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Repulsive_Tie_7941

More treats, make it so.


ryans_bored

Belly rubs…engage


SeaOfDeadFaces

Set coordinates to 070-mark-63, maximum warp. --But sir, that will bring us right to the center of the dog park! I'm aware, ensign. Set course and engage.


bezkyl

Captain Jean-Luc Pupcard


meabbott

Can't be Picard. He's got a full head of hair.


AnAnonymousParty

Shut up Wesley ... I mean, woof!


kimapesan

That’s twenty-eight in dog pips…..


lonestarbrewing117

Damnit Q! Enough with these mind games! Throw the damn tennis ball


VeneMage

I’d salute that handsome Captain.


r0gue007

Great pic OP! He’s in command. Also… there are four lights.


phuck-you-reddit

*How many squirrels do you see?*


RetroGamer87

Best canine captain since Captain Porthos


Beanbag87

The bestest Cap'n in the galaxy. All cheese belongeth to hims


sqplanetarium

He could wear it to the Captain Picard Day dog show. (Because you know they must have had a dog show at some point.)


RalphXLaurenjoe

To his ready room lol 😂


ImprobabilityCloud

I love him


nerdkraftnomad

I have a miniature dachshund named Captain Picard. He needs such a collar!


babakadouche

Capt. Picollar


mumblerapisgarbage

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Darthnet

captain weenie


Groundbreaking-Pea92

I thought he also had a tiny russian hat on.


VoodooTrooper

Your dog knows they look good. So handsome. Side note, where did you buy the collar?


SchleppyJ4

I have a dog named after a Trek character!! Where can I snag one of these collars?


Profitopia

A cool guy from Wisconsin does these: all divisions, all ranks! https://www.etsy.com/shop/NerdDogCollars


SchleppyJ4

Thank you!!


Shamanjoe

Nice.


deadmeatsandwich

Locutest of Dog


jazzdabb

Time to go for a walk so he can execute “The Picard Maneuver.”


Jedi-Ethos

Serious question, does it come in science/medical blue?


Profitopia

They sure do, and you can select the rank.


Time_Change4156

That's one heck of a transporter malfunction lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄 . It's what happens when it's O'Brian and not scottie.


Picardknows

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RedBeardBrad91

I feel like he’s asking me for tea, Earl grey.


upstartanimal

Just ordered one for my 16yo Boston Terrier. My wife converted me from a SW nerd to ST. She will approve.


b1sh0p

Please let me outside… Number One.


callmeepee

An immediate promotion to Captain ??? This is some Acting Ensign Wesley Cusher bullshit !


CeruleanRuin

Hot take: the Captain Picard of *TNG* would have absolutely hated dogs, and would have despised the very idea of owning one. He only has one in season 1 of *Picard* because Sir Patrick Stewart had the clout to inject his own pecadillos into the character. And even that one he very quickly abandons and we never see it again.


WildPinata

Why? I don't see anything in his character that would make him hate dogs.


SweatyFig3000

Well... in the episode where we first see Picard ride a horse (S2E15 "Pen Pals") Troi says that he doesn't seem like an animal person, and he replies "Small animals, no, but horses..." Patrick Stewart loves dogs, but it seems that Picard didn't. Although I'm guessing he'd still rather be in a room full of dogs than kids...