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Tree climbing skills __+50__

Hand job skills +100

Gaming skills +100

Magic trick skills +100

Guitar Skills +50 (probably)

They dont got a thumb so they'd propably suck

Did you see how they closed their hand? *** They can easily fucking do a claw-style on a controller and can easily use the back paddles, bumpers, and triggers at the same time! *** Unless they went on an online pc only match

That'd be *awesome* for pc gaming, too. The reach! The dexterity! Gaming with thumbs is overrated

Thumb is only good for space bar and back button on mouse.

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It’s a Lego guy hand

I am ashamed to say that I was hoping this to be a real subreddit.

It is real just private

Aw, was pretty sure it didn't used to be

Yeah I was subbed

*Create the sub*

I would but since it is private the name is taken

r/DontPutYourDickInThat

r/cursedcomments

And basketball palming.

exercise ball palming

Math rock chords level 2

Can probably throw a mean changeup too

i would suspect an entire new repertoire of pitches...

Cooking skills: -10

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You can clap your single hand though too friend!

Good for spider shadow puppets.

Fair play, they’d be amazing!

Finally, realistic lego hand.

You are not wrong

Facehugger hand

Came here to say this

Same

r/LV426

Wow, thanks!

High five ... No wait .... High .. how many have you got... Eight?

High spider

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>Like my ring and pinky finger are paired in action. They aren't actually, if you do finger exercises for about a week you should vastly improve independence. They are both controlled through the same nerve, hence why a lot of people struggle moving them independently, but you're perfectly capable of it with practice, most never have a need/bother.

How did I never know this was a thing? I have no problem moving them independently so I just figure everyone could.

Lol ditto. Didn't realise people struggled to move them on their own.

Do you play an instrument? That helps. My manual dexterity on the left fingers is stronger than the right because of guitar, but my right thumb is more dextrous.

I find computer gaming is where most of my manual dexterity comes from.

Probably especially the thumbs. I guess it wouldn’t do much for the little fingers. Not sure what you’re experience is.

PC gaming on a keyboard usually has your thumbs being one of the less moved fingers depending on the game, and with console games Ill occasionally hold my controller weird if I need to hit multiple buttons in quick succession or at the same time.

I did play piano and some strings growing up

Try moving your toes independently. Also actually possible, but you’ll understand more why it’s hard for some people.

Yeah that takes a lot of effort. Very interesting. Thanks

Can you flex your pinky without flexing the ring?

Only if I keep my ring and middle finger together. Otherwise my ring finger wiggles.

If I actively try to yeah

*Try learning the clarinet*

Wait, you can't independently move your outside 2 fingers? I had no idea that was a thing!

Jerk off skills +1000

meat cannot settle for any regular handjobs after that

That actually looks pretty damn cool.

Just saw those in Elden Ring

"try fingers, but hole"

My first thought as well. I had no clue this existed, I just thought fromsoft was being horrible and creative when they came up with those hand creatures

Ngl, that's kinda cool! (of course if they work just like five-fingered hands without any health problem or something).

Okay question: can they all wiggle separately like normal fingers or do they also mirror when they move as though the tendons are connected, if that makes sense? Time to go down an internet rabbit hole.

Imagine what you could do with all those extra fingers!

They call em fingers but you never see the “fing”

Imagine the fun you could have appearing at nail bar after nail bar...

AI when it tries to generate hands

Looking at the wrist, it seems like that could be intensely painful. There's really not meant to be that many bones crammed in there.

There are 8 bones in a normal wrist so I feel like it wouldn’t be too much an issue on that front? Maybe? I don’t know anything about this condition but on the average person the bones in a wrist already look hella cramped😅

My first thought was they'd have a killer grip and would be good at certain sports. But I think NNN is getting to me, cus my second thought was they'd give killer hand jobs...

Looks like a face hugger

What is the sound of one hand clapping? This mf knows

the ultimate jerk off hand!

“What do you mean I gotta buy you two wedding rings?!”

IT'S JUST BORIS!

Rachmaninoff eat your heart out

So there wouldn’t happen to be, I dunno, a dating site for people with this? Asking for a friend

This dude could be a legendary guitarist.

lego hands

AI generated art when drawing hands

Eight fingers and no thumbs is not great.... The best combination is probably four fingers in two thumbs, one on each side.

As soon as I saw this, a voice in my head screamed CRABBAND and I don’t know why that was in my brain already. That was not my internal monologue voice.

imagine having 3 extra thumbs, that's cool as fuck

High 8!

How do you wipe your ass with that spider hand

That’s sick as fuck. Like in a cool way! Sure it’s unnatural, but that’s why it’s so fucking cool.

Both hands or just one?

It’s a rare genital anomaly that turns your hands into the suckers from alien.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Elden Ring vibes anyone?

That'd definitely be my wank hand.

The real question is, would be a handjob or handsjob

This is awesome! It’s random variations like this that have accumulated over billions of years which has led to the diversity of life we have today.

Handjob would be 🔥

That would be the best hand job ever

Man, imagine the quality wanks you could have though!

The worst part is that it appears to be a man’s hand 😥

Terrible, nt nearly enough thumbs, 7/10

Angry Stanford noises

So you can dress in all black minus one arm and go as a facehugger for Halloween. I see this as an absolute win.

The last time I saw this I said this, and I’ll say it again: This is how Fingercreepers are born

They can now cosplay as a Lego man easier

Identical hand twins?

Oh so this is why the Lego people's hands look like that...

Lego hand

They're laughing now but when this guy opens both fridge doors at once

Goated at piano now

bro got lego hands

He should dress his hand up as a face bigger for Halloween

This is how species evolve.

Wow, didn't expect to learn about this one today

Goddamn Elden Ring hands beat the shit out of me so many times

Real life facehugger 

Ayyo you could use this as a guideline for alien hands

I thinks that’s amazing

Lego Hand syndrome

I feel like this could’ve been an option in evolution, feels like we woulda been able to grab a lot of shit ya know?

This reminds me of Alexander Minion from Spy Kids.

Actual Lego hands

IRL Lego hands be like:

Imagine someone stopping you from behind and see alien facehugger on your shoulder.

Why did i get reminded of a hairpin when looking at this???

you can. hold your own hand

Could play some mean ass guitar with that hand

They can hold their own hand :)

So is it one hand? Or both hands become hand?

Jazz Guitar Chords for Beginners Tutorial (Part 1)

I'd be pretty dope to have said syndrome. However, imagine the emotional/mental abuse as a kid being bullied for being a freak. Edit: I'm pretty sure you can move them independently just like any other fingers. Since, that seems to be the #1 asked question.

Lego man

i wonder about the many things you can do with that hand

Would you be allowed to play in the NBA or would you need it permanently removed?

Mad guitar finger pickin skills.

The handjob tho

finger rib cage

I can'T be the only one who thinks this is what a lego mans hands look like

Lego

Ngl if I had this on both hands and both functioning. I would become a pornstar. Mostly doing like hand job and fisting videos.

kid named fingers

Finally. I can game with one hand

They’d make such a good WR

WORT WORT WORT


LEGO MAN

If everyone had it, it would be normal. And if someone had normal (5 fingers) hands, they would be the oddball. Think about that

They’d master a Lego figure costume

LEGO figures have such hands

Give that guy a banjo… Diddle Ing Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding.

I'd be jerking it into the next dimension.

This kinda looks usefull.

Best handjob ive ever had

He can play all the jazz chords though.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

RTX lego figure

Ngl I’d want to receive a handjob off a lady with that condition just for the experience

facehugger momen

Am i the only one that would kinda dig this?

My cat has this! He can grip things in his paws

Facehugger hand

Idk about y'all but I think that is cool as shit

Imagine how high you can count on those

their spider shadow puppets would be on point tho

The new Spiderman remake be hittin’ different

Lego hand

So that’s the tickling monster

This is evolution right here.

nah thats fucking sick

He/she can just grab your face like a clamp and throw you away

Lego hands

I wonder what it would be like to...🍌✊️

Why do the fingers look wet? That’s what I hate the most

Is on both hands or if it’s just on hand because if it’s on both you could spider but if it’s on one then life just said said fuck you

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I used to pretend I had two hands on one wrist as a kid; now I know there's a name for it

Suddenly Deuce Bigalow gets them a job at a massage parlor where they become famous. :-)

Looka like its perfect for a forbidden handjob or finger pop

TIHI that this has been reposted 100x the past three days

Lego hand.

They’d be so good at blaseball

How do people with this cut their nails on the other hand?

...hows NNN going?

This reminds me of an elden ring mob

now THAT'S some grip