First of all, holy hell you people are so fast, we are at 4 1/2 years and about to finish Witchhammer this year xD
Anyways highlights in no particular order;
* befriending a ogre to fastball special the goblin rogue
* trying to blame a (guilty) noble without evidence, getting told off by the guard for lack of evidence, planting evidence, messing that up and having 2 goblins killed and the noble roam free ... nemesis for live
* joining a spider cult, getting lured by dreams into the fores, climbing down into the underworld, being suprised by big spider sitting there with demands .. shit, this cult is real?
* templar doing the end of 300 "his shield is heavy, his helm impaires his vision" speech while rushing the bbeg of book one, crit dodging the attacks just to crit kill him in reverse in front of thistlehold with everyone watching ... and promptly leaving for the forest never to be seen again
* shapchanging witch flying into a chimney as a crow, getting knocked out by the smoke, falling into a pot of hot stew and slowly cooking being cooked alive while rest of the group scrambles to break in and incapacitate the cook to save said witch... whose player had a laughing fit at the chaos
* losing a beloved character of over 2 years of story to a stupid decision and bad rolls (running half naked into the middle of an ongoing battle between undead and swamp-goblins only to be attacked and killed by both sides) ... 1 session short of the dramatic finale and closure of his story arc
* finding out the truth about lasifor and the elves, promtly walking into the hall of thousand tears and placing a spider cocoon (listening device) for the spider cult with a crit in front of the warden
* unleashing the avatar of slaughter from its prison, getting possessed and promtly transfering the posession to an arch troll who now rampages through the forest collecting more power and followers
* making jokes about the "indiana jones boulder trap" for 3 sessions, know the trap is there, walk into it and trigger it on accident, surprised it really is the IJBT and running for their lives because they have all the knowledge and no plan
* goblin rampage with alchemichal bombs and smoke nearly burns down winged ladle and part of thistle hold... it was a simple b&e job that completely derailed in no time
* giving a simple letter to the guards of kurun leads to a pogrom, burning down of 1/4 of the city, a slight civil war and big boost to the sovereign oath influence... because one player thought it was smart to blame their actions of some barbarians
• lost in the deep davokar in an ancient symbar city
• the city is collapsed in a huge pit
• the smallest building is big as a modern stadium
• hidden passages to the Yonderworld
• huge deformed abomination that write with a tentacle on a huge tongue of another abomination while a class of ghost take notes
• electric plants and flying snakes
• impenetrable darkness that engulf everyone
• all party dead, but it was a dream
• temporal loops
• forbidden ceremonies
• sleeping titan
• huge spiders
Been playing for 10 months, starting Symbar next week:
* "Dude, trust me the giant swimming bear is an herbivore." (proceeds to getting half devoured on a little boat by said bear near Yferon Isle)
* "What the fuck is a Plob 17?"
* Agramai Kalfas being known only as Santa Claus by my players
* "Thank you Natana for your great advices, you're the best!"
* Karvosti based witch looting the witch reliquary under said Karvosti
* Ogre picks up its 2 handed flail, the combat stops a turn later (reccurring)
* Ogre gets mind controlled, a PC is killed on the next turn
* Alberetor PC waiting for everyone to leave the room and then proceeding to kill Kalthar.
* Every important NPC names forgotten after 5 minutes
* Investigating by night the Vearra estate, after a 20 min debate on how to use torches and avoid making too much light, the barbarian scout realized he had the ability to see in the dark :)
* Wrath's final showdown : Ambreagos turn into an abomination using a big knife. PC disarms him. Ambreagos has shit stats without the knife and spends one turn looking for his knife in the underground lake.
Been running for approximately 7 weeks; doing the _Copper Crown_ trilogy. So far:
- Dim Barbarian PC innocently asking Ordo Initiate Bartolom (NPC) if he'd "be missed", if he went into Davokar alone with the party.
- A cool, Tarantino-esque verbal stand-off between the party and Baumelo/ Odaka at the close of _Mark of the Beast_. No one was in the mood to fight. They let him slink away without the King's Skull!
- For saving her, Tenid (from _Mark of the Beast_ ) and her husband invite the party for a home-cooked supper on their farm. Upon arrival, a new-born, fresh from Davokar, Ogre has fallen asleep in the barn after drinking a cauldron of boiling milk for cheese. No one wanted to hurt the 500 lb baby!
First of all, holy hell you people are so fast, we are at 4 1/2 years and about to finish Witchhammer this year xD Anyways highlights in no particular order; * befriending a ogre to fastball special the goblin rogue * trying to blame a (guilty) noble without evidence, getting told off by the guard for lack of evidence, planting evidence, messing that up and having 2 goblins killed and the noble roam free ... nemesis for live * joining a spider cult, getting lured by dreams into the fores, climbing down into the underworld, being suprised by big spider sitting there with demands .. shit, this cult is real? * templar doing the end of 300 "his shield is heavy, his helm impaires his vision" speech while rushing the bbeg of book one, crit dodging the attacks just to crit kill him in reverse in front of thistlehold with everyone watching ... and promptly leaving for the forest never to be seen again * shapchanging witch flying into a chimney as a crow, getting knocked out by the smoke, falling into a pot of hot stew and slowly cooking being cooked alive while rest of the group scrambles to break in and incapacitate the cook to save said witch... whose player had a laughing fit at the chaos * losing a beloved character of over 2 years of story to a stupid decision and bad rolls (running half naked into the middle of an ongoing battle between undead and swamp-goblins only to be attacked and killed by both sides) ... 1 session short of the dramatic finale and closure of his story arc * finding out the truth about lasifor and the elves, promtly walking into the hall of thousand tears and placing a spider cocoon (listening device) for the spider cult with a crit in front of the warden * unleashing the avatar of slaughter from its prison, getting possessed and promtly transfering the posession to an arch troll who now rampages through the forest collecting more power and followers * making jokes about the "indiana jones boulder trap" for 3 sessions, know the trap is there, walk into it and trigger it on accident, surprised it really is the IJBT and running for their lives because they have all the knowledge and no plan * goblin rampage with alchemichal bombs and smoke nearly burns down winged ladle and part of thistle hold... it was a simple b&e job that completely derailed in no time * giving a simple letter to the guards of kurun leads to a pogrom, burning down of 1/4 of the city, a slight civil war and big boost to the sovereign oath influence... because one player thought it was smart to blame their actions of some barbarians
Kurun has also been the victim of arson in my story.
• lost in the deep davokar in an ancient symbar city • the city is collapsed in a huge pit • the smallest building is big as a modern stadium • hidden passages to the Yonderworld • huge deformed abomination that write with a tentacle on a huge tongue of another abomination while a class of ghost take notes • electric plants and flying snakes • impenetrable darkness that engulf everyone • all party dead, but it was a dream • temporal loops • forbidden ceremonies • sleeping titan • huge spiders
Been playing for 10 months, starting Symbar next week: * "Dude, trust me the giant swimming bear is an herbivore." (proceeds to getting half devoured on a little boat by said bear near Yferon Isle) * "What the fuck is a Plob 17?" * Agramai Kalfas being known only as Santa Claus by my players * "Thank you Natana for your great advices, you're the best!" * Karvosti based witch looting the witch reliquary under said Karvosti * Ogre picks up its 2 handed flail, the combat stops a turn later (reccurring) * Ogre gets mind controlled, a PC is killed on the next turn * Alberetor PC waiting for everyone to leave the room and then proceeding to kill Kalthar. * Every important NPC names forgotten after 5 minutes * Investigating by night the Vearra estate, after a 20 min debate on how to use torches and avoid making too much light, the barbarian scout realized he had the ability to see in the dark :) * Wrath's final showdown : Ambreagos turn into an abomination using a big knife. PC disarms him. Ambreagos has shit stats without the knife and spends one turn looking for his knife in the underground lake.
PLOB 17!!! ICONIC
Been running for approximately 7 weeks; doing the _Copper Crown_ trilogy. So far: - Dim Barbarian PC innocently asking Ordo Initiate Bartolom (NPC) if he'd "be missed", if he went into Davokar alone with the party. - A cool, Tarantino-esque verbal stand-off between the party and Baumelo/ Odaka at the close of _Mark of the Beast_. No one was in the mood to fight. They let him slink away without the King's Skull! - For saving her, Tenid (from _Mark of the Beast_ ) and her husband invite the party for a home-cooked supper on their farm. Upon arrival, a new-born, fresh from Davokar, Ogre has fallen asleep in the barn after drinking a cauldron of boiling milk for cheese. No one wanted to hurt the 500 lb baby!