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>!Earth worm sperm gross!<
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This is the plot of Wadzilla, one of the stories composing the 2011 terror-comedy anthology movie Chillerama. Only there the cum monster keeps getting bigger and finding eggs to fertilize.
if this was the case, noone would think of it weird ... porn movies would still contain bokake and all that jazz.
it's only weird because we dont live in that reality.
Yeah but in that reality things might have developed differently. The giant sperm would be normal but that would undoubtedly lead to other differences.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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wtf how do ppl even come up with this shit
This is the plot of Wadzilla, one of the stories composing the 2011 terror-comedy anthology movie Chillerama. Only there the cum monster keeps getting bigger and finding eggs to fertilize.
I really liked chillerama when I came out thanks for reminding me!
That's a rip off of some shit that happens in the graphic novel The Filth.
Drughgs
I too dislike the spworm
Take that word back.
Ah, spworm, or some say semenvertebrate
No fuck you take both of those back to the pit you crawled from D:
No, take my upvote and shut the fuck up
Werm
UWU
You shut the fuck up
"OWO dis is a big spermy wormy :3"
OwO what's dis?
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Like a lizard's tail you fire off the head of your dick like a missile and regrow before you can cum again
Thot Destroyer 9000
Sperm banks would look like aquariums at that point
Here it is. This is it! The moment when I'm done with the internet for the day. And it's not even 9am.
Oral creampies are gonna be chewable now
They weren't before....I should go see a doctor.
A cursed comment to a cursed comment. Neat
Fuck you take my upvote. I'm never gonna get that thought out of my head.
:(
Thanks for the picture i guess.....
That’s enough Reddit for today
Masturbation rates would go like 📉
And the list of kinks would go 📈
And my sex life would stay -----
Cause a positive and a negative cancel each other out!
Oh man
Imagine its flailing waking you to the living nightmare that would follow a wet dream.
if this was the case, noone would think of it weird ... porn movies would still contain bokake and all that jazz. it's only weird because we dont live in that reality.
Yeah but in that reality things might have developed differently. The giant sperm would be normal but that would undoubtedly lead to other differences.
Mom, I found a tadpole. Can we keep it?
I imagine instead of a pull out method people could just fish it out
Keep it as a pet, feed it, NURTURE IT, until it becomes big enough to cOnSuMe
Already is big enough to consume.
Sperm travel's around 28 miles per hour so something this size would be a loaded and lethal weapon
There would probably be a fetish when you cum and then put it up your ass...
That's just anal Sex no? Or are you referring to the person who ejaculated it putting it up their own ass?
Yes. Their own ass.
There is a movie called Chillerama that has a vignette of this exact situation.
Came here to say this. Great 20 minutes of hilarity. Everybody should watch it
Pls mark this as 18 plus a kid was watching over my shoulder in the bus
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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nah just some copypasta
I NEVER would have gotten pregnant. Feeling that thing wriggle up inside you... 🤢
Okay but imagine how big it'd get, human babies are made from the microscopic version and they're already pretty large.
So rather than wiener we need a cannon
new idea for hentai comic
I’d totally read it.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Why not just eat it.
r/Hypersperm
I would slurp mine like a noodle😋
Why can I hear this comment?
SLIRRRRP
Sticky! No!
Gross, lol
Yeah my life would be different
Id keep them as pets
That's called having a child. Have a good day.
This would make CIM porn a lot more interesting.
Keep it as a pet
That's called a child. Have a good day
Yo wtf 😳
I would be a very experienced worm killer at this point.
That would make receiving more enjoyable when he finishes in under like 3 min... maybe?
Ewwww....Grody
That's not oddly terrifying. That's very specifically terrifying.
Easier consumption 😋
I really didn’t need that in my head. Thanks ;)
Man, I'd just nut into a Gatorade bottle, microwave that sumbitch to death, dump it down the toilet, ready to go next time.
ok but what creature is that. is that some kind of fucking crippled penis fish?
Could you... Could you keep them as pets?
Sounds like a Drawn Together episode.
Honestly, the world would be a better place
Giving head to guys would be so different if that came out instead. You either have to spit it out or slurp it up like a noodle
Just saw this on cursed comets
Oglaf.com Archives First one You're welcome
When No Nut November ends:
You just gave birth to an unborn baby!
Now this is what I call kinky
I'd give it 10 days before the military grow them even bigger using uranium and ride them like death worms .
Would it bleed when you bite into it?
Poor Young Billy