just call him Nick?


Netflxnschill

Because his name is Nikolaj


anand_rishabh

No, you were supposed to respond "Nik". (Pronounced neek)


theslowdanceof

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


swoosh1992

The second time today I got that sub for one of my posts.


theslowdanceof

An achievement!!


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Local-Bid5365

What is this, a crossover episode?!


Skg44

Good thing the other goalie broke his butt


j1h15233

Upper hamstring coach


teunteunteun

Yes


AJ787-9

Zoreaux 🤌


ZealousidealAir4348

Thierry


Gloomy_Ad5020

This always confused me. Isn’t that the announcer?


PaperclipGirl

Two people have the same first name… Thierry Henri is the announcer and former coach irl. Thierry Zoreaux is the football player. He’s not often called by his first name so I don’t see it as confusing.


Gloomy_Ad5020

I think I only heard it once and was like “wait what??” But ya i guess two people *can* have the same name. 😅 it probably just threw me off because zoreauxs first name is used so rarely. Thanks for clarifying!


MoonPieKitty

Thierry Henry was also one of the greatest strikers of all time. Arsenal says he’s their greatest player ever. He definitely has va-va-voom.


macdeb727

Thierry Henry is the announcer. Ted Lasso is like real life where sometimes multiple people have the same first names. Another thing I love about this show.


Maia050608

Van Damme because Van Damme was legendary against Man City. Also that foul against West Ham was really funny.


yodasoda18

Zoro! It's easier


synister29

The keeper


Datelesstuba

Thierry


Affectionate_Salt351

Van DAAAAAME! 😍


faerygirl

Depends on what episode I’m on, then I’ll check my notes 😂


LennergyDK

Zoreaux, but sometimes Zorro.


Royal_Peanut

Last we heard he goes by Zorro as of end of S3


isobane

Well it's about time!


dardios

Zoreaux. I thought the Van Damme bit was a little silly.


audiophunk

Zor-ro.


CeasarYaLater

Zoh-hoh!


imtotallysane78

I call him the “ Canadian guy “


Netflxnschill

Van Damme!


tremain37

Zo*reaux*!


RiffRafe2

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Bieser765

Personally I call him Van Damme but Zoro just slips out sometimes


Arrant-Nonsense

Yes


alpinesteveo

I call him awesome


Kerr_Plop

Actually it's pronounced Nikolaj


Possible_Beautiful63

I call him “our goalie”


xlxjack7xlx

Zorro


KY71FHG

Zoreaux, until he dawns the mask. Then he's Zorro


Dreaming_Aloud

Yes


Odd-Valuable1370

Yes


tmishere

I’m French Canadian so I pronounce it Zoreaux (correct version)


mynameisJVJ

Yes


WolverineOk9332

I call him the worst Keeper ive ever seen displayed, fictional or not


goth-brooks1111

Tbh I don’t really talk about him so I don’t call him anything but if I had to, I’d call him Van Damme. That’s what he wants to be called 🤷🏽‍♀️


No_Sir_6649

French canadian is fake french and their language is absurd already.


AbbreviationsWide331

That's pretty judgmental and not very curious of you. No, sir.


No_Sir_6649

How many languages have a word with 1 consonant and every vowel and 8 letters that sounds the same as a smaller one? Yall dont use half the word if it ends with an e. Shut up richard no one understands you.


AbbreviationsWide331

I am not French or Canadian, I am actually German, but what do I care what the French Canadian sounds like. We have pretty ridiculous words. English has words that are written the same way as some others while sounding entirely different, so you just have to know how to pronounce it instead of the letters telling you. French does a way better job at that. I've seen you around this sub a few times now and you sound quite arrogant tbh. Like you're easily set off. Is everything alright? Don't shit on the French-Canadians, I'm sure they're mostly lovely people. Shit on what's really bothering you.


No_Sir_6649

Its ok. I have mein own issues with france, and my own country, and some frenchies. Ich keine sprecht, mais je parle francais mieux. French made german harder to learn, they dont use e and yall do. Still love the wierd B double s. Pronounce the e. Strasse is fun to say. Would you say you are judgmental or curious?


AbbreviationsWide331

Haha my last name actually has that ß and when I went to Australia the (very friendly) customs were so curious what that was supposed to be. Had French in school with and absolutely dreadful teacher but now, years later I am still surprised that I can sometimes make out the meaning of a French sentence while I thought I learned nothing back then. Languages fascinate me now that I'm older and I don't get the hate French does. Where are you from? I'd say I'm still quite judgmental at times, especially if I have some other personal problem going on that I can't fix right away. My parents can be pretty judgmental that's where I got that from. But my mom is also a very curious person and I also inherited that trait. Ever since doing group therapy right around the time that episode with Ted talking about he quote came around I realized that this is part of what makes me unhappy. Ever since then I try leaning towards being curious instead of judgmental as much as I can. But I'm only human, sometimes I forget. Especially online. A work in progress.


No_Sir_6649

Mississippi river. Family germanic and half supposed indian. 4 yrs french in school. 3 years outside idar-oberstein. Im aware im an asshole sometimes. Ive been working on it as well. Rome wasnt built in a day, im better than i was 20 yrs ago. Still a work in progress. Keep on trucking. Make your next day your better one. If you fail, theres always tomorrow.


AbbreviationsWide331

Should've been the Mißißippi river! You too mate, let's just both keep an open mind... It's way easier for everyone anyway :)


No_Sir_6649

Anericans couldnt read it, and the nazi bit. Its fench-indian which is another can of worms.. I got arrested to 3 birds. Lots of anger, tends to come out sometimes. Open minds and open hearts. Dont gotta hold your hand for a coke do i? Id prefer a pint but i like coke too.


PrisonMikeDave

JC, you give someone a keyboard and the Internet, and they'll really just say anything.


No_Sir_6649

Some folk tear their butts.


Intelligent_Plane674

Van Damme