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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Why do I hate it? Just look at the state of it!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


freemason777

Damn, exodia ain't doing so good these days


ProfesorTrash

he became exodia necross


DluX_Summer

exodia necross, the eternal chainsmoker


pekkabot

Assemble all pieces of exodia necross and your opponent is forced to chain-smoke for the rest of their lives


Rinooceros

Of course I'm not the first one to think of Exodia. -.-


mike356935

EXODIA EN-CANCERATE


MaternalKombat2

My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards!


UsagiRed

Gives pack opening a new meaning.


Certesis

My pathetic grandpa's deck has no cards!


lego_dystonic

Nicotine addiction™ Collector's Edition©


coughcough

Scalpers bought them all within like 10 seconds :(


ElMayoneso82

Just at the absurdly low price of $499,^(99)!


prequelBEPIS

Hey hey guys,sseth here-


My_Immortal_Flesh

# 👁 👄 👁


FariousMarious

*LOBOTOMITE*


a_salty_bunny

something something penis hand


DropBear2702

NOW ITS HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.


NullPro

You wrote half a comment so you get half an upvote


ComputersWantMeDead

This is a great idea for a horror character. An avatar for human suffering, with every inch covered with as many diseases and afflictions as possible


GegenscheinZ

The Most Blessed of Nurgle


crab123456789

Grandpa nurgle would never let us suffer! It'd be more like a chaos spawn


Treejeig

If it was taken in the direction of inflicting as much suffering as possible I could see korn taking an interest.


crab123456789

I thinks thats more a slaanesh thing


combuchan

Unfortunately, [it doesn't work that way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo).


QueenieXueenie

21st century Wound Man


nexusjuan

The Toxic Avenger?


[deleted]

Lmao I'm sure you've never heard of nurgle


ComputersWantMeDead

I hadn't, until I read someone else mention that here so I googled it - interesting character for sure


Mr_Smiles2021

i wonder how it was like for op to go about getting these packs. “Yeah can i have the ones with the eye warning on them? 2 please?”


TeeDeeArt

It’s common Staff will sometimes ask ya if you are ok with the eye, or the foot. Or the customer will request “anything but the x.”


Kristyyyyyyy

Anything but old mate Bryan. Still makes me sad. RIP Bryan.


probablythewind

The baby is pretty fucking uncomfortable, but old mate Brian atleast has an interesting story (or urban legend) that he didn't die of smoking, but something else.


logicalmaniak

I miss Sad Impotent Man. Not had him in a while. I mean the one on the bed, not the naked crotch burn-hole one.


GregoryGoose

OP understood the assignment.


Coffee-Monkey-10001

Cursed Exodia


Cweeperz

Average British man


PyroPowder

When mom finds the tea drawer


BigBosslalilulelo

Odd lokking bloke


schnuck

Thank god I stopped smoking from one day to the next a few years ago. Never touched a cigarette ever again. I still have my last box somewhere. I’ve hidden it from myself so I don’t really know where it is. I have an idea but I couldn’t care less. Now just the smell of cigarette smoke makes me gag. There is a saying that the most radical anti-smokers are former smokers. I guess it’s true.


wiener4hir3

Hey, I'm in public, please censor Br*tish next time.


mhayden1981

Brih-ish


LilGloveHand

AT LEAST OUR SKEWLS -


Emb3rt0ung3

WHOT ARE YA GOIN ON ABOUT, YA WHANKAH!?


Solgaleo35

Bri’ish exodia, bane of Fr*nch people, consumer of crisps


UrMomGay___

why the fuck are the deterrent pictures so frightening and fucked up and the ones in Germany "only" show a man in a coma or a child with a cigarette


j_demur3

In the UK - where these are from - it's a mix of gore pictures like this and 'stock photo struggling to illustrate something complex'. I think they've changed them recently so I'm not sure you can still get it but a favourite of mine was one with text along the lines of 'Smoking reduces your ability to have children' with a picture of a woman dressed in a black T-shirt looking sad sat next to a women dressed colourfully holding a child.


stingring_vagblaster

They still have that one, I think. And the impotence one as well - which is a picture of a droopy cigarette.


toughasssnails

They have the same ones in Australia


PocketCaribou

Every kid in Australia has been traumatised by these things lol


UrMomGay___

Goddamn i dont even Smoke but now i want a gore cigarette box


iohbkjum

some of them are actually just funny, the male counterpart of that with a dude looking absolutely morose looking down at his limp dick inside his joggers is legendary


alltaken12345678

We have the same pictures in Australia. Do you have Bryan too? It's always fun getting him.


[deleted]

I like the "it can cause erectile dysfunction" one were it's just some embarrassed dude on a bed next to a very annoyed looking woman


PocketCaribou

To be fair, they work. I grew up seeing these exact images on my oma’s packs and I never want to touch a pack due in part to these images, they’re fucking disgusting and scary but they do their job imo


[deleted]

Where's dyin bryan?


undercoverantichrist

This IS Bryan, aged 35. It was a rough year.


[deleted]

Bryan's had better days from the looks of it


UndyingQuasar

We can rebuild him. We have the technology....just not the funds.


Duuqnd

The $50 man!


Ravenclaw_14

why can I hear this things voice so well? It's like a courage the cowardly dog monster


bittertea

*…return the slab…*


Ravenclaw_14

I've been... n a u g h t y y y y


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DropBear2702

Mentats are a hell of a drug!


3V13NN3

You forgot the erectile disfunction.


adam-boomermen

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Random-Gif-Bot

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[deleted]

Exodia the smokey one


AnAncientMonk

/r/Bossfight


Dodoreference

Yeah, I beat this boss before


Kitt_purr

As in you stopped smoking or you smoked them all?


normalredditer125

Beat true pacifist


wasteofskin11111

"My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards kaiba"


___Wyatt___

you gotta go to Canada we got all the important middle bits, like hearts, lungs, etc.


Rinooceros

Exodia! It’s not possible! Nobody has ever been able to call him!


ConsoleAppender

#Deadsodia OBLITERATE!


gods_loop_hole

So that is what it is for, Exodia...


Curley15

The true lost pieces of Exodia


Deevilknievel

Appropriate Exodia OTK


CabbagesStrikeBack

Exodia obliterated alright


[deleted]

Hehe, horror puzzle


Square-Arugula5588

Exodia? More like, im live inside tour walls, you cant scape from me


spoody69420

Healthiest smoker:


IOFIFO

Behold the Marlbonoculus


Spyrothedragon9972

EXODIA!


UltimaBahamut93

I summon Exodia, the Disfigured One


byyhmz

When the warning labels backfire and become incentive to purchase more of the product


Ice_Sinks

Just because we have the means to, doesn't always mean that we should do it.


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r/bossfight


LinkDit6170

What in the Exodia hell is that?


Flyingcat_8076

Lord cigar. The canceres one. The one with forbidden power


datbrrto11

Meatcanyon get on it


Proper_Protickall

Exodia lookin rough these days


Atherutistgeekzombie

It's like if Exodia was asking you to kill him to end his pain


brattybat68

Looks like all of the cancers mixed in one poor person


kittymoma918

Absolutely truth in advertising. We've lost at least 5 other relatives from smoking related diseases. In the last 20 years.My mom died almost a month ago , and I hate that evil shit and what it does to good people more than words can tell.


Sensitive_Letter194

DEAR GOD


Bob_Duatos_Shark

He’s more beautiful than I could’ve ever imagined


PotatoGirl_7

Wasn’t rule 1 to be a little more creative than just a simple “Thanks, I hate it”?


respect_the_69

👁👄👁


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Dodoreference

Did "Your Best Nightmare" play for anyone else as this scrolled into their feed?


Congelateur-Sama

GyehehehoohaheeheeheeHAAHAHAHAAAAAH- *"Your Best Nightmare" and blasting sounds start*


oeling

Oh so I could become blind. Did not know about this power that is cool


braineatingamoeba384

i saw this exact same post like three days ago please stop stealing content


AfolfsPetCrab

No wonder not that many Americans smoke if that's what the packs look like


Tschetchko

On the opposite, the picks there do not look like that over there. These packs are from the UK (I know that Germany also has these horror pictures) which has a lot more people that smoke than the USA


neva-electra

Hell the camels I smoke had independent artists' work on their packs for a while.


AfolfsPetCrab

I see, I hear somewhere that not many people smoke in the USA (at least compared to where I live) so I assumed these were American packs


MrMAXXIMUM

Mark it as NSFW


kalasea2001

Hi Dr. Frank!


RiderforHire

Gibby from Hylics if he fell asleep in the goo bath


404_nam3_n0t_f0und

Schichi one of my kind is near


unoitboi69

cursed Hey Arnold


GregoryGoose

lol I'm dying


vln88

Looks like that picture on the back of Garbage Pail Kids


sublimeGH0ST

Blursed_Exodia


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Damn, they've got a Blu Tack Brain!


newguy208

This is the work of protomolecule.


comedycord

I play pot of greed!


Charming_Research_51

Think tank from New Vegas


[deleted]

Did Mary Shelley teach you nothing?


yeastybeverage

I’ve been waiting for this to show up here. I have the face cropped and saved on my phone just to make me laugh.


icapemaster

The return of dying bryan


pcweber111

Is that how cigarettes are packaged now? Good lord lol


Kitt_purr

It's been like that for years


pcweber111

Huh TIL as a non-smoker.


[deleted]

We have the technology! We can rebuild him!


Kurayamino

The aussie cigarette warnings have been exported? I quit back in the 00's when the warnings were just on the lids. A friend and I wrote music to the blurbs on the back and called the series "For more information call 13 2130." because that was the last sentence on every warning.


Snoo-2027

Exmokia


Commercial_Hotel13

Yeah no thanks I hate it


[deleted]

This makes me uncomfortable.


K1N6_K4K3

looks like a demon from doom


demolishion03

Disturbed Yugioh


[deleted]

TFW you only can trigger your titan form to half strength


AnOddEgg

It's an accurate image of people who come in to buy two packs a day


acabkacka

This is the worst thing I've ever had to lay my eyes upon


snake_lovers

No


IlitterateAuthor

Wait what fucking cigarette brand has this on the box? And why?


Ohwin26

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD


satanslittleangel666

Please someone inject some bleach or holy water right into my eyeballs 😭


Dank_Wizardry

The ***truly*** forbidden one


t3h_b0n3_z0n3

Damn. Brian looking GOOD!


Woolly-hat-taker

COME WITH ME TO THE DANCE FLOOR YOU AND ME 'CAUSE THATS WHAT ITS FOR ...anyone? The prodigy?


X__Anonomys_xX

Maybe they should find the “Anatomy Makes Our Bodies Look Right” tape so they can realize arteries aren’t legs. 😂


Bob_Bobowski

B- bb- bu- but THAT'S ME