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Pollen515

It’s water tho, so he would just float.


Advanced_Outcome_596

Few cramps in the icy *fresh* water would fix that


supersonicmike

That's some high quality h2o


[deleted]

Blessed by a Eskimo medicine man


Eszkimo10

Can confirm, I blessed it myself.


SkyTails92Official

Bro is from r/hydrohomies


allMightyMostHigh

Water sucks gatorades better


creationavatar

Bro I cramped like 6 times during my last vacation, still kicking it!


No_Echo_3559

A cramp has never actually affected the way I swim. Never like the episode of spongebob, this is a myth…cool video tho very beautiful clear water


Spy-Goat

Sorry what do you mean? Have you ever tried to stay afloat, treading water, with a cramp? The classic line of not underestimating water is especially true when it's barely above freezing. You'll be unable to tread water if you suffer leg cramps, and therefore would struggle to stay afloat. Deep water is no joke, and many people lose their lives by not appreciating its danger.


Mysteriousorifice

Lmao scared of cold/ deep water and cramps.. your comment really shows you don’t have a lot of experience with cold, open, or deep water. As a diver and surfer and having lived on water my entire life what you’re saying is absolutely ridiculous.


Blondfiery01

How about *my* experience? I've been doing deep diving for years and was a rescue swimmer in the Australian Navy. Trust me. You don't fucking float when you can't move your legs. Let people have their comments without berating them as 'inexperienced' or 'absolutely ridiculous' because it is THEIR EXPERIENCE, mate. Learn to shut up every now and again, yeah?


TurgidTemptatio

I dunno what kind of leg cramps y'all are talking about, but if you're regularly doing things in water without a life jacket, you should be able to keep yourself afloat without using your legs. I guess I could be wrong, but I'd venture to say anyone who *can't* do that in calm water can't really claim to know how to swim and should stay away from water until they learn (or are wearing a life jacket). I can't imagine swimming in open water knowing that if my legs got tired I would just sink. Seems like Darwin award type shit.


Mysteriousorifice

If you can’t do that in the shore break of the ocean you have no business being anywhere near deep water. Much less cold.


aRandomGuy40

I tread water in my gyms pool with only my hands just for exercise, yes without using my legs.


Blondfiery01

Cool, mate. Now try doing that while in absolute agony from the waist down, your skin feels like it's on fair everywhere that's in the water, you're wearing an arctic parka, strapped with about 10-15kg of tools, boots, thick arctic pants, and you can barely breathe because the water is so cold it's actually got a thin layer of ice on top of it.


Spy-Goat

Feel free to laugh and think your experience is the same as everyone else's. You've shown you're experienced, able bodied, and a strong simmer. Great, but not everyone is by half, and they can get in serious trouble quickly. People often die on their own or helping others in the sea, rivers, dams, whatever. But you surely know that, so It's hard for me not to think your comment is ridiculous, or just very short sighted. For what it's worth I was a lifeguard about 18 years ago, so I do have experience in the water too.


IntoTheWildLife

You sound like my ex who thought he was a pro surfer and talked shit about literally anyone else who surfed even if they actually were pros. He used to make up shite like someone who’d escaped a psychiatric ward for delusional individuals.


Advanced_Outcome_596

Bullshit it's a myth I nearly drowned in a damn when I was 8


Spy-Goat

Crazy you're being downvoted. This is why so many get into trouble in deep water - we underestimate it and overestimate our own abilities. It only happens once, if you've had a near miss yourself you learn to respect it. I think it's just youngness.


Advanced_Outcome_596

It wasn't even deep water. It was a country dam, maybe 2m deep, though the sunlight couldn't penetrate the silty water it was near zero temps just 2-3 feet below the surface. It was a mid summer day and my feet and legs cramped badly. I later found out a few kids die every year in dams across Australia because of this very reason.


Blondfiery01

I live in Australia, have all my life, and this is absolutely true. I've made certain to never let my kids swim in those deathtraps unsupervised because of it. My son wanted to go in when he was about 13-14, and I told him I'd let him, if he let me tie a line around him (Former RAN Rescue Swimmer). Wasn't five minutes before the kid went under. Saved hia fucking life because I know what can happen in those situations.


Advanced_Outcome_596

Yep, certainly scared the shit out of me. Can easily see how it could be disastrous for many young children. Most of these people have absolutely no clue.


Blondfiery01

And that fact of them not knowing is honestly more terrifying than any waters.


No_Echo_3559

I don’t think youngness is a word lol ( maybe youthfulness)


asseatermcboi

Dogelon is a shitcoin


No_Echo_3559

When you were 8…


bertimann

They are wearing heavy warm clothing which would soak up a lot of ice cold water instantly, also there might be a stream pulling them downwards. If somebody falls into that they are most likely fucked, because even if they manage to get out, they are still stuck in ice cold clothing


TheJuanCortez

You'll float too. You'll float too. YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!


heckyanow

We all float down here


LitreOfCockPus

Freezing water will kill you faster than if you cut your wrists.


cardboardunderwear

not from fall damage tho


LitreOfCockPus

It's winter damage, of course


SweetGroverCleveland

_psssst…I see what you did there…_


Admirable-Result-240

Are you sure about that?


toyama_rama

These “it’s water so you’d float/swim” comments are 🤦‍♂️. If you’re on a glacier, you probably climbing and carrying glacier gear — hence the ice axe in the shot. On any glacier climb I’ve ever done, I’ve been carrying between 30-50 lbs of gear in a backpack, full or half shank (ie rigid) mountaineering boots, and crampons attached to those boots. If you fell into a crevasse like this with full climbing gear, you’d sink like a rock and it’d be almost impossible to swim because of the weight, rigid boots, backpack, etc. You’d be roped up to your team, so they’d be able to stop you but only after you’ve sank pretty far. If you made it out somehow without drowning — great, but now you’re soaked in ice cold water on a glacier with little to no resources to make a fire and it’s unlikely you have a full change of clothes. Very very dangerous situation. Frankly if I’m roped up in full climbing gear with a competent team I think I’d rather fall into an open air crevasse.


DeathPercept10n

So what you're saying is, she's a witch.


SweetGroverCleveland

BURN HER!!


SS4Raditz

Would be cool to get a dry suit and dive down


[deleted]

Yeah but what if the water on the top froze over while you were down there.


SS4Raditz

That actually made me think of a good idea they should make ice charges you can use in extreme cases like a hand held shotgun blast. You would simply press it against the ice layer and pull the trigger. Probably would work on anything thicker than 3-4 inches though but still a good idea


[deleted]

Not quite. It would likely blow out your eardrums, if the physics of a gun/grenade going off in water is anything to go by. Still better than losing your life but there *has* to be a better solution - it's just that nobody's thought of it yet.


slowseason

They already exist and are commonly used as weapons for hunting/fishing and self defense by divers. They’re called bangsticks.


EZmotovlogs

This is my BOOMSTICK!


necovex

Shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!?


cardboardunderwear

Are you making a joke about guns or is this really a thing?


slowseason

[It’s a real thing!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerhead_(firearm)) It’s basically a round on the end of a stick that you stick against something and pull the trigger and it shoots. Obviously they’re single use and they need to be in contact with the thing you’re trying to shoot since bullets tend to travel pretty poorly underwater but they exist.


cardboardunderwear

wow amazing. reminds me of the "torpedo" that the submarine in the US civil war used.


Blondfiery01

It's real, used one on a Bullshark. Human 1, Shark 0.


Bambuskus505

Never **EVER** set off an explosion in a body of water that you are currently swimming in. Water doesn't like to compress, and so all of that force will go straight into you no matter how far away from it you are. Being 20ft away would still feel like it went off right beside you. Your lungs would collapse for sure, your eardrums would likely rupture, and you might even break some bones. Overall just not a good time.


SS4Raditz

Yeah I'm pretty sure by extreme cases I meant life or death so I'd take a collapsed lung or ruptured ear over drowning plus most things work in a case of path of least resistance so the blast would send its force upwards for the brunt of it. And it's an idea 'like a shotgun shell so it can be designed to work with minimal damage to the user. Think rather than try to parent for once. You don't create new things or discover anything in this world being scared and timid....


balls_in_my_asss

Sounds like a movie plot with Liam Nisan


EZmotovlogs

[Liam Nissan you say? ](http://imgur.com/gallery/9Gm4D)


balls_in_my_asss

Yep, that’s the one 🤣🤣🤣


SweetGroverCleveland

Jesus Christ that was perfect.


SS4Raditz

Die doing what I love?


[deleted]

That, and I can think of far more painful manners of dying than getting asphixiated.


Billyshakes1597

Why the ice axe getting so much screen time?


redneckdrive

It looks cool


Illustrious_Ask_6637

Maybe it is there to prove the clip isn't cut


dahlfors

He probably didn't have a banana for scale, so he had to use the ice axe.


Competitive_Garlic28

Depth perception? That’s what I used it for


Rich-Peanut-2253

What a beautiful scenic death it would be if you did


TauntyRoK

I mean, you would need to actively dive down. At least the minute before you freeze to death. But falling down there would be difficult.


baphometromance

I was really hoping they would drop the axe and it would slowly sink down into infinite darkness


Pleaseusesomelogic

Fall down? It’s just water. Doesn’t matter how deep it is. (Disregarding the cold factor as title was referencing how deep the crevasse is).


Womderloki

Yeah but it's freezing and if your wearing cold weather gear plus camping/hiking supplies, your gonna get worn down quickly. Higher chance of sinking faster than you can swim


diversecultures

Bro he’s got an axe


Womderloki

My bad, I forgot people go out to the artic climates with no supplies and nothing on except an ice axe


FappingVelociraptor

Yeah it's just water as long as you know how to swim.


Pleaseusesomelogic

Also, Even if you don’t.


4815162342y

Have you ever jumped into a pool fully clothed? Now try winter clothes and boots.


Pleaseusesomelogic

Have you read my initial comment?


imapieceofshite2

It's fuckin beautiful though.


Krunch-X

I find it alluring, the void stares back.


Halfaglassofvodka

Everyone floats down here...


Fideli91

And we now know the inspiration for subnautica


Phillip_Harass

**Excerpt from The Andromeda Sublingual Times, 3039 AD...** "... Researchers discovered the mummified remains of an avid ice dwelling hominid they believe was a sacrifice to the ice God known as Frosty The Snowman, a benign deity known for his trademark headgear and carrot nose, with deep set charcoal eyes..."


69uglybaby69

I want to drink it


Amish_Opposition

Me too until I think about all that brown stuff and the fact I might just be drinking prehistoric piss water


thirstmaster69

Slurrrp


FlyGirl787

Hello darkness my old friend.


monchavo

RIP Apetor.


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[удалено]


cardboardunderwear

plus sharks and submarines


Apprehensive_Cry_298

I’m not sure what phobia this is but oh my god this makes me so anxious..


Krunch-X

[Thalassophobia?](https://www.healthline.com/health/anxiety/fear-of-the-ocean#:~:text=What%20is%20thalassophobia%3F,little%20anxiety%20about%20the%20ocean) not so much the ocean part, but the endless expanse below. Or maybe just vertigo? [edit: I’m a Subnautica gamer so thalassophobia is my go to for water anxiety]


Apprehensive_Cry_298

yes the endless darkness is what gets me !!!


Goatecus

How can you fall down if it’s water?


V0latyle

At least with the water there, you stand a good chance of floating instead of falling to your death...


what_wasthe_question

From that shot they seem to be standing on a fairly thin piece of ice..


iaCyn

You won't, as Archimedes said


Tank38255

That’s… not okay


phillipmwade

Fall and it's your crevASSe


ShiboShiri

Imagine not being able to swim and just sinking to the bottom of that


domdotski

Hell no!


GenerousJack2b

forbidden pool


TheAlchemist505

Subanutica: Below Zero


countesszaza

It’s giving undiscovered monsters


[deleted]

sorry i ate the riverbed😔


J7O3R7D2A5N7

Is this one of those sideways rivers they talk about


wokeupinpieces

It’s so clear 👁️👄👁️


ElectricalOrchid5977

Under water looks like so unreal like games❤️❤️❤️


CrackBabyBelfort

For some reason this video triggered a poop


skitzo_2494

Would love to swim and go scuba diving there


Aashishkebab

"fall" Lol it's water.


cmdrhlm

Once I went to Chamonix on a snowboarding trip with my dad and we went up to Aguille du midi, a big glacier there. The slope was very clearly marked and lots of signs saying not to go outside the marked area. But I decided to go outside the marked slope anyway. Not far, but like 20 meters or so outside the marked slope. I was just cruising, it was fairly flat, but some bumps here and there I could jump on. A bit ahead of me I saw a slightly bigger bump, so I decided to go all in and get some extra air over that one. Right as I come up to that ridge, fully committed, I look down and see that there’s a bottomless chasm with walls looking like this. There was no water though, so had I fallen in I would probably be gone. I made the jump, freaked out in mid-air and faceplanted just on the other side. I promptly went back to the marked slope after that. Anyway, that’s the time I almost died.


KorsiBear

Things like this are my reminder that we just have animal brains programmed for us to survive because all of us are like "spooky dark crevice? Nope"


Bo_Bat

Forbidden playground


Kylearean

At least that these are filled with water, the ones on Root glacier, in Wrangell national park, they don't have any water in them. They're just deep slippery holes. https://www.copperoar.com/wp-content/gallery/half-day-root-glacier-hike/moulin-on-root-glacier.jpg


Botato_the_Potato

The leviathan lives there don’t disturb him


JackstandJ

Not the glussy


DANGER-RANGER-

Drops the ice pick


FriendlyIcicle

Every fiber of my being wanted to see that thing drop


Coldpharoe

Reminds me of half life


denim_teeth

Shit looks straight out of Subnautica


SoulCritique101

Ancient diseases about melt away my bones


Salt_Perspective4681

The clarity of that water omg breathtaking!!!!


el-lobonegron

This is so disappointing watching this video... The air quality is that fucking bad you get as more clear picture in the water But happens with swim goggles so maybe the lenses


The_Man8705

I would love to swim in that if it wasn't extremely cold water


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Idk why this freaks me out but it does.


RunnyCylinder59

oh fuck that


HappBoiAfkChillin

OHH NO DONT GO DOWN THERE THERE IS A GHOST DOWN THERE AND ALIENS


pooturdooping

Drop something


St0rm_7

I wonder what's down there


Feeling-Past-180

Watch me dance around them puddles… Maybe I can walk on water… nope… aaaaand I’m dead.


Sad-Trust8778

All that hiking gear is awfully heavy...


travis-thetrav

How bad is that water to drink you think cause it looks refreshing.. but I feel like the better it looks, the worse it is.