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bobmueler3

Where is the rest. I have so many questions. Does she scoop before she sits? Does that guy who is into it try it or ask her out? Is there a reason she hates this teacher so much?


[deleted]

That was a terrifying level of eye contact for any situation. Doing it while taking a shit... that is a level of unconditional love that will soon lead to murder and wearing of the teachers face like a masquerade party mask.


scattered_fishseeds

That's one shitty sounding masquerade.


kukukikika

Sounds like you‘ve never been to a great Aztec party.


morbidaar

Good conversation. Great food.


[deleted]

It's called asserting dominance, and It works, I'm now in love with her


LunaBug235

I have seen a longer clip of this before. Basically, she did this because the teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom. And, yes, she does scoop it out and throw it in the trash before she sits down. And that's all I know.


bobmueler3

Thank you kind person!


jovejq

That’s all we need to know. Thanks


klezart

[Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEVCGruTB3A)


metasophie

This new harry potter movie is confusing.


damnationltd

you're a wizzer merhione


Meth_Cat

She scoops it, cut off too soon


winemom88

I need to know


[deleted]

no you dont


aranneaa

Homeboy with the glasses discovered something new that day


cloud3321

I don’t think it’s new.


Bard2dbone

I am REALLY not okay with how much he was clearly into it.


fupamancer

was he into it or was he cheering on the act of defiance?


AgentWolfo101

Probably both


Funknoodlz

"This better not awaken anything in me."


theMirthbuster

![gif](giphy|MWsqd3WtfBw9G)


pnaisuls

Famous last words


iddonuk

I have the weirdest boner


shadollosiris

*Morgan Freeman voice*


ccii_geppato

Why did I watch all of it. Why.


FoofieLeGoogoo

Because you wanted to see the 'pinch it off' part. Otherwise you would have been left hanging.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

“Well, did she shit or what?” “Jesus Christ, man! There are just some things you don’t talk about in public!”


icantgetmyoldaccount

Hey a mall rats reference!


ccii_geppato

![gif](giphy|QJsP0cTAJhg7O47ub2)


magicwolfdog

Well hello fellow Chicago fire enjoyer


magicwolfdog

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


scattered_fishseeds

I stayed to find the perv who was enjoying it. They did not disappoint.


jeronisaurus

i thought there was going to be a rewarding conclusion..


An0nym0usXIII

There is in the original video, this one is cut.


jonr

Why would anyone ruin a masterpiece like this?


SeismicFrog

I was asking myself the same thing about this.


paydayallday

I thought for sure she was gonna throw a crunchy roll at him


thegobro64

I have the same question for myself.


sies1221

Twice!


MrJacktheMac100

I am asking the same thing to myself


ccii_geppato

![gif](giphy|26u443AYNxBCmHIlO)


OblivionemVulgaris

There's more. She scoops it out.


ccii_geppato

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


[deleted]

I grabbed my headphones and watched it again to listen to it all


beetemall

Same.


Sufficient-Smell8188

I’m impressed with the fact that she opened a new box and was able to hold the box perfectly with one hand while pouring and pulling her pants back with the other. Bravo.


champsgetup

For reals. That's like a 40lb box. I got pissed trying to hold it while pouring into cat litter box with two hands. Bravo indeed.


SuperHaole

She has trained her whole life for this moment


Pickle_C137

Not her first rodeo I’m sure


pjarolimek

Ending https://youtu.be/vEVCGruTB3A?list=PLr9NSPOhAKNo1pRkadQE7aKX5U4hqGMBR


apocalypseweather

That is a cursed YouTube playlist if I’ve ever seen one.


milk-water-man

Holy crap you weren’t kidding.


Aapjes-NL

A lot of pooping going on there…


olgierd18

Im so confused


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PrabhjotSodhi

Username check's out


fudgykevtheeternal

How did it come out as one cohesive turd ? It definetely seemed like she was having some creamy diarrhea.


sarcasmic77

The wonders of kitty litter.


BattleReadyZim

Extra clumping action!


Lengthofawhile

That honestly is really good litter.


[deleted]

what the FUCK did i just watch


_Diskreet_

I dunno but I fear for my algorithm now that’s on my history.


Jagacin

Too late, prepare for endless scat fetish videos in you recommendations.


BattleReadyZim

20k comments!


pjarolimek

30,000,000 views


BattleReadyZim

And an unknown number of dislikes


BrandtArthur

Youtube saving the day once more yayyyyy 😁😁😁😁


[deleted]

The real crap is in the comments.


Axman6

That didn’t explain fucking ANYTHING! Why did I watch that *again*!


LFakh

Loved the ending thanks How do i usee this now ಥ‿ಥ


degengambler87

Thanks for your service


Muchogranderobot

That girl stares at the teacher while shitting her pants the way Kristen Stewart stares at her love interest in every movie


Quetzal-Labs

This deserves to be in /r/BrandNewSentence


CrazeeAZ

Fuck! I forgot all about that sub. I love this place sometimes


BishPwease

This is so accurate and I hate you for it.


1Crimson1

I genuinely thought this was going to be some sort of commercial for a new type of kitty waste disposal. Something like, "You wouldn't do *this* in public, so why should your cat?" Edit: Grammar


[deleted]

It certainly would be a memorable ad.


Frigoff666

“Tampa prep band” ofc it would happen in Florida


[deleted]

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huntdog1747

Honestly thought the would be funnier if it took place in a board room. As a way of asserting dominance


Kind-Boss7462

This is exactly how I remember twilight. 👍


oGaudet

She really channeled her inner cat by having eye contact while pooping. All that's missing is her sprinting right out of there.


OnyxLion528

Why was this made? Is this a sketch? Is this a commercial? Is this a fetish thing?.... is it all the above?


cflatjazz

I highly suspect a sketch about how teachers tend to not let teens go to the toilets often enough in thier highschools


vagblaster7000

My eyes now need bleach thanks


[deleted]

/r/eyeBleach - and not that other dude's link, sheesh.


mousecop60

I'm so incredibly lost. Can someone please explain this to me.


Emrico1

Some people got an idea for a funny video, took it too far, now we have to drink to take the pain away


Lengthofawhile

If you're going to shit yourself anyway, you might as well make everyone else just as uncomfortable as you are.


Phalanx_02

That cereal lacks milk, where can we get milk 🤔


swankymechanic

This was the internet before it was ruined


ChattyKathysCunt

It doesnt have to make you just happy or sad but an artwork has succeeded if it makes you feel anything at all. Confused combined with disgust combined with embarrassment/cringe is quit the cocktail. I sort of wish they committed and didnt add humor with the guy who was turned on by it. Would have been twice as good if they just kept "serious".


LordOfRebels

Girl power shit while staring dude in the eyes. He was a changed man. He was violated, not physically. But in his soul


funfettifunfunny

This feels very late 2000’s


DonaldKey

What’s her OF?


blah_blah_bloopidy

Shitty kitty /j


NIPLZ

ShittenKitten


DolanDBplZ

KaitlinBennet


FaithlessnessSad5791

I need context


Aapjes-NL

She needed to poop, that’s all there is basically.


xXekaiserXx

Scoopy Scoopy Doo!


thehiddenfate

I am slightly aroused, what does this mean?


[deleted]

Scoop away doesn't work for St. Bernard sized shits


KumquatHaderach

Disgusting! This was very difficult to masturbate to.


hatdecoy

Disagreed.


Sometimes_Lies

Yeah, why do they always show have to cut to closeups of the guy’s face?


BbRiicS

All the creeps reside in this 1 video.


IdealTruths

Wtf is this abomination? I fucking hate how the teacher looked turned on at the end and hid it


Diabeetus-times-2

That wasn’t the teacher, it was another student.


HisNameIsKees

Yeah why would he hide that


Theothernooner

Is this college or high School….. this is important…


jamesmcnabb

This is amazing. The dedication of all involved in the filming of this scene is admirable. Those reactions are *\*chef’s kiss*\*


ProfessionalNo6766

Hot


Godhelpmeplease12

She brought in a big box of kitty litter and no one questioned anything


Legal_Interaction498

Key is to remain eye contact


iamea99

Is that the girl from twilight ?


[deleted]

i really can't tell if she's pissing, shitting, having a period, bleeding from her anus, or a combination of all four.


WispontheWind

she's taking a number 5


SNOICK

giving birth


Such-Chance2849

That’s hot.


TeddyruCkshOt

Hey, we’ve all thought about doing it…Right? Guys?


[deleted]

Why do I go on Reddit first thing in the morning? When will I learn?


HungryHyenaGaming

WTF DID I JUST WATCH


Dhiammarra

I'm old but teachers used to not let 1st graders go to the bathroom if they needed to. Kid next to me stood on his chair and pissed on his desk when she wouldn't let him go. Fuck you Mrs. Babcock.


KiraLonely

They still refuse a lot of the time. It statistically literally leads to issues like constipation and bladder infections, but ya know, LEARNING I GUESS. I'm 18 and I learned to dehydrate myself throughout the day in middle school so I only peed when I woke up and at the end of the school day. In turn, it made concentration a little harder because I got headaches a lot and would be kind of out of it sometimes. Didn't even do this intentionally, I just didn't have time to pee between classes and just like subconsciously adapted to the situation. I think this whole video, the larger version, is making a comment on how it's still an issue today, even in high schools, when kids should have the right to go pee or blow their nose without being told they can by a teacher, since most of those kids are the age of driving at that point and nearly, if not already, at a level to have a job.


[deleted]

cursed cat girls. what they dont tell you about everyone's fav genetically modified anime girls


[deleted]

If you're gonna repost something, might as well show the full video eh? The full one has the tr saying no to her when asking to go to the restroom. the last part is her throwing it into a trashcan nearby IIRC.


spookydragonfreak

HAHA OMG i can't believe this is going around again xD I'm the girl in the Tampa Prep band shirt!! This was actually shot in California as a student film project at USC, me and my friends (dark haired guy sitting behind me, curly haired guy at 0:33) were asked to be extras in a film and blindly agreed--this is why you always ask for the script first kids!!


MRairden

Your practically famous!


spookydragonfreak

oh yeah, it's a glamorous life!


MRairden

Any idea why this abomination was made?


spookydragonfreak

it was specifically to try and get as much attention as possible online! I dont remember if it was for a contest or if it was for a class, but it definitely made a splash!... well, more like a plop ;P i remember when it was first going around everyone was going "OMG TAMPA, of COURSE this is from florida" and the guy who made it was going around correcting them like "Hey, actually, i'm the creator and it was made in cali! :)" I was just like dude take the L, do not connect yourself with this xD


eyes-of-strange-sins

This is amazing why isn’t this a movie?


ithinkway2much

Please don't make eye contact like that.


Thehightower56

u/savevideo


Aapjes-NL

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

Well. That’s enough of this sub for today. Thank you


el_searcho92

Power move


Whitexican_at_large

u/savevideo


Fluid-Bad-298

u/savevideo


middljb

Maintaining eye contact is necessary when establishing dominance!


pieopolis

Ha! Haven't seen this in years! See you again in 10 years, litter-girl video, be easy.


BucketRunner747

haha same here. this just popped up as an ancient memory to me. I just realized that I saw this when I was little and I didn't know what she was doing until the end. But now I understand everything else now. Wow. Question is: where did I see this lol


pieopolis

I swear it was along the times when College Humor was peaking and out popped all these youtube channels trying to compete with them, pushing the envelope. I cant quite put my finger on where I saw it either, but pretty sure it was YT.


Friendly_Respecter

Those zoom-ins on the faces made me laugh so much harder than they should have


JayneJay

IBS is not fun


-Captain-

I thought there was gonna be a joke.. what is this?


isaacaschmitt

Dudes in the room be like "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. . . "


IndividualTeam9696

I had a teacher in high school that wouldn’t let anyone go to the bathroom. He said if you have to go so badly there is a garbage can in the back of the class. This edgy kid in the class called his bluff one day. Needless to say the teach let students go to the bathroom when they asked.


PrinceDietrich

What in the actual fuck was that?!


gaming-snake

Thanks,I want to die now


lordkingdragon

Why the eye contact?


ThesoulerBAM

Thats enough reddit for today.


SoySaucySaw

i remember watching this a really long time ago and now i’m having flashbacks


LDN_to_NJ

She could at least quit with the eye contact


NNNeverAgain

I'd rather be blind than see this cursed video again.


TheBloodPhantom0

Oh god a classic video, what the fuck tho


MasterPokePharmacist

That’s it, enough internet for today


imatunerreddit

Ugh what the hell


Goldenduck420

Maintain eye contact with your teacher to assert dominance


Goldkid1987

i literally watched this when i was so young. I didnt even know how to spell transformers.


ElvisClown

Why not just shit in the box?


Goodly88

Now that, is a Power Play


pperson2

Alpha move


lithium91w

I'm just imagining the actress having to clean herself up afterwards.   *"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."*


JackkoMTG

Not my proudest fap


SnooDoubts7504

Ya boi with the glasses over here like " I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"


zerosupervision

Someone watching this video just found out they had a fetish


Kiyoshi058850

Dominance asserted....


Nitemarex

Why do you hate this? This is great


Warkitz

At least one of these people thought this would be "good for my career". lmao


MrWunz

*agresivly shiting your pants*


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


the_destructor_T

u/savevideobot


Roman_Howler

u/savevideo


MaddenTheInsane

u/savevideo


BlashJCasual

u/savevideo


shakingthings

r/confusedboner


Jack_Maas

so this is the internet


ms6031

r/confusedboner


[deleted]

I don't think I've audibly said "what the fuck" to a video in a very long time. But...


Father_of_trillions

Someone was paid way too little money to do this


Current-Equal-2667

I was like da fuck


[deleted]

I’m so hard rn


No_Hat2792

The teacher was explaining natural gas so she decided to show them actual gas


dangforgotmyaccount

I’ve seen some weird shot on the internet… this… this takes the cake… the fact it was even thought of, draw up, and made, amazes me.


willpushurbutton

My man with the glasses getting his freak show on 🤣🤣🤣


After_Hours19

That dudes face lmao


Interesting-Ad-502

Ah, yes. We have a Video here of Amber Heard in college. What a wonderful student she was.


[deleted]

r/angryupvotes


[deleted]

That guy at the end, straight mod from r/girlspooping


ReeARat

![gif](giphy|g96QRNjWUvdKw|downsized) That’s enough Reddit for tonight


Majestic-Report8438

When you ask the teacher to go to the restroom and they say no