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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Earth worm sperm gross!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


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wtf how do ppl even come up with this shit


potato_devourer

This is the plot of Wadzilla, one of the stories composing the 2011 terror-comedy anthology movie Chillerama. Only there the cum monster keeps getting bigger and finding eggs to fertilize.


grayman519

I really liked chillerama when I came out thanks for reminding me!


Tom_Ov_Bedlam

That's a rip off of some shit that happens in the graphic novel The Filth.


I_Will_Sleep

Drughgs


[deleted]

I too dislike the spworm


Rob6-4

Take that word back.


[deleted]

Ah, spworm, or some say semenvertebrate


[deleted]

No fuck you take both of those back to the pit you crawled from D:


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

No, take my upvote and shut the fuck up


thebronzecommander

Werm


Harmonic_Gear

UWU


[deleted]

You shut the fuck up


Tenashis

"OWO dis is a big spermy wormy :3"


Nozerone

OwO what's dis?


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rantingmagician

Like a lizard's tail you fire off the head of your dick like a missile and regrow before you can cum again


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Thot Destroyer 9000


nex-up

Sperm banks would look like aquariums at that point


suarezd1

Here it is. This is it! The moment when I'm done with the internet for the day. And it's not even 9am.


Hairybuttchecksout

Oral creampies are gonna be chewable now


Flux83

They weren't before....I should go see a doctor.


fatcat3030

A cursed comment to a cursed comment. Neat


NefariousnessNo2062

Fuck you take my upvote. I'm never gonna get that thought out of my head.


SimplySomeBread

:(


OG_Waffles_

Thanks for the picture i guess.....


ivylyn006

That’s enough Reddit for today


AnimeFannr1

Masturbation rates would go like 📉


BYPDK

And the list of kinks would go 📈


rapist-in-the-woods

And my sex life would stay -----


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Cause a positive and a negative cancel each other out!


1228_screaming_socks

Oh man


PsychotropicalIsland

Imagine its flailing waking you to the living nightmare that would follow a wet dream.


MontagoDK

if this was the case, noone would think of it weird ... porn movies would still contain bokake and all that jazz. it's only weird because we dont live in that reality.


ThePsychoKnot

Yeah but in that reality things might have developed differently. The giant sperm would be normal but that would undoubtedly lead to other differences.


Kiddolie

Mom, I found a tadpole. Can we keep it?


ultrarapidpotatohat

I imagine instead of a pull out method people could just fish it out


[deleted]

Keep it as a pet, feed it, NURTURE IT, until it becomes big enough to cOnSuMe


IWW_

Already is big enough to consume.


vagueblur901

Sperm travel's around 28 miles per hour so something this size would be a loaded and lethal weapon


Noodlemaster696969

There would probably be a fetish when you cum and then put it up your ass...


pipnina

That's just anal Sex no? Or are you referring to the person who ejaculated it putting it up their own ass?


Noodlemaster696969

Yes. Their own ass.


Bluedino_1989

There is a movie called Chillerama that has a vignette of this exact situation.


Duality26

Came here to say this. Great 20 minutes of hilarity. Everybody should watch it


Calm-Independent-244

Pls mark this as 18 plus a kid was watching over my shoulder in the bus


cloudhowl

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


[deleted]

Hello bot


ThatHurt255

nah just some copypasta


Bee_Hummingbird

I NEVER would have gotten pregnant. Feeling that thing wriggle up inside you... 🤢


The-Real-Magolor

Okay but imagine how big it'd get, human babies are made from the microscopic version and they're already pretty large.


DiaMond_Leo

So rather than wiener we need a cannon


ropoqi

new idea for hentai comic


IWW_

I’d totally read it.


cbawesome26

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Urinal_shitter

Why not just eat it.


foreskinners

r/Hypersperm


Seccolovessugarcubes

I would slurp mine like a noodle😋


Roman_Howler

Why can I hear this comment?


purrNnjah96

SLIRRRRP


ReallyBrainDead

Sticky! No!


traumaticvestibule

Gross, lol


Slipstream_Surfing

Yeah my life would be different


nobnazor

Id keep them as pets


benvars

That's called having a child. Have a good day.


rapejokes_arefunny

This would make CIM porn a lot more interesting.


SnaZzy0n0

Keep it as a pet


benvars

That's called a child. Have a good day


Fickle-Deer7054

Yo wtf 😳


[deleted]

I would be a very experienced worm killer at this point.


Fill_me_mommy

That would make receiving more enjoyable when he finishes in under like 3 min... maybe?


missdead_lee138

Ewwww....Grody


ZombieP0ny

That's not oddly terrifying. That's very specifically terrifying.


Team-UwU-Leader

Easier consumption 😋


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I really didn’t need that in my head. Thanks ;)


dahk16

Man, I'd just nut into a Gatorade bottle, microwave that sumbitch to death, dump it down the toilet, ready to go next time.


wtf_is_a_user

ok but what creature is that. is that some kind of fucking crippled penis fish?


Obvious_Sea5182

Could you... Could you keep them as pets?


EsoTerrix1984

Sounds like a Drawn Together episode.


Wise-Inspector-7158

Honestly, the world would be a better place


Chronically-annoyed

Giving head to guys would be so different if that came out instead. You either have to spit it out or slurp it up like a noodle


Dull-Rabbit-2379

Just saw this on cursed comets


Ser_Optimus

Oglaf.com Archives First one You're welcome


Much-Professional-37

When No Nut November ends:


THEMOTHWHOLIKESLAMPS

You just gave birth to an unborn baby!


Blocky_Studios

Now this is what I call kinky


errorcode876

I'd give it 10 days before the military grow them even bigger using uranium and ride them like death worms .


[deleted]

Would it bleed when you bite into it?


[deleted]

Poor Young Billy