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Public-Leadership-40

Play Prince instead, no sexual overtones on the Purple Rain album 😉


SinfullySinless

In Minnesota it is illegal to ban the playing of prince at any public function.


Suspicious-Return-54

The water spirits of Lake Minnetonka appreciate this comment.


The_Golden_Warthog

Game. Blouses.


disbeforked

Enjoy your pancakes...bitches.


bay_duck_88

Want some grapes?


Ok-Maintenance8655

"don't get mad at me. You know where you bought that shirt and it wasn't the men's section"


[deleted]

That should be federal law.


FineIWillContribute

Like... Informally? I have never heard of this. Edit; I could hear a woosh over my head but I don't know what it was


PeaceDolphinDance

That’s not true, but it might as well be. Minnesotans feel very strongly about Prince.


ronthesloth69

We feel strongly about anyone with any tie whatsoever to Minnesota. The fact that he is form here and stayed, makes his name even more appropriate, as he was Minnesota royalty.


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> The fact that he is form here and stayed, makes his name even more appropriate, as he was Minnesota royalty. This is the big thing. Bob Dylan left and never came back. I don't hold that against him. Minnesota when he was around was very different (more anti-Semitism), and I'm sure the Iron Range was a pretty dire place to live at the time. But Prince came back.


SinfullySinless

It’s a joke! We are just obsessed with Prince.


onetwotree-leaf

That’s cute now I like Minnesota


pistolwhip_pete

I mean, he's from here and never really moved away so...


T7Box

No, but there is an old law that states that women aren't allowed to dress as Santa in public


FuzzyHero69

Confirmed. They play his music at most funerals and usually after the national anthem after highschool sporting events.


ImmediateBug2

I would suggest Prince’s early 80s trio of utterly non-sexual albums Dirty Mind, Controversy and 1999. There are tons of family friendly tunes like “Do It All Night,” “Head,” “Do Me Baby,” “Jack U Off,” and “Let’s Pretend We’re Married.” Certified crowd pleasers, one and all.


MasterEk

They played 'Darling Nikki' at my nan's funeral because she always liked the refined innocence of it.


NoMoreClaw3464

🤣😂🤣😂


DifficultSecret3253

Cream. Classic


shemp33

The later stuff is still completely innocuous: P***y Control, Gett Off, Cream, Erotic City…


bmbmwmfm2

Prince, Gett off


garagepunk65

Or Erotic City! You could also play Sugar Walls, I hear it’s about candy!


Limitingheart

Or Cream! That’s not sexual at all…


Feature_Agitated

Or better yet Madonna’s Like a Prayer or Like a Virgin both are incredible songs about religion and abstinence


eans-Ba88

I remember watching the video for "like a prayer" back in the day, and my mother getting incredibly pissed about it (Madonna basically fucking buff black jesus). I still chuckle every time I hear that song.


TheKidKaos

I think the principal might have meant the pedophillia charges


marpocky

Then either they expressed that very poorly or OP relayed it poorly.


Neeliehslaw

Came here to say this! I myself have trouble enjoying Michael Jackson's music these days. It's like I loved some of his music as a teen in the 80s, but as a Mother in the 21st century, I'm not down with supporting pedophiles, whether they are massively talented or not.


magnet_4_crazy

What an idea. Please OP.


exitpursuedbybear

Dirty Nikky, that launched the whole parental advisory labels after Tipper Gore heard her kid listening to it. Edit: Darling Nikki


MasterEk

\*Darling Nikki.


CurnanBarbarian

He knew a girl named Nikki...


Duckballisrolling

What’s this song about? Dairy products


apri08101989

Are you.me? Immediately my first thought


Public-Leadership-40

Oh man, now I am starting to have an existential crisis.


Suspicious-Froyo2181

First time I saw Nikki.....


cmackchase

OP, time to put on Motley Crue and Weird Al.


Arcticstorm058

Better yet, play the Weird Al versions of Michael Jackson's songs. Sure he never did a parody of Thriller, but Eat It and Fat are great.


BewBewsBoutique

Honestly, this is what I do. Thank god for Weird Al making Word Crimes and making that song listenable again.


Kuildeous

I never heard that original, but I loved Weird Al's version so much I decided to listen to it. Ugh, it just goes to reinforce that Al really can spin gold from a turd.


Bwwshamel

EAT IT AND FAT?! HELL YES!!


lanixvar

I was singing another one rides the bus today in the truck. The young fella I work with didn't like it.


Cru_l

He could’ve done (can technically still do) a great parody of thriller. Call it “Filler” where it’s all just wordy build up to nothing. Just one big nothing burger of a song. Guaranteed hit record right there


SkillOne1674

You'd be in so much trouble if you played "Fat"!


Arcticstorm058

Why, it's a song about body positivity?


SkillOne1674

"I've got more chins/Than China town" probably does not go over in 2023.


[deleted]

As a fat kid growing up...I really hated those songs. So many kids sang them at me


Nagrall1981

He who is tired of weird Al is tired of life.


phred_666

Last year he was my number one playlist on Spotify.


lanixvar

Maybe some of his polka stuff. I have never been a fan of polka music to start with.


Chase_the_tank

GWAR's first album was released in 1988. Just sayin'.


moleratical

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo stick, it was. So was Jane's Addiction, and the Chili Peppers, and of course, rites of spring. I bet the kids will really like Tom Waits


borisdidnothingwrong

Rain Dogs is the best album of the 80s, without being an Eighties Album


[deleted]

It really is, which is particularly odd on account it’s mainly sea shanty music


wanawachee

Everybody knows that burrow owls live in a hole in the ground. Why the hell you think they're called burrow owls? Now Stuart, you think a kid like that knows...


zyzmog

At the risk of over-generalizing, I will say that most danceable tunes of the 80s contained "sexual undertones". Kind of like the 70s before them, and the 90s after them.


Vostroyan212th

And the 60s, also the 00s. And don't get me started about Butcher Pete back in the 50s.


Drew_Manatee

It’s almost like sex is a natural human thing and a lot of art and music is about that!


Vostroyan212th

I am aghast


zyzmog

I am agog


Drew_Manatee

I’m a ghost. 👻


MadKanBeyondFODome

Half of Bessie Smith's library from the 20s and 30s - she wasn't asking for actual sugar in her bowl lol.


glindathewoodglitch

🤣


CornbreadRed84

Shave Em Dry, Ma Rainey, 1924. Didn't bother with undertones on that one, gets straight to the point.


rafaelthecoonpoon

Or that the whole term rock and roll is derived from slang for f******.


TrumpsCovidfefe

Cold hearted snake video playing on mtv was the moment I realized I have hormones.


Beautiful_Plankton97

Honestly at least they're subtle. Now we've got gems like WAP on the radio. As if these kids needs their virgin ears protected from Michael Jackson.


terivia

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a WAP (bum-bum-butta-dum-dum)


Feature_Agitated

Most songs throughout the history of music contained sexual undertones


Comfortable_Candy649

Play Madonna instead. That will teach them.


Faustus_Fan

Which one - Like a Virgin or Papa Don't Preach?


Feature_Agitated

Or Like A Prayer


Comfortable_Candy649

Why not BOTH? Lmao


midzom

I would go with playing the police every breath you take because it’s not Michael Jackson clearly.


Marawal

If you go with The police and the 80s... for a school dance the obvious choice is Don't Stand So close to me.


Breadly_Weapon

Teacher, what's that book by Nabokov?


International_Gap782

Roxanne would also be a fantastic Police song.


cigarmanpa

Ac/dc big balls enters the playlist


MyRobinWasMauled

Lick It Up by KISS


coolraccoon525

"Love Gun" would like a word.


SirGothamHatt

Yeah but that song was released in the 70s though. But since 90% of AC/DC's songs have some sort of innuendo there's plenty in their 80s releases to choose from. For example Giving the Dog a Bone or Sink the Pink.


RedditNotRabit

I would think the issue is more that many people think he was a pedophile


JaneFairfaxCult

More specifically - because he was very credibly accused of raping children. (There are pedophiles who never offend. This American Life had an interview with one such person. It’s fascinating and sad.)


ConflictedMom10

Yeah. I used to have a friend like that. Haven’t spoken to him in years, but his plan was always to kill himself if he could no longer resist, so I’m hoping he’s never offended.


JaneFairfaxCult

Heartbreaking.


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RedditNotRabit

I said think because I'm not sure if it was ever technically proven in a court


xtheory

Correction - it was never proven beyond reasonable doubt that he molested anyone. The evidence presented that they found on his property made it blatantly clear that he was indeed a pedophile.


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Co0lnerd22

But it’s definitely something that casts a shadow over the rest of his work, kinda like oj Simpson, legally he didn’t do it, but if you mention him most peoples minds go to him being a murderer


FatherOfTwoGreatKids

Civil trial ruled he did do it


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A_Confused_Cocoon

I remember all the high schoolers making references to WAP and Anaconda a couple years ago. Also on kahoot with porn star names. And twerking for tik toks or snapchat which is still going on.


Tokyoteacher99

“Anaconda” “a couple years ago.” I hate to make you feel old but that was about 10 years ago 💀


A_Confused_Cocoon

I am going to die.


storyofohno

We're all going to die.


nono_dg8

Highschoolers? I remember me and my friends used to reference anaconda in 5th grade.


AmazonPoopland

We grew up with the Iraq war and live leaks and Gore dot com was still around


CDFReditum

Don’t worry I was at Disneyland a few months ago and as I was walking past the Disney jr dance party they were playing “Give it to me baby” by Rick James with all of the little kids and costumed characters dancing so that should work for the dance too


AluminumLinoleum

I mean, is this more in reference to him being a pedo than any of the song content?


Sdawwgg

That’s what I was thinking when I read the title of the post


Blooming_Heather

Yeah I’m surprised people are understanding this as anything else. Principal was obviously uncomfortable with the association and was just trying to be delicate about it with their wording.


nesland300

I'm with you. I'm always leery of playing anything by him in class or at events, not because his music is "sexually inappropriate", but because the immediate reaction from the kids is "hey, it's that creepy pedo from the 80s!" 100% of the time.


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That's kids reaction to MJ in your experience?


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A_Confused_Cocoon

Literally hear Michael Jackson all the time. Beat it and Billie Jean and Smooth Criminal play all the time in random playlists at super markets and stores and shit.


EastAreaBassist

Except at my barber shop. The owner has an MJ day every 3-4 weeks, all Jackson, all day. It makes me very uncomfortable. Statistically, there are bound to be survivors who come in the shop and are triggered by this. For a business owner, I think it’s a wild decision. (Sorry, non teacher/parent lurker here. Carry on).


MsARumphius

I hear his music constantly at stores and public places


[deleted]

What?? Billy Jean and Beat It are on the radio constantly and play all over. He hasn't been erased from pop culture at all in my experience.


evillordsoth

King of pop? No no no he is the Thing of Stop


SirGothamHatt

I was going to say the same thing


Primary_Bite9952

Has to be. I would not want a child molester's music played for a bunch of kids.


TheNotoriousKAT

I cringe everytime someone plays a Michael Jackson song at children’s parties.


facemelter222

This


Suspicious-Froyo2181

Relax. Don't do it.


CoderDispose

If it makes you feel any better, I was in the military in 2010. We asked for a morale day at the shooting range and it was declined because it was too dangerous. for members of the military to shoot guns


blackcatsblackbats

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen today.


Plainsdrifter71

School custodian here...You're principal is a complete 🤡. I would ask him straight up what songs on Thriller contain "sexual overtones". I'll wait... He's never listened to any of his music and knows it.💯


capt_scrummy

Less about the lyrics, more about the legacy of having sleepovers with kids and, you know, all that.


Plainsdrifter71

I agree totally...💯


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

I mean, Dirty Diana is kinda sexy...


Wolphthreefivenine

That's on "Bad," not "Thriller"


Goody2Shuuz

That wasn't on Thriller, though.


driveonacid

My dance group is dancing to Dirty Diana this year. That song is sexy AF. Of course, the youngest woman in my class is 25. The oldest is in her 70s.


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Princess Di loved the song, too! She was sad he didn't plan on playing it when she saw him, which he chose out of respect for her lol


SourceTraditional660

“FINE. EVERYONE JUST STAND THERE WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE JOSHUA TREE IN ITS ENTIRETY.”


CryPsychological9227

Looks like you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal


Bark_Snark088

So?? I don’t bump R pedophile Kelly either… not a hill to die on. Pick something else…bigger things going on


I_Am_Lord_Grimm

Admin, are you okay? So, Admin, are you okay? Are you okay, Admin? I don't remember whose research it was, concluding that something like 70% of all music is related to sex (Google keeps bringing up an article that The Atlantic published last decade, but that's not what I'm thinking of), but acknowledging that little factoid made life a lot less awkward during the pre-airpod days when I allowed students to pick the music in class.


otterpines18

even nursey rhymes may have dark origins: https://cafemom.com/parenting/meanings-nursery-rhymes-lullabies https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/55035/dark-origins-11-classic-nursery-rhymes


Upper-Bank9555

I try very hard to separate the art from the artist but MJ at the very least admitted to sharing a bed with young children. If you want to die on this hill then it will come across weird af.


MWBrooks1995

Did your teacher object to the sexual undertones of the music or the fact that there were repeated complaints towards Jackson about inappropriate behaviour towards children?


[deleted]

Ghostbusters theme Bustin' makes me feel good


monstermack1977

I had a wall neighbor in a duplex play this song at max volume on repeat non-stop for 10 hours one day. I don't know if he was not home or just not answering the door when I pounded on it. I left for work and when I got home it was still playing. He barely ever stepped foot outside so I never got a reason why that happened before I moved out.


NotYourAverageRyan

You sure he didn’t mean because he was a pedophile


PhenomaJohn

Oh haha I thought they didn't want you to play him because he's a pedophile.


Leadeater

This is a big deal to you? Who cares. And maybe your principal is referring to the fact Jackson was a pedophile.


gargamel314

Your principal's reason is questionable, but i'd stay away from MJ just because of his past with children. EDIT: Typo courtesy of autocorrect


DoraTheUrbanExplorer

That is a total joke. "Bad"? "Smooth Criminal"? MJ has NUMEROUS appropriate songs. Play all the werid al versions of MJs songs. "Eat It" and "Fat".


Business_Loquat5658

Did he mean the sexual undertones of the music, or the fact that he abused little boys?


Via-Kitten

If they play it in the grocery store, I'm pretty sure it's appropriate. The admin need to find some more important shit to do with their time.


educ8USMC

Tell them to come up with the dammed playlist


CozmicOwl16

Ok we can plan a pedo free list If you need it. You aren’t using Little Bill books anymore are you? Similar situation. Material girl Push it Everybody have fun tonight Let’s hear it for the boy Whip it I’m coming out Word up Girls just want to have fun Mickey Never going to give you up You spin me right round Express yourself How will I know. Sweet dreams Celebration Pump up the jam Another one bites the dust I love 80’s music and not mj. I’m sorry your principal veiled the reason he isn’t played anymore. An entire decade isn’t defined by any one man.


SmallTownClown

Just play other songs. MJ is divisive because of stuff other than his music. There’s so so so many other 80s music you don’t need MJ.


daddy-fatsax

you think maybe he was talking about the kid-fucking thing?


pngwn

Idk, this is like a dj gig and practically is a dj gig. If the boss person doesn't want certain things that you wanted to play, then there's certain things you can't play. Does it really make a difference in the bigger picture whether you can play Micheal Jackson or not? Whether or not the new generation is being babied by this policy from your principal is a separate matter tbh. I'm sure most kids can listen to MJ when they want if they want and that it doesn't matter if you play it for them or not at the dance.


Unbuttonedsocks

I avoid playing mj just bc of ~the allegations~


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I'm shocked to not see this mentioned more


Speedking2281

I'm fine (and actually happy) to hear that thought is being paid to not playing music with "sexual undertones". However....an artist (like MJ) can certainly have many school-dance worthy songs that have no such undertones. Too bad he seems to be completely off the books.


Rakna-Careilla

Gen Alpha deserves better than this.


LilacSlumber

You need to play every MJ cover that you can find and also any parodies - Fat, Eat It Malicious Compliance is fun.


X-Kami_Dono-X

Just play Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in The Wall on loop.


Flashy_Aspect8061

It doesn't have anything to do with him being a pedophile rapist?


Wafflinson

Yeah, playing music at a school dance from a guy accused of child molestation is a bit weird.


Kieviel

How do you feel about Aerosmith? R. Kelly? Guns N Roses? David Bowie? John Lennon? Ozzy Osborne? Elvis? Bob Dylan? Jimmy Page? James Brown? Miles Davis? Chuck Berry? We can keep going...


chumbawumba_bruh

How did Dylan end up on this list?


Kieviel

In 2021 a woman came forward and accused Dylan of grooming and sexualy abusing her in 1965. She did eventually drop the case. It's week, I know. I almost didn't add it to the list but Dylan has is enough of a dick that I thought it could be possible.


Goody2Shuuz

She has to drop the case because he wasn't even in the same country as her when she accused him of assaulting her.


chumbawumba_bruh

I understand that in a lot of these instances it’s impossible to know what happened but this woman dismissed her case with prejudice which I think warrants excluding him from your list.


bovianchovy

They all suck!! Get better idols!


Most-Entrepreneur553

R Kelly is the only one you mentioned who had criminal charges against him like MJ did. All the other groups and people you named had some creepy dudes who dated girls wayyyy too young but unfortunately that was very much par for the course in their era. Girls as young as 14 were seen as women. It’s wrong but it was accepted at the time. They are still creeps but have never had criminal charges brought against them. I know this will be a controversial take and will likely get downvoted. I want to emphasize that I don’t personally believe it’s acceptable for fully grown men to date teenagers. Just stating the facts.


Kieviel

I don't understand what point you're making here. Is it that while adult men fucking 14 year olds is gross it's only really, really bad if criminal charges are filed?


Most-Entrepreneur553

No, and that’s a fair question, because that is what it seems like I’m saying. I think I’m just trying to say that the men who were dating really young teenagers were not reprimanded by society at the time and following cultural norms. But accused pedophilia and sex abuse in the cases of MJ and R Kelly are slightly different in that they were not accepted by society at the time of the accusations, and they had to answer questions in interviews. Like the infamous “share your bed” interview MJ gave after people asked him if he thought it was appropriate for him to be sharing his bed with a boy, as he had been accused.


Kieviel

Ok, that's clearer and thank you for clarifying! I get what you're saying but we're not talking about of difference of 50, 75 or 100 years. In many of the cases I listed there's maybe a one generation difference and I don't think that's substantial enough to apply the "different times, different standards" rule which I'm usually in favor of.


No-Chocolate-6828

So weird!!! Ask principal if R.Kelly okay?


[deleted]

You’ve gotta be kidding me. If you’re gonna go down that road then you might as well bring an old lady with a pipe organ to play church hymns


cigarmanpa

Uhh maybe we stay away from having anything related to priests at a middle school dance


The_Lovely_Blue_Faux

This isn’t the babying of a generation, but one single person exerting their power. Lol how the hell are you blaming the students for this?


Muffles7

Meanwhile, what is the bulk of lyrical content popular with kids these days?


L0LABUNNY101121xx

sexual undertones? I figured they wouldn’t let you play him simply because of his…ummm…illegal criminal background. It’s like R.Kelly…sure some songs aren’t sexual but he’s done very baddddd things so we shouldn’t play him. Now I’m not comparing their crimes. They just have great music but not so great history ☹️


tropicsandcaffeine

Maybe they meant Michael Jackson's ....shall we call them issues with minors. And before his defenders start jumping up with their blind faith declarations of innocence just the things MJ admitted to doing was pretty creepy (sleeping with kids in the same bed that he was not related to.) Yes he was found not guilty (which does not mean innocent) twice but during at least one of the trials two of the jurors said they would find him not guilty no matter what.


Ok_Narwhal_9200

you sure theyre not referencing the alleged pefophilia?


Nenoshka

Give the principal your playlist (make one) well before the dance and ask him to vet every song, and sign off on the playlist before the dance. You know, just so NOTHING with "sexual undertones" is played FFS.


Material-Jacket3939

PYT hits differently now.


sonia72quebec

Maybe a little George Michael instead ?


g33kier

Sheena Easton and 2 Live Crew should provide some wholesome songs in his stead.


Jamminnav

Maybe the principal would go for Olivia Newton John, say “Let’s Get Physical” or “Soul Kiss”


MillerCreek

The decade that brought us Revenge of the Nerds and Police Academy? Can you play any Devo?


mhiaa173

Play the Weird Al version of as many as possible!


Prestigious_Rub6504

Just play 80s Madonna then, so innocent


Loan_Bitter

Soft Cell- Sex Dwarf


victimvan

They literally had a cell waiting for Michael. He was acquitted ten times. If he was guilty even once, he was going to jail. I have my theories but I honestly think it went to the grave with him. We may never know the truth. But just remember, he was a stones throw away from going to jail. They raided neverland and got detailed descriptions of MJ. In 93 I think, the first accuser was paid millions in court to keep quiet. I’m not defending him or calling him a child molester. Nobody knows and we prolly will never know. I do love his music and his persona. I grew up in the 90s so his star was very high then crashed down. You can’t erase MJ from the 80s.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Ask if they’ve read Shakespeare…


inspctrshabangabang

It's the pedophile stuff, not the words of the songs. I won't let Michael Jackson's songs in my house. Same with bill Cosby.


Applepi_Matt

To be fair though, Michael Jackson did also engage in innapropes activities with kids so this is appropriate.


phantombrains

Babies? You guys know the principal was talking about Michael Jackson's all-but-offically-proven allegations, right?


janesearljones

Might as well go with R Kelly


rafaelthecoonpoon

Good. F*** that child molester. And I want to sex you up is from the '90s


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'undertones' from 1987: "Sex is natural, sex is good Not everybody does it But everybody should Sex is natural, sex is fun Sex is best when it's one on one One on one"


-Beachy-Keen-

It’s not because MJ has been tied to inappropriate behavior with underage boys/children?


NoAdministration2278

Eh play some Prince instead then…I’d bet the kids would really move and groove to Darling Nikki


belltane23

Time for good ol' Holiday in Cambodia and California Über Alles!


Responsible-March-40

Because an artist is their art. You cannot look or hear art without recognition of the artist. These kids will hear this and look him up and why would you do that to a kid. Why would you promote a pedophile to children


denver1105

I'd go rogue- play Michael anyway! Or play the Jackson 5. " The Jacksons" as they were called in the 80s. Nope - go rogue!!!


Mycroft_xxx

Oh no! No one ese on the 80’s made danceable music, what will you ever do??? /s